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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-01-06 03:31:35 PM  
7 votes:
Can I have a map with crosshairs over the anti-gun groups?
2013-01-06 08:37:37 PM  
6 votes:
i487.photobucket.com
2013-01-06 07:22:54 PM  
6 votes:

david_gaithersburg: Glancing Blow: Silly Jesus: zenobia: Theaetetus: It could start a conversation, Subby? I fail to see what your fearmongering is pointing at.

My guess is that subby was amazed -- as am I -- at how many organizations and people of impeccable credentials are on The Big List. I'd like to see a list of pro-assault weapon organizations to compare the educational and sanity levels.

"A free people ought to be armed."
- George Washington


Cool quotes, got any from the 19th, 20th, or 21st century, or do you just have this founding-fathers johnson?

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And how did that work out for him?
2013-01-06 07:35:26 PM  
5 votes:
Hallmark Cards is a gun control-loving corporation. This is probably because they do not make sympathy cards for accidental shootings and mass murders.

Perhaps the NRA can lobby them to start making their greeting cards more sympathetic to Second Amendment fans. Here are a few helpful tips on greeting cards that support the Second Amendment.

Congratulations on exercising your Second Amendment rights. Sorry to hear about your gun cleaning accident. I hope you are up and walking soon!

Condoleances on the death of your two year old. I guess you're sorry you didn't teach your five year old all about guns and gun safety now, stupid!

Sorry to hear your lovely teenage daughter blew her brains out because she was depressed and bulemic. At least she had the good taste to do it with a fine American-made, hand-tooled handgun!

Sorry about the tragedy at your school. Guns don't kill people. True, many guns are designed for the sole purpose of killing a very large number of people in a very short period of time, but really it's not the gun that kills the people. It's the ammo in the gun clips with rounds of 30 or more bullets that kill people. Remember to buy ammo as part of your back to kindergarten gear! Now 30% to 70% off at WallyMart!
2013-01-06 04:56:48 PM  
5 votes:
Vinny Testaverde - NFL player

I'm against Testaverde holding a firearm, personally.  He couldn't shoot a meatball off of a Christmas tree.
2013-01-06 07:12:09 PM  
4 votes:

Bathia_Mapes: Some of the celebrities & notables on the list are dead, so why weren't their names removed. It makes me question how accurate this list is.

Jackie Cooper died in 2011.
Nora Ephron died in 2012
Coretta Scott King died in 2006
Sydney Pollack died in 2008
Ruth Warrick died in 2005
James Whitmore died in 2009
Andy Williams died in 2012


i291.photobucket.com

Cross them off, then!
2013-01-06 06:56:16 PM  
4 votes:
Our militia isn't regulated well enough.
2013-01-06 06:51:08 PM  
4 votes:
Oh fark, the LOPCATGOPATA is going to double
2013-01-06 05:33:16 PM  
4 votes:

Mrbogey: Vodka Zombie: I didn't even know there was an anti-2nd Amendment movement.

For every basic human right, there's a movement opposed to it.


So that's why the Confederacy existed.
2013-01-06 03:39:32 PM  
4 votes:
Kansas City Chiefs

Yeah, I can't imagine why they would be on that list.

/sarcasm
//Most NFL teams do use the shotgun though.
2013-01-06 03:11:46 PM  
4 votes:
The list:

American Firearms Association

lol wut?
2013-01-06 09:24:55 PM  
3 votes:

Jarhead_h: TommyymmoT: Jarhead_h: [img42.imageshack.us image 466x625]

Yeah, that makes sense, because he's pretty much the first president ever to have an armed security detail.
The rest of them didn't have it because they're brave and stuff, and besides, who would want to kill a president?

RevMercutio: Jarhead_h: [img42.imageshack.us image 466x625]

Sez the internet tough guy posting under a fake name. One who prolly voted for a gun grabber in November.

So that guy is allowed to be surrounded by these things, but I'm not? He's important enough that he get's another standard, is that it? Just trying to understand.

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i0.kym-cdn.com
2013-01-06 09:09:22 PM  
3 votes:
img42.imageshack.us
2013-01-06 07:41:50 PM  
3 votes:

Anderson's Pooper: NRA members are all well mannered law abiding citizens. There is no apprecible risk to their opponents.


msnbcmedia.msn.com
o'rly?
2013-01-06 07:39:14 PM  
3 votes:

thisisarepeat: AirForceVet: Having been robbed at gunpoint once, I'm cool with gun control because it's too easy for crooks and nuts to get guns.

