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(WISTV)   Today's "Happily married with two kids hot female teacher arrested for having sex with a student" story comes from ... throws dart at map ... Columbia, South Carolina   (wistv.com) divider line 200
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2013-01-06 11:56:44 AM  
Time served.
 
2013-01-06 12:01:43 PM  
we need a chart to keep up with these champions of moral and ethical education?

what state is in the lead
 
2013-01-06 12:16:50 PM  
Apparently not very happily married.
 
2013-01-06 12:20:05 PM  
Myspace page? What the hell is that?
 
2013-01-06 12:22:19 PM  

Bob Falfa: Apparently not very happily married.


Certainly not anymore. I feel so sorry for all concerned. Such a dumb thing to do and with such awful consequences for her own kids.
 
2013-01-06 12:24:13 PM  

quickdraw: Bob Falfa: Apparently not very happily married.

Certainly not anymore. I feel so sorry for all concerned. Such a dumb thing to do and with such awful consequences for her own kids.


yeah, ruined marriage plus collateral damage to the kids AND no more career to speak of anymore.  oh, and as a bonus round - sex offender registry for life!
 
2013-01-06 12:47:09 PM  
cue the rape/hawt chart for under age sex

she is hawt, but was 16/17, she might lose her job and get probation, but she wont be charged with rape.
reverse the genders and he would be going to prison for rape.

ah, equality.
 
2013-01-06 01:18:57 PM  
In defense of the English teacher here: she was helping with his diction.
 
2013-01-06 02:16:21 PM  
1) Clearly not "happily", Subby.

2)  Columbia Police on Friday charged Kinsley Wentzky, 34, of Forest Acres with sexual battery with a student 16 or 17 years of age with no aggravated force or coercion.

About time that they charged one with something approaching reasonable, rather than trying to overcharge with "forcible rape of a minor by force with force and stuff" like they usually do.

3) From her Myspace page:  I finally bit the bullet and joined because past students as well as friends and family have been begging me. I was beginning to feel like the only person left that did not have a myspace account.

Bad choice of words.
 
2013-01-06 02:33:44 PM  
Are there tweeted nekkid pictures?
 
2013-01-06 02:46:31 PM  
The law enforcement agency is "FAPD"

/I fapd
 
2013-01-06 02:56:54 PM  
Well know we now what was on that video she downloaded to the Dad before he left on his business trip.

/don't watch it on the plane
 
2013-01-06 03:00:33 PM  

NuttierThanEver: Well know we now what was on that video she downloaded to the Dad before he left on his business trip.

/don't watch it on the plane


 media.giantbomb.com
 
2013-01-06 03:02:21 PM  
Where the hell were teachers like that when I was 17? That is one hot biotch. I would hit that all night long.
 
2013-01-06 03:02:46 PM  
Bet she was cute before her nose got hit with that bat that one time
 
2013-01-06 03:03:11 PM  
Teachers are the new priests.
 
2013-01-06 03:03:24 PM  
Is sleeping with a student the teacher's version of Ashley Madison?

Man, there was at least two teachers I had that I would have loved to sleep with. But, they really need to start throwing the book at these female teachers cheating with students. Despite Farker's unscientific findings that male students don't suffer that much in these situations, the teacher is still breaking the law and the sooner the female teachers understand they'll face the same charges as male teachers, the better.
 
2013-01-06 03:05:15 PM  
i2.kym-cdn.com:

/And after the teacher, i'd like a turn at that hot female police officer they interviewed.
 
2013-01-06 03:06:41 PM  

publikenemy: Bet she was cute before her nose got hit with that bat that one time


Hey there Studman69
 
2013-01-06 03:07:29 PM  
Many so-called adults these days are still immature teenagers in their heads. These women go get their teaching qualifications, go to teach school, and somehow in their head they're back in high school instead of teaching it.
 
2013-01-06 03:08:18 PM  
Where the hell were teachers like that when I was 17? That is one hot biotch. I would hit that all night long.

They were there, they just weren't sleeping with you. I knew more than one kid that was banging a teacher when I was in high school and teachers themselves told stories about other teachers from previous years. Though, this was pre-internet and the kids knew to keep their damn mouths shut where other authority figures could hear and otherwise not throw a temper tantrum when the "relationships" ran their course.
 
2013-01-06 03:11:54 PM  
The police chief said if you have any additional information, pictures or video send it to me.
 
2013-01-06 03:13:01 PM  
Jez you people are sick. I hope that kids gonna be ok.
His backs gotta hurt from all those atta boy!
 
2013-01-06 03:13:51 PM  
Are these stories ever gonna subside? You'd think that a teacher reading these would realize that they probably wouldn't get away with banging their students. Wait til they graduate and hump away. You get new ones every year, you can have a new slam piece annually, just wait a bit for Christ's sake
 
2013-01-06 03:14:20 PM  
Honestly, is there some kind of farked up union deal that gives these people immediate full lifetime pension for raping children? There must be a motive here. The public school teachers are making priest look like alter boys.
 
2013-01-06 03:16:35 PM  
Her nose is too sharp. DO NOT WANT.

/i'd tap that ass
 
2013-01-06 03:17:23 PM  

cabbyman: Teachers are the new priests.


But hotter and less creepier

/and at least it's consensual?
//hot for teacher
 
2013-01-06 03:17:57 PM  
"Happily married"....indeed.
Married, has kids, a job and can molest teenagers on the side!
 
2013-01-06 03:19:13 PM  

Krymson Tyde: Are there tweeted nekkid pictures?


pic of the 17 year old boy or was it a girl?
 
2013-01-06 03:19:16 PM  

Champion of the Sun: Are these stories ever gonna subside? You'd think that a teacher reading these would realize that they probably wouldn't get away with banging their students. Wait til they graduate and hump away. You get new ones every year, you can have a new slam piece annually, just wait a bit for Christ's sake


It's a combination of the Justin Bieber effect and the need for instant gratification. Why wait when you can bang a pre-pubescent looking boy right now?
 
2013-01-06 03:19:30 PM  

AntonChigger: publikenemy: Bet she was cute before her nose got hit with that bat that one time

Hey there Studman69



She can sniff around corners with that beak
 
2013-01-06 03:20:35 PM  
If I ever married a teacher I would be sure to put a "farked a student" clause in the prenuptial.
 
2013-01-06 03:21:38 PM  
With two (or more) stories like this in the news each week...... WTF is wrong with people earning degrees in education?

/"Happily married" teacher
 
2013-01-06 03:22:38 PM  
Two-face!
 
2013-01-06 03:27:27 PM  
Won't someone think of the 17-year-olds?
 
2013-01-06 03:27:45 PM  
Interesting MySpace pictures. She certainly liked to hang around ball players.
 
2013-01-06 03:27:45 PM  

TotallyHeadless: Champion of the Sun: Are these stories ever gonna subside? You'd think that a teacher reading these would realize that they probably wouldn't get away with banging their students. Wait til they graduate and hump away. You get new ones every year, you can have a new slam piece annually, just wait a bit for Christ's sake

It's a combination of the Justin Bieber effect and the need for instant gratification. Why wait when you can bang a pre-pubescent looking boy right now?


I think these teachers are more concerned that they are now one of the cool sexy girls in high school and it gives them a big boost to their self esteem that high school boys want them now..but they're the teacher and not a student and they should grow up.
 
2013-01-06 03:27:50 PM  

Oh_Enough_Already: Almost without exception women who have sex with minors NEVER get charged with the same level of crimes men do


This seems to be an obsession with you.

Is it based on fact?
 
2013-01-06 03:29:09 PM  

The Evil Home Brewer: With two (or more) stories like this in the news each week...... WTF is wrong with people earning degrees in education?

/"Happily married" teacher


Only because you have not been caught. Yet.

:-D
 
2013-01-06 03:29:13 PM  
Seems like most of these cases have been coming out of that region of the US lately. Or at least the ones to make the news.
 
2013-01-06 03:29:25 PM  

wombatsrus: Interesting MySpace pictures. She certainly liked to hang around ball players.


I was wondering that myself... Seemed a little more cozy with the students than teachers probably should be.
 
2013-01-06 03:30:02 PM  
Also,I purpose a fark driving game

/for every teacher found farking a student, drink
//for every additional student farked by same teacher, drink
///finish your drink if it's from the same state/province you're in
////drink a shot if the teacher is hot
//finish two drinks if she's not so hot
//(for the ladies) drink if you'd fark her
//(for the guys) drink if you wish you were (insert teenager's age who wad found boinking the teacher)

/everybody here would need a stomach pump before day's end
//slashes for good luck
 
2013-01-06 03:30:08 PM  

Champion of the Sun: Are these stories ever gonna subside? You'd think that a teacher reading these would realize that they probably wouldn't get away with banging their students. Wait til they graduate and hump away. You get new ones every year, you can have a new slam piece annually, just wait a bit for Christ's sake


Umm, no, they aren't. For every teacher that gets busted, there are probably twenty that don't. Seeing people get busted for it makes then think it's not that unusual...and it isn't.
 
2013-01-06 03:32:03 PM  

Centerpoint: Krymson Tyde: Are there tweeted nekkid pictures?

pic of the 17 year old boy or was it a girl?


The teacher.
 
2013-01-06 03:37:06 PM  
I also agree there shouldn't be a double standard. However, I had great sex with a substitute teacher on more than one occasion in high school and didn't feel 'coerced' or like I was a victim. I was a horny teenage girl who wanted a piece of older hot guy ass. Maybe I would feel different if they were having a relationship and not just boning. Cheating on your spouse is totally not cool though. I can totally understand losing your job over this, but being marked a sexual predator for 100 percent consensual sex? That's wrong, whether you are a male or female

/isn't age of consent like 16?
 
