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2013-01-06 04:03:30 PM  
5 votes:

UlandaUnicorn: Me. Loves to fark.


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2013-01-06 03:47:46 PM  
4 votes:
Warrant says female teacher and student admitted intimate relationship

api.ning.com
2013-01-06 03:13:01 PM  
4 votes:
Jez you people are sick. I hope that kids gonna be ok.
His backs gotta hurt from all those atta boy!
2013-01-06 02:56:54 PM  
3 votes:
Well know we now what was on that video she downloaded to the Dad before he left on his business trip.

/don't watch it on the plane
2013-01-06 04:44:50 PM  
2 votes:
Oh boy, the birth of Grable's Daughter v.2
2013-01-06 04:29:51 PM  
2 votes:
An AW is born. Thread needs a badge.
2013-01-06 04:25:08 PM  
2 votes:

UlandaUnicorn: Stinkyy: Mr.Hawk: UlandaUnicorn: FunkOut: AntonChigger: UlandaUnicorn: I also agree there shouldn't be a double standard. However, I had great sex with a substitute teacher on more than one occasion in high school and didn't feel 'coerced' or like I was a victim. I was a horny teenage girl who wanted a piece of older hot guy ass. Maybe I would feel different if they were having a relationship and not just boning. Cheating on your spouse is totally not cool though. I can totally understand losing your job over this, but being marked a sexual predator for 100 percent consensual sex? That's wrong, whether you are a male or female

/isn't age of consent like 16?

A farker actually having sex with a teacher? I call bullshiat

People with computers never had sex. Cool kids drive Camaros and play football.

Me. Loves to fark.
[i239.photobucket.com image 530x530]

How YOU doin?

Out of the way, you! Hey, Miss! HOW YOU DOIN????

Added a pic to my profile. Hate to break it to you gents but I am a mommy of two and wife to an awesome man. And happy, guess that should be said.


Wait.. this sounds a little familiar...
2013-01-06 04:03:08 PM  
2 votes:
It was in the cards from the beginning:

i50.tinypic.com
2013-01-06 04:02:22 PM  
2 votes:

UlandaUnicorn: FunkOut: AntonChigger: UlandaUnicorn: I also agree there shouldn't be a double standard. However, I had great sex with a substitute teacher on more than one occasion in high school and didn't feel 'coerced' or like I was a victim. I was a horny teenage girl who wanted a piece of older hot guy ass. Maybe I would feel different if they were having a relationship and not just boning. Cheating on your spouse is totally not cool though. I can totally understand losing your job over this, but being marked a sexual predator for 100 percent consensual sex? That's wrong, whether you are a male or female

/isn't age of consent like 16?

A farker actually having sex with a teacher? I call bullshiat

People with computers never had sex. Cool kids drive Camaros and play football.

Me. Loves to fark.
[i239.photobucket.com image 530x530]


hey you're cute. unfortunately NOT substitute teacher...
//but willing to role-play...
2013-01-06 03:56:31 PM  
2 votes:

FunkOut: AntonChigger: UlandaUnicorn: I also agree there shouldn't be a double standard. However, I had great sex with a substitute teacher on more than one occasion in high school and didn't feel 'coerced' or like I was a victim. I was a horny teenage girl who wanted a piece of older hot guy ass. Maybe I would feel different if they were having a relationship and not just boning. Cheating on your spouse is totally not cool though. I can totally understand losing your job over this, but being marked a sexual predator for 100 percent consensual sex? That's wrong, whether you are a male or female

/isn't age of consent like 16?

A farker actually having sex with a teacher? I call bullshiat

People with computers never had sex. Cool kids drive Camaros and play football.


Me. Loves to fark.
i239.photobucket.com
2013-01-06 03:11:54 PM  
2 votes:
The police chief said if you have any additional information, pictures or video send it to me.
2013-01-06 03:00:33 PM  
2 votes:

NuttierThanEver: Well know we now what was on that video she downloaded to the Dad before he left on his business trip.

/don't watch it on the plane


 media.giantbomb.com
2013-01-06 02:46:31 PM  
2 votes:
The law enforcement agency is "FAPD"

/I fapd
2013-01-07 11:40:00 AM  
1 vote:
Yay, successor to Grables Daughter, the Queen is dead, Long live the Queen!
2013-01-06 09:49:07 PM  
1 vote:
Headline from The State, our local rag here in Columbia... "Dreher High School honors teacher charged with sexual battery"

Several people in the comments section: "Why are they honoring her?"

Yes, we are that smart down here.
2013-01-06 08:01:50 PM  
1 vote:
You people are all forgetting the teachings of our Lord and Savior:

2.bp.blogspot.com

Frankly, I find it shameful.
2013-01-06 07:59:21 PM  
1 vote:
and this is now the slampig appreciation thread.
2013-01-06 05:48:36 PM  
1 vote:
So no one else noticed how banged up and out of line this chick's face is?
2013-01-06 05:37:01 PM  
1 vote:
You and the husband were both farking the teachers in HS? What a lovely story you can share with the kids someday. Sorry, that is pretty pathetic. You seem proud tho, good on ya.
2013-01-06 05:12:19 PM  
1 vote:

Gone In 26 Minutes: Oh boy, the birth of Grable's Daughter v.2


Another twunt going on the ignore list.
2013-01-06 05:10:48 PM  
1 vote:

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2013-01-06 04:44:01 PM  
1 vote:

UlandaUnicorn: You mean people will buy me stuff? Is there a term for this type of internet whoring, just so I know what to Google?


