If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Telegraph)   Thieves try to tunnel in to jewellers, emerge in KFC instead, decide to rob it anyway. Fark: Not the first time they ended up in the wrong store, while trying to rob that jewellry shop   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 39
    More: Fail, KFC  
•       •       •

6273 clicks; posted to Main » on 06 Jan 2013 at 5:21 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



39 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread
 
2013-01-06 02:50:02 PM
Culprit Found.

img703.imageshack.us
/oops, that's AFC
 
2013-01-06 02:54:27 PM
Should've taken that left turn at Albuquerque.
 
2013-01-06 04:04:54 PM
jewelry you dolt
 
2013-01-06 05:26:38 PM

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Should've taken that left turn at Albuquerque.


Aaaaaaand we're done.
 
2013-01-06 05:28:32 PM
They need a good smack to the family jewells
 
2013-01-06 05:28:39 PM
If their ancestors had any thieving ability they would not be Australian.
 
2013-01-06 05:35:55 PM
Jewelllllry.
 
2013-01-06 05:36:00 PM
i.telegraph.co.uk

Where's the KFC?
 
2013-01-06 05:37:09 PM
i.imgur.com
Unimpressed

/Bonus if you know what movie it is
//Most likely not obscure
 
2013-01-06 05:39:57 PM

DundieAwardWinner: [i.imgur.com image 550x366]
Unimpressed

/Bonus if you know what movie it is
//Most likely not obscure


Does it involve a dog, a 50 cart diamond, and a man who feeds men to pigs?
 
2013-01-06 05:40:35 PM
...and starring Charles Bronson as Mr. Pink.

/mashup
 
2013-01-06 05:42:52 PM
This is why you always get the robot to do the job for you.
 
2013-01-06 05:43:45 PM

mafiageek1980: DundieAwardWinner: [i.imgur.com image 550x366]
Unimpressed

/Bonus if you know what movie it is
//Most likely not obscure

Does it involve a dog, a 50 cart diamond, and a man who feeds men to pigs?


i291.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-06 05:43:52 PM
atomictoasters.com

/hot like stolen jewelry chicken.
 
2013-01-06 05:44:05 PM
screeninvasion.com
 
2013-01-06 05:51:53 PM
But did they get the colonels secret recipe?
 
2013-01-06 05:53:10 PM
Culprit Found!

i1303.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-06 05:53:27 PM

themasterdebater: [i.telegraph.co.uk image 620x387]

Where's the KFC?


Between the jewellery store and the Animal Welfare League Opportunity Shop.
 
2013-01-06 05:53:57 PM
Does that actually work? Do they expect people not to notice when they drill through the foundation?
 
2013-01-06 05:58:16 PM
https://maps.google.ca/maps?oe=utf-8&client=firefox-a&ie=UTF-8&q=KFC+B eaudesert+Australia&fb=1&gl=ca&hq=KFC&hnear=0x6b9128b4edcd6533:0x502a3 5af3de7fc0,Beaudesert+QLD,+Australia&cid=0,0,18090877380618780152&ei=g wDqUM3hHOLC0QHb4YCAAw&ved=0CJYBEPwSMAA

Man, these guys were incompetent. Not sure where the jewellery store in question is, but there is a pretty large distance between the Animal Welfare League and the KFC, if you go into the street view.
 
2013-01-06 06:09:05 PM
media.tumblr.com
Not impressed
 
2013-01-06 06:17:16 PM
www.ncpc.org

ALCOHOL FILLS YOURSELF WITH LIES
LISTEN TO ME.
 
2013-01-06 06:19:39 PM

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Should've taken that left turn at Albuquerque.


img593.imageshack.us

img35.imageshack.us

img832.imageshack.us

/obscure?
 
2013-01-06 06:20:25 PM
Its easy to understand how this could happen.
Its difficult to get your bearings straight when you're upside down.

I did not know they had KFC's in Aulstralia
 
2013-01-06 06:25:52 PM

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Should've taken that left turn at Albuquerque.


oi49.tinypic.com

Enhance.
 
2013-01-06 06:29:20 PM

HallMonitorMacAfee: Jewelllllry.


Actualllly, I belllieve it's spellllllled "joolry".
 
2013-01-06 06:40:50 PM
image of what possible culprits may look like:

i932.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-06 07:15:58 PM

Nothing To See Here: Culprit Found.

[img703.imageshack.us image 619x405]
/oops, that's AFC


Goddammit I came to make that joke.
 
2013-01-06 07:17:51 PM
There's no point in robbing a jewry store. It's just full of yarmulkes and Torahs and stuff.
 
2013-01-06 07:41:36 PM

Kumana Wanalaia: There's no point in robbing a jewry store. It's just full of yarmulkes and Torahs and stuff.


and cubic zirconia
 
2013-01-06 07:55:19 PM

Solty Dog: This is why you always get the robot to do the job for you.


Came her for this. Number 5 wouldn't have screwed up like this.

That movie's fresh on my mind after playing Saints Row The Third. (The Bonnie Tyler song is used in one of the missions and plays on the in-car radio stations.)
 
2013-01-06 08:15:50 PM
At least the cops don't have to worry about these guys tunneling out of prison any time soon.
 
2013-01-06 08:59:48 PM

Gyrfalcon: At least the cops don't have to worry about these guys tunneling out of prison any time soon.


www.bodylinetshirts.com
 
2013-01-06 09:23:49 PM
25.media.tumblr.com

The thieves in question.
 
2013-01-06 10:11:01 PM
cim-cim-images.cdn2.comcast.net

Pfft... call us when you rob a bakery.
 
2013-01-06 11:09:22 PM

Thanks for the Meme-ries: mafiageek1980: DundieAwardWinner: [i.imgur.com image 550x366]
Unimpressed

/Bonus if you know what movie it is
//Most likely not obscure

Does it involve a dog, a 50 cart diamond, and a man who feeds men to pigs?

[i291.photobucket.com image 240x180]


Nope, wrong movie for both of you.I award you no points.
 
2013-01-06 11:42:04 PM

Boris S. Wort: Pfft... call us when you rob a bakery.


Thank you for restoring my faith that *nothing* is obscure on Fark
 
2013-01-07 12:35:10 AM

alltim: [screeninvasion.com image 400x261]


Thank you for this. LOL

/"It looks cooler this way."
 
2013-01-07 02:00:36 AM
People who sell precious metals in the form of rings and such are perhaps among the least moral people on the planet.

/just saying.
 
Displayed 39 of 39 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report