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(Bleacher Report)   Post replaces Fred Flintstone on the box of Fruity Pebbles with John Cena, hopes he will actually sell something for once   (bleacherreport.com) divider line 65
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2013-01-06 12:50:12 PM
I'm more concerned because that picture makes it look like he wants to five-knuckle shuffle Bam-Bam.
 
2013-01-06 12:56:49 PM
Huh huh huh..."fruity."
 
2013-01-06 03:21:36 PM

TheManofPA: I'm more concerned because that picture makes it look like he wants to five-knuckle shuffle Bam-Bam.


Both Wilma and Betty are too skinny for his tastes.

Now, Wilma's mother, Mrs. Slaghoople... she's almost enough woman for YYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAANNNNNNNN SSSSSSEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHH!!!

www.topthat.net
 
2013-01-06 03:43:15 PM

FirstNationalBastard: TheManofPA: I'm more concerned because that picture makes it look like he wants to five-knuckle shuffle Bam-Bam.

Both Wilma and Betty are too skinny for his tastes.

Now, Wilma's mother, Mrs. Slaghoople... she's almost enough woman for YYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAANNNNNNNN SSSSSSEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHH!!!

[www.topthat.net image 187x300]


A) I'm impressed with your Flintstones knowledge
B) That definitely looks like Fred in drag. You don't hear about a woman trying to marry someone like her mother often
C) I need an opportunity to call someone dumb-dumb.
 
2013-01-06 05:52:56 PM
cdn.bleacherreport.net
 
2013-01-06 06:52:18 PM
Do kids these days have any idea of who Fred Flintstone is?
 
2013-01-06 07:05:15 PM
I guess I'm late to the party. Does John Cena or any WWE fan know what "five knuckle shuffle" actually means?
 
2013-01-06 07:11:59 PM
Could be worse. They could've used Chris Benoit.
 
2013-01-06 07:13:41 PM
 
2013-01-06 07:14:02 PM

GoodyearPimp: I guess I'm late to the party. Does John Cena or any WWE fan know what "five knuckle shuffle" actually means?


Original John Cena->Yep
PG John Cena->Gosh darn nope
 
2013-01-06 07:17:34 PM

GoodyearPimp: I guess I'm late to the party. Does John Cena or any WWE fan know what "five knuckle shuffle" actually means?


With the size of John Cena's hands (thanks, HGH), he probably enjoys the five knuckle shuffle

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2013-01-06 07:29:24 PM
A throwaway comment in a Rock promo drastically changes a multimillion dollar corporation's marketing strategy. Keep this in mind next time you guys are whining about why a hollywood actor gets to go over the "talent"
 
2013-01-06 07:29:28 PM
CENA tried to learn SELL...

But CENA can't learn more than 4 moves!
 
2013-01-06 07:35:46 PM

GoodyearPimp: I guess I'm late to the party. Does John Cena or any WWE fan know what "five knuckle shuffle" actually means?


They say that the only reason it's still called the Five Knuckle Shuffle after the Great PG Changeover got all those other moves renamed is because Vince McMahon had no idea what it was referring to and it's too late now anyway.
 
2013-01-06 07:44:42 PM
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2013-01-06 08:05:12 PM
I can't see him.
 
2013-01-06 08:35:36 PM
Should've used Dolph Ziggler. He can sell ANYTHING.
 
2013-01-06 08:39:56 PM

Cuchulane: Do kids these days have any idea of who Fred Flintstone is?

 
2013-01-06 08:47:26 PM

OtherLittleGuy: Cuchulane: Do kids these days have any idea of who Fred Flintstone is?


It was time for Pebbles to go in a new direction anyway. Fred isn't visible enough in supporting kid troops with cancer.
 
2013-01-06 08:54:57 PM
Maybe the "C.M." in C.M. Punk's name stands for "cereal munchin'."
 
2013-01-06 09:02:23 PM
The Ad Age article they quote has this great line
Link

"We know that we have a gay fan-base, [so] we welcomed that opportunity," said a WWE spokeswoman.
 