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2013-01-06 04:35:45 PM  
1 vote:

CarnySaur: Warrant says female teacher and student admitted intimate relationship


Slaughter was unavailable for comment.

www.glamrock.com
2013-01-06 04:23:02 PM  
1 vote:

Stinkyy: Mr.Hawk: UlandaUnicorn: FunkOut: AntonChigger: UlandaUnicorn: I also agree there shouldn't be a double standard. However, I had great sex with a substitute teacher on more than one occasion in high school and didn't feel 'coerced' or like I was a victim. I was a horny teenage girl who wanted a piece of older hot guy ass. Maybe I would feel different if they were having a relationship and not just boning. Cheating on your spouse is totally not cool though. I can totally understand losing your job over this, but being marked a sexual predator for 100 percent consensual sex? That's wrong, whether you are a male or female

/isn't age of consent like 16?

A farker actually having sex with a teacher? I call bullshiat

People with computers never had sex. Cool kids drive Camaros and play football.

Me. Loves to fark.
[i239.photobucket.com image 530x530]

How YOU doin?

Out of the way, you! Hey, Miss! HOW YOU DOIN????


Added a pic to my profile. Hate to break it to you gents but I am a mommy of two and wife to an awesome man. And happy, guess that should be said.
2013-01-06 04:00:30 PM  
1 vote:

UlandaUnicorn: FunkOut: AntonChigger: UlandaUnicorn: I also agree there shouldn't be a double standard. However, I had great sex with a substitute teacher on more than one occasion in high school and didn't feel 'coerced' or like I was a victim. I was a horny teenage girl who wanted a piece of older hot guy ass. Maybe I would feel different if they were having a relationship and not just boning. Cheating on your spouse is totally not cool though. I can totally understand losing your job over this, but being marked a sexual predator for 100 percent consensual sex? That's wrong, whether you are a male or female

/isn't age of consent like 16?

A farker actually having sex with a teacher? I call bullshiat

People with computers never had sex. Cool kids drive Camaros and play football.

Me. Loves to fark.
[i239.photobucket.com image 530x530]


How YOU doin?
2013-01-06 04:00:17 PM  
1 vote:

Oh_Enough_Already: Theaetetus:

About time that they charged one with something approaching reasonable, rather than trying to overcharge with "forcible rape of a minor by force with force and stuff" like they usually do.

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Really?

Almost without exception women who have sex with minors NEVER get charged with the same level of crimes men do - "indecent liberties, contributing to the delinquency of a minor, abuse of power, etc, etc, etc.

Do they keep a list of these namby-pamby kid-glove charges on the books just for females who do this?

A man would have been charged with sexual assault, rape, rape in the 7th degree, conspiracy to commit rape, Rape III: The Search for Rape, treason, rape without a license, legal rape, illegal rape, vote fraud, legitimate rape, illegitimate rape, and littering.


But not rape rape so it's all good.
2013-01-06 04:00:01 PM  
1 vote:

UlandaUnicorn: FunkOut: AntonChigger: UlandaUnicorn: I also agree there shouldn't be a double standard. However, I had great sex with a substitute teacher on more than one occasion in high school and didn't feel 'coerced' or like I was a victim. I was a horny teenage girl who wanted a piece of older hot guy ass. Maybe I would feel different if they were having a relationship and not just boning. Cheating on your spouse is totally not cool though. I can totally understand losing your job over this, but being marked a sexual predator for 100 percent consensual sex? That's wrong, whether you are a male or female

/isn't age of consent like 16?

A farker actually having sex with a teacher? I call bullshiat

People with computers never had sex. Cool kids drive Camaros and play football.

Me. Loves to fark.
[i239.photobucket.com image 530x530]


So, do you mean you love to fark, or love to fark?
2013-01-06 03:58:01 PM  
1 vote:
It appears that Kinsley Wentzky to getsky some hot youngsky hotsky dogsky.
2013-01-06 03:27:45 PM  
1 vote:

TotallyHeadless: Champion of the Sun: Are these stories ever gonna subside? You'd think that a teacher reading these would realize that they probably wouldn't get away with banging their students. Wait til they graduate and hump away. You get new ones every year, you can have a new slam piece annually, just wait a bit for Christ's sake

It's a combination of the Justin Bieber effect and the need for instant gratification. Why wait when you can bang a pre-pubescent looking boy right now?


I think these teachers are more concerned that they are now one of the cool sexy girls in high school and it gives them a big boost to their self esteem that high school boys want them now..but they're the teacher and not a student and they should grow up.
2013-01-06 03:27:27 PM  
1 vote:
Won't someone think of the 17-year-olds?
2013-01-06 03:22:38 PM  
1 vote:
Two-face!
2013-01-06 03:05:15 PM  
1 vote:
i2.kym-cdn.com:

/And after the teacher, i'd like a turn at that hot female police officer they interviewed.
2013-01-06 03:02:46 PM  
1 vote:
Bet she was cute before her nose got hit with that bat that one time
2013-01-06 01:18:57 PM  
1 vote:
In defense of the English teacher here: she was helping with his diction.
2013-01-06 12:47:09 PM  
1 vote:
cue the rape/hawt chart for under age sex

she is hawt, but was 16/17, she might lose her job and get probation, but she wont be charged with rape.
reverse the genders and he would be going to prison for rape.

ah, equality.
 
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