Methadone Girls: Why wouldn't the suspect just bolt?
MaudlinMutantMollusk: Methadone Girls: Why wouldn't the suspect just bolt?Probably nuts
unlikely: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Methadone Girls: Why wouldn't the suspect just bolt?Probably nutsHe had a screw loose... hence the weapon at hand?
MaudlinMutantMollusk: unlikely: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Methadone Girls: Why wouldn't the suspect just bolt?Probably nutsHe had a screw loose... hence the weapon at hand?One thing is certain: the situation ratcheted up quickly
Nothing To See Here: What a tool.
Chariset: There was a local woman who tried something similar not too long ago. They told the police to washer since she was a flight risk, but she bolted.
offmymeds: After a struggle, the 60-year-old was arrested. He is facing two charges of assaulting an officer, one charge of domestic assault and one charge of interfering with police.What a tool. Well, he axed for it.
sexorcisst: The Swiss army declined to comment.
allgrainer: Such a hideous crime. It is time to ban the screwdrivers. They are tools of death and destruction. How many more senseless screwdriver injuries can this country take before the government does something?
another day off: The cops really need to clamp down on this type of thing
erik-k: A screwdriver is a tool of creation that can incidently be pressed into service as a weapon. Oddly enough, all the mass murder spree killers seem to choose guns rather than screwdrivers.
LonMead: Noman is an island.
MyRandomName: When is the time to talk about screw drivers if not now.
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