2013-01-06 03:43:28 PM  

UlandaUnicorn: I also agree there shouldn't be a double standard. However, I had great sex with a substitute teacher on more than one occasion in high school and didn't feel 'coerced' or like I was a victim. I was a horny teenage girl who wanted a piece of older hot guy ass. Maybe I would feel different if they were having a relationship and not just boning. Cheating on your spouse is totally not cool though. I can totally understand losing your job over this, but being marked a sexual predator for 100 percent consensual sex? That's wrong, whether you are a male or female

/isn't age of consent like 16?


A farker actually having sex with a teacher? I call bullshiat
 
2013-01-06 03:45:52 PM  

wombatsrus: Interesting MySpace pictures. She certainly liked to hang around balls players.

fixed
 
2013-01-06 03:47:46 PM  
Warrant says female teacher and student admitted intimate relationship

api.ning.com
 
2013-01-06 03:47:55 PM  

AntonChigger: UlandaUnicorn: I also agree there shouldn't be a double standard. However, I had great sex with a substitute teacher on more than one occasion in high school and didn't feel 'coerced' or like I was a victim. I was a horny teenage girl who wanted a piece of older hot guy ass. Maybe I would feel different if they were having a relationship and not just boning. Cheating on your spouse is totally not cool though. I can totally understand losing your job over this, but being marked a sexual predator for 100 percent consensual sex? That's wrong, whether you are a male or female

/isn't age of consent like 16?

A farker actually having sex with a teacher? I call bullshiat


People with computers never had sex. Cool kids drive Camaros and play football.
 
2013-01-06 03:48:53 PM  
I cannot condone the rape of young children.
 
2013-01-06 03:56:31 PM  

FunkOut: AntonChigger: UlandaUnicorn: I also agree there shouldn't be a double standard. However, I had great sex with a substitute teacher on more than one occasion in high school and didn't feel 'coerced' or like I was a victim. I was a horny teenage girl who wanted a piece of older hot guy ass. Maybe I would feel different if they were having a relationship and not just boning. Cheating on your spouse is totally not cool though. I can totally understand losing your job over this, but being marked a sexual predator for 100 percent consensual sex? That's wrong, whether you are a male or female

/isn't age of consent like 16?

A farker actually having sex with a teacher? I call bullshiat

People with computers never had sex. Cool kids drive Camaros and play football.


Me. Loves to fark.
i239.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-06 03:56:58 PM  
Forget the teacher, look at the police woman hotty at about 1:20 of the video.
 
2013-01-06 03:58:01 PM  
It appears that Kinsley Wentzky to getsky some hot youngsky hotsky dogsky.
 
2013-01-06 03:58:57 PM  

MoonPirate: The law enforcement agency is "FAPD"

/I fapd


teh DEA is DEAD
 
2013-01-06 04:00:01 PM  

UlandaUnicorn: FunkOut: AntonChigger: UlandaUnicorn: I also agree there shouldn't be a double standard. However, I had great sex with a substitute teacher on more than one occasion in high school and didn't feel 'coerced' or like I was a victim. I was a horny teenage girl who wanted a piece of older hot guy ass. Maybe I would feel different if they were having a relationship and not just boning. Cheating on your spouse is totally not cool though. I can totally understand losing your job over this, but being marked a sexual predator for 100 percent consensual sex? That's wrong, whether you are a male or female

/isn't age of consent like 16?

A farker actually having sex with a teacher? I call bullshiat

People with computers never had sex. Cool kids drive Camaros and play football.

Me. Loves to fark.
[i239.photobucket.com image 530x530]


So, do you mean you love to fark, or love to fark?
 
2013-01-06 04:00:17 PM  

Oh_Enough_Already: Theaetetus:

About time that they charged one with something approaching reasonable, rather than trying to overcharge with "forcible rape of a minor by force with force and stuff" like they usually do.

[images.wikia.com image 500x224]
Really?

Almost without exception women who have sex with minors NEVER get charged with the same level of crimes men do - "indecent liberties, contributing to the delinquency of a minor, abuse of power, etc, etc, etc.

Do they keep a list of these namby-pamby kid-glove charges on the books just for females who do this?

A man would have been charged with sexual assault, rape, rape in the 7th degree, conspiracy to commit rape, Rape III: The Search for Rape, treason, rape without a license, legal rape, illegal rape, vote fraud, legitimate rape, illegitimate rape, and littering.


But not rape rape so it's all good.
 
2013-01-06 04:00:30 PM  

UlandaUnicorn: FunkOut: AntonChigger: UlandaUnicorn: I also agree there shouldn't be a double standard. However, I had great sex with a substitute teacher on more than one occasion in high school and didn't feel 'coerced' or like I was a victim. I was a horny teenage girl who wanted a piece of older hot guy ass. Maybe I would feel different if they were having a relationship and not just boning. Cheating on your spouse is totally not cool though. I can totally understand losing your job over this, but being marked a sexual predator for 100 percent consensual sex? That's wrong, whether you are a male or female

/isn't age of consent like 16?

A farker actually having sex with a teacher? I call bullshiat

People with computers never had sex. Cool kids drive Camaros and play football.

Me. Loves to fark.
[i239.photobucket.com image 530x530]


How YOU doin?
 
2013-01-06 04:02:22 PM  

UlandaUnicorn: FunkOut: AntonChigger: UlandaUnicorn: I also agree there shouldn't be a double standard. However, I had great sex with a substitute teacher on more than one occasion in high school and didn't feel 'coerced' or like I was a victim. I was a horny teenage girl who wanted a piece of older hot guy ass. Maybe I would feel different if they were having a relationship and not just boning. Cheating on your spouse is totally not cool though. I can totally understand losing your job over this, but being marked a sexual predator for 100 percent consensual sex? That's wrong, whether you are a male or female

/isn't age of consent like 16?

A farker actually having sex with a teacher? I call bullshiat

People with computers never had sex. Cool kids drive Camaros and play football.

Me. Loves to fark.
[i239.photobucket.com image 530x530]


hey you're cute. unfortunately NOT substitute teacher...
//but willing to role-play...
 
2013-01-06 04:02:33 PM  

ReverendJynxed: Oh_Enough_Already: Theaetetus:

About time that they charged one with something approaching reasonable, rather than trying to overcharge with "forcible rape of a minor by force with force and stuff" like they usually do.

[images.wikia.com image 500x224]
Really?

Almost without exception women who have sex with minors NEVER get charged with the same level of crimes men do - "indecent liberties, contributing to the delinquency of a minor, abuse of power, etc, etc, etc.

Do they keep a list of these namby-pamby kid-glove charges on the books just for females who do this?

A man would have been charged with sexual assault, rape, rape in the 7th degree, conspiracy to commit rape, Rape III: The Search for Rape, treason, rape without a license, legal rape, illegal rape, vote fraud, legitimate rape, illegitimate rape, and littering.

But not rape rape so it's all good.


i'm gonna give u a book on rape and u have 48 hours to read it

/rape
 
2013-01-06 04:03:08 PM  
It was in the cards from the beginning:

i50.tinypic.com
 
2013-01-06 04:03:09 PM  

namatad: cue the rape/hawt chart for under age sex

she is hawt, but was 16/17, she might lose her job and get probation, but she wont be charged with rape.
reverse the genders and he would be going to prison for rape.

ah, equality.


Not so much in Lugoff, SC. A male coach was forced to resign with his wife was in the room for the same thing. That was all they did to him. It happened in '96 or '97, so before the female teachers started getting caught.
 
2013-01-06 04:03:30 PM  

UlandaUnicorn: Me. Loves to fark.


Dear Fark Admins

That is not a DDoS attack,it's just people clicking on UlandaUnicorn's profile page.

Signed,
The Internet
 
2013-01-06 04:04:45 PM  

AntonChigger: UlandaUnicorn: FunkOut: AntonChigger: UlandaUnicorn: I also agree there shouldn't be a double standard. However, I had great sex with a substitute teacher on more than one occasion in high school and didn't feel 'coerced' or like I was a victim. I was a horny teenage girl who wanted a piece of older hot guy ass. Maybe I would feel different if they were having a relationship and not just boning. Cheating on your spouse is totally not cool though. I can totally understand losing your job over this, but being marked a sexual predator for 100 percent consensual sex? That's wrong, whether you are a male or female

/isn't age of consent like 16?

A farker actually having sex with a teacher? I call bullshiat

People with computers never had sex. Cool kids drive Camaros and play football.

Me. Loves to fark.
[i239.photobucket.com image 530x530]

So, do you mean you love to fark, or love to fark?


Ha!
 
2013-01-06 04:06:53 PM  

jaytkay: UlandaUnicorn: Me. Loves to fark.

Dear Fark Admins

That is not a DDoS attack,it's just people clicking on UlandaUnicorn's profile page.

Signed,
The Internet


You will be disappointed. I haven't added anything yet. I'll get on that.
 
2013-01-06 04:08:45 PM  

jaytkay: UlandaUnicorn: Me. Loves to fark.

Dear Fark Admins

That is not a DDoS attack,it's just people clicking on UlandaUnicorn's profile page.

Signed,
The Internet


Yeah, a slow thread suddenly received new life. Interesting.
 
2013-01-06 04:09:18 PM  

UlandaUnicorn: jaytkay: UlandaUnicorn: Me. Loves to fark.

