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(Bleacher Report)   Post replaces Fred Flintstone on the box of Fruity Pebbles with John Cena, hopes he will actually sell something for once   (bleacherreport.com) divider line 65
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2013-01-07 11:39:31 AM

you are a puppet: FirstNationalBastard: you are a puppet: A throwaway comment in a Rock promo drastically changes a multimillion dollar corporation's marketing strategy. Keep this in mind next time you guys are whining about why a hollywood actor gets to go over the "talent"

I'd rather biatch about "creative" forcing everyone to read from their shiatty, uncreative soap opera scripts while a multi-milliondollar corporation's marketing strategy was changed by an off the cuff remark from one of the three guys still allowed to write his own promos.

So biatch about it then, maybe one day things will change and people will care about some of these other wrestlers (yeah right) but right now Rock should be able to go over anyone whenever he wants because the people actually care about him, he is in fact the peoples champ. I am by no means a Rocky mark but he is THE most electrifying superstar in sports AND entertainment, and when the IWC complain that he gets to win matches and headline PPVs it make me laugh. People stand up and listen when "the Great one" talks, he gets their attention, he gets them chanting the Rock's name (Rocky...Rocky..Rocky...). Meanwhile the IWC losers can whine about it and go to Wrestlecon and hover hand AJ and pretend their opinion matters, but they are a minority. (I know you personally hate AJ but the internet guy I've been directing this at until now loves her) So, in conclusion, know your role and shut your mouth, you brony jabroni, if you smell lalalalala what The Rock is cooking #BootsToAsses

duffblue:What was the remark? I don't follow wrestling much since Eddie died.

Rock layeth the verbal smacketh down on John Cena and said he looked like a big bowl of fruity pebbles, and when Post heard about it they said "If The Rock thinks Cena looks like Fruity Pebbles, let's make Cena our mascot!" That's why he is the Great One.


Please tell me you didn't use a hashtag in a Fark comment
 
2013-01-07 11:40:39 AM

FinFangFark: ShiningWizard: FinFangFark: BRRRRRRRAAABBBAAADDAAABBBAAAADDDOOOOOO

/quick, someone shoop angry Cena on a box of Cocoa Pebbles.

K...

[i1263.photobucket.com image 306x432]

ShiningWizard: TheManofPA: FinFangFark: BRRRRRRRAAABBBAAADDAAABBBAAAADDDOOOOOO

/quick, someone shoop angry Cena on a box of Cocoa Pebbles.

Gangrel on a box of Count Chocoula?

That's a little trickier...

[i1263.photobucket.com image 495x640]

That is why she is the fWc Diva of the decade folks...we'll honor her by letting her get squashed in her hometown.


Ah shucks! Diva of the Decade is pushing it methinks. I've only been here since July and besides 3Kelly is a lot wittier than me. I just happen have access to Photoshop, lulz
 
2013-01-07 11:42:38 AM
TO have access to Photoshop...

(She types better than I as well!)
 
2013-01-07 01:23:07 PM

ShiningWizard: FinFangFark: ShiningWizard: FinFangFark: BRRRRRRRAAABBBAAADDAAABBBAAAADDDOOOOOO

/quick, someone shoop angry Cena on a box of Cocoa Pebbles.

K...

[i1263.photobucket.com image 306x432]

ShiningWizard: TheManofPA: FinFangFark: BRRRRRRRAAABBBAAADDAAABBBAAAADDDOOOOOO

/quick, someone shoop angry Cena on a box of Cocoa Pebbles.

Gangrel on a box of Count Chocoula?

That's a little trickier...

[i1263.photobucket.com image 495x640]

That is why she is the fWc Diva of the decade folks...we'll honor her by letting her get squashed in her hometown.

Ah shucks! Diva of the Decade is pushing it methinks. I've only been here since July and besides 3Kelly is a lot wittier than me. I just happen have access to Photoshop, lulz


Everyone has their own unique skills.  Hobblekitty was the wily veteran diva that knew how to outsmart you in a match to get the pin.  That was before the great [Redacted] Wars and the imminent move to New Japan.
 
2013-01-07 02:48:32 PM

machoprogrammer: you are a puppet: FirstNationalBastard: you are a puppet: A throwaway comment in a Rock promo drastically changes a multimillion dollar corporation's marketing strategy. Keep this in mind next time you guys are whining about why a hollywood actor gets to go over the "talent"

I'd rather biatch about "creative" forcing everyone to read from their shiatty, uncreative soap opera scripts while a multi-milliondollar corporation's marketing strategy was changed by an off the cuff remark from one of the three guys still allowed to write his own promos.

So biatch about it then, maybe one day things will change and people will care about some of these other wrestlers (yeah right) but right now Rock should be able to go over anyone whenever he wants because the people actually care about him, he is in fact the peoples champ. I am by no means a Rocky mark but he is THE most electrifying superstar in sports AND entertainment, and when the IWC complain that he gets to win matches and headline PPVs it make me laugh. People stand up and listen when "the Great one" talks, he gets their attention, he gets them chanting the Rock's name (Rocky...Rocky..Rocky...). Meanwhile the IWC losers can whine about it and go to Wrestlecon and hover hand AJ and pretend their opinion matters, but they are a minority. (I know you personally hate AJ but the internet guy I've been directing this at until now loves her) So, in conclusion, know your role and shut your mouth, you brony jabroni, if you smell lalalalala what The Rock is cooking #BootsToAsses

duffblue:What was the remark? I don't follow wrestling much since Eddie died.

