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(The Sun)   Ex-Madam with a heart of gold for the disabled plans to open a brothel for them   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 108
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2013-01-06 08:03:15 PM  

Nothing To See Here: the_chief: Who wants handicapped hookers?

Sounds like a Golfing term.


I want to join a golf team just to get that t-shirt
 
2013-01-06 08:07:40 PM  
The only sad part about this is thinking that cripples and retards have been getting turned away from brothels all this time.
 
2013-01-06 08:18:14 PM  

zato_ichi: How much for a Handi-job?


Parkinson's or non?
 
2013-01-06 08:19:48 PM  
It's Malory Archer.
 
2013-01-06 08:33:48 PM  
I had a similar idea years ago, it was going to be focused on amputees . The place was going to be named "Stumps and Humps"
 
2013-01-06 08:34:58 PM  
img.thesun.co.uk
tunc.biz
/Twin Hatchlings?
 
2013-01-06 08:37:49 PM  

lack of warmth: Her business model is obvious: find older uglier hookers, who can't get much money in most places, and charge the same rate as the fancier establishments to guys who are just happy to be touched. The welfare system that pays for it just proves she will have steady clientele. Her motto: 'You don't like what you see, you can go to the next brothel. Oh wait, they don't have a wheelchair ramp.'


Actually, I could see girls wanting to work here. Customers that truly appreciate the service.
 
2013-01-06 08:42:56 PM  
I don't like this because its too easy to trick the blind.
 
2013-01-06 08:50:50 PM  
FTA: Becky argues the Para Doxies team will simply "educate and facilitate disabled people in their sexuality, with third parties acting as aides, performing functions disabled clients themselves cannot".

And that's the sound of a lot of mom's basement dwelling Farkers beating feet to the nearest travel agency, looking to go overseas for an interview.

It's their best chance at getting anything that resembles poosy in years.
 
2013-01-06 08:54:09 PM  

tomo12144: Jim Jeffries would be very happy about this

Link


That was highly relevant! Thanks!

Where is the rest? I...I think...I think I want to hear about disabled John/hooker sex.
 
2013-01-06 08:54:45 PM  

Tumunga: FTA: Becky argues the Para Doxies team will simply "educate and facilitate disabled people in their sexuality, with third parties acting as aides, performing functions disabled clients themselves cannot".


These people are heroes but the less I know about this, the better.
 
2013-01-06 08:55:17 PM  

lack of warmth: Her business model is obvious: find older uglier hookers, who can't get much money in most places, and charge the same rate as the fancier establishments to guys who are just happy to be touched. The welfare system that pays for it just proves she will have steady clientele. Her motto: 'You don't like what you see, you can go to the next brothel. Oh wait, they don't have a wheelchair ramp.'


I'm willing to bet that, if she turns a proffit, the next brothel over damn well will have a ramp in a week.

And the girls might be thrilled to work there. If the guy gets cheeky, they just get up and walk away.
 
2013-01-06 08:55:22 PM  
That was a thing in "Born on the Fourth of July."
 
2013-01-06 08:57:20 PM  
I have the weirdest boner right now.

/because of the muscular dystrophy
 
2013-01-06 09:04:04 PM  
If a light sleeper sleeps with a light on
What does a hard sleeper sleep with?
Discuss.................
 
2013-01-06 09:07:26 PM  

Badgers: [img.thesun.co.uk image 620x895]
[tunc.biz image 505x458]
/Twin Hatchlings?


tunc.biz

SOON
 
2013-01-06 09:09:09 PM  
She should just make sure the prostis are STI free.
 
2013-01-06 09:09:28 PM  

Badgers: [img.thesun.co.uk image 620x895]
[tunc.biz image 505x458]
/Twin Hatchlings?


Well, Callista does sleep with a gimp...
 
R3
2013-01-06 09:13:42 PM  

White_Scarf_Syndrome: tomo12144: Jim Jeffries would be very happy about this

Link

That was highly relevant! Thanks!

Where is the rest? I...I think...I think I want to hear about disabled John/hooker sex.