Having been shot at more than once, you are a pussy.


Having watched both my parents get shot to death by a mugger when I was a child and then raised by the family valet in a socially, economically, and physically isolated environment, you are superstitious and cowardly.
2013-01-06 07:05:05 PM  
3 votes:
This isn't fair. I want to respond to more than half the comments. Please green-light more pro/anti gun topics.

Oh, the list:
It does not say why names were added to the list.
It does not rank them by threat level.
It does not indicate the duration of their opposition, nor the date it was first detected.
It does not indicate whether their opposition was once, many, or ongoing.
. . .

This is a disgraceful enemies list. For help, visit the Nixon Library.
2013-01-06 07:02:15 PM  
3 votes:
Being on an anti-NRA list would be a boost to any celebrity or organization. As one person once put it, it's like getting hate mail from Hitler.
2013-01-06 04:10:16 PM  
3 votes:

Bathia_Mapes: Some of the celebrities & notables on the list are dead, so why weren't their names removed. It makes me question how accurate this list is.

Jackie Cooper died in 2011.
Nora Ephron died in 2012
Coretta Scott King died in 2006
Sydney Pollack died in 2008
Ruth Warrick died in 2005
James Whitmore died in 2009
Andy Williams died in 2012


Doubletap Rule?
2013-01-06 04:09:57 PM  
3 votes:
That's a big list --- must be a lot of people in there. Obviously all of America is wrong.
2013-01-06 03:40:42 PM  
3 votes:

ZAZ: Can I have a map with crosshairs over the anti-gun groups?


Surveyor's marks. They're surveyor's marks.
2013-01-06 08:51:48 PM  
2 votes:
I'm not anti gun, but I'm probably anti gun nut. Gun nuts dont make sense to me. They're crazy. It would be so much more satisfying to kill someone or something with your bare hands while watching their very being disappear from their eyes from fewer than inches away. You can inhale their last breath and taste their mortality. Then you finally ensure that laughter is the very last sound they hear. Guns are for pussies.
2013-01-06 08:29:30 PM  
2 votes:
USEFUL AND INFORMATIVE QUOTE:

"You'll shoot your eye out." -----Ralphie's Mom
2013-01-06 07:56:43 PM  
2 votes:

Kome: thisisarepeat: AirForceVet: Having been robbed at gunpoint once, I'm cool with gun control because it's too easy for crooks and nuts to get guns.

Having been shot at more than once, you are a pussy.

Having watched both my parents get shot to death by a mugger when I was a child and then raised by the family valet in a socially, economically, and physically isolated environment, you are superstitious and cowardly.


Batman?
2013-01-06 07:44:45 PM  
2 votes:
I would just like to take this moment to thank the NRA from saving me the trouble of researching and compiling a list of persons and organizations I can support.
2013-01-06 07:42:22 PM  
2 votes:
This is the dumbest issue yet. How is it possible for the discourse in this nation to get more stupid year after year for eternity? I mean, that should be impossible, right? How long until we go back to throwing our poop at each other? Soon, I hope. This slow descent into retardation is worse than a Chinese water torture.
2013-01-06 07:28:09 PM  
2 votes:

Don't Troll Me Bro!: Confabulat: Gun control won't work any more than the drug war has succeeded. That said, if you feel threatened because someone might take away your semi-automatic assault rifle, you a giant pussy and are too cowardly to call yourself a man.

No I'm not!?!?!?! Bushmaster told me I'm a manly man, and I'm tough, and rugged!!!!!


The funny thing is that anyone would consider the AR15 manly.

FN-FAL or GTFO.
2013-01-06 07:12:55 PM  
2 votes:
They're surveyor marks.
2013-01-06 07:09:28 PM  
2 votes:
Liberal logic:

Obama wants to create a list of all the guns and their owners: SUPER SMART! Nothing to worry about!

The NRA created a list of people that are opposed to gun freedom: OMGS THEY BE MAKING LISTS UP IN THIS BIATCH! DONT THEY KNOW LISTS BE EVIL?
2013-01-06 06:56:52 PM  
2 votes:
...we are watching you.