2013-01-06 09:19:12 PM
BRRRRRRRAAABBBAAADDAAABBBAAAADDDOOOOOO


/quick, someone shoop angry Cena on a box of Cocoa Pebbles.
 
2013-01-06 09:22:52 PM
Weird...My wife just booked us to have Fruity Pebbles for breakfast tomorrow, despite the fact that we have pancakes, eggs, and Coco Puffs available, all of which are much better at breakfast.

/Stretching it...
 
2013-01-06 09:24:37 PM
On one hand, I feel Post has probably done their demographic research carefully and see this as a success.

But on the other hand, Cena replacing Fred Flinstone?! Is this the first step to a more disturbing future?

s3.amazonaws.com
 
2013-01-06 09:59:20 PM

FinFangFark: BRRRRRRRAAABBBAAADDAAABBBAAAADDDOOOOOO


/quick, someone shoop angry Cena on a box of Cocoa Pebbles.


Gangrel on a box of Count Chocoula?
 
2013-01-06 10:07:00 PM

robsul82: GoodyearPimp: I guess I'm late to the party. Does John Cena or any WWE fan know what "five knuckle shuffle" actually means?

They say that the only reason it's still called the Five Knuckle Shuffle after the Great PG Changeover got all those other moves renamed is because Vince McMahon had no idea what it was referring to and it's too late now anyway.


Haven't followed WWE since the Attitude era, but I'm curious to know what moves got renamed, is there a list somewhere on a wiki?
 
2013-01-06 10:07:22 PM
Can anybody tell me why this is in the sports tab as opposed to entertainment?
 
2013-01-06 10:08:43 PM
I know what I'll be eating for the next few weeks
 
2013-01-06 10:27:26 PM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-06 10:29:26 PM

pueblonative: Can anybody tell me why this is in the sports tab as opposed to entertainment?


Because fark you, that's why.
 
2013-01-06 10:35:19 PM
So will the boxes of John Cena approved Fruity Pebbles include an Alex Riley figurine buried inside?
 
2013-01-06 10:35:59 PM

4NSpy: robsul82: GoodyearPimp: I guess I'm late to the party. Does John Cena or any WWE fan know what "five knuckle shuffle" actually means?

They say that the only reason it's still called the Five Knuckle Shuffle after the Great PG Changeover got all those other moves renamed is because Vince McMahon had no idea what it was referring to and it's too late now anyway.

Haven't followed WWE since the Attitude era, but I'm curious to know what moves got renamed, is there a list somewhere on a wiki?


Well, the Crippler Crossface is now known as Murder One.

/or is that double murder/suicide?
 
2013-01-06 10:39:43 PM

The Bestest: OtherLittleGuy: Cuchulane: Do kids these days have any idea of who Fred Flintstone is?

It was time for Pebbles to go in a new direction anyway. Fred isn't visible enough in supporting kid troops with cancer.


BUY FRUITY PEBBLES OR YOU HATE CEREAL!
 
2013-01-06 10:47:25 PM

zedster: The Ad Age article they quote has this great line
Link

"We know that we have a gay fan-base, [so] we welcomed that opportunity," said a WWE spokeswoman.


mimg.ugo.com

Approve.
 
2013-01-06 10:51:02 PM
i can't handle sweet cereals the last 20 years. i bought a small box of boo berry and could only eat one bowl. i'd rather have mueselix. i have cereal 3 times a year.


/you can't see me
// you can't see the calories fatties
///you have a diabetus service dog
////i need a better animal to train
 
2013-01-06 10:52:53 PM

machoprogrammer: GoodyearPimp: I guess I'm late to the party. Does John Cena or any WWE fan know what "five knuckle shuffle" actually means?

With the size of John Cena's hands (thanks, HGH), he probably enjoys the five knuckle shuffle

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Holy shiat, that looks unnatural. His cranium looks too big for a human brain -- what takes up all the extra space, bone? Fluid? Does the brain just rattle around in there until it swells up?
 
2013-01-06 10:55:19 PM

phaseolus: machoprogrammer: GoodyearPimp: I guess I'm late to the party. Does John Cena or any WWE fan know what "five knuckle shuffle" actually means?

