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(Des Moines Register)   Police officer injured after being stabbed with a screwdriver. The suspect was quickly nailed, and the judge will undoubtedly drop the hammer on him, though it's unclear if anyone saw what happened   (desmoinesregister.com) divider line 26
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2013-01-07 05:13:57 AM
2 votes:
I was annoyed by the adze on that webpage.
2013-01-07 03:09:50 AM
2 votes:
That must've been a gut-wrenching experience. I hope the officer pipes up if he needs counseling.
2013-01-07 01:18:11 AM
2 votes:
Was the cop working for vice?
2013-01-07 01:14:14 AM
2 votes:
Not to worry.  I'm sure the cop knows the drill.
2013-01-06 10:13:15 PM
2 votes:
Penis.

/am I doing this right?
2013-01-06 10:05:50 PM
2 votes:
This is awl so terrible
2013-01-06 09:44:41 PM
2 votes:
Riveting headline!
2013-01-07 07:37:11 AM
1 votes:

LonMead: Noman is an island.


and his castle isn't home, the nest is for nothing when the bird has flown.
2013-01-07 05:23:45 AM
1 votes:

sexorcisst: The Swiss army declined to comment.


I think their comment would be: This guy isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer.
2013-01-07 04:59:31 AM
1 votes:
The Swiss army declined to comment.
2013-01-07 04:52:34 AM
1 votes:

Chariset: There was a local woman who tried something similar not too long ago.  They told the police to washer since she was a flight risk, but she bolted.


I'm sure she found somewhere else to plier trade.
2013-01-07 04:50:10 AM
1 votes:
That police officer sure had a brush with death - I hope his chief recognizes this and never gives him the axe.

The perp should brace himself for prison, unless his upper body is chiseled. But he will probably get routed, anyway.

That said, I still think that he and the officer should meet up and bury the hatchet
2013-01-07 04:45:55 AM
1 votes:
After a struggle, the 60-year-old was arrested. He is facing two charges of assaulting an officer, one charge of domestic assault and one charge of interfering with police.

What a tool. Well, he axed for it.
2013-01-07 03:44:27 AM
1 votes:
There was a local woman who tried something similar not too long ago.  They told the police to washer since she was a flight risk, but she bolted.
2013-01-07 03:19:22 AM
1 votes:
I wonder if this is all on the level
2013-01-07 01:28:22 AM
1 votes:
I am sure they will file charges.
2013-01-07 01:06:47 AM
1 votes:
The cop must be torqued off.
2013-01-07 12:50:34 AM
1 votes:
It might be time to ratchet up the investigation a bit.
2013-01-07 12:47:47 AM
1 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: unlikely: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Methadone Girls: Why wouldn't the suspect just bolt?

Probably nuts

He had a screw loose... hence the weapon at hand?

One thing is certain: the situation ratcheted up quickly


Can't make it any planer than that.
2013-01-07 12:28:20 AM
1 votes:

unlikely: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Methadone Girls: Why wouldn't the suspect just bolt?

Probably nuts

He had a screw loose... hence the weapon at hand?


One thing is certain: the situation ratcheted up quickly
2013-01-07 12:19:47 AM
1 votes:

Methadone Girls: Why wouldn't the suspect just bolt?


Probably nuts
2013-01-07 12:17:24 AM
1 votes:
Why wouldn't the suspect just bolt?
2013-01-06 10:06:35 PM
1 votes:
This headline is my only vise.
2013-01-06 09:54:58 PM
1 votes:
He's gonna get screwed in prison.
2013-01-06 09:47:06 PM
1 votes:
What a tool.
2013-01-06 09:45:42 PM
1 votes:
I guess that threw a wrench into the perp's plan
 
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