Not an implied threat at all. Penis.
2013-01-06 06:55:42 PM  
2 votes:
Gun control won't work any more than the drug war has succeeded. That said, if you feel threatened because someone might take away your semi-automatic assault rifle, you a giant pussy and are too cowardly to call yourself a man.
2013-01-06 04:17:10 PM  
2 votes:

edmo: That's a big list --- must be a lot of people in there. Obviously all of America is wrong.


Based on this list, it seems to me that the only people in the US that have a problem with guns is everyone.
2013-01-06 04:16:42 PM  
2 votes:

Bathia_Mapes: Some of the celebrities & notables on the list are dead, so why weren't their names removed. It makes me question how accurate this list is.

Jackie Cooper died in 2011.
Nora Ephron died in 2012
Coretta Scott King died in 2006
Sydney Pollack died in 2008
Ruth Warrick died in 2005
James Whitmore died in 2009
Andy Williams died in 2012


Their anti-gun sentiment is so strong it stretches beyond the grave.
2013-01-06 04:05:54 PM  
2 votes:
The pro gun paranoia is already palpable in this thread
2013-01-06 03:07:20 PM  
2 votes:
I didn't even know there was an anti-2nd Amendment movement.
2013-01-06 03:02:38 PM  
2 votes:
It could start a conversation, Subby? I fail to see what your fearmongering is pointing at.
2013-01-07 02:34:00 PM  
1 votes:

spacelord321: You know who else claimed his political opponents were crazy?


ionenewsone.files.wordpress.com
2013-01-07 02:24:58 PM  
1 votes:

Pray 4 Mojo: dittybopper: Guns are like golf clubs, they are optimized for different things. You wouldn't go golfing with just a 9 iron, would you? Of course not.

[www.delvecchio.ca image 616x344]
Why not?


It exploits the caddy loophole. What is the 'caddy loophole'? It's people handling their own clubs without a licensed, background checked caddy.

A 9 iron is an 'assault club' that is only good for smacking balls towards innocent people and destroying property. Only the police and military should be able to golf with such clubs.
2013-01-07 02:20:04 PM  
1 votes:

dittybopper: Guns are like golf clubs, they are optimized for different things. You wouldn't go golfing with just a 9 iron, would you? Of course not.


www.delvecchio.ca
Why not?
2013-01-07 01:40:28 PM  
1 votes:

jaytkay:
Whatever. Make yourselves useful instead of masturbating over you gun collection.


False Dichotomy. Who says we are not doing both? Nothing about these activities are mutually exclusive.
2013-01-07 01:16:29 PM  
1 votes:

demaL-demaL-yeH: clane: to this day my personal firearms have killed less people than ted kennedys car
[thinkprogress.org image 350x250] [assets.nydailynews.com image 350x250]

I'm sure the ATF would love to hear about the provenance of that SAW.


To take a page out of someone else book....can you prove that it is real and not a prop?
2013-01-07 12:15:35 PM  
1 votes:
to this day my personal firearms have killed less people than ted kennedys car
thinkprogress.org assets.nydailynews.com
2013-01-07 11:42:33 AM  
1 votes:

MagicMissile: This time its the writings of a lonely retard, weighing four hundred pounds, surrounded by Obama 2008 election newspapers, and rainbow colored dildos. Frantically typing on the internet on hundreds of forums simultaneously, crying about how the 2nd Amendment isn't fair, and accusing others of being insane.


Plagiarizer! That's taken directly from the NRA press release regarding Michael Moore's Bowling for Columbine.
2013-01-07 11:29:48 AM  
1 votes:

HotWingConspiracy: MagicMissile: HotWingConspiracy: MagicMissile: HotWingConspiracy: MagicMissile: HotWingConspiracy:

History repeats itself because people like you keep breeding.

And on that note, Idiocracy was a documentary, not a movie.

Then why don't you start the revolution today, nut bar?


The only way a revolution or civil war would happen is if the 2nd Amendment was removed, or re wrote it to ban almost all firearms, and then started going house to house forcing people to turn in firearms or arresting them.

( cheese dick )

But you've put all the pieces together and see this is inevitable! You could be a hero. Come kill me first, I'm part of the problem, right?

Are you still talking?