With the size of John Cena's hands (thanks, HGH), he probably enjoys the five knuckle shuffle

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 450x337]


Holy shiat, that looks unnatural. His cranium looks too big for a human brain -- what takes up all the extra space, bone? Fluid? Does the brain just rattle around in there until it swells up?


HGH has a nasty side effect of increasing the size of your forehead, hands and internal organs. And Cena is on a shiatload of it.
 
2013-01-07 12:09:50 AM

you are a puppet: A throwaway comment in a Rock promo drastically changes a multimillion dollar corporation's marketing strategy. Keep this in mind next time you guys are whining about why a hollywood actor gets to go over the "talent"


I'd rather biatch about "creative" forcing everyone to read from their shiatty, uncreative soap opera scripts while a multi-milliondollar corporation's marketing strategy was changed by an off the cuff remark from one of the three guys still allowed to write his own promos.
 
2013-01-07 12:15:21 AM
well, i'd go with betty... but i'd be thinking of wilma

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2013-01-07 12:18:32 AM

FirstNationalBastard: you are a puppet: A throwaway comment in a Rock promo drastically changes a multimillion dollar corporation's marketing strategy. Keep this in mind next time you guys are whining about why a hollywood actor gets to go over the "talent"

I'd rather biatch about "creative" forcing everyone to read from their shiatty, uncreative soap opera scripts while a multi-milliondollar corporation's marketing strategy was changed by an off the cuff remark from one of the three guys still allowed to write his own promos.


What was the remark? I don't follow wrestling much since Eddie died.
 
2013-01-07 12:48:23 AM

FirstNationalBastard: you are a puppet: A throwaway comment in a Rock promo drastically changes a multimillion dollar corporation's marketing strategy. Keep this in mind next time you guys are whining about why a hollywood actor gets to go over the "talent"

I'd rather biatch about "creative" forcing everyone to read from their shiatty, uncreative soap opera scripts while a multi-milliondollar corporation's marketing strategy was changed by an off the cuff remark from one of the three guys still allowed to write his own promos.


So biatch about it then, maybe one day things will change and people will care about some of these other wrestlers (yeah right) but right now Rock should be able to go over anyone whenever he wants because the people actually care about him, he is in fact the peoples champ. I am by no means a Rocky mark but he is THE most electrifying superstar in sports AND entertainment, and when the IWC complain that he gets to win matches and headline PPVs it make me laugh. People stand up and listen when "the Great one" talks, he gets their attention, he gets them chanting the Rock's name (Rocky...Rocky..Rocky...). Meanwhile the IWC losers can whine about it and go to Wrestlecon and hover hand AJ and pretend their opinion matters, but they are a minority. (I know you personally hate AJ but the internet guy I've been directing this at until now loves her) So, in conclusion, know your role and shut your mouth, you brony jabroni, if you smell lalalalala what The Rock is cooking #BootsToAsses

duffblue:What was the remark? I don't follow wrestling much since Eddie died.

Rock layeth the verbal smacketh down on John Cena and said he looked like a big bowl of fruity pebbles, and when Post heard about it they said "If The Rock thinks Cena looks like Fruity Pebbles, let's make Cena our mascot!" That's why he is the Great One.
 
2013-01-07 02:12:37 AM
Dolph Ziggler could sell that pink slime stuff to the upper managment at PETA
 
2013-01-07 02:36:25 AM

FinFangFark: BRRRRRRRAAABBBAAADDAAABBBAAAADDDOOOOOO

/quick, someone shoop angry Cena on a box of Cocoa Pebbles.


K...

i1263.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-07 02:38:14 AM

TheManofPA: FinFangFark: BRRRRRRRAAABBBAAADDAAABBBAAAADDDOOOOOO

/quick, someone shoop angry Cena on a box of Cocoa Pebbles.

Gangrel on a box of Count Chocoula?


That's a little trickier...

i1263.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-07 05:03:46 AM

4NSpy: Haven't followed WWE since the Attitude era, but I'm curious to know what moves got renamed, is there a list somewhere on a wiki?


