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(The Sun)   Ex-Madam with a heart of gold for the disabled plans to open a brothel for them   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 23
    More: Spiffy, home counties, sexual contact, Old English  
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2013-01-06 02:54:28 PM  
14 votes:
Madam opens the door and on the porch is man with no arms or legs.

He says, " Bring me a women. "

Madam says, " What are you going to do with a woman? "

He says, " I rang the doorbell, didn't I . . . "
2013-01-06 03:14:35 PM  
6 votes:
So you've got a room full of leather, steel, and rubber. But enough about the wheelchair storage...
2013-01-06 07:03:07 PM  
5 votes:
Pimps for Gimps.
2013-01-06 06:36:37 PM  
4 votes:
FTA: In Holland disabled people can receive public money in order to pay for sexual relations up to 12 times a year.

I'm picturing the number of heads that would explode if we tried something like this here in the US.
2013-01-06 06:53:09 PM  
3 votes:

the_chief: Who wants handicapped hookers?


Sounds like a Golfing term.
2013-01-06 06:50:33 PM  
3 votes:
Becky Adams says "Everyone deserves to experience and enjoy sexual contact"

There is hope for us Farkers!
2013-01-06 06:49:59 PM  
3 votes:
How much for a Handi-job?
2013-01-06 06:44:45 PM  
3 votes:

OtherLittleGuy: Approves:

[fuelsoffaith.com image 461x426]


cf.drafthouse.com

Wants ones who don't taste like cigarettes.
2013-01-06 08:33:48 PM  
2 votes:
I had a similar idea years ago, it was going to be focused on amputees . The place was going to be named "Stumps and Humps"
2013-01-06 08:18:14 PM  
2 votes:

zato_ichi: How much for a Handi-job?


Parkinson's or non?
2013-01-06 07:20:58 PM  
2 votes:

fusillade762: Why would anyone give disabled people gold hearts? What are they going to do with them?


To power infinite improbability drives, duh.
2013-01-06 06:49:20 PM  
2 votes:

red5ish: How does she qualify to be called an ex-madam?


She had an Addadicktomie.
2013-01-06 06:26:43 PM  
2 votes:
Jim Jeffries would be very happy about this

Link
2013-01-06 04:14:02 PM  
2 votes:
Approves:

fuelsoffaith.com
2013-01-06 02:54:24 PM  
2 votes:
The two-roomed establishment, called Para Doxies from the old English word for prostitues, will be sufficient for two sex workers, carers and staff to assist clients with their day-to-day needs, says Becky.

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2013-01-06 09:17:09 PM  
1 votes:
i50.tinypic.com
2013-01-06 09:07:26 PM  
1 votes:

Badgers: [img.thesun.co.uk image 620x895]
[tunc.biz image 505x458]
/Twin Hatchlings?


tunc.biz

SOON
2013-01-06 07:49:59 PM  
1 votes:
So, basically the playboy mansion at this point?

//ba dmm tssh
2013-01-06 07:48:48 PM  
1 votes:
mentally disabled people need lovin', too. seriously, the mentally retarded have exactly the same urges as others, and are often very frustrated in this regard. or their roommates in the group home help them out, with varying degrees of willingness, even tho same-sex encounters might seem as unappealing to them as they do to some of us.

so where's the 'tard brothel? i recommend stocking it with norms and 'tards, rather than just allowing them as clients, and allowing people with or without disability as clients for anyone.

also, the world needs 'tard porn. there's opportunities for profit while helping out disabled people here, people!
2013-01-06 06:54:01 PM  
1 votes:
HEADLINE NEWS

Charlie Sheen has been spotted in the UK... in a wheelchair.
2013-01-06 05:54:47 PM  
1 votes:
Freaky retard sex for everyone!

/Don't judge me
2013-01-06 05:51:16 PM  
1 votes:
Why would anyone give disabled people gold hearts? What are they going to do with them?
2013-01-06 03:26:40 PM  
1 votes:
Will there also be handicapped hookers provided for those who like Meals on Wheels?
 
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