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		Thirty-two-year-old mother-of-two: I was almost killed by my unborn baby's fingernail (w/pics) (dailymail.co.uk)		46
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SilentStrider		2013-01-06 07:11:59 PM

Attractive, maybe.
Hot? Only if you're british.

mybulkaddress		2013-01-06 07:21:44 PM

I'd say cute.

nekom		2013-01-06 07:23:13 PM

She looks hittable for sure, but JESUS CHRIST what is with those kids eyes?

Yes please		2013-01-06 07:31:01 PM

Fingernails and hairs aren't cells and they aren't what cause fluid embolism.

fusillade762		2013-01-06 07:43:35 PM

Approves.

BunkyBrewman		2013-01-06 07:57:59 PM

nekom: She looks hittable for sure, but JESUS CHRIST what is with those kids eyes?

Somebody must be holding up a treat.

Amos Quito		2013-01-06 08:27:32 PM

"If at first you don't succeed..."

dahmers love zombie		2013-01-06 09:21:39 PM

Innocent fetus, my ass. I say fire up the ol' vacuum extractor. Lock and load, baby.

FriarReb98		2013-01-06 09:27:59 PM

Headline: Thirty-two-year-old mother-of-two: I was almost killed by my unborn baby's fingernail (w/pics)
Article picture caption: Happy family: Mrs Cottom with her husband Peter, four-year-old daughter Olivia and twins Amelie and Ava.

Subby fails at math.

Apos		2013-01-06 09:28:20 PM

What is the recurring nightmare a pregnant Megan Fox relates to Brian Austin Green, Alex?

/_{slinks out of thread}

Mr. Fuzzypaws		2013-01-06 09:49:23 PM

Love the URL.

DanZero		2013-01-06 11:24:06 PM

They didn't say hot/cute, so it must be a good link (for once)
Still not clicking.

/we need Apos and his Homer Simpson GIF

Apos		2013-01-06 11:39:49 PM

DanZero: They didn't say hot/cute, so it must be a good link (for once)
Still not clicking.

/we need Apos and his Homer Simpson GIF

Say no more......

media.tumblr.com

Gig103		2013-01-07 01:24:58 AM

nekom: She looks hittable for sure, but JESUS CHRIST what is with those kids eyes?

POOP IS COMING OUT

Shadow Blasko		2013-01-07 01:45:15 AM

Well, any parent can tell you one thing..

Newborn baby fingernails are like freak scalpels. They'll cut you, the baby.. hell, they might even be able to split atoms if the baby moved fast enough.

coco ebert		2013-01-07 05:00:16 AM

Mr. Fuzzypaws: Love the URL.

I thought this too. Heheh.

sexorcisst		2013-01-07 05:13:54 AM

That's peachy. Child tries to abort mother.

othmar		2013-01-07 05:36:20 AM

now what?

Jesda		2013-01-07 06:00:15 AM

Despair of the Cheese		2013-01-07 06:04:09 AM

Talk about a guilt trip later. Every mother likes to hold it over their kids' heads how hard the pregnancy was, but this one can literally use the line "I almost died carrying you" during their snotty teenage years.

/those babies are going to bust out the machine guns in the White House one day

BlackMtnMan		2013-01-07 06:09:06 AM

Daddy better not use his fingers.

jcooli09		2013-01-07 06:13:36 AM

There isno such thing as an unborn baby.

GreenSun		2013-01-07 06:15:59 AM

The evil kid is the one on the left, who seems to be gazing directly into the camera as if to say "Just wait till I unleash my adult horrors into your world later!"

probesport		2013-01-07 07:00:22 AM

Kurmudgeon		2013-01-07 07:20:10 AM

BenJammin		2013-01-07 07:35:42 AM

Pregnancy is no cakewalk, and this one was a walk through Hell.

Sybarite		2013-01-07 07:52:17 AM

Shut up, Meg.

www.webanswers.com

lemonysprite		2013-01-07 08:10:08 AM

Oh shiat no. Like I needed another reason to be terrified of getting knocked up.

some_beer_drinker		2013-01-07 08:15:12 AM

fusillade762: [tulsa20something.files.wordpress.com image 732x407]

Approves.

niiiice,

theknuckler_33		2013-01-07 08:23:40 AM

Hmm, babies fingernails in utero almost kill a mom... well, I might have to check out a story like tha.... OH DEAR GOD THOSE EYES!!! KILL THEM WITH FIRE!!!!!

theknuckler_33		2013-01-07 08:24:17 AM

Why are they sitting on the floor?

Assimilate This		2013-01-07 08:25:34 AM

Gig103: nekom: She looks hittable for sure, but JESUS CHRIST what is with those kids eyes?

POOP IS COMING OUT

Those eyes say "I will eat your soul!"

theknuckler_33		2013-01-07 08:27:38 AM

Shadow Blasko: Well, any parent can tell you one thing..

Newborn baby fingernails are like freak scalpels. They'll cut you, the baby.. hell, they might even be able to split atoms if the baby moved fast enough.

My infant daughter was on our sofa and I was sitting on the floor in front of her to keep her from accidentally falling off and she grabbed the back of my arm (triceps area) and pinched hard enough to leave a bruise that I had for two farking weeks. I know that part of your arm is pretty sensitive, but she was like 4 months old!

dennysgod		2013-01-07 09:03:31 AM

fusillade762: [tulsa20something.files.wordpress.com image 732x407]

Approves.

Came for the Juno reference, leaving satisfied.

Linux_Yes		2013-01-07 09:28:47 AM

Chucky!!

utah dude		2013-01-07 09:34:06 AM

where did this happen?

God Is My Co-Pirate		2013-01-07 09:43:39 AM

ringersol		2013-01-07 09:54:06 AM

nekom: "She looks hittable for sure, but JESUS CHRIST what is with those kids eyes?"

Yeah, they're destined for several horror movies.
Hell, they'd be great for the prequel/remake of THE SHINING.

/ sure, sure, they say 'prequel' these days
// but how is it different from how they do a remake?

AgentBang		2013-01-07 10:05:35 AM

/Engage nerd glasses...

upload.wikimedia.org

brantgoose		2013-01-07 10:06:40 AM

Stewie reference, check. Everything is in order in this thread.

But I don't get the Karl Pilkington reference. His head is perfectly egg-shaped. Should have been an easy birthing unless it was enormous at the time. Not much need for clucking if it was normal-sized. Pop. Out he comes.

Then again, maybe a long slow birth would explain a lot of things, such as his remarkable ability to misunderstand and muddle up things he reads.

A bonus point is awarded for the fickle finger of fate. Good lateral thinking.

TofuTheAlmighty		2013-01-07 10:33:28 AM

Cells - such as a fingernail or hair

And the Daily Failure today is - biology!

firefaery29		2013-01-07 11:30:23 AM

Amniotic fluid embolisms used to be so rare many doctors had never even seen one, but with the increase in medical interventions breaking the barrier between fetus and mother, they've been on the rise. Women who have c-sections are much more likely to suffer from one because their abdominal cavity is flooded with amniotic fluid.