Dear Fark Admins

That is not a DDoS attack,it's just people clicking on UlandaUnicorn's profile page.

Signed,
The Internet

You will be disappointed. I haven't added anything yet. I'll get on that.


quick, throw your Amazon Wish List up!
and I suspect a TF subscription coming your way in 3...2...1
 
2013-01-06 04:09:48 PM  

jaytkay: UlandaUnicorn: Me. Loves to fark.

Dear Fark Admins

That is not a DDoS attack,it's just people clicking on UlandaUnicorn's profile page.

Signed,
The Internet


Yes, the bold statements like hers work better when your job is not listed on your FB page and your phone number is not on 411.com
 
2013-01-06 04:12:05 PM  

Occam's Disposable Razor: jaytkay: UlandaUnicorn: Me. Loves to fark.

Dear Fark Admins

That is not a DDoS attack,it's just people clicking on UlandaUnicorn's profile page.

Signed,
The Internet

Yeah, a slow thread suddenly received new life. got sorta creepy. Interesting.


FTFY.
 
2013-01-06 04:14:44 PM  

AntonChigger: Occam's Disposable Razor: jaytkay: UlandaUnicorn: Me. Loves to fark.

Dear Fark Admins

That is not a DDoS attack,it's just people clicking on UlandaUnicorn's profile page.

Signed,
The Internet

Yeah, a slow thread suddenly received new life. got sorta creepy. Interesting.

FTFY.


After seeing the comment just above yours, yes, you're dead on by FTFM.
 
2013-01-06 04:17:11 PM  

Oh_Enough_Already: Theaetetus:

About time that they charged one with something approaching reasonable, rather than trying to overcharge with "forcible rape of a minor by force with force and stuff" like they usually do.

[images.wikia.com image 500x224]
Really?

Almost without exception women who have sex with minors NEVER get charged with the same level of crimes men do - "indecent liberties, contributing to the delinquency of a minor, abuse of power, etc, etc, etc.

Do they keep a list of these namby-pamby kid-glove charges on the books just for females who do this?

A man would have been charged with sexual assault, rape, rape in the 7th degree, conspiracy to commit rape, Rape III: The Search for Rape, treason, rape without a license, legal rape, illegal rape, vote fraud, legitimate rape, illegitimate rape, and littering.


So... rather than being upset that they overcharge men, you're whining about the fact that they charged her properly? Maybe you need to stop farking, step away from the computer, and think about your sense of perspective or lack thereof.
 
2013-01-06 04:17:39 PM  

Mr.Hawk: UlandaUnicorn: FunkOut: AntonChigger: UlandaUnicorn: I also agree there shouldn't be a double standard. However, I had great sex with a substitute teacher on more than one occasion in high school and didn't feel 'coerced' or like I was a victim. I was a horny teenage girl who wanted a piece of older hot guy ass. Maybe I would feel different if they were having a relationship and not just boning. Cheating on your spouse is totally not cool though. I can totally understand losing your job over this, but being marked a sexual predator for 100 percent consensual sex? That's wrong, whether you are a male or female

/isn't age of consent like 16?

A farker actually having sex with a teacher? I call bullshiat

People with computers never had sex. Cool kids drive Camaros and play football.

Me. Loves to fark.
[i239.photobucket.com image 530x530]

How YOU doin?


Out of the way, you! Hey, Miss! HOW YOU DOIN????
 
2013-01-06 04:21:15 PM  

UlandaUnicorn: jaytkay: UlandaUnicorn: Me. Loves to fark.

Dear Fark Admins

That is not a DDoS attack,it's just people clicking on UlandaUnicorn's profile page.

Signed,
The Internet

You will be disappointed. I haven't added anything yet. I'll get on that.


bored, working, looks around interwebs after seeing first pic of Ulanda Unicorn... Yup out of my league. dammit!
 
2013-01-06 04:22:57 PM  
O_o
 
2013-01-06 04:23:02 PM  

Stinkyy: Mr.Hawk: UlandaUnicorn: FunkOut: AntonChigger: UlandaUnicorn: I also agree there shouldn't be a double standard. However, I had great sex with a substitute teacher on more than one occasion in high school and didn't feel 'coerced' or like I was a victim. I was a horny teenage girl who wanted a piece of older hot guy ass. Maybe I would feel different if they were having a relationship and not just boning. Cheating on your spouse is totally not cool though. I can totally understand losing your job over this, but being marked a sexual predator for 100 percent consensual sex? That's wrong, whether you are a male or female

/isn't age of consent like 16?

A farker actually having sex with a teacher? I call bullshiat

People with computers never had sex. Cool kids drive Camaros and play football.

Me. Loves to fark.
[i239.photobucket.com image 530x530]

How YOU doin?

Out of the way, you! Hey, Miss! HOW YOU DOIN????


Added a pic to my profile. Hate to break it to you gents but I am a mommy of two and wife to an awesome man. And happy, guess that should be said.
 
2013-01-06 04:24:55 PM  
bored, working, looks around interwebs after seeing first pic of Ulanda Unicorn... Yup out of my league. dammit!

Doubt it, I've seen a similar specimen's marriage get broken up by an overweight nerdy virgin 12 years senior to the shallow young miss.
 
2013-01-06 04:25:08 PM  

UlandaUnicorn: Stinkyy: Mr.Hawk: UlandaUnicorn: FunkOut: AntonChigger: UlandaUnicorn: I also agree there shouldn't be a double standard. However, I had great sex with a substitute teacher on more than one occasion in high school and didn't feel 'coerced' or like I was a victim. I was a horny teenage girl who wanted a piece of older hot guy ass. Maybe I would feel different if they were having a relationship and not just boning. Cheating on your spouse is totally not cool though. I can totally understand losing your job over this, but being marked a sexual predator for 100 percent consensual sex? That's wrong, whether you are a male or female

/isn't age of consent like 16?

A farker actually having sex with a teacher? I call bullshiat

People with computers never had sex. Cool kids drive Camaros and play football.

Me. Loves to fark.
[i239.photobucket.com image 530x530]

How YOU doin?

Out of the way, you! Hey, Miss! HOW YOU DOIN????

Added a pic to my profile. Hate to break it to you gents but I am a mommy of two and wife to an awesome man. And happy, guess that should be said.


Wait.. this sounds a little familiar...
 
2013-01-06 04:27:13 PM  

UlandaUnicorn: Stinkyy: Mr.Hawk: UlandaUnicorn: FunkOut: AntonChigger: UlandaUnicorn: I also agree there shouldn't be a double standard. However, I had great sex with a substitute teacher on more than one occasion in high school and didn't feel 'coerced' or like I was a victim. I was a horny teenage girl who wanted a piece of older hot guy ass. Maybe I would feel different if they were having a relationship and not just boning. Cheating on your spouse is totally not cool though. I can totally understand losing your job over this, but being marked a sexual predator for 100 percent consensual sex? That's wrong, whether you are a male or female

/isn't age of consent like 16?

A farker actually having sex with a teacher? I call bullshiat

People with computers never had sex. Cool kids drive Camaros and play football.

Me. Loves to fark.
[i239.photobucket.com image 530x530]

How YOU doin?

Out of the way, you! Hey, Miss! HOW YOU DOIN????

Added a pic to my profile. Hate to break it to you gents but I am a mommy of two and wife to an awesome man. And happy, guess that should be said.


so was the school teacher remember?
 
2013-01-06 04:27:28 PM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: UlandaUnicorn: jaytkay: UlandaUnicorn: Me. Loves to fark.

Dear Fark Admins

That is not a DDoS attack,it's just people clicking on UlandaUnicorn's profile page.

Signed,
The Internet

You will be disappointed. I haven't added anything yet. I'll get on that.

bored, working, looks around interwebs after seeing first pic of Ulanda Unicorn... Yup out of my league. dammit!


If you are referring to looks, it's nothing special. I would rather be out of a league because I have a brain, or being hygienic.
/from a small town, hygiene is not in most people's priority list
 
2013-01-06 04:29:51 PM  
An AW is born. Thread needs a badge.
 
2013-01-06 04:31:45 PM  

Theaetetus: 3) From her Myspace page: I finally bit the bullet and joined because past students as well as friends and family have been begging me. I was beginning to feel like the only person left that did not have a myspace account.


Jesus how old is that account? all i've seen on myspace is music accounts or wiggers.

her myspace photo does look better than her booking shot. she doesn't look to happy in that one.
 
2013-01-06 04:32:20 PM  

UlandaUnicorn: I am a mommy of two and wife to an awesome man. And happy, guess that should be said.


You know who else is a mommy of two and wife to an awesome man?
 
2013-01-06 04:32:40 PM  

UlandaUnicorn: Representative of the unwashed masses: UlandaUnicorn: jaytkay: UlandaUnicorn: Me. Loves to fark.

Dear Fark Admins

That is not a DDoS attack,it's just people clicking on UlandaUnicorn's profile page.

Signed,
The Internet

You will be disappointed. I haven't added anything yet. I'll get on that.

bored, working, looks around interwebs after seeing first pic of Ulanda Unicorn... Yup out of my league. dammit!

