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(The Sun)   Ex-Madam with a heart of gold for the disabled plans to open a brothel for them   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 108
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2013-01-06 02:54:24 PM  
The two-roomed establishment, called Para Doxies from the old English word for prostitues, will be sufficient for two sex workers, carers and staff to assist clients with their day-to-day needs, says Becky.

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2013-01-06 02:54:28 PM  
Madam opens the door and on the porch is man with no arms or legs.

He says, " Bring me a women. "

Madam says, " What are you going to do with a woman? "

He says, " I rang the doorbell, didn't I . . . "
 
2013-01-06 03:10:54 PM  
Gimps need nubbin to.
 
2013-01-06 03:14:35 PM  
So you've got a room full of leather, steel, and rubber. But enough about the wheelchair storage...
 
2013-01-06 03:23:52 PM  
That's a hard 44.
 
2013-01-06 03:26:40 PM  
Will there also be handicapped hookers provided for those who like Meals on Wheels?
 
2013-01-06 03:44:31 PM  

unyon: That's a hard 44.


44 going on 65.
 
2013-01-06 03:50:04 PM  
tangledcostumes.com
 
2013-01-06 04:00:39 PM  
Dad will be so proud that little Becky finally found a job.
 
2013-01-06 04:14:02 PM  
Approves:

fuelsoffaith.com
 
MBK [TotalFark]
2013-01-06 04:38:10 PM  
Wait, the hookers will be disabled, the customers, or both?
 
2013-01-06 05:51:16 PM  
Why would anyone give disabled people gold hearts? What are they going to do with them?
 
2013-01-06 05:54:47 PM  
Freaky retard sex for everyone!

/Don't judge me
 
2013-01-06 06:26:43 PM  
Jim Jeffries would be very happy about this

Link
 
2013-01-06 06:27:19 PM  
I can see from her forehead and temple that she will also be catering to the blind.
 
2013-01-06 06:29:31 PM  
Why not a Hero tag?
 
2013-01-06 06:30:10 PM  

unyon: That's a hard 44.


This. She looks old enough to be my mother and I am 46.
 
2013-01-06 06:30:16 PM  
Cool....I'm handicapped and going to England.
 
2013-01-06 06:31:01 PM  
She deserves a hero tag. For those disabled folks who are not exactly likely to obtain some good ole fashioned lovin the way the rest of us do, or who simply dont have the time or resources to dedicate to chasing it, a pro should be an option. It gives them a chance to experience something they might not otherwise get to. The disabled deserve sex every bit as much as the rest of us.
 
2013-01-06 06:33:00 PM  
I'll bet she was a hottie during WW2.
 
2013-01-06 06:36:37 PM  
FTA: In Holland disabled people can receive public money in order to pay for sexual relations up to 12 times a year.

I'm picturing the number of heads that would explode if we tried something like this here in the US.
 
2013-01-06 06:37:27 PM  
Cane and Able? Hey, that's just how they roll.
 
2013-01-06 06:37:50 PM  
Reminds me, this year's Found Footage Festival has a tutorial video for teaching mentally handicapped people to masturbate.

Yes, it's just as uncomfortable as it sounds.
 
2013-01-06 06:38:42 PM  
Wasn't this an episode of Secret Diary of a Call Girl?
 
2013-01-06 06:40:41 PM  
Set up like a drive-thru, perhaps?
 
2013-01-06 06:43:26 PM  

Ima4nic8or: She deserves a hero tag. For those disabled folks who are not exactly likely to obtain some good ole fashioned lovin the way the rest of us do, or who simply dont have the time or resources to dedicate to chasing it, a pro should be an option. It gives them a chance to experience something they might not otherwise get to. The disabled deserve sex every bit as much as the rest of us.


This.

As long as there's protections in place for the girls and everyone is safe, knock yourselves out.
 
2013-01-06 06:44:45 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: Approves:

[fuelsoffaith.com image 461x426]


cf.drafthouse.com

Wants ones who don't taste like cigarettes.
 