Rock layeth the verbal smacketh down on John Cena and said he looked like a big bowl of fruity pebbles, and when Post heard about it they said "If The Rock thinks Cena looks like Fruity Pebbles, let's make Cena our mascot!" That's why he is the Great One.

Please tell me you didn't use a hashtag in a Fark comment


So what do you think about him using it here?
 
2013-01-07 02:57:20 PM

FinFangFark: ShiningWizard: FinFangFark: ShiningWizard: FinFangFark: BRRRRRRRAAABBBAAADDAAABBBAAAADDDOOOOOO

/quick, someone shoop angry Cena on a box of Cocoa Pebbles.

K...

[i1263.photobucket.com image 306x432]

ShiningWizard: TheManofPA: FinFangFark: BRRRRRRRAAABBBAAADDAAABBBAAAADDDOOOOOO

/quick, someone shoop angry Cena on a box of Cocoa Pebbles.

Gangrel on a box of Count Chocoula?

That's a little trickier...

[i1263.photobucket.com image 495x640]

That is why she is the fWc Diva of the decade folks...we'll honor her by letting her get squashed in her hometown.

Ah shucks! Diva of the Decade is pushing it methinks. I've only been here since July and besides 3Kelly is a lot wittier than me. I just happen have access to Photoshop, lulz

Everyone has their own unique skills.  Hobblekitty was the wily veteran diva that knew how to outsmart you in a match to get the pin.  That was before the great [Redacted] Wars and the imminent move to New Japan.


*15 minutes later*

A challenger appears! It's Tenor Reaper, King!
 
2013-01-07 03:08:03 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: So what do you think about him using it here?



Hashtags are for Twitter, so that you can tag posts to search on a topic. They serve no purpose outside of that, except to make one look like a douchebag
 
2013-01-07 03:18:54 PM

machoprogrammer: Jim from Saint Paul: So what do you think about him using it here?


Hashtags are for Twitter, so that you can tag posts to search on a topic. They serve no purpose outside of that, except to make one look like a douchebag


whatistheexcel.com

IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT YOU THINK.
 
2013-01-07 03:23:27 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: machoprogrammer: Jim from Saint Paul: So what do you think about him using it here?


Hashtags are for Twitter, so that you can tag posts to search on a topic. They serve no purpose outside of that, except to make one look like a douchebag

[whatistheexcel.com image 417x312]

IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT YOU THINK.


Well played, sir. Well played
 
2013-01-07 03:33:36 PM

machoprogrammer: Jim from Saint Paul: machoprogrammer: Jim from Saint Paul: So what do you think about him using it here?


Hashtags are for Twitter, so that you can tag posts to search on a topic. They serve no purpose outside of that, except to make one look like a douchebag

[whatistheexcel.com image 417x312]

IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT YOU THINK.

Well played, sir. Well played


theinfamousjcity.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-07 03:33:39 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: machoprogrammer: Jim from Saint Paul: So what do you think about him using it here?


Hashtags are for Twitter, so that you can tag posts to search on a topic. They serve no purpose outside of that, except to make one look like a douchebag

[whatistheexcel.com image 417x312]

IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT YOU THINK.


I was hoping that this was where the conversation was going.

Also, I love the phrase in this thread of "Great Reacted Wars"
 
2013-01-07 03:33:50 PM

GreenAdder: Could be worse. They could've used Chris Benoit.


Worse? Or better?
images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-01-07 05:47:24 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: machoprogrammer: Jim from Saint Paul: machoprogrammer: Jim from Saint Paul: So what do you think about him using it here?


Hashtags are for Twitter, so that you can tag posts to search on a topic. They serve no purpose outside of that, except to make one look like a douchebag

[whatistheexcel.com image 417x312]

IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT YOU THINK.

Well played, sir. Well played

[theinfamousjcity.files.wordpress.com image 450x270]


This is the best post in the history of ever! Well played indeed
 
2013-01-07 06:49:55 PM

ShiningWizard: Jim from Saint Paul: machoprogrammer: Jim from Saint Paul: machoprogrammer: Jim from Saint Paul: So what do you think about him using it here?


Hashtags are for Twitter, so that you can tag posts to search on a topic. They serve no purpose outside of that, except to make one look like a douchebag

[whatistheexcel.com image 417x312]

IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT YOU THINK.

Well played, sir. Well played

[theinfamousjcity.files.wordpress.com image 450x270]

This is the best post in the history of ever! Well played indeed


Smarted.

/:P
 
2013-01-07 07:29:53 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: ShiningWizard: Jim from Saint Paul: machoprogrammer: Jim from Saint Paul: machoprogrammer: Jim from Saint Paul: So what do you think about him using it here?


Hashtags are for Twitter, so that you can tag posts to search on a topic. They serve no purpose outside of that, except to make one look like a douchebag

[whatistheexcel.com image 417x312]

IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT YOU THINK.

Well played, sir. Well played

[theinfamousjcity.files.wordpress.com image 450x270]

This is the best post in the history of ever! Well played indeed

Smarted.

/:P


I particularly love that he didn't put a period on the end of "douchebag". Like he was going to keep talking and *BOOM! Worked out very well for all involved. Well done, everyone!
 
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