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(Gawker)   Meet Daniel Quinnell, the luckiest asshole in 'Merika   (gawker.com) divider line 45
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2013-01-06 09:57:53 PM
8 votes:

Hector Remarkable: uncleacid: I think Gandhi would have shot him.

Oh yeah, Gandhi would have blown his freakin' head off - KAPLOOSH!! Few people actually realize what an ill-tempered on-edge hunter/marksman Gandhi was.
No, you didn't want to cross Gandhi.


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No more passive resistance! A one man wrecking crew!
2013-01-06 10:16:57 PM
7 votes:
The point everyone is missing is that this is a criminal who was actually obeying the "criminals can't have guns" law.

See? It totally works!
2013-01-06 10:33:42 PM
5 votes:

TwoBeersOneCan: I suppose he could have shot him in the knee or something. Kudos for him for not taking a life, though.


I used to be a racist like Daniel Quinnell, then I took a .45 slug in the knee.
2013-01-06 08:25:20 PM
4 votes:
Especially once the Fark ITG contingent show up to talk about all the badassery that they would have thrown down on him.
2013-01-06 09:25:42 PM
3 votes:
Good. A new gun troll thread. The other one was getting slow.
KIA
2013-01-06 11:03:58 PM
2 votes:
Why is it that nobody is saying:

Hey, look - a whackjob who wasn't able to get a real gun because the existing laws worked
2013-01-06 10:56:03 PM
2 votes:

oukewldave: How would he know it was a pellet gun before being shot? I'm guessing he froze and got lucky it wasn't a real gun.


maybe he read, "REPLICA" on the side of the gun?

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2013-01-06 10:44:43 PM
2 votes:
CowardlyLion Not arguing for shooting anyone, ever, but if you're not willing to draw and fire on someone, you should not be carrying a firearm.

/I'll never be carrying one


So, you're saying that anyone excercising their right to legally carry a firearm is obligated to shoot someone at some point? Nice, I like it! Kinda like a bloodsport proof of virility! You have to shoot someone every year to get your permit renewed!
2013-01-06 10:09:45 PM
2 votes:

WTF Indeed: Why shoot him when you can pistol whip the f*ck out of the man?


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2013-01-06 09:59:17 PM
2 votes:
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Didn't realize until today that this is the same person.
2013-01-06 09:50:08 PM
2 votes:

uncleacid: I think Gandhi would have shot him.


Oh yeah, Gandhi would have blown his freakin' head off - KAPLOOSH!! Few people actually realize what an ill-tempered on-edge hunter/marksman Gandhi was.
No, you didn't want to cross Gandhi.
2013-01-06 09:46:20 PM
2 votes:

freewill: Mighty generous of him.

I wouldn't have faulted him one bit if he did waste the douche.


Or at least shot him in the nuts to prevent him from possibly breeding.
2013-01-06 09:26:13 PM
2 votes:

Irving Maimway: Cameron Mohammed is a better man than I am.


Absolutely. I'd like to think that in the same situation, I'd be calm enough to NOT kill someone who (despite being a grade-A asshole) wasn't actually threatening my life. And like other Farkers here, I would totally understand if he had sent this clown to the morgue, where be probably belongs.

I really, really, really hope that Quinnell thinks for a long time about what he did and what could have happened to him. He owes his life to the decency of one of the people he hates so much. He'd best not forget that, because he probably won't be so lucky the next time he behaves this way.

And as for Mr. Mohammed, he remembered the words of Gandalf. Hopefully Quinnell can make himself useful by throwing himself into an active volcano in the next movie.....
2013-01-06 09:21:19 PM
2 votes:
What's that thing with an "r" that we never use? Oh right, restraint.
2013-01-06 09:19:04 PM
2 votes:

BSABSVR: Especially once the Fark ITG contingent show up to talk about all the badassery that they would have thrown down on him.


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Saw this recently.
2013-01-06 09:18:19 PM
2 votes:
Mighty generous of him.

I wouldn't have faulted him one bit if he did waste the douche.
2013-01-06 09:07:42 PM
2 votes:
An armed society man is a polite society man.
2013-01-07 10:56:48 AM
1 votes:

SockMonkeyHolocaust: Egoy3k: Give the guy a break on the not drawing and firing nonsense. Firstly you have no idea how you would react in the exact same situation trained or not.