If you are referring to looks, it's nothing special. I would rather be out of a league because I have a brain, or being hygienic.
/from a small town, hygiene is not in most people's priority list


Well judging by the bell curve of women I have been with you'd be somewhere around 95th percentile so take that for what it's worth. Hell just by having the regular number of limbs and all the common facial features you're way past the average date of a FARKER
 
2013-01-06 04:35:45 PM  

CarnySaur: Warrant says female teacher and student admitted intimate relationship


Slaughter was unavailable for comment.

www.glamrock.com
 
2013-01-06 04:37:32 PM  

Oh_Enough_Already: A man would have been charged with sexual assault, rape, rape in the 7th degree, conspiracy to commit rape, Rape III: The Search for Rape, treason, rape without a license, legal rape, illegal rape, vote fraud, legitimate rape, illegitimate rape, and littering.


You forgot Rape II: Electric Buggery and Rape-rape.
 
2013-01-06 04:40:36 PM  

UlandaUnicorn: FunkOut: AntonChigger: UlandaUnicorn: I also agree there shouldn't be a double standard. However, I had great sex with a substitute teacher on more than one occasion in high school and didn't feel 'coerced' or like I was a victim. I was a horny teenage girl who wanted a piece of older hot guy ass. Maybe I would feel different if they were having a relationship and not just boning. Cheating on your spouse is totally not cool though. I can totally understand losing your job over this, but being marked a sexual predator for 100 percent consensual sex? That's wrong, whether you are a male or female

/isn't age of consent like 16?

A farker actually having sex with a teacher? I call bullshiat

People with computers never had sex. Cool kids drive Camaros and play football.

Me. Loves to fark.


You need to change your Fark profile pic to this. Outstanding.
 
2013-01-06 04:44:01 PM  

UlandaUnicorn: You mean people will buy me stuff? Is there a term for this type of internet whoring, just so I know what to Google?


site:fark.com "GD"
 
2013-01-06 04:44:29 PM  

DerPups: UlandaUnicorn: Stinkyy: Mr.Hawk: UlandaUnicorn: FunkOut: AntonChigger: UlandaUnicorn: I also agree there shouldn't be a double standard. However, I had great sex with a substitute teacher on more than one occasion in high school and didn't feel 'coerced' or like I was a victim. I was a horny teenage girl who wanted a piece of older hot guy ass. Maybe I would feel different if they were having a relationship and not just boning. Cheating on your spouse is totally not cool though. I can totally understand losing your job over this, but being marked a sexual predator for 100 percent consensual sex? That's wrong, whether you are a male or female

/isn't age of consent like 16?

A farker actually having sex with a teacher? I call bullshiat

People with computers never had sex. Cool kids drive Camaros and play football.

Me. Loves to fark.
[i239.photobucket.com image 530x530]

How YOU doin?

Out of the way, you! Hey, Miss! HOW YOU DOIN????

Added a pic to my profile. Hate to break it to you gents but I am a mommy of two and wife to an awesome man. And happy, guess that should be said.

so was the school teacher remember?


True. I suppose I should have also put the whole 'true love blah blah his eyes and mine etc' but I get your point.
 
2013-01-06 04:44:50 PM  
Oh boy, the birth of Grable's Daughter v.2
 
2013-01-06 04:47:22 PM  

Oh_Enough_Already: Theaetetus:

About time that they charged one with something approaching reasonable, rather than trying to overcharge with "forcible rape of a minor by force with force and stuff" like they usually do.


Really?

Almost without exception women who have sex with minors NEVER get charged with the same level of crimes men do - "indecent liberties, contributing to the delinquency of a minor, abuse of power, etc, etc, etc.

Do they keep a list of these namby-pamby kid-glove charges on the books just for females who do this?

A man would have been charged with sexual assault, rape, rape in the 7th degree, conspiracy to commit rape, Rape III: The Search for Rape, treason, rape without a license, legal rape, illegal rape, vote fraud, legitimate rape, illegitimate rape, and littering.


You
Made
Me
Chuckle
 
2013-01-06 04:49:07 PM  

Oh_Enough_Already: A man would have been charged with sexual assault, rape, rape in the 7th degree, conspiracy to commit rape, Rape III: The Search for Rape, treason, rape without a license, legal rape, illegal rape, vote fraud, legitimate rape, illegitimate rape, and littering.


Worth the trip.  Cheers.
 
2013-01-06 04:57:27 PM  
On the right sidebar was another story about a cheerleading coach being busted for farking a student, also. No one noticed that? it's a woman, but it didn't say what sex the student was.
 
2013-01-06 05:04:38 PM  
*grabs the popcorn* This is gonna get good
 
2013-01-06 05:05:02 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-06 05:05:54 PM  

MoonPirate: The law enforcement agency is "FAPD"

/I fapd


Came for this, leaving satisfied.

/Not THAT kind of satisfied, ya perv.
 
2013-01-06 05:06:57 PM  
Looks kind of like my ex... that turned out to be married.

/figures.
 
2013-01-06 05:09:56 PM  

Oh_Enough_Already: A man would have been charged with sexual assault, rape, rape in the 7th degree, conspiracy to commit rape, Rape III: The Search for Rape, treason, rape without a license, legal rape, illegal rape, vote fraud, legitimate rape, illegitimate rape, and littering.


im.videosearch.rediff.com
Approve.
 
2013-01-06 05:10:48 PM  

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2013-01-06 05:10:57 PM  

rushthatspeaks: I know full and well what I did, as does everyone else I know. It's not a secret. Year out of highschool? I assume you think this because I'm not some over tanned bimbo who cakes shiat on their face daily. I am 26, with a 2 year old and a 4 month old. May will be our 7 year anniversary. How does he feel? Well, he's never complained, seeing as how he boned his English teacher in high sc ...

So blowing it off like it's no big deal makes it okay? Wrong. And your current husband did the same thing? So you're both scummy white trash and are made for each other? How is THAT better? You got farking married at age 21? How is THAT okay? So big farking deal you're still with him, you're both white trash scumbags then. You don't seem to feel the least bit bad. Got news for you, you are a BAD person and partof the problem with this world. I feel very bad for your kids to have a whore foe a mother, that appsrently doesn't care about potentially ruining some one's life for booty. farking scourge.


6/10.
 
2013-01-06 05:12:19 PM  

Gone In 26 Minutes: Oh boy, the birth of Grable's Daughter v.2


Another twunt going on the ignore list.
 
2013-01-06 05:12:45 PM  

rushthatspeaks: I know full and well what I did, as does everyone else I know. It's not a secret. Year out of highschool? I assume you think this because I'm not some over tanned bimbo who cakes shiat on their face daily. I am 26, with a 2 year old and a 4 month old. May will be our 7 year anniversary. How does he feel? Well, he's never complained, seeing as how he boned his English teacher in high sc ...

So blowing it off like it's no big deal makes it okay? Wrong. And your current husband did the same thing? So you're both scummy white trash and are made for each other? How is THAT better? You got farking married at age 21? How is THAT okay? So big farking deal you're still with him, you're both white trash scumbags then. You don't seem to feel the least bit bad. Got news for you, you are a BAD person and partof the problem with this world. I feel very bad for your kids to have a whore foe a mother, that appsrently doesn't care about potentially ruining some one's life for booty. farking scourge.


hmm 26-7=21?. rushthatspeaks, would you like to borrow my calculator, looks like higher maths is not your strong suit.
 
2013-01-06 05:13:33 PM  

airplane_mech2: *grabs the popcorn* This is gonna get good


Nah man, I 'm done. Normally I never even go back and check for responses. This one time I do was very disappointing. Every one is in denial, especially chicks. I should have known she'd say anything but, "I screwed up and shouldn't have done it. Nah why say that? THAT would be the right thing to say.
 
2013-01-06 05:15:14 PM  
I would just like to take a moment to thank subby for linking to an article that actually had a hot woman in it after describing her as hot in the tagline.

It's such a rarity these days.
 
2013-01-06 05:16:14 PM  

Samuel Beale's Ghost: rushthatspeaks: I know full and well what I did, as does everyone else I know. It's not a secret. Year out of highschool? I assume you think this because I'm not some over tanned bimbo who cakes shiat on their face daily. I am 26, with a 2 year old and a 4 month old. May will be our 7 year anniversary. How does he feel? Well, he's never complained, seeing as how he boned his English teacher in high sc ...

So blowing it off like it's no big deal makes it okay? Wrong. And your current husband did the same thing? So you're both scummy white trash and are made for each other? How is THAT better? You got farking married at age 21? How is THAT okay? So big farking deal you're still with him, you're both white trash scumbags then. You don't seem to feel the least bit bad. Got news for you, you are a BAD person and partof the problem with this world. I feel very bad for your kids to have a whore foe a mother, that appsrently doesn't care about potentially ruining some one's life for booty. farking scourge.

hmm 26-7=21?. rushthatspeaks, would you like to borrow my calculator, looks like higher maths is not your strong suit.


It clearly isn't but you corrected me, keep your calculator and thank you.
 
2013-01-06 05:17:44 PM  
"According to investigators, Wentzky allegedly engaged in sexual intercourse with a 17-year-old male student..."

www.soundstagedirect.com

/hairband trifecta complete
 
2013-01-06 05:23:42 PM  

Oh_Enough_Already:
A man would have been charged with sexual assault, rape, rape in the 7th degree, conspiracy to commit rape, Rape III: The Search for Rape, treason, rape without a license, legal rape, illegal rape, vote fraud, legitimate rape, illegitimate rape, and littering.


You said rape a lot of times.
 
2013-01-06 05:30:53 PM  

Krymson Tyde: Centerpoint: Krymson Tyde: Are there tweeted nekkid pictures?

pic of the 17 year old boy or was it a girl?

The teacher.


S/B would like to see a pic of the 17 year old boy...Hoping it's better than the last teacher's double mistake! He was a THUG!
 