This time it isn't the voice of Alex Jones in your head.


Well it isnt a voice at all since I am reading your bullshiat and not listening to it.

This time its the writings of a lonely retard, weighing four hundred pounds, surrounded by Obama 2008 election newspapers, and rainbow colored dildos. Frantically typing on the internet on hundreds of forums simultaneously, crying about how the 2nd Amendment isn't fair, and accusing others of being insane.

At some point in the day you will masturbate to animal porn, eat a bowl of tofu, and cry yourself to sleep while listening to your favorite Michael Jackson tunes.
2013-01-07 11:05:23 AM  
1 votes:

MagicMissile: HotWingConspiracy:
So yeah, nut bar.


I'm just saying what is true and what most people recognize to be true.

All you have to do is look at the riots that happened in Chicago, Seattle, New York City and so on over globalization. Or in other countries, for instance, Greece.

You can also use any search engine and find the speech where George Bush Sr. said "It is time for a New World Order"

You can see that after his Presidency, every consecutive President has done everything they could to push that agenda. Clinton expanded global trade, George Bush Jr. had the Patriot Act written up, Obama signed NDAA and said he can assassinate U.S Citizens without due process.

The United States, China, Japan and Europe ARE feeling terrible economic impacts due to ripple effects of global trade. That can also be researched.

Research on populations being disarmed, and then followed by a restructuring of the government and genocide can also be researched, with Nazi Germany being the most famous of all, but not the one with the most deaths.

Like I said, its not me being insane, its you being uneducated and lazy and brainwashed.

Its easy for someone to be an ignorant contentious prick, it takes a lot more effort to be informed doesn't it.


Yes, your keen understanding of global events and "research" connecting all of these things can only lead to one result.

now-here-this.timeout.com
2013-01-07 10:48:18 AM  
1 votes:
note to cowards, more people were killed by baseball bats than guns last year
2013-01-07 09:11:26 AM  
1 votes:

clevernamehere: That Bushmaster isn't going to save you from a drone or a plane dropping a bomb down your chimney.


Will that drone strike happen like it does in Iraq and Afghanistan...with women and children present in the targeted dwelling?

this all started becasue 20 kids died....how many more are you willing to kill with a drone to assert your morally superior stance that guns kill children?
2013-01-07 03:48:27 AM  
1 votes:
Guh... lost a big post.

Achem.

1) Doctors, Nurses, Lawyers, Cops, Teachers, Black People, Women, people of all Religions... all agree on one thing, apparently. Who knew COPS and TRAUMA SURGEONS would want gun regulation?

2) Quotes! Misused, Misquoted, Quotes.

3) Nice Charts. Apparently the 80s sucked, and there's apparently a short-term benefit to passing gun control AND gun proliferation laws.

4) Don't you guys know what acting is? You mean Anthony Hopkins DOESN'T eat people? Hypocrite!

Possible regulations that would make things somewhat safer without takin mer guns awerr...
Pick and choose!

A) You want a gun? Join the Reserve. Or go through Basic and be first up if there's a draft.

B) Limit to 1 long gun, 1 pistol per person/2 per household.

C) Bolt/lever action rifles, pump shotguns, and revolvers only. No semi-auto.

D) Strict licensing & training to buy guns. 3-day courses. Different ones for different gun types & usages. (Hunting vs Home defense, Pistol vs Rifle). Written test annually, practical test every 2 years or every purchase. Vision test/range test, shoot/don't shoot test.

E) Every gun is tied to its owner. No peer-to-peer sales, swaps, or gifts. Titled like a car, all changes in ownership must be accounted for. New owner must pass all tests & checks before ownership changes. If your gun is used in a crime, you're an accessory or accomplice unless you can prove you took significant measures & reported it lost/stolen immediately.

F) Require gun safes and/or trigger locks.

G) Severely restrict ammo. 20 rounds or so for home defense. Hoarding more is a misdemeanor/felony, depending. Hunters check out X rounds, account for rounds fired & unfired & return the lot to a store/ranger station/whatever. Ranges can provide ammo on-site. Ammo kept in home/on person shouldn't be able to go through walls.

H) Gun Shows: No direct sales of live-fire weapons. Have a station where people can get background checks/prove status as up-to-date registered, OR just show the guns & get people interested, then they have to go buy from a store somewhere. Non-fire or black powder weapons OK to sell.