2013-01-06 06:45:34 PM  
How does she qualify to be called an ex-madam?
 
2013-01-06 06:49:20 PM  

red5ish: How does she qualify to be called an ex-madam?


She had an Addadicktomie.
 
2013-01-06 06:49:59 PM  
How much for a Handi-job?
 
2013-01-06 06:50:33 PM  
Becky Adams says "Everyone deserves to experience and enjoy sexual contact"

There is hope for us Farkers!
 
2013-01-06 06:50:52 PM  

tomo12144: Jim Jeffries would be very happy about this

Link


I hear he really knows his way around a lady's tubes.
 
2013-01-06 06:51:27 PM  
Who wants handicapped hookers?
 
2013-01-06 06:53:09 PM  

the_chief: Who wants handicapped hookers?


Sounds like a Golfing term.
 
2013-01-06 06:54:01 PM  
HEADLINE NEWS

Charlie Sheen has been spotted in the UK... in a wheelchair.
 
2013-01-06 06:54:52 PM  
Disabled only? In the UK? What if someone who isn't disabled wants to go there, will they be turned away so they can sue for discrimination?
 
2013-01-06 06:56:43 PM  
When I read the headline, I thought she was opening a brothel for disabled prostitutes.
 
2013-01-06 07:01:52 PM  
Her business model is obvious: find older uglier hookers, who can't get much money in most places, and charge the same rate as the fancier establishments to guys who are just happy to be touched. The welfare system that pays for it just proves she will have steady clientele. Her motto: 'You don't like what you see, you can go to the next brothel. Oh wait, they don't have a wheelchair ramp.'
 
2013-01-06 07:03:07 PM  
Pimps for Gimps.
 
2013-01-06 07:17:41 PM  
Do you honestly think a man with a foot & a half could satisfy her?
 
2013-01-06 07:20:58 PM  

fusillade762: Why would anyone give disabled people gold hearts? What are they going to do with them?


To power infinite improbability drives, duh.
 
2013-01-06 07:23:25 PM  

tomo12144: Jim Jeffries would be very happy about this

Link


Came here to link this, glad you got it covered.

"Nine inches of disabled misery!"
 
2013-01-06 07:29:55 PM  
Apparently you can't teach an old dog new tricks.
 
2013-01-06 07:40:37 PM  

Famous Thamas: FTA: In Holland disabled people can receive public money in order to pay for sexual relations up to 12 times a year.

I'm picturing the number of heads that would explode if we tried something like this here in the US.


www.shadowlocked.com

I'm an able-bodied man and I haven't had a conjugal visit in 6 months.
 
2013-01-06 07:41:38 PM  
Like the chick above said... 44? I'm older than the Madame and all of a sudden have great confidence! Additionally, I think that this is wonderful and I wish them all the best!
/I really mean it
//don't begrudge a brother
 
2013-01-06 07:43:42 PM  
There's a good documentary here about a similar sex worker in Australia (sorry, Canada only, might try it on PBS if you're in the US though).
 
mjg
2013-01-06 07:44:21 PM  
southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com

Timmay!
 
2013-01-06 07:48:48 PM  
mentally disabled people need lovin', too. seriously, the mentally retarded have exactly the same urges as others, and are often very frustrated in this regard. or their roommates in the group home help them out, with varying degrees of willingness, even tho same-sex encounters might seem as unappealing to them as they do to some of us.

so where's the 'tard brothel? i recommend stocking it with norms and 'tards, rather than just allowing them as clients, and allowing people with or without disability as clients for anyone.

also, the world needs 'tard porn. there's opportunities for profit while helping out disabled people here, people!
 
2013-01-06 07:49:59 PM  
So, basically the playboy mansion at this point?

//ba dmm tssh
 
2013-01-06 08:01:05 PM  
Wow. That's a great idea. Good for her.
 
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