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(Daily Mail)   Thirty-two-year-old mother-of-two: I was almost killed by my unborn baby's fingernail (w/pics)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 13
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2013-01-07 07:52:17 AM  
2 votes:
Shut up, Meg.

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2013-01-07 07:00:22 AM  
2 votes:
www.90smovies.net
2013-01-07 05:13:54 AM  
2 votes:
That's peachy. Child tries to abort mother.
2013-01-06 09:27:59 PM  
2 votes:
Headline:  Thirty-two-year-old mother-of-two: I was almost killed by my unborn baby's fingernail (w/pics)
Article picture caption:  Happy family: Mrs Cottom with her husband Peter, four-year-old daughter Olivia and twins Amelie and Ava.

Subby fails at math.
2013-01-06 07:43:35 PM  
2 votes:
tulsa20something.files.wordpress.com

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2013-01-07 08:10:08 AM  
1 votes:
Oh shiat no. Like I needed another reason to be terrified of getting knocked up.
2013-01-07 06:15:59 AM  
1 votes:
The evil kid is the one on the left, who seems to be gazing directly into the camera as if to say "Just wait till I unleash my adult horrors into your world later!"
2013-01-07 06:04:09 AM  
1 votes:
Talk about a guilt trip later. Every mother likes to hold it over their kids' heads how hard the pregnancy was, but this one can literally use the line "I almost died carrying you" during their snotty teenage years.

/those babies are going to bust out the machine guns in the White House one day
2013-01-07 06:00:15 AM  
1 votes:
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2013-01-07 01:45:15 AM  
1 votes:
Well, any parent can tell you one thing..

Newborn baby fingernails are like freak scalpels. They'll cut you, the baby.. hell, they might even be able to split atoms if the baby moved fast enough.
2013-01-06 09:21:39 PM  
1 votes:
Innocent fetus, my ass.  I say fire up the ol' vacuum extractor.  Lock and load, baby.
2013-01-06 07:23:13 PM  
1 votes:
She looks hittable for sure, but JESUS CHRIST what is with those kids eyes?
2013-01-06 07:11:59 PM  
1 votes:
Attractive, maybe.
Hot? Only if you're british.
 
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