I) Selling, Buying or Soliciting such via Internet or Mail is a Federal Crime. (Advertising or Discussing is OK, but sales cannot be consummated via those methods, and suggesting a sale through them is a crime.)

Honestly, this shouldn't be hard.

You want to hunt? Rifle or shotgun, not semi-auto, limited ammo. Trained & licensed.

You want to defend yourself? Shotgun for home, revolver for person. 20 rounds or less. Trained & licensed.

You want to have fun with "cool" guns? Rent at ranges. OR Bring your own, but ammo only at ranges. (This would be a problem with ammo that works with hunting rifles or pistols as well.)

Finally, I find it humorous that those who hold up defense against tyranny as the purpose of bearing arms are supportive of huge military spending, and are happy to have a standing army rather than participating in the nation's defense more directly.

Guess what? That Bushmaster isn't going to save you from a drone or a plane dropping a bomb down your chimney.

But don't worry; if you become enslaved by your government, it won't be at the point of a gun.
2013-01-07 02:38:57 AM  
1 votes:

Ghastly: Phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range?


I can't wait for those to become available. Same with phasers, though I'd probably want a Romulan disruptor style weapon given the choice.

I'm sure Diana Feinstein, CA Senator in 2060 will push for bans on phaser rifles that have pistol grips or telescoping stocks, and hand phasers with power cells bigger than 10MwH.

All phased plasma rifles will have to have 10 or fewer watts of power under the newly introduced "assault particle weapon" ban because only the police and military should be able to cause large numbers of people to explode in a short period of time.
2013-01-07 01:15:15 AM  
1 votes:

Bucky Katt: muck4doo: Bucky Katt: The amendment is ungrammatical for sure and I don't know what it really means.

You could stop there, but of course you won't. You'll say what you stupidly wish it to mean, is the politically correct version.

Hardly. You know better than that. Political correctness today dictates that any questioning of the NRA's position is heresy and I'd like that to stop. Hitler would love your effort to stifle any dissent.


So you're crying because you got schooled on account of you being a dumbass. Nice.

You: This is my redrafted opinion on the 2nd amendment

Other people: here is why you wrong, you potato counter.

You: PEOPLE WON'T LET ME SPOUT MY RETARDED OPINIONS UNCHALLENGED AMERIKKKA WORST THAN NAZIS
2013-01-07 01:02:52 AM  
1 votes:
I used to me a member of the NRA until the absolutists took over. I just don't buy the argument that there should be no limits to our 2nd amendment rights while all of our other rights have limits. I'd prefer that all of our rights are unlimited but I can't seem to get a legally or philosophically consistent answer from you all. I'll leave the discussion to you butthurt godwiners.
2013-01-07 12:31:16 AM  
1 votes:
Where did XveryYpettyZ go?
2013-01-06 11:54:02 PM  
1 votes:
Oh, and this one always manages to ruffle a few freepers derpers feathers.

i.imgur.com
2013-01-06 11:51:34 PM  
1 votes:
Real disappointed with how far to the right the Fark populace has gone since The Black One was elected.

But hey, at least with all the pro-gun derp and hate this thread has ginned up, we'll have a nice, long list of Pussy Cry-baby Gun-havers to reference when The Great Confiscation begins in 2016.
2013-01-06 11:49:49 PM  
1 votes:
coincidentally, this is the same list as people who are out to to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.
2013-01-06 11:18:40 PM  
1 votes:

Silly Jesus: I'm going to quote a bunch of dead guys that I masturbate to.


OK.
2013-01-06 10:35:44 PM  
1 votes:
members.modernvespa.net

And the second time I can use this in a gun thread:

beldar.blogs.com
2013-01-06 10:29:45 PM  
1 votes:

OnlyM3: ZAZ

Can I have a map with crosshairs over the anti-gun groups?
Because democrat bulls-eyes are peaceful bullseyes
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 484x418]


i.imgur.com

nubian please, everybody be loving bulleyes.
2013-01-06 09:41:01 PM  
1 votes:

llachlan: dogfather_jr: Is there ANYBODY out there that is both pro-gun and is sane enough to think there's room for improvement? All I've seen so far is the extreme: anybody that wants a gun has the Constitutionally guaranteed right to get one, no questions asked (or training required).