IIRC, the stand-up gig where he covered this was called Alcoholocaust...look it up on imdb/torrent provider near you for more details.
Good stuff all around, btw.
 
2013-01-06 09:13:59 PM  
I'm going to open a wheelchair rental business right next door
 
2013-01-06 09:15:17 PM  

Gyrfalcon: The only sad part about this is thinking that cripples and retards have been getting turned away from brothels all this time.


Console yourself by asking, have these cripples and retards had at least a ten-spot in their wallets? See, they were fine.
 
2013-01-06 09:15:39 PM  
Just like there are no ex-Marines, there are no ex-madams.
 
2013-01-06 09:15:58 PM  
Sounds like Letters to Penthouse material.
 
2013-01-06 09:17:09 PM  
i50.tinypic.com
 
2013-01-06 09:17:11 PM  

Keys dude: That was a thing in "Born on the Fourth of July."


Let's be fair. It also comes up in Fight Club.
 
2013-01-06 09:17:44 PM  

R3: White_Scarf_Syndrome: tomo12144: Jim Jeffries would be very happy about this

Link

That was highly relevant! Thanks!

Where is the rest? I...I think...I think I want to hear about disabled John/hooker sex.

IIRC, the stand-up gig where he covered this was called Alcoholocaust...look it up on imdb/torrent provider near you for more details.
Good stuff all around, btw.


Cool, thanks.

Alcoholocaust. I am not sure why that phrase hasn't come earlier. Very, very good.
 
2013-01-06 09:29:49 PM  

Tentacle: I'm going to open a wheelchair rental business right next door


www.7sem.ru
BRILLIANT!
 
2013-01-06 09:38:40 PM  
Reminds me of this service in Japan. (NSFW LINK)
Link
 
2013-01-06 10:02:37 PM  
Presumably there'll be a place for disabled Peeping Toms to watch from
images.fineartamerica.com
 
2013-01-06 10:13:51 PM  

Badgers: [img.thesun.co.uk image 620x895]
[tunc.biz image 505x458]
/Twin Hatchlings?


The Brit has better teeth, less plastic abuse, and is using her urges for good, not evil.
 
2013-01-06 10:22:29 PM  
Fark, you're slipping.

www.beertripper.com
 
2013-01-06 10:26:28 PM  

Another Government Employee: lack of warmth: Her business model is obvious: find older uglier hookers, who can't get much money in most places, and charge the same rate as the fancier establishments to guys who are just happy to be touched. The welfare system that pays for it just proves she will have steady clientele. Her motto: 'You don't like what you see, you can go to the next brothel. Oh wait, they don't have a wheelchair ramp.'

Actually, I could see girls wanting to work here. Customers that truly appreciate the service.


We are talking about a british brothel, so don't expect high quality. Also, I am picturing the clients like a coworker of mine that has mds. He struggles with walking, however by far not his worse handicap. He is so mentally screwed up that he argues with himself in two voices and needs help figuring out time. He does not have a mental handicap, instead his parents controlled his life till he is left with no real skills. He can't get any woman to take him seriously, so his parents buy him hookers. I know people with mds that have normal relationships, marriages and children. Other than driving, this guy doesn't have better life skills than an eight year old. I don't see this as a positive thing. It is possible for handicap people to find real love and enjoy sex with someone who cares about their sexual desires. Anyone who turns down the idea of loving someone based on physical challenges have their own issues to work on.
 
2013-01-06 11:17:46 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i50.tinypic.com image 620x895]


That is just awesomely creepy. I won't be sleeping well tonight. Nicely done.
 
2013-01-06 11:25:18 PM  
FINALLY ! ! !

Now I can boink a stumpy.
 
2013-01-06 11:48:20 PM  
So...crippled whores or crippled johns? both?
 
2013-01-06 11:52:09 PM  
No Hero tag?
 
2013-01-07 12:07:14 AM  

gmpathfinder: Fark, you're slipping.

[www.beertripper.com image 620x642]


...Jesus H. Fark tap-dancing on a cracker, does that woman play  any non-creepy roles.

/Had to resist the urge to call her 'Princess Amanda' in Xena
//Because that is one typecast woman.
 