2013-01-06 05:33:58 PM  

Kiwimann: I would just like to take a moment to thank subby for linking to an article that actually had a hot woman in it after describing her as hot in the tagline.

It's such a rarity these days.


Especially after all the British newspaper "hotties" that had been proclaimed.
 
2013-01-06 05:37:01 PM  
You and the husband were both farking the teachers in HS? What a lovely story you can share with the kids someday. Sorry, that is pretty pathetic. You seem proud tho, good on ya.
 
2013-01-06 05:37:16 PM  

UlandaUnicorn: FunkOut: AntonChigger: UlandaUnicorn: I also agree there shouldn't be a double standard. However, I had great sex with a substitute teacher on more than one occasion in high school and didn't feel 'coerced' or like I was a victim. I was a horny teenage girl who wanted a piece of older hot guy ass. Maybe I would feel different if they were having a relationship and not just boning. Cheating on your spouse is totally not cool though. I can totally understand losing your job over this, but being marked a sexual predator for 100 percent consensual sex? That's wrong, whether you are a male or female

/isn't age of consent like 16?

A farker actually having sex with a teacher? I call bullshiat

People with computers never had sex. Cool kids drive Camaros and play football.

Me. Loves to fark.
[i239.photobucket.com image 530x530]


Well, aren't you the sexy witch?

/How YOU doin'?
 
2013-01-06 05:48:36 PM  
So no one else noticed how banged up and out of line this chick's face is?
 
2013-01-06 05:49:32 PM  
She's only 70.
 
2013-01-06 05:57:42 PM  
Wow, that escalated quickly.
 
2013-01-06 05:58:14 PM  

Toddicusrex: So no one else noticed how banged up and out of line this chick's face is?


The teacher or the skank?
 
2013-01-06 05:59:47 PM  

InflamedGonads: Forget the teacher, look at the police woman hotty at about 1:20 of the video.


THIS.

/keep the uniform on...
 
2013-01-06 06:04:28 PM  

roadpuppets: Toddicusrex: So no one else noticed how banged up and out of line this chick's face is?

The teacher or the skank?


Was wondering the same thing. The skank who farked her sub just has poor nutrition from being Oklahoma trash, and needs dental insurance like a RESPONSIBLE parent would have. The teacher probaly got punched by one of her fifty boyfriends.
 
2013-01-06 06:05:14 PM  

rushthatspeaks: And you being so obtuse about it makes it so much worse. farking useless waste of sperm. Give you kids my condolences. You WANT this to be trolling but this is something the rest of the posters here should be doing as well. Peopke lije you never change. Married or not, you're going to fark up again, I wish I could be there to see it. As far as subs being clise to the student's age, no farking excuse still could have ruined some one's life. Think about it before resorting to the same old "troll" defense to try and make me look like tge bad guy. Shameless coont.


Dude, just stop. The more you prattle on, the more like a self important, self righteous dickbag you sound like.

Let me ask YOU something; I'm a guy. When I was about the same age, 16, I banged a student teacher in my high school. Not once, not twice, but a whole hellava lot. School property, her place, my place, anyplace. Now, if you heard, from a guy over a beer, that at 16 he was knocking knees with a woman of 25, you'd give him a high five. This woman, she basically offered her experience, her opinion, and you're jumping on her and being an insulting twat. Why? Because it was a female who did the same shiat? A guy does it, "High five, motherfarker!" A girl does it? "OMFG ur a whore ur kids ur husband blah blah blah I'm t3h moral polize!"

And BTW, unlike this woman you're basically being a coont to, I'm not apologizing for things I did back then. shiat, I still high five anyone who wants to. Woman was damned fine.

TL;DR, lighten up, Francis.
 
2013-01-06 06:07:21 PM  
Ulanda and Rush both registered within a month of each other. Sock puppets screaming at each other. Hopefully someone comes to her rescue.
 
2013-01-06 06:08:52 PM  

Oh_Enough_Already: Theaetetus:

About time that they charged one with something approaching reasonable, rather than trying to overcharge with "forcible rape of a minor by force with force and stuff" like they usually do.

[images.wikia.com image 500x224]
Really?

Almost without exception women who have sex with minors NEVER get charged with the same level of crimes men do - "indecent liberties, contributing to the delinquency of a minor, abuse of power, etc, etc, etc.

Do they keep a list of these namby-pamby kid-glove charges on the books just for females who do this?

A man would have been charged with sexual assault, rape, rape in the 7th degree, conspiracy to commit rape, Rape III: The Search for Rape, treason, rape without a license, legal rape, illegal rape, vote fraud, legitimate rape, illegitimate rape, and littering.


I think you forgot rape, rape, rape, spam, rape, spam.

/maybe because spams off?
// who would of thought spam would be off?
 
2013-01-06 06:10:05 PM  

AntonChigger: UlandaUnicorn: I also agree there shouldn't be a double standard. However, I had great sex with a substitute teacher on more than one occasion in high school and didn't feel 'coerced' or like I was a victim. I was a horny teenage girl who wanted a piece of older hot guy ass. Maybe I would feel different if they were having a relationship and not just boning. Cheating on your spouse is totally not cool though. I can totally understand losing your job over this, but being marked a sexual predator for 100 percent consensual sex? That's wrong, whether you are a male or female

/isn't age of consent like 16?

A farker actually having sex with a teacher? I call bullshiat


That's why a farker had sex with a teacher...im calling BS on the female part everyone know there are only 3 farkettes on fark...
 
2013-01-06 06:14:59 PM  
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2013-01-06 06:15:36 PM  
I hate you preview button.
 
2013-01-06 06:16:00 PM  
 
2013-01-06 06:16:07 PM  

unchellmatt: rushthatspeaks: And you being so obtuse about it makes it so much worse. farking useless waste of sperm. Give you kids my condolences. You WANT this to be trolling but this is something the rest of the posters here should be doing as well. Peopke lije you never change. Married or not, you're going to fark up again, I wish I could be there to see it. As far as subs being clise to the student's age, no farking excuse still could have ruined some one's life. Think about it before resorting to the same old "troll" defense to try and make me look like tge bad guy. Shameless coont.

Dude, just stop. The more you prattle on, the more like a self important, self righteous dickbag you sound like.

Let me ask YOU something; I'm a guy. When I was about the same age, 16, I banged a student teacher in my high school. Not once, not twice, but a whole hellava lot. School property, her place, my place, anyplace. Now, if you heard, from a guy over a beer, that at 16 he was knocking knees with a woman of 25, you'd give him a high five. This woman, she basically offered her experience, her opinion, and you're jumping on her and being an insulting twat. Why? Because it was a female who did the same shiat? A guy does it, "High five, motherfarker!" A girl does it? "OMFG ur a whore ur kids ur husband blah blah blah I'm t3h moral polize!"

And BTW, unlike this woman you're basically being a coont to, I'm not apologizing for things I did back then. shiat, I still high five anyone who wants to. Woman was damned fine.

TL;DR, lighten up, Francis.


No difference you're a farking scumbag just like her. I wouldn't high five anyone for being that selfish. I only high five people for doing good things. Not acts that have the potential to ruin multiple lives. I don't discriminate by sex when it comes to calling some one out.

It's just a shame you assholes don't care about the long term implications if the situation was discovered by the wrong parties. THAT is what a good person would consider, young or not. Clearly you're not a good person either. I just hope you don't have children like the skank.
 
2013-01-06 06:16:09 PM  

NeuralSpike: Oh_Enough_Already: Theaetetus:

About time that they charged one with something approaching reasonable, rather than trying to overcharge with "forcible rape of a minor by force with force and stuff" like they usually do.

[images.wikia.com image 500x224]
Really?

Almost without exception women who have sex with minors NEVER get charged with the same level of crimes men do - "indecent liberties, contributing to the delinquency of a minor, abuse of power, etc, etc, etc.

Do they keep a list of these namby-pamby kid-glove charges on the books just for females who do this?

A man would have been charged with sexual assault, rape, rape in the 7th degree, conspiracy to commit rape, Rape III: The Search for Rape, treason, rape without a license, legal rape, illegal rape, vote fraud, legitimate rape, illegitimate rape, and littering.

I think you forgot rape, rape, rape, spam, rape, spam.

/maybe because spams off?
// who would of thought spam would be off?


u must REALLY like rape!!
 
2013-01-06 06:25:58 PM  

Champion of the Sun: Ulanda and Rush both registered within a month of each other. Sock puppets screaming at each other. Hopefully someone comes to her rescue.


Her rescue huh... you want to be her white knight? Sad. Good luck. I should praise her right? Then go destroy my liver like the rest of you sorry sods.
 
2013-01-06 06:34:57 PM  

Gleeman: Oh_Enough_Already: A man would have been charged with sexual assault, rape, rape in the 7th degree, conspiracy to commit rape, Rape III: The Search for Rape, treason, rape without a license, legal rape, illegal rape, vote fraud, legitimate rape, illegitimate rape, and littering.

[im.videosearch.rediff.com image 320x240]
Approve.


=========

And, contrary to the laws of the territory, cheating at cards.
 
2013-01-06 06:37:01 PM  

rushthatspeaks: Please don't act like you don't deserve this scrutiny. You farked up and now you're acting lime it was okay. And as far as being married well you appear to be what a year out of high school? Two kids already and happily married? I doubt it. More like you couldn't keep your skanky legs closed now you have two mistakes and HAD to get married. Please you're a farking mess and can't be trusted. How does your husband feel about you being a whore? Or does he even know this happened?