Surely there's got to a modicum of common sense. Somewhere? Please?

Me.

I quite like my gun, I quite like to hunt, and I quite like to target shoot - I was even a biathlete back in the day - but I would very much like to see the gun show loophole closed, and high-capacity magazines restricted to being rentable at a range, and then turned in.

I would support the ability securely carry your weapons across state lines, and I would support the use of suppressors.

I would also support the ban of military style semi-automatics in private hands - rent em at the range if you want to play at looking like a freedom fighter. (No, I don't want to go door to door and take away the ones that exist.)

Basically, while I support your asinine 2nd Amendment rights, I also believe that they are no more important than the right to the pursuit of life, liberty and happiness. Basically rights come with responsibilities and the price of living in a civil society is realizing that sometimes you don't get everything you want.

There really is a middle ground if both sides would quite calling each other names, realize that the NRA nuts are only a small percentage of gun-owners (most gun owners are not nutbars), and that most people who would like to see guns harder to get than a prescription for a mood stabilizer are not all out to steal their guns or repeal the 2nd.


This is awesome. Condensed version:

"There's no need for hyperbole, I like my gun... but if you want to have more gun than I think is appropriate you have a hero complex. Now let's stop name-calling please."
2013-01-06 09:18:49 PM  
1 votes:
This thread needs to take a Valium.
2013-01-06 08:52:24 PM  
1 votes:

BGates: jaytkay: Good for the NRA to make their enemies list public.

Bad for the people who get killed by the NRA's insane members

Good for normal people when the NRA is sued into oblivion

Like the 500 people who were killed in Chicago by Obama's insane followers?


How many of those people were on a published hit list distributed to armed paranoid bedwetters?
2013-01-06 08:49:40 PM  
1 votes:

BGates: TommyymmoT: [i487.photobucket.com image 466x625]

I bet your neighbor with an AR and a tiny penis (I won't ask how you know) won't come help you and your tiny penis from being murdered.

Must be a big man posting a pic about people you have no idea about.


Probably not, because he's a small penis coward, as that guy's pic states.. What's your point exactly? Are you under the delusion that people with AR-15s are stopping crimes for people (or even themselves)? Lol.
2013-01-06 08:34:39 PM  
1 votes:
This sort of double standard is the foundation of liberal logic. These are the same assholes that told me "If I hit my wife, I would've killed her" isn't considered a valid legal defense.

Example:
i.imgur.com
2013-01-06 08:29:23 PM  
1 votes:
Amberleia: A friend and I actually did this and once we realized what the other was saying, and had clarifications when needed, realized that he, a staunch supporter of the right to bear arms, and I, a firm advocate for keeping guns out of the hands of people who misuse them, both actually want the same thing.

I think very few people are against taking guns away from responsible private citizens. We all should be against guns in the possession of felons, gang-members, the insane, and criminals. I don't know what the solution is, other than stiffer penalties for illegal possession and/or use of a gun. If, for example, every felon caught in possession of a gun, every criminal using a gun to commit a crime, were given a mandatory life sentence, with no hope for parole, and no exceptions, our gun control problem would be straightened out in a few years. Of course, that would put a strain on our already strained prison system, so probably isn't feasible. I don't know where the solution lies, but guns must be kept out of the hands of certain elements of our population.


This is Fark.  I don't think you're allowed to talk like that here.
2013-01-06 08:27:40 PM  
1 votes:
I think the NRA has become a domestic terrorist group, and should be dealt with accordingly.
2013-01-06 08:18:31 PM  
1 votes:
Hallmark Cards.

Cover: Sorry I missed you
Inside: Next time I will use a scope

Does that qualify me for a business class window seat?
2013-01-06 07:59:55 PM  
1 votes:
The Constitution is not a suicide pact
2013-01-06 07:59:00 PM  
1 votes:

dennysgod: Seems that half the list are various Christian and Jewish groups.

It would seem the God of Abraham is against guns despite the innate ramblings of many a gun nut.


MOAR BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
2013-01-06 07:56:14 PM  
1 votes:
I saw "Black Mental Health Alliance" on the list, but totally read it as "Black Metal Health Alliance".
And there was a moment of awesome confusion.
2013-01-06 07:45:36 PM  
1 votes:

Kome: Having watched both my parents get shot to death by a mugger when I was a child and then raised by the family valet in a socially, economically, and physically isolated environment, you are superstitious and cowardly.