2013-01-07 12:26:50 AM  
the801:
"mentally disabled people need lovin', too. seriously, the mentally retarded have exactly the same urges as others, and are often very frustrated in this regard. or their roommates in the group home help them out, with varying degrees of willingness, even tho same-sex encounters might seem as unappealing to them as they do to some of us.

so where's the 'tard brothel? i recommend stocking it with norms and 'tards, rather than just allowing them as clients, and allowing people with or without disability as clients for anyone."

Um, no. That would be essentially boning a child.

You seem a bit mentally disabled yourself...
 
2013-01-07 12:28:41 AM  

gmpathfinder: Fark, you're slipping.


Came here for this. Better to be satisfied late than never.
 
2013-01-07 12:36:26 AM  

PsiChick: gmpathfinder: Fark, you're slipping.

[www.beertripper.com image 620x642]

...Jesus H. Fark tap-dancing on a cracker, does that woman play  any non-creepy roles.


I wouldn't call her role there "creepy". I have a lot of other words for it, though.
 
2013-01-07 12:51:33 AM  

Badgers: /Twin Hatchlings?


I was just thinking Callista was looking a bit rough!
 
2013-01-07 12:57:29 AM  
The Madam was known to query, " Is that a wooden leg, or are just happy to see me? "
 
2013-01-07 01:04:17 AM  
In some respects, this is a good thing. But there is one potential issue that I see.

Imagine if they can only afford this 10 times a year or less. What if they experience it for the first time and want it more? Is it worse to have never experienced something or to have experienced something and then go without?
 
2013-01-07 01:35:37 AM  
FTFA: And Becky, who ran illegal brothels in the Home Counties for 20 years before retiring in 2010

Has Britain legalized brothels in the last couple of years?
 
2013-01-07 03:03:51 AM  

fusillade762: PsiChick: gmpathfinder: Fark, you're slipping.

[www.beertripper.com image 620x642]

...Jesus H. Fark tap-dancing on a cracker, does that woman play  any non-creepy roles.

I wouldn't call her role there "creepy". I have a lot of other words for it, though.


Hunh, I figured from the expression it was a creeper role. What's the movie title?
 
2013-01-07 03:14:04 AM  

PsiChick: fusillade762: PsiChick: gmpathfinder: Fark, you're slipping.

[www.beertripper.com image 620x642]

...Jesus H. Fark tap-dancing on a cracker, does that woman play  any non-creepy roles.

I wouldn't call her role there "creepy". I have a lot of other words for it, though.

Hunh, I figured from the expression it was a creeper role. What's the movie title?


Firefly, the episode titled "Heart of Gold".
 
2013-01-07 06:16:05 AM  

Bucky Katt: FTFA: And Becky, who ran illegal brothels in the Home Counties for 20 years before retiring in 2010

Has Britain legalized brothels in the last couple of years?


Brothels, per se, are illegal, - the definition being 'more than one prostitute working in a single domicile'
IIRC, the official title is 'A Bawdy House'

if you use a looser defintion...... a domicile with only one prostitute working the premises at any one time, then that is fully Legal

prostitution, per se, is legal

soliciting is illegal
living off of immoral earning (being a Pimp) is illegal
 
2013-01-07 09:10:23 AM  
I'm not sure which comments is better.

Hey she looks like Hillary Clinton's (evil twin) sister

or

I always wanted to do a one legged hooker, so I am so there dude
 
2013-01-07 09:18:00 AM  
Finally I can make all my Katawa Shojou fantasies come true! Dibs on the burn victim!
 
2013-01-07 10:21:50 AM  

FarkLordOfTheSith: PsiChick: fusillade762: PsiChick: gmpathfinder: Fark, you're slipping.

[www.beertripper.com image 620x642]

...Jesus H. Fark tap-dancing on a cracker, does that woman play  any non-creepy roles.

I wouldn't call her role there "creepy". I have a lot of other words for it, though.

Hunh, I figured from the expression it was a creeper role. What's the movie title?

Firefly, the episode titled "Heart of Gold".


Never aired.
 
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