Didn't you read any comments after the movie theater massacre? Every single guy online would have calmly drawn his pistol and safely put one shot into the guy's face because real life is exactly like a range. Then everyone in the theater would applaud and everyone who was ever mean to them in high school would be sorry.


They had to shoot him in the face. He was wearing MKIV power armor with an iron halo to boot!
2013-01-07 09:02:28 AM
1 votes:

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: gilgigamesh: After taking two pellets to his head and neck, Mohammed stands and watches the man flee, then notices a bystander who could have been hit if Mohammed had taken a shot. His hand is on his gun. But it stays in the holster.

A rare example of a responsible gun owner. Most people in this situation probably would have caused a tragedy here.

Oh, you're cute. Rare? How rare? "Most" people "would have"? (Hypothetical slipped in as fact?)

Please, give us some actual statistics to support your statements. Otherwise just STFU with the weasel-words.


Obviously this guy is not a responsible gun owner since a responsible gun owner that has a concealed carry permit is a crack shot and can hit a fleeing target even if there are bystanders around the line of fire. I've been told by many farkers in numerous gun threads that they are way better shots than cops because they spend copious amounts of time at the range just to make sure that they hit their targets in situations like this.

/amirite?
2013-01-07 08:10:15 AM
1 votes:

Satanic_Hamster: lewismarktwo: I knew a kid that got probation for shooting a tree from out of his window. So... yeah.

Yeah, but if the tree fit through his window it must have been a pretty small tree.


Even as I typed it, I knew.
2013-01-07 07:13:48 AM
1 votes:

lewismarktwo: I knew a kid that got probation for shooting a tree from out of his window. So... yeah.


Yeah, but if the tree fit through his window it must have been a pretty small tree.
2013-01-07 07:10:07 AM
1 votes:
sidesalad.net

That's not a real gun, is it Clark?
Are you kidding? This is a Magnum P.I.
It's a BB gun!
Don't tempt me. I could put an eye out with this thing.
You couldn't even break the skin with that thing.
/Disappointed this wasn't already posted.
2013-01-07 05:56:33 AM
1 votes:
you miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
2013-01-07 02:20:59 AM
1 votes:

Irving Maimway: Cameron Mohammed is a better man than I am.


He has compassion for retards which can't be easy.
2013-01-07 01:26:54 AM
1 votes:
Meet Daniel Quinnell, the luckiest asshole in 'Merika

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Let's see how lucky his asshole feels after a few nights with his new cellblock besties.
2013-01-07 12:51:05 AM
1 votes:

Your Average Witty Fark User: gilgigamesh: After taking two pellets to his head and neck, Mohammed stands and watches the man flee, then notices a bystander who could have been hit if Mohammed had taken a shot. His hand is on his gun. But it stays in the holster.

A rare example of a responsible gun owner. Most people in this situation probably would have caused a tragedy here.

To be honest, if I'm carrying and someone pulls a gun on me, I'm not waiting to find out if it's a pellet gun or a .45. I'm drawing first and living.


My b*tch would've already taken the perp out with the .38 holmes, you bonus! Too slow an you gotta go - I'm sayin'.

/adjusts outerwear in a confident, dominating gesture
/!!!!!!
2013-01-07 12:49:58 AM
1 votes:

walkerhound: It's enough for him to know he could've blown the guy away if he had no choice.


I'm sure had he pulled the gun, this Daniel Quinnell guy would've run from the premises screaming like a little girl.
2013-01-06 11:32:15 PM
1 votes:

JerkStore: The point everyone is missing is that this is a criminal who was actually obeying the "criminals can't have guns" law.

See? It totally works!


Just as well as the "all gun owners are itching at a chance to empty their magazines into a bad guy" theory holds up
2013-01-06 11:26:39 PM
1 votes:

Plant Rights Activist: oukewldave: How would he know it was a pellet gun before being shot? I'm guessing he froze and got lucky it wasn't a real gun.

maybe he read, "REPLICA" on the side of the gun?

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Wrong Guy Ritchie reference

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/Could everyone STOP GETTING SHOT
2013-01-06 10:55:51 PM
1 votes:

CaptSS: Let's play Hogan's Alley. Put a pair of sunglasses on to simulate nighttime. After looking at the picture you have .5 seconds to decide which is a pellet gun and which is a firearm and whether you think the thug is going to kill you. (And yes one is a .22 and one is a pellet gun.)
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Victim had every right to fire at the suspect as soon as he saw him point the weapon at him. I highly doubt a Grand Jury would indict the victim. Now, if he shot at him while he was fleeing, yeah maybe - but not at the point of confrontation.