If Thomas Wayne had been armed we wouldn't have had any problems in Aurora.
2013-01-06 07:45:07 PM  
1 votes:
it's time people take the NRA seriously
and realize that the only answer to guns is guns,

then blow away everybody at the NRA annual picnic
with automatic weapons.
2013-01-06 07:41:39 PM  
1 votes:

penfold314: buckler: Sock Ruh Tease: The list:

American Firearms Association

lol wut?

Seems the AFA has a dual role. (eyeroll).

Does the AFA even exist? A quick google search doesn't show any working webpages for the AFA


There ya go.
2013-01-06 07:41:03 PM  
1 votes:

thisisarepeat: AirForceVet: Having been robbed at gunpoint once, I'm cool with gun control because it's too easy for crooks and nuts to get guns.

Having been shot at more than once, you are a pussy.


How did getting shot at more than once make him a pussy? If that was going to do it, I'd think once would be enough.
2013-01-06 07:36:50 PM  
1 votes:

Vodka Zombie: I didn't even know there was an anti-2nd Amendment movement.


If you slight the NRA then they're gonna get you. It progressed beyond the Second Amendment a long time ago.
2013-01-06 07:32:19 PM  
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computerguyUT: Oppression....how do it work?

/was in the Army for 10 years, seen it first hand.

No thanks, I'll keep all of my guns, bullets, hoarded food, water, and precious civil rights.

/Have that exact Bushmaster in the pic above. Very nice weapon, but I think it's broke it hasn't shot any kids yet.

Maybe I need to oil it with the soul of an unbaptized baby?


What the hell are you talking about?

You need to use the blood of forsaken children as lube. No wonder your shiat is broke.
2013-01-06 07:29:07 PM  
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Right wingers claim that guns in private hands are needed to oust a possible tyrant; but when tyranny comes to America, it will be to the thunderous applause of Fox Izvestia and the same right wingers who claim to be defending a citizen militia.

The reason I can't get behind an "assault weapons" ban is quite different. There's no way short of an outright ban on all private possession of firearms that such things as Newtown could be prevented entirely. Given how the War on Civil LibertiesDrugs has been used by those self-same would-be tyrants that the right wingers claim to worry about, we can well predict what the outcome would be.

There are reasonable steps that can be taken. Background checks for private sales. Limits on how many guns can be purchased -- if you're equipping a citizen militia, each of your militiamen can get his own weapon. Bust the goddamn straw purchasers in Arizona and STFU about Fast and Furious. Ramp down the paramilitarization of law enforcement, and end the War on Civil LibertiesDrugs -- preserving that citizen militia means keeping guns out of the hands of that tyrant. ("[George III] has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures." -- T. J.)

I worry not for the Second Amendment, but for the Fourth, Fifth and Sixth.
2013-01-06 07:26:40 PM  
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tblax: david_gaithersburg: Glancing Blow: Silly Jesus: zenobia: Theaetetus: It could start a conversation, Subby? I fail to see what your fearmongering is pointing at.

My guess is that subby was amazed -- as am I -- at how many organizations and people of impeccable credentials are on The Big List. I'd like to see a list of pro-assault weapon organizations to compare the educational and sanity levels.

"A free people ought to be armed."
- George Washington


Cool quotes, got any from the 19th, 20th, or 21st century, or do you just have this founding-fathers johnson?

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 735x412]

And how did that work out for him?


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Perfectly, one of the worst presidents in history for dragging us into Vietnam, Bay of Pigs, etc.
2013-01-06 07:24:52 PM  
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Wait, I didn't make the list? I must try harder.
2013-01-06 07:24:00 PM  
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ThatGuyOverThere: Anybody else notice Michel (AKA BURT MOTHERFARKING GUMMER) Gross in there?
Yes, the last half of his career he has been known for playing a character that stockpiles guns and repeatedly uses them to save people...
And he's actually anti-gun.
Hypocrisy at its finest, right up there with Matt (AKA JASON BOURNE) Damon and Michael (AKA MY ARMED GUARD JUST GOT ARRESTED IN NEW YORK FOR VIOLATING GUN LAWS) Moore - both of which are also on that list.


