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(WCF Courier)   "More than 100 cheerleaders ran after a deer came crashing through a window"   (wcfcourier.com) divider line 63
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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-01-06 11:09:34 AM  
Having a deer break through a window of a building is not a normal occurrence

But on meth it is?
 
2013-01-06 11:41:14 AM  
Did they catch it?
 
2013-01-06 11:57:37 AM  
I can fap to that.
 
2013-01-06 12:04:54 PM  
FTFC: whtnationalist - 18 hours ago This could have been an armed killer. If a deer can break a window and enter than so can a killer. At local home improvement stores they supply precut panels to replace glass with unbreakable lexan. End of problem. When will Iowa schools take safety serious??? Most business have much better security than our schools. Are schools waiting for a Sandy Hook copy cat killer?

Oh, brother.  Is White Nationalist serious or just a troll?
 
2013-01-06 12:29:08 PM  
To be the fly on the wall...

I'd give my eye teeth to see something like this in real life, but that never happens.
 
2013-01-06 12:45:03 PM  
A herd of cheerleaders running from a deer? Has potential.
 
2013-01-06 02:16:25 PM  
I first read the newspaper as WTFCourier.
 
2013-01-06 02:47:40 PM  
Doh
 
2013-01-06 02:47:58 PM  
It would be funny if one of the cheerleaders was named Prudence.
 
2013-01-06 02:48:26 PM  
If they can't handle a deer, what will they do when the giant spiders from Neptune arrive?
 
2013-01-06 02:53:08 PM  

FunkOut: If they can't handle a deer, what will they do when the giant spiders from Neptune arrive?


Can I buy some mushrooms from you?
 
2013-01-06 02:53:57 PM  

Three Crooked Squirrels: FTFC: whtnationalist - 18 hours ago This could have been an armed killer. If a deer can break a window and enter than so can a killer. At local home improvement stores they supply precut panels to replace glass with unbreakable lexan. End of problem. When will Iowa schools take safety serious??? Most business have much better security than our schools. Are schools waiting for a Sandy Hook copy cat killer?

Oh, brother.  Is White Nationalist serious or just a troll?


I want to know his/her fark handle.
 
2013-01-06 02:56:13 PM  

FunkOut: If they can't handle a deer, what will they do when the giant spiders from Neptune arrive?


Giant rats from the New York subway system.

/I'll admit that my plan is not entirely flawless since, because of global warming, winter is no longer cold enough for the giant gorillas to freeze to death
 
2013-01-06 02:56:28 PM  
You know, after that headline I'd just rather keep it to my imagination rather than RTFA.
 
2013-01-06 02:57:29 PM  
heartbeats begin to quicken

Oh my stars and garters.
 
2013-01-06 03:00:24 PM  
How many of the deer signed up for the cheerleading clinic? If none, why weren't they allowed? Why hasn't answered any of questions?

ecmoRandomNumbers: To be the fly on the wall...

I'd give my eye teeth to see something like this in real life, but that never happens.


Why would they want some toothless man in the room?
 
2013-01-06 03:01:07 PM  

bearded clamorer: It would be funny if one of the cheerleaders was named Prudence.


And that it was a bathroom window, and they were all protected by silver spoons.
 
2013-01-06 03:06:05 PM  
Perhaps this was a panty raid? By deer?
 
2013-01-06 03:07:20 PM  
D'oe!
 
2013-01-06 03:09:18 PM  
So....100 cheerleaders chased a deer through a window?

Dnrtfa
 
2013-01-06 03:09:39 PM  

lack of warmth: How many of the deer signed up for the cheerleading clinic? If none, why weren't they allowed? Why hasn't answered any of questions?

ecmoRandomNumbers: To be the fly on the wall...

I'd give my eye teeth to see something like this in real life, but that never happens.

Why would they want some toothless man in the room?


You want to let a man with TEETH in? Have you no concern for the children? Honestly, the blind disregard for safety shocks me.
 
2013-01-06 03:10:30 PM  
Why would 100 cheerleaders chase a deer?
 
2013-01-06 03:16:14 PM  

simplicimus: A herd of cheerleaders running from a deer? Has potential.


For a FARK Photoshop contest?

/or even a Cheerleader thread?

//leaves disappointed
 
2013-01-06 03:18:04 PM  
This happened at my old high school once. We were there rehearsing for a play over the weekend and a deer bust in through one of the big glass doors. Janitor ended up chasing it around and out the door. And this was in a pretty big city- figured it wandered in from the nearby golf course or the cemetery by the parking lot.

/theatre kids instead of cheerleaders, so not such a cool story, sis
 
2013-01-06 03:18:19 PM  
Perhaps they ran to take their 15 minute beer break.