One of these suitcases contains a nuclear weapon.

One does not.
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2013-01-06 10:51:06 PM
1 votes:
was walking with his girlfriend into Walmart at around 3 a.m.

That is one romantic fella.
2013-01-06 10:47:06 PM
1 votes:

Amos Quito: Who's asking?


ME. I don't care if you are purple cool people always agree with me.

Whats up with attacking people on the street your ok with.
2013-01-06 10:38:22 PM
1 votes:

spacelord321: poe_zlaw: Im not so quick to call him a hero. If someone is shooting you in the face with a pellet gun, how the hell are you supposed to know theyre not trying to kill you? Ive been around unexpected gunfire and its easy to think it's not real. It sounds to me like the dude froze suffering from normalcy bias and just got lucky the bullets were air pellets and not from a real firearm. It's more likely the case rather than actually him thinking it through and keeping his cool, contemplating risks, etc and then deciding against shooting the assailant because "the assailant could turn his life around someday"
Just sayin'

That's exactly how I pictured the situation. A quick attack with the suspect fleeing before the victim could accurately assess and respond.



Yeah, had the victim been someone with a decent amount of training (cop, etc), you can bet the asshat would have left in the coroner's car.
2013-01-06 10:28:18 PM
1 votes:

AssAsInAssassin: FTFA: "Mohammed will have surgery to remove a few of the pellets, and the most lasting pain will be the trauma of being the victim of a hate crime - one in which he was shot in the face for being something that he isn't."

What the fark does it matter whether he is or isn't a Muslim? How does that make the slightest farking difference? How did this excrement make it past an editor?

Fark, some "journalists" are dumb.


The way I read it it sounds like the author is trying to say it would somehow be better if he is a Muslim. Not sure if that is his intent, but that is how that sentence comes off.
2013-01-06 10:19:26 PM
1 votes:

JerkStore: The point everyone is missing is that this is a criminal who was actually obeying the "criminals can't have guns" law.

See? It totally works!


Giggled.
2013-01-06 10:18:58 PM
1 votes:

Irving Maimway: Cameron Mohammed is a better man than I am.

2013-01-06 10:13:07 PM
1 votes:

poe_zlaw: Im not so quick to call him a hero. If someone is shooting you in the face with a pellet gun, how the hell are you supposed to know theyre not trying to kill you? Ive been around unexpected gunfire and its easy to think it's not real. It sounds to me like the dude froze suffering from normalcy bias and just got lucky the bullets were air pellets and not from a real firearm. It's more likely the case rather than actually him thinking it through and keeping his cool, contemplating risks, etc and then deciding against shooting the assailant because "the assailant could turn his life around someday"
Just sayin'


That's exactly how I pictured the situation. A quick attack with the suspect fleeing before the victim could accurately assess and respond.
2013-01-06 10:08:44 PM
1 votes:
Should have shot him. The IQ of the entire country would have gone up just a tiny little bit.
2013-01-06 10:00:57 PM
1 votes:
"Tho' I've belted you and flayed you,
By the livin' Gawd that made you,
You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din!"
2013-01-06 09:38:07 PM
1 votes:
He should have done this at him:

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All kidding aside...

Daniel Quinnell... is a farking loser. I hope he never manages to breed.
2013-01-06 09:32:41 PM
1 votes:
I think Gandhi would have shot him.
2013-01-06 09:31:40 PM
1 votes:
Who packs a bb gun?
2013-01-06 09:26:28 PM
1 votes:

the_celt: Cameron Mohammed is exactly what a real American should be. Better than the other guy..


While, on the other hand, Daniel Quinnell is everything a Real 'Murikan should be. What could possibly be more patriotic than a rage filled moron who irrationally hates Muslims and solves his problems with a gun?
2013-01-06 09:23:17 PM
1 votes:

gilgigamesh: After taking two pellets to his head and neck, Mohammed stands and watches the man flee, then notices a bystander who could have been hit if Mohammed had taken a shot. His hand is on his gun. But it stays in the holster.

A rare example of a responsible gun owner. Most people in this situation probably would have caused a tragedy here.


If Mohammed's girlfriend had a pellet gun, this would have turned out much differently.
2013-01-06 09:07:39 PM
1 votes:
NOTHING good can come from going to WalMart at 3:00am.

/unless you just like hanging with the tweakers
//yeah yeah, i know some people work at night
 
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