The FU was changed to The Attitude Adjustment and the STFU is just the STF now. The PG rating is complete nonsense. Vinnie Mac is only doing it for the kiddie sponsors. What the nimrod doesn't realize is that the sponsors he'll lose by losing the PG he'll gain in different sponsors, higher ratings, and an overall better product.

But whatever.

you are a puppet: So biatch about it then, maybe one day things will change and people will care about some of these other wrestlers (yeah right) but right now Rock should be able to go over anyone whenever he wants because the people actually care about him, he is in fact the peoples champ. I am by no means a Rocky mark but he is THE most electrifying superstar in sports AND entertainment, and when the IWC complain that he gets to win matches and headline PPVs it make me laugh. People stand up and listen when "the Great one" talks, he gets their attention, he gets them chanting the Rock's name (Rocky...Rocky..Rocky...). Meanwhile the IWC losers can whine about it and go to Wrestlecon and hover hand AJ and pretend their opinion matters, but they are a minority. (I know you personally hate AJ but the internet guy I've been directing this at until now loves her) So, in conclusion, know your role and shut your mouth, you brony jabroni, if you smell lalalalala what The Rock is cooking #BootsToAsses


Ya dopey schmuck, you make The Gobbledygooker look like Misawa. The Rock is just a rinky dink raggady ass C-Lister who sold out for Disney flix and some piece of trash GI Joe bastardization. The only thing he is great at is being a cocktease to the marks. He comes in, claims he's never gonna leave, and is gone two weeks later making more bullshiat movies that nobody sans the Razzies is going to remember in three years. It's funny that the joker claims to be a Supernova, because he really is a star that's about to die in a blaze of glory before becoming so sucktified that even light cannot escape. He isn't the most electrifying man in sports and entertainment. He's just a static shock that annoys me. I smell what he's cooking, but it smells like a load of hot garbage to me. Tch, when the little biatch learns to put on the Sharpshooter properly, or do the uranage better maybe I'll take him more seriously.

That is how you cut a promo, yo.
 
2013-01-07 08:02:23 AM

GreenAdder: Could be worse. They could've used Chris Benoit.


Hazelnut pillows are yummy.
 
2013-01-07 08:47:04 AM

ShiningWizard: FinFangFark: BRRRRRRRAAABBBAAADDAAABBBAAAADDDOOOOOO

/quick, someone shoop angry Cena on a box of Cocoa Pebbles.

K...

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ShiningWizard: TheManofPA: FinFangFark: BRRRRRRRAAABBBAAADDAAABBBAAAADDDOOOOOO

/quick, someone shoop angry Cena on a box of Cocoa Pebbles.

Gangrel on a box of Count Chocoula?

That's a little trickier...

[i1263.photobucket.com image 495x640]


That is why she is the fWc Diva of the decade folks...we'll honor her by letting her get squashed in her hometown.
 
2013-01-07 08:50:02 AM

FinFangFark: /quick, someone shoop angry Cena Darren Young on a box of Cocoa Pebbles.


/ftfy
 
2013-01-07 09:49:39 AM

The_Y2P_Problem: So will the boxes of John Cena approved Fruity Pebbles include an Alex Riley figurine buried inside?


Some will.  Others may include Zack Ryder, or John Morrison.
 
2013-01-07 10:33:44 AM

FinFangFark: ShiningWizard: FinFangFark: BRRRRRRRAAABBBAAADDAAABBBAAAADDDOOOOOO

/quick, someone shoop angry Cena on a box of Cocoa Pebbles.

K...

[i1263.photobucket.com image 306x432]

ShiningWizard: TheManofPA: FinFangFark: BRRRRRRRAAABBBAAADDAAABBBAAAADDDOOOOOO

/quick, someone shoop angry Cena on a box of Cocoa Pebbles.

Gangrel on a box of Count Chocoula?

That's a little trickier...

[i1263.photobucket.com image 495x640]

That is why she is the fWc Diva of the decade folks...we'll honor her by letting her get squashed in her hometown.


You aren't threatening a Benoit are you?
 
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