Oh, Deer.

/oh, dear...
 
2013-01-06 03:18:34 PM  
We are running. We, we are running.

/Too obscure?
 
2013-01-06 03:19:50 PM  
Pom poms are not a good deer deterrent.
 
2013-01-06 03:24:32 PM  
There is a good reason for them to run (NSFW)

Link
 
2013-01-06 03:24:35 PM  
run from the shower???

/drtfa
 
2013-01-06 03:29:09 PM  
How many cheerleaders stood still?
 
2013-01-06 03:31:32 PM  

Goodfella: Why would 100 cheerleaders chase a deer?


Zombie cheerleaders?
 
2013-01-06 03:35:29 PM  

Three Crooked Squirrels: FTFC: whtnationalist - 18 hours ago This could have been an armed killer. If a deer can break a window and enter than so can a killer. At local home improvement stores they supply precut panels to replace glass with unbreakable lexan. End of problem. When will Iowa schools take safety serious??? Most business have much better security than our schools. Are schools waiting for a Sandy Hook copy cat killer?

Oh, brother.  Is White Nationalist serious or just a troll?


I noticed that too.  I'm pretty sure there's never been a shooting where they had to break the glass to gain entry to the school. If they're having to break a window chances are nobody's inside.
 
2013-01-06 03:42:40 PM  
In other news, kindergartners now attend cheerleading clinics.
 
2013-01-06 03:52:09 PM  
Why is there no video?
 
2013-01-06 03:53:39 PM  

kpaxoid: In other news, kindergartners now attend cheerleading clinics.


America!
 
2013-01-06 03:58:24 PM  
As long as it isn't a generation so much dumber than its parent's that comes crashing through the window.
 
2013-01-06 04:00:44 PM  
Timid as they are, a freaked out bambi in a confined space can be pretty dangerous. I would have high-tailed it too with no injury to my pride.

/ had a physical brush with a white tail stag here in TX in the walkway down the side of the house before I fenced it
// at least they are pretty small, Scottish red deer are not small
 
2013-01-06 04:01:33 PM  

ReapTheChaos: Three Crooked Squirrels: FTFC: whtnationalist - 18 hours ago This could have been an armed killer. If a deer can break a window and enter than so can a killer. At local home improvement stores they supply precut panels to replace glass with unbreakable lexan. End of problem. When will Iowa schools take safety serious??? Most business have much better security than our schools. Are schools waiting for a Sandy Hook copy cat killer?

Oh, brother.  Is White Nationalist serious or just a troll?

I noticed that too.  I'm pretty sure there's never been a shooting where they had to break the glass to gain entry to the school. If they're having to break a window chances are nobody's inside.


Let me look through the 57 versions I've read in the media of what happened at Newtown. I think at least one reported the shooter gained access by shooting out a window.
 
2013-01-06 04:01:47 PM  
More than 100 cheerleaders ran after a deer came, crashing through a window.
 
2013-01-06 04:03:06 PM  
Well, when deer are outlawed, only outlaws will have deer!
 
2013-01-06 04:05:59 PM  

Megaslow: More than 100 cheerleaders ran after a deer came, crashing through a window.


Eats, shoots and leaves?
 
2013-01-06 04:16:17 PM  
When I was seven a deer jumped through one of the windows in my house while my sister and I were eating breakfast.

It ran around the table a few times before my mom managed to lead it out the back door.

We were pretty lucky and no one got hurt, although it did get blood everywhere.

/Upstate NY
//Best late for school excuse ever
///End CSB
 
2013-01-06 04:17:36 PM  
There is a complete lack of cheerleader pictures in this thread.
 
2013-01-06 04:41:01 PM  
What the fark is a cheerleading clinic?

There is no cure for cheerleading, as far as I know
 
2013-01-06 05:00:32 PM  
giggity.
 
2013-01-06 05:18:53 PM  
Seriously? No one has posted a picture of "what a cheerleader may look like" yet???

thehairpin.com

1.bp.blogspot.com

ultimatecheerleaders.com

www.loud-mouse.com

www.theboobirds.com
 
2013-01-06 05:21:38 PM  
forums.pelicanparts.com
 
2013-01-06 05:32:13 PM  
sportscasualties.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-06 05:52:20 PM  
www.totalprosports.com
 
2013-01-06 06:19:28 PM  
i6.photobucket.com

Slightly related, there was an accident involving a deer and a bus four days ago in Hungary. The deer jumped in front of the bus and entered it through the windshield. The driver stopped the bus and opened its doors, the deer walked up and down in the bus for a while then got off and ran away. The passengers were scared because the deer was rather angry and was wagging its antlers but no one was injured.

Sorry, no cheerleaders in the story.
 
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