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(Des Moines Register)   Police officer injured after being stabbed with a screwdriver. The suspect was quickly nailed, and the judge will undoubtedly drop the hammer on him, though it's unclear if anyone saw what happened   (desmoinesregister.com ) divider line
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2013-01-07 08:15:40 AM  
Hahaha, silly article. The only way people in the US are hurt any more is by scary black evil self aware guns.

Get it right, or ban screwdrivers too.

Really, why does anyone NEED a screwdriver?
 
2013-01-07 08:26:47 AM  

computerguyUT: Hahaha, silly article. The only way people in the US are hurt any more is by scary black evil self aware guns.

Get it right, or ban screwdrivers too.

Really, why does anyone NEED a screwdriver?


Because you want to take something apart and fix it yourself.

Which is decidedly un-American.

Real Americans just buy a new whatever it is that broke.
 
2013-01-07 08:45:11 AM  

fluffy2097: computerguyUT: Hahaha, silly article. The only way people in the US are hurt any more is by scary black evil self aware guns.

Get it right, or ban screwdrivers too.

Really, why does anyone NEED a screwdriver?

Because you want to take something apart and fix it yourself.

Which is decidedly un-American.

Real Americans just buy a new whatever it is that broke.

If it isn't a designed for obsolesce object it isn't worth owning.

 
2013-01-07 08:59:56 AM  
Gut wrenching!
 
2013-01-07 09:10:02 AM  

Circusdog320: Gut wrenching!


That's plane to see
 
2013-01-07 09:56:21 AM  
His attempt at extracting himself from the officer resulted in no easy out
 
2013-01-07 10:02:15 AM  

fluffy2097: allgrainer: Such a hideous crime. It is time to ban the screwdrivers. They are tools of death and destruction. How many more senseless screwdriver injuries can this country take before the government does something?

We need to ban Assault screw drivers.

The risk really comes from extended shafts made of hardened steel, with interchangeable bits.

And of course, fully automatic screwdrivers absolutely need to be banned.


images.oreillyauto.com
 
2013-01-07 10:03:56 AM  
it's time for authorities to level about what really happened in this case.
 
2013-01-07 10:04:06 AM  

Thats an 827: Remember Goetz vs a screwdriver?


Came for bernie.

law2.umkc.edu
 
2013-01-07 10:04:48 AM  

SirTanon: fluffy2097: allgrainer: Such a hideous crime. It is time to ban the screwdrivers. They are tools of death and destruction. How many more senseless screwdriver injuries can this country take before the government does something?

We need to ban Assault screw drivers.

The risk really comes from extended shafts made of hardened steel, with interchangeable bits.

And of course, fully automatic screwdrivers absolutely need to be banned.

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That's for hunting, you moran.
 
2013-01-07 10:26:57 AM  

StoPPeRmobile: That's for hunting, you moran.


Bullshiat.

Real hunting involves clocking the prey over the head with a cheater bar.
 
2013-01-07 10:39:53 AM  

computerguyUT: Hahaha, silly article. The only way people in the US are hurt any more is by scary black evil self aware guns.


i1136.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-08 07:54:49 AM  
Socket to him.
 
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