What are you, 12?

Reality check: People have sex, including women. That doesn't make them skanks or whores or dirty or filthy. It makes them human.

I'm sorry that your life is terribly boring, but dumping your self-loathing on others isn't going to improve it.
 
2013-01-06 06:39:03 PM  

UlandaUnicorn: Maybe you're right- the way to get someone to see your point of view is to be a slobbering angry at the world troll. But I think not. Don't have a coronary, old man. I mean, sex with a sub 9 years ago is exactly the problem with the world today, and a skank certainly doesn't deserve forgiveness or redemption from what I get from your point of view. I should cry and cut myself at night over what I did, right?


If you click on someone's profile, you'll find a button that says "Ignore." Click it and they go away.

Cheers.
 
2013-01-06 06:41:50 PM  

shoegaze99: Reality check: People have sex, including women.


Many married farkers would add the caveat that women do have sex, just not with them.
 
2013-01-06 06:41:53 PM  
Snip.

Dude, you need to seriously chill out. Stories of teachers banging their students have been happening since long before now. UlandaUnicorn was with her teacher AT LEAST 8 years ago, well before all the teacher sex scandals we've been dealing with, and it sounds like everyone involved knew precisely what was going on.

Hell, 11 years ago the rumor going around was one of the girls in my graduating class was KNOCKED UP by our football coach. He was young, hot, and all the athletic girls wanted to break a piece of that off. You know for a fact that there were a number of high school, or middle school teachers you had given your left nut for, and if you deny it, then we all know that you are little better than the troll you've been accused of being. Every farking day we are forced to deal with comments that are little better than severely misogynistic nonsense, and when it's thrown back, you freak out and accuse someone of being little better than a whore. You farking hypocrite.

Seriously, chill out.
 
2013-01-06 06:43:21 PM  
rushthatspeaks While I agree that having sex with a teacher can at the very least jeopardize that teacher's career, I think it's a bit much to expect an adolescent to have the good judgement that an adult (presumably you?) has about these matters. Maybe you are justified in criticizing her about publishing this information now, when she is married and has children. But I think you're coming down a little too harshly on the student and not at all on the teacher, when referring to her high school escapades.
 
2013-01-06 06:43:54 PM  

rushthatspeaks: unchellmatt: rushthatspeaks: And you being so obtuse about it makes it so much worse. farking useless waste of sperm. Give you kids my condolences. You WANT this to be trolling but this is something the rest of the posters here should be doing as well. Peopke lije you never change. Married or not, you're going to fark up again, I wish I could be there to see it. As far as subs being clise to the student's age, no farking excuse still could have ruined some one's life. Think about it before resorting to the same old "troll" defense to try and make me look like tge bad guy. Shameless coont.

Dude, just stop. The more you prattle on, the more like a self important, self righteous dickbag you sound like.

Let me ask YOU something; I'm a guy. When I was about the same age, 16, I banged a student teacher in my high school. Not once, not twice, but a whole hellava lot. School property, her place, my place, anyplace. Now, if you heard, from a guy over a beer, that at 16 he was knocking knees with a woman of 25, you'd give him a high five. This woman, she basically offered her experience, her opinion, and you're jumping on her and being an insulting twat. Why? Because it was a female who did the same shiat? A guy does it, "High five, motherfarker!" A girl does it? "OMFG ur a whore ur kids ur husband blah blah blah I'm t3h moral polize!"

And BTW, unlike this woman you're basically being a coont to, I'm not apologizing for things I did back then. shiat, I still high five anyone who wants to. Woman was damned fine.

TL;DR, lighten up, Francis.

No difference you're a farking scumbag just like her. I wouldn't high five anyone for being that selfish. I only high five people for doing good things. Not acts that have the potential to ruin multiple lives. I don't discriminate by sex when it comes to calling some one out.

It's just a shame you assholes don't care about the long term implications if the situation was discovered by the wrong parties. THAT is what a good person would ...


So my comment was directed at this self righteous troll. Chill out, dude.
 
2013-01-06 06:45:34 PM  
Also, rushthatspeaks, most major dental insurance companies don't cover adult orthodontics.
 
2013-01-06 06:46:47 PM  

farkplug: While I agree that having sex with a teacher can at the very least jeopardize that teacher's career, I think it's a bit much to expect an adolescent to have the good judgement that an adult (presumably you?) has about these matters.


Eh. Even if you do expect that kind of judgement, it's the teacher's responsibility to be mindful of his/her career, no one else's.
 
2013-01-06 06:47:11 PM  

UlandaUnicorn: FunkOut: AntonChigger: UlandaUnicorn: I also agree there shouldn't be a double standard. However, I had great sex with a substitute teacher on more than one occasion in high school and didn't feel 'coerced' or like I was a victim. I was a horny teenage girl who wanted a piece of older hot guy ass. Maybe I would feel different if they were having a relationship and not just boning. Cheating on your spouse is totally not cool though. I can totally understand losing your job over this, but being marked a sexual predator for 100 percent consensual sex? That's wrong, whether you are a male or female

/isn't age of consent like 16?

A farker actually having sex with a teacher? I call bullshiat

People with computers never had sex. Cool kids drive Camaros and play football.

Me. Loves to fark.
[i239.photobucket.com image 530x530]


If you are ever in Chicago and need a boning....
 
2013-01-06 06:49:04 PM  
Ooop. Forgot to add this:


:-D
 
2013-01-06 06:49:25 PM  

Oh_Enough_Already: [i.imgur.com image 850x1184]


barefoot and pregnant at home, right?
 
2013-01-06 06:52:55 PM  
Umm. Sex with students is bad. m'kay?

Despite at least two farkers in this thread saying that they experienced this, they were still children at the time, so I don't blame them, I blame the adult.
We have the little play areas we call schools to teach kids about the world in a safe environment. That's why this crime is so disturbing, despite the gender stereotyping on display here.
 
2013-01-06 06:55:38 PM  
Great. We have an AW to take the place of the old one.

/not great
 
2013-01-06 06:58:15 PM  
shoegaze99:farkplug: While I agree that having sex with a teacher can at the very least jeopardize that teacher's career, I think it's a bit much to expect an adolescent to have the good judgement that an adult (presumably you?) has about these matters.
- - -

Eh. Even if you do expect that kind of judgement, it's the teacher's responsibility to be mindful of his/her career, no one else's.


Exactly. There was not an iota of vitriol directed at the teacher(s?) in question.
 
2013-01-06 06:59:02 PM  

WTFDYW: Great. We have an AW to take the place of the old one.

/not great


I'm more disturbed by the fact that GD has her very own AW website.
 
2013-01-06 07:09:43 PM  

Forgot My Damn Password Again!: WTFDYW: Great. We have an AW to take the place of the old one.

/not great

I'm more disturbed by the fact that GD has her very own AW website.


I'm sure she has her followers. God help you if you called her on her BS.
 
2013-01-06 07:32:51 PM  

Forgot My Damn Password Again!: I'm more disturbed by the fact that GD has her very own AW website.


Why the hate?

I like GD. Great to look at. She's funny and smart enough. Morans subsidize my GD habit. Doesn't cost me a dime.
 
2013-01-06 07:35:12 PM  
DAMMIT I WENT TO THE WRONG SCHOOLS!!!!
 
2013-01-06 07:38:55 PM  

jaytkay: Forgot My Damn Password Again!: I'm more disturbed by the fact that GD has her very own AW website.

Why the hate?

I like GD. Great to look at. She's funny and smart enough. Morans subsidize my GD habit. Doesn't cost me a dime.


I don't like women that are only on the internet to giggle, flirt, and give hope to a legion of men behind their computers. Most of us grew out of that behavior when we left college, if not sooner.

I also find that she rarely has anything to add to a conversation.
 
2013-01-06 07:43:23 PM  

Forgot My Damn Password Again!: I don't like women that are only on the internet to giggle, flirt, and give hope to a legion of men behind their computers./i>

Well gee, I am glad you reserve your appreciation for the vast majority of us on Fark who are on the Internet to enlighten humanity with our wisdom and save orphans from fires.

 
2013-01-06 07:59:21 PM  
and this is now the slampig appreciation thread.
 
2013-01-06 08:00:39 PM  
How do you all know she wasn't happily married? There are plenty of marriages out there that include other people of interest to come have shared sexy time with a spouse. Mine for example. Hubby loves the very idea that another man is banging his wife. It's a mind game and it satisfies both of our needs for adventure. We are extremely happily married...to each other. But we enjoy the inclusion of other activities. Be assured however...I am not endorsing any sort of activity that includes anyone under 18. Midgets? Yes. But no minors. ;)
 
2013-01-06 08:01:50 PM  
You people are all forgetting the teachings of our Lord and Savior:

2.bp.blogspot.com

Frankly, I find it shameful.
 
2013-01-06 08:03:27 PM  

jaytkay: Forgot My Damn Password Again!: I don't like women that are only on the internet to giggle, flirt, and give hope to a legion of men behind their computers./i>

Well gee, I am glad you reserve your appreciation for the vast majority of us on Fark who are on the Internet to enlighten humanity with our wisdom and save orphans from fires.


I'm just glad I discovered you people in college. I also kinda liked LBJ better. She was less annoying that way.
 
2013-01-06 08:18:49 PM  

FunkOut: I think these teachers are more concerned that they are now one of the cool sexy girls in high school and it gives them a big boost to their self esteem that high school boys want them now..but they're the teacher and not a student and they should grow up.


