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(Daily Mail)   Menopause can cause... something   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, menopause, memory losses, hot flashes  
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7992 clicks; posted to Main » on 06 Jan 2013 at 11:40 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-06 11:55:46 PM  
4 votes:
OK, all you young husbands/boyfriends, this is your warning. Sometime around her 4th decade, you are going to be laying in bed with your wife/girlfriend. One night she is going to sit up and rip all of her bed clothes off. You a re going to think "all right!". Then she will scream "DON'T TOUCH ME! I'M BURNING UP!". After a short cooling off period of 5 to 10 years, things will start to return to normal.

I'm not kidding.
2013-01-07 03:03:08 AM  
2 votes:
One good thing about menopause, there is finally room under the sink now that I don't need a giant box of shields, a huge box of wings and those super Tampons....
2013-01-07 04:32:00 PM  
1 vote:

And open the damned window, Subbster, it's a freakin' sauna in here.

Shut up.
2013-01-07 04:19:29 PM  
1 vote:

sandi_fish: Glad I am not alone here. I keep getting hot/cold and I keep forgetting to put the gas cap on my car after fueling!

Least it's just the gas cap.

/not looking forward to the change
2013-01-07 08:53:03 AM  
1 vote:
She's acting crazy!
It' normal for a 2 year old.
She's acting crazy!
It's normal for a 7 year old.
She's acting crazy!
Well, she's going through puberty.
She's acting crazy!
Well, remember when you were 16.
She's acting crazy!
It's just a college phase.
She's acting crazy!
Her clock is ticking.
She's acting crazy!
Well, she has issues.
She's acting crazy!
She's acting crazy!

Women. Any excuse to act crazy and get away with it.

Men, on the other hand, have to deny PTSD and get over it.
2013-01-07 04:54:34 AM  
1 vote:

tuanortsa: I don't know why this is news. I've known this to be a side effect since I was a little girl and listening to my great aunts lament the side effects of their 'change'.

When I went through the change it was no picnic for anyone. Course as a boy I went through it at 13. I surprised someone didn't just shoot me.
2013-01-07 04:53:34 AM  
1 vote:

OptimusHime: peterthx: Why do they call it Menopause and not Menostop?

Pause would seem to imply it will start again...

/just curious, not a Seinfeld bit

The root of pause is Greek for stop, not temporary stop.

'Pause! Hammertime!' .... no, that just doesn't sound right...
2013-01-06 11:58:03 PM  
1 vote:

fusillade762: Alzheimers?

Maybe, but I think it's Alzheimers
2013-01-06 11:46:49 PM  
1 vote:
Yet another reason why getting old is not good for you.
2013-01-06 10:13:25 PM  
1 vote:
Menopause causes memory loss?

Hell, when the Mrs. went through "the change" she remembered every [WRONG] thing that I had EVER said or done.

AND she reminded me. Constantly.

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