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(Business Insider)   Siri: "Your date is in 45 minutes. Tuck in your shirt and you REALLY need a breath mint"   (businessinsider.com) divider line 26
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2013-01-06 04:01:30 PM
Portable breathalyzer for alcoholics, , yes, but also, could be used to monitor keytones in your exhalations, so, diabetics, people with liver probs, etc. could be diagnosed and monitored over time this way. Certain bacteria in the mouth or gut or lungs could emit telltale smells that the seonsor can distinguish.
 
2013-01-06 04:04:27 PM

Any Pie Left: Portable breathalyzer for alcoholics, , yes, but also, could be used to monitor keytones in your exhalations, so, diabetics, people with liver probs, etc. could be diagnosed and monitored over time this way. Certain bacteria in the mouth or gut or lungs could emit telltale smells that the seonsor can distinguish.


Yeah no way the pigs and their fascist overlords will abuse that one
 
2013-01-06 04:45:03 PM

Smeggy Smurf: Any Pie Left: Portable breathalyzer for alcoholics, , yes, but also, could be used to monitor keytones in your exhalations, so, diabetics, people with liver probs, etc. could be diagnosed and monitored over time this way. Certain bacteria in the mouth or gut or lungs could emit telltale smells that the seonsor can distinguish.

Yeah no way the pigs and their fascist overlords will abuse that one


Well, I don't care if you think you're sober enough to hop behind the wheel - if you're blowing over the limit I'd prefer your arse to be blowing something else in jail.
 
2013-01-06 05:02:35 PM
Get pulled over. Pig runs your registration.

Oh I see you didn't vote for Herr Fartbongo. Off to jail with you. Let's see... oh yeah. You're a preacher. Drunk it is.
 
2013-01-06 05:14:33 PM
Cool. Now my iPhone can constantly beep and blare out that my pockets smell like ass and funions.
 
2013-01-06 05:20:29 PM

Smeggy Smurf: Get pulled over. Pig runs your registration.

Oh I see you didn't vote for Herr Fartbongo. Off to jail with you. Let's see... oh yeah. You're a preacher. Drunk it is.


Hahaha, WOW
 
2013-01-06 05:24:29 PM

Any Pie Left: Portable breathalyzer for alcoholics, , yes, but also, could be used to monitor keytones in your exhalations, so, diabetics, people with liver probs, etc. could be diagnosed and monitored over time this way. Certain bacteria in the mouth or gut or lungs could emit telltale smells that the seonsor can distinguish.


Tech like this has so many uses it's not even funny. Detecting danger, like gas leaks, carbon monoxide, etc passively and alerting you would be cool. The medical applications as well, especially when coupled with camera powered apps that track visual symptoms.
 
2013-01-06 05:31:55 PM
Great. Can I set it to detect Cheeto-breath and stale sweat? Then I'll know when some loser is going to give me the gears for buying an iPhone.
 
2013-01-06 05:34:21 PM
I like how subby attempts a joke, but really only reveals that if he had 45 minutes and was apparently dressed, he'd rather take a breath mint than actually clean his teeth.
 
2013-01-06 05:43:56 PM

Smeggy Smurf: Get pulled over. Pig runs your registration.

Oh I see you didn't vote for Herr Fartbongo. Off to jail with you. Let's see... oh yeah. You're a preacher. Drunk it is.


6/10. Brevity is the soul of wit, but you're trying too hard.
 
2013-01-06 06:08:04 PM
Tuck in your shirt
No
 
2013-01-06 06:15:53 PM

omeganuepsilon: I like how subby attempts a joke, but really only reveals that if he had 45 minutes and was apparently dressed, he'd rather take a breath mint than actually clean his teeth.


You're assuming his "date" isn't merely his intention to go down to the corner and try to pick up that homeless woman that frequents there.
 
2013-01-06 06:21:51 PM
It's a gadget that you regularly put in pockets close to your ass or crotch.

The sensor can't survive a can of beans.
 
2013-01-06 06:35:02 PM

LarryDan43: Tuck in your shirt
No


Besides, it's raining outside.
 
2013-01-06 06:43:39 PM
And her e i thought it would be about anelectronic valet like skeetz
 
2013-01-06 07:10:31 PM

Can't_Think_Of_A_Name: Smeggy Smurf: Get pulled over. Pig runs your registration.

Oh I see you didn't vote for Herr Fartbongo. Off to jail with you. Let's see... oh yeah. You're a preacher. Drunk it is.

6/10. Brevity is the soul of wit, but you're trying too hard.


Yeah, between baking and herding kids into cleaning house I'm just not feeling it tonight. Send me a hooker, I'll feel her instead
 
2013-01-06 07:35:40 PM
Combine it with the old iSmell. "Hey, you smell like this."
 
Slu
2013-01-06 07:37:58 PM
When you smell weed when walking down the street, it would be sweet if this could pinpoint the source so you'd know who to ask for a toke.
 
2013-01-06 07:41:06 PM

ArcadianRefugee: omeganuepsilon: I like how subby attempts a joke, but really only reveals that if he had 45 minutes and was apparently dressed, he'd rather take a breath mint than actually clean his teeth.

You're assuming his "date" isn't merely his intention to go down to the corner and try to pick up that homeless woman that frequents there.


NSFW Language: Does she have an eye patch and a club foot?
 
2013-01-06 09:00:47 PM
Have you been eating cheese?
 
2013-01-06 09:21:37 PM
"Oh God, Siri, I'm on fire! HELP!!"
 
2013-01-06 09:39:37 PM
I'm pretty sure iFart will be the first app for this.
 
2013-01-06 09:45:26 PM

Empty Matchbook: "Oh God, Siri, I'm on fire! HELP!!"


"I said open the pod bay doors, Siri. Siri. Open the pod bay doors."
 
2013-01-06 09:57:40 PM
Robots that can smell might not be a good idea...
 
2013-01-06 11:18:43 PM
I came in to ask if it would detect smell at the other end as well and see that my work has already been done.

/Leaving satisfied
//And smelly
 
2013-01-07 04:54:14 AM

whatshisname: I'm pretty sure iFart will be the first app for this.


An app that can tell you who it really was that let one fly.

The fart detector -- a billion dollar idea...
 
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