It always comes back to seeking attention.  But what I dont understand is; often times these women are plenty attractive enough to get attention (and sex) from men their own age, but they choose immature young men.  I suspect their is a control factor at play.
 
2013-01-06 08:22:09 PM  

rushthatspeaks: airplane_mech2: *grabs the popcorn* This is gonna get good

Nah man, I 'm done. Normally I never even go back and check for responses. This one time I do was very disappointing. Every one is in denial, especially chicks. I should have known she'd say anything but, "I screwed up and shouldn't have done it. Nah why say that? THAT would be the right thing to say.


Of course you don't go back and look. It takes balls to read someone's response to your drive by biatching.
 
2013-01-06 08:22:15 PM  

Gone In 26 Minutes: Oh boy, the birth of Grable's Daughter v.2


Came here to say this.
 
2013-01-06 08:33:23 PM  

Forgot My Damn Password Again!: WTFDYW: Great. We have an AW to take the place of the old one.

/not great

I'm more disturbed by the fact that GD has her very own AW website.


URL?
 
2013-01-06 08:57:15 PM  

Mock26: Forgot My Damn Password Again!: WTFDYW: Great. We have an AW to take the place of the old one.

/not great

I'm more disturbed by the fact that GD has her very own AW website.

URL?


Was linked earlier in the thread, and I can't believe I've given her TWO pages hits, but here you go: http://janetcoquette.squarespace.com

Thanks to Representative of the unwashed masses for the previous link.
 
2013-01-06 08:58:04 PM  
I disagree with those who believe consensual sex with a minor calls for the book being thrown. No one who thinks that is appropriate remembers what it was like to be 16 or is a total Puritan prude scumbag.

FYI what it's like to be 16 is snorting lines of coke off a hot teacher's pussy is something I might have been interested in.
 
2013-01-06 09:18:08 PM  

dletter: Gone In 26 Minutes: Oh boy, the birth of Grable's Daughter v.2

Came here to say this.


I miss her.  One of the more entertaining Farkers.
 
2013-01-06 09:29:11 PM  

UlandaUnicorn: Stinkyy: Mr.Hawk: UlandaUnicorn: FunkOut: AntonChigger: UlandaUnicorn: I also agree there shouldn't be a double standard. However, I had great sex with a substitute teacher on more than one occasion in high school and didn't feel 'coerced' or like I was a victim. I was a horny teenage girl who wanted a piece of older hot guy ass. Maybe I would feel different if they were having a relationship and not just boning. Cheating on your spouse is totally not cool though. I can totally understand losing your job over this, but being marked a sexual predator for 100 percent consensual sex? That's wrong, whether you are a male or female

/isn't age of consent like 16?

A farker actually having sex with a teacher? I call bullshiat

People with computers never had sex. Cool kids drive Camaros and play football.

Me. Loves to fark.
[i239.photobucket.com image 530x530]

How YOU doin?

Out of the way, you! Hey, Miss! HOW YOU DOIN????

Added a pic to my profile. Hate to break it to you gents but I am a mommy of two and wife to an awesome man. And happy, guess that should be said.


Hehe. ...that's what she said.....
 
2013-01-06 09:49:07 PM  
Headline from The State, our local rag here in Columbia... "Dreher High School honors teacher charged with sexual battery"

Several people in the comments section: "Why are they honoring her?"

Yes, we are that smart down here.
 
2013-01-06 09:50:23 PM  

Asphyxium: I disagree with those who believe consensual sex with a minor calls for the book being thrown. No one who thinks that is appropriate remembers what it was like to be 16 or is a total Puritan prude scumbag.

FYI what it's like to be 16 is snorting lines of coke off a hot teacher's pussy is something I might have been interested in.


I think what most people are saying is that male teachers get farked if this happens yet female teachers get very little punishment in comparison, if they are hot they may just get probation. That doesn't make what they did right by any means and it will fark up some kids mentally so don't act like its harmless, the first girl I farked I thought we would be married in a few years, took me seeing her making out with two different guys to realize shes just a whore. Not to mention her husband who is now ridiculed by men and expected to take her back by women since she was obviously just confused and needed more caring at home.

Its bullshiat since a man in the same situation will be ostracized as the bad man who no doubt manipulated this innocent young female to have sex with him. Any straight man can tell you most women are not the frail creatures they pretend to be and you can bet they instigated the encounters. Hell the people that live across the street from us are getting divorced because he wound up farking this youngish girl he was coaching on the side. He's going to get farked in the divorce and it won't matter one bit that his wife let herself turn into a lard ass that he said was not interested in sex at all any more.

Bottom line is this standard bullshiat of men=evil and women=frail little innocent flower has to go bye-bye.
 
2013-01-06 09:58:00 PM  
Average Fark user: "I'll be the judge of whether she's hot, because she's probably going to be a beast, or barely even 'British hot."

*clicks on link*

"Hey, she's actually hot"
 
2013-01-06 10:06:37 PM  

UlandaUnicorn: and would gladly have you pay to get my teeth fixed by a dentist,


I've been trying to follow this, but what the hell do you think is wrong with your teeth?  It's not like you look British.

I think Americans need to step back from the tooth fixation.  I had braces for three years to correct a slight misalignment of my teeth, and by the time I turned 40 they had moved back to where they wanted to be in the first place.  They were a waste of time and money to fix a problem only the orthodontist could see.
 
2013-01-06 10:32:47 PM  

Lsherm: I think Americans need to step back from the tooth fixation. I had braces for three years to correct a slight misalignment of my teeth, and by the time I turned 40 they had moved back to where they wanted to be in the first place. They were a waste of time and money to fix a problem only the orthodontist could see profit.

 
2013-01-06 11:53:00 PM  

farkplug: Also, rushthatspeaks, most major dental insurance companies don't cover adult orthodontics.


This is true. Wish I grew up wealthy and had a full set of veneers, but it isn't happening anytime soon. I am making damn sure my kids have the opportunity to have braces though.
 
2013-01-07 12:01:11 AM  

Lsherm: UlandaUnicorn: and would gladly have you pay to get my teeth fixed by a dentist,

I've been trying to follow this, but what the hell do you think is wrong with your teeth?  It's not like you look British.

I think Americans need to step back from the tooth fixation.  I had braces for three years to correct a slight misalignment of my teeth, and by the time I turned 40 they had moved back to where they wanted to be in the first place.  They were a waste of time and money to fix a problem only the orthodontist could see.


One of my teeth sticks out more than the others. I am used to it now, but honestly if someone gave me a couple thousand to fix it I would just put the money in my kids college fund. I am too settled now to care what some internet douche thinks of my teeth anymore. When I was 19-21 I would have done awful things to get it fixed if the opportunity arose.
 
2013-01-07 12:01:23 AM  
pianomom:   Hubby loves the very idea that another man is banging his wife. It's a mind game and it satisfies both of our needs for adventure. We are extremely happily married...to each other. But we enjoy the inclusion of other activities.

Rush to ignore list, UU may be next GD or sock puppet with Rush.

4ts > his bunk with visions of what a pianomom might look like
 
2013-01-07 12:14:14 AM  
Tonight was fun. It's been a long time since I've shown face on the web. Learned a lot, like some woman named GD got people to buy her stuff and even made a page to make worshipping her easier, people spew love and hate equally well, probably got on more than a few farker's ignore list, some guy probably killed over and died because I skanked my way though highschool etc. Good times. Lots of memories. I really was hoping more people would have responded with what they thought about sex offendering consensual sex, regardless of male/female, is okay or not. Firing, yes. Sex offender registry still seems harsh.
 
2013-01-07 12:22:09 AM  
And I all of a sudden have quite a bit of friends on FaceBook. Not happening. Go find my old MySpace, it's public. Slam away without fear of reporcussion. Think there is two of them actually.
 
2013-01-07 12:23:11 AM  
*friend requests that is
 
2013-01-07 12:32:15 AM  
I haven't posted anything on here in a long ass time, I usually just laugh at the crazy comments...but yowzas UU got tons of shiat from stating a sexual experience from HS. Maybe RTS had a horrible experience with someone cheating on him?
 
2013-01-07 01:05:41 AM  

Vixen_Pot: I haven't posted anything on here in a long ass time, I usually just laugh at the crazy comments...but yowzas UU got tons of shiat from stating a sexual experience from HS. Maybe RTS had a horrible experience with someone cheating on him?


The vast majority of us Farkers never had any sexual experiences in high school (that involved having another person in the room at any rate), so it's likely that envy plays a part in the response.
 
2013-01-07 01:06:14 AM  
"...with no aggravated force or coercion."

No shiat. Chick like that could kickstart any boychild's puberty.
 
2013-01-07 01:17:44 AM  

UlandaUnicorn: Tonight was fun. It's been a long time since I've shown face on the web. Learned a lot, like some woman named GD got people to buy her stuff and even made a page to make worshipping her easier, people spew love and hate equally well, probably got on more than a few farker's ignore list, some guy probably killed over and died because I skanked my way though highschool etc. Good times. Lots of memories. I really was hoping more people would have responded with what they thought about sex offendering consensual sex, regardless of male/female, is okay or not. Firing, yes. Sex offender registry still seems harsh.


I'll share my tale. When I was 15, I lost my cherry to a 24 year old lady. She was a bartender and a friend of the lady I babysat for. The rest of the story is worthy of Penthouse Forums, but I'll skip that part.

We were together for awhile and then somehow my mother found out. She called the cops and they came and interviewed me. They asked if everything was consensual. I told them it most definitely was. The cops LITERALLY high-fived me as they left and told my mother there was nothing to worry about and that they wished they had my 'problem' when they were 15. Granted, this happened in 1984. I have no doubt things would have turned out differently had it happened today.