And that Bastard Tony Hopkins, portraying Hannibal Lechter. Why, he's never eaten even one, single person!
2013-01-06 07:20:45 PM  
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had98c: Oh yay another thread where we can accuse gun nuts of being pants pissers and gun control freaks of being rabid human rights violators.


Yes. I, too, am thrilled to my very core.
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2013-01-06 07:16:59 PM  
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Glancing Blow: Silly Jesus: zenobia: Theaetetus: It could start a conversation, Subby? I fail to see what your fearmongering is pointing at.

My guess is that subby was amazed -- as am I -- at how many organizations and people of impeccable credentials are on The Big List. I'd like to see a list of pro-assault weapon organizations to compare the educational and sanity levels.

"A free people ought to be armed."
- George Washington


Cool quotes, got any from the 19th, 20th, or 21st century, or do you just have this founding-fathers johnson?


sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
2013-01-06 07:13:47 PM  
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Silly Jesus: zenobia: Theaetetus: It could start a conversation, Subby? I fail to see what your fearmongering is pointing at.

My guess is that subby was amazed -- as am I -- at how many organizations and people of impeccable credentials are on The Big List. I'd like to see a list of pro-assault weapon organizations to compare the educational and sanity levels.

"A free people ought to be armed."
- George Washington


Cool quotes, got any from the 19th, 20th, or 21st century, or do you just have this founding-fathers johnson?
2013-01-06 07:12:09 PM  
1 votes:
:sigh:
Looks like I've got a whole lotta boycottin' ta do. Better eat another Jesus brand™ chicken sammich.
2013-01-06 07:08:59 PM  
1 votes:
Cuisine excuses slavery?
2013-01-06 07:06:56 PM  
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Confabulat: Gun control won't work any more than the drug war has succeeded. That said, if you feel threatened because someone might take away your semi-automatic assault rifle, you a giant pussy and are too cowardly to call yourself a man.


No I'm not!?!?!?! Bushmaster told me I'm a manly man, and I'm tough, and rugged!!!!!
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2013-01-06 07:00:25 PM  
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NRA members are all well mannered law abiding citizens. There is no apprecible risk to their opponents.
2013-01-06 06:58:32 PM  
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Oh yay another thread where we can accuse gun nuts of being pants pissers and gun control freaks of being rabid human rights violators.
2013-01-06 06:57:22 PM  
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Confabulat: Gun control won't work any more than the drug war has succeeded. That said, if you feel threatened because someone might take away your semi-automatic assault rifle, you a giant pussy and are too cowardly to call yourself a man.


That's likely good news if you're a woman.
2013-01-06 06:54:43 PM  
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When your list of "opponents" includes the American Medical Association, American Bar Association, and American Psychological Association, and we haven't even gotten out of the "A" letters, you may seriously need to re-think your position.
2013-01-06 06:49:24 PM  
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Having been robbed at gunpoint once, I'm cool with gun control because it's too easy for crooks and nuts to get guns.
2013-01-06 05:41:40 PM  
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Mrbogey: Vodka Zombie: I didn't even know there was an anti-2nd Amendment movement.

For every basic human right, there's a movement opposed to it.


Heh.. If I was mistaken you're comparing gun ownership to a basic human right akin to freedom or equality. Oh wait, you are.

Bwahahahahahahahahaha

Okay, carry on
2013-01-06 05:26:29 PM  
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I'm sure that this in no way lumps together anyone and everyone who supports any form of gun control into the "anti-2nd-amendment movement."

That would just be terrible.
2013-01-06 05:03:08 PM  
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fark the negativity. Lets talk about people that are down with guns. Like Alton motherfarking Brown

savethegun.files.wordpress.com
2013-01-06 03:41:03 PM  
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St_Francis_P: ZAZ: Can I have a map with crosshairs over the anti-gun groups?

Surveyor's marks. They're surveyor's marks.


I see I'm not needed here.
2013-01-06 03:14:29 PM  
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Vodka Zombie: I didn't even know there was an anti-2nd Amendment movement.


For every basic human right, there's a movement opposed to it.
2013-01-06 03:06:10 PM  
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Pam Dawber, Peter Bonerz and Sandy "Funny Face" Duncan are on their knees thanking God right now.
 
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