All that said, as an adult looking back on everything, I don't feel I was used or abused, nor do I feel I was somehow warped by the relationship, though I have always tended to like older ladies ever since! My wife is 8 years older than I am but we have a very healthy relationship.
 
2013-01-07 01:28:37 AM  

Lord of the Highway: UlandaUnicorn: Tonight was fun. It's been a long time since I've shown face on the web. Learned a lot, like some woman named GD got people to buy her stuff and even made a page to make worshipping her easier, people spew love and hate equally well, probably got on more than a few farker's ignore list, some guy probably killed over and died because I skanked my way though highschool etc. Good times. Lots of memories. I really was hoping more people would have responded with what they thought about sex offendering consensual sex, regardless of male/female, is okay or not. Firing, yes. Sex offender registry still seems harsh.

I'll share my tale. When I was 15, I lost my cherry to a 24 year old lady. She was a bartender and a friend of the lady I babysat for. The rest of the story is worthy of Penthouse Forums, but I'll skip that part.

We were together for awhile and then somehow my mother found out. She called the cops and they came and interviewed me. They asked if everything was consensual. I told them it most definitely was. The cops LITERALLY high-fived me as they left and told my mother there was nothing to worry about and that they wished they had my 'problem' when they were 15. Granted, this happened in 1984. I have no doubt things would have turned out differently had it happened today.

All that said, as an adult looking back on everything, I don't feel I was used or abused, nor do I feel I was somehow warped by the relationship, though I have always tended to like older ladies ever since! My wife is 8 years older than I am but we have a very healthy relationship.


Hubby is older than me too. I always tended to go after older guys afterwards. Less drama. More experience.
 
2013-01-07 02:03:50 AM  

Theaetetus: 2) Columbia Police on Friday charged Kinsley Wentzky, 34, of Forest Acres with sexual battery with a student 16 or 17 years of age with no aggravated force or coercion.

About time that they charged one with something approaching reasonable, rather than trying to overcharge with "forcible rape of a minor by force with force and stuff" like they usually do.


You know battery means "beating," right? Sexual battery without force? Sounds like she didn't even get his pants off.
 
2013-01-07 02:04:08 AM  

UlandaUnicorn: UlandaUnicorn: Less drama. More experience.


Amen, sister.
 
2013-01-07 03:23:01 AM  
There's a reason why the attitudes toward, and charges filed, are often different when the older person is female instead of male. That reason is the asymmetry of male/female relationships.

In simplest terms, pretty much all a woman (teacher or otherwise) has to do to get sex is to stop refusing it. That's how our society, and the highly ritualized hunt we call courtship or seduction, works. Males have to "catch" a female; females simply have to stop running away.

Given the number of teenage boys who are seething masses of hormones, who are sexually experienced (often much more so than their female peers), who collect notches on their bedposts, and who would stop at very little to add a teacher to that collection, especially a hot one, there are going to be some female teachers who stop refusing. It's clearly not right, but it's also clearly not the same thing

For whatever reason, we as a society value promiscuity in males (who are then called studs) but not in females (who are called sluts). In that ritualized hunt, males are admired if they're successful at "catching" females (having lots of sex); females are admired if they're successful at getting away (not having sex).

Consider the appeal of sex with a virgin -- recent auctions being an example. What other activity would one want to do with an inexperienced, probably incompetent, partner? Yet human males seem to have a biological-level drive to do this. Why? My guess is that it's a mark of a successful hunter to catch prey that no other hunter can catch -- that is, to have sex with a female who no other male has had sex with. Whereas when a woman has sex with a male virgin, the attitude is more like "what, would no guy want her or something?" It's a sign of prowess in a male, but incompetence in a female. That's just how we're wired up.

Let's say two people, a man and a woman, each walk into a singles' bar (different ones, obviously, or they'd just end up with each other) and announce "I want to have sex with somebody here." What are the odds that the man will get laid? What are the odds that the woman will get laid? Again, it comes back to the ritualized hunt -- announcing that "I am a hunter" doesn't increase the odds of sex happening, while announcing "I am easy prey" most certainly does.

Of course it's not right. It's the teacher's business to be the adult in the situation, and to refuse any overtures from her students, even oversexed teenage boys looking to carve a teacher-shaped notch in their bedposts. It's part of being a teacher -- and, for that matter, being an adult. But that asymmetry makes it a different act, and the fact that society views it as a different act is recognition of this, not some special favor somehow related to feminism.
 
2013-01-07 03:26:27 AM  

wombatsrus: Interesting MySpace pictures. She certainly liked to hang around ball players.


Chicks dig the long ball.
 
2013-01-07 10:05:08 AM  
Man, where were all these teachers back when I was in high school? No fair!
 
2013-01-07 10:20:26 AM  

NephilimNexus: Man, where were all these teachers back when I was in high school? No fair!


They were there... they just didn't want to have sex with you...
 
2013-01-07 11:40:00 AM  
Yay, successor to Grables Daughter, the Queen is dead, Long live the Queen!
 
2013-01-07 11:54:41 AM  

TrainingWheelsNeeded: Yay, successor to Grables Daughter, the Queen is dead, Long live the Queen!


Nah this one seems cool to me, not asking for anything, just baiting the hell out of the troll in the thread which was amusing. I'm impressed there was another woman on the internet though. Glad to see progress!
 
2013-01-07 01:15:52 PM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: TrainingWheelsNeeded: Yay, successor to Grables Daughter, the Queen is dead, Long live the Queen!

Nah this one seems cool to me, not asking for anything, just baiting the hell out of the troll in the thread which was amusing. I'm impressed there was another woman on the internet though. Glad to see progress!


I wish I was around when the whole GD thing happened. I very very rarely see any lady folks round here. Seems she was good at getting what she wanted. I shouldn't have baited that guy so bad. I have to say I've been called worse and I learned a long time ago that unless someone know me personally, anything said about me, my family, etc is all smoke and hot air. Did mortgage collections for 2.5 years before doing loan originations.

/*shudders* I am never doing collections again
// made bank though- it's incentive based
 
2013-01-07 01:32:00 PM  
My wife has asked me to pick up a pack of those "sexual batteries."

Is that AA or AAA?
 
2013-01-07 02:08:46 PM  
Here's a pic of the Exceptional Children's teacher, Ngum, she is charged with a sex crime involving a student.
wbtv.images.worldnow.com
 
2013-01-07 02:19:01 PM  

TrainingWheelsNeeded: Yay, successor to Grables Daughter, the Queen is dead, Long live the Queen!


Succession is not complete until UU posts silverbikinigirl.jpg
 
2013-01-07 02:19:39 PM  
Goddammitallsofarkingmuch

...This is where I live, and nothing that cool ever happened for me. Lame
 
2013-01-07 03:22:05 PM  

UlandaUnicorn: FunkOut: AntonChigger: UlandaUnicorn: I also agree there shouldn't be a double standard. However, I had great sex with a substitute teacher on more than one occasion in high school and didn't feel 'coerced' or like I was a victim. I was a horny teenage girl who wanted a piece of older hot guy ass. Maybe I would feel different if they were having a relationship and not just boning. Cheating on your spouse is totally not cool though. I can totally understand losing your job over this, but being marked a sexual predator for 100 percent consensual sex? That's wrong, whether you are a male or female

/isn't age of consent like 16?

A farker actually having sex with a teacher? I call bullshiat

People with computers never had sex. Cool kids drive Camaros and play football.

Me. Loves to fark.
[i239.photobucket.com image 530x530]


Your purty.
 
2013-01-07 03:45:58 PM  
Man, so much has happened in the time since I was a TFer...
 
2013-01-07 04:22:27 PM  
for those who are just joining or returning to this thread, it has been purged of about 25 comments.

you missed the fireworks.
 
2013-01-07 04:43:20 PM  

calbert: for those who are just joining or returning to this thread, it has been purged of about 25 comments.

you missed the fireworks.


Did admins delete those? I was wondering what happened.

/kinda new to the whole thing
 
2013-01-07 04:52:26 PM  

UlandaUnicorn: calbert: for those who are just joining or returning to this thread, it has been purged of about 25 comments.

you missed the fireworks.

Did admins delete those? I was wondering what happened.

/kinda new to the whole thing


either: a moderator or admin stumbled in and read the thread and made the call.

or: some user read the thread, found some posts offensive or in violation of the posting rules, and that user alerted the moderators or admins, who then came in and cleaned it up.

it's usually one of the participants who are directly involved, but you 2 both held your ground and apparently didn't seem bothered enough to alert the admins yourself. but even I could've alerted the admins and said that there was some pretty vicious name-calling and nastiness going on in here.
 
2013-01-07 05:40:59 PM  
I will just go with my standard response of this should not be considered a crime unless force can be proven.
 
2013-01-07 06:28:41 PM  
So when does the Vagina ban start? And should I stock up on vags?
 
2013-01-07 06:37:38 PM  

UlandaUnicorn: I wish I was around when the whole GD thing happened.


Nah. Fark is better off without GD.
 
2013-01-07 08:29:41 PM  

Frederick: I suspect their is a control factor at play.


I suspect there is a 17-year-old athlete's body at play. Women like hot young men in the prime of physical conditioning and free of trashy tattoos, too.
 
2013-01-07 09:40:02 PM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: TrainingWheelsNeeded: Yay, successor to Grables Daughter, the Queen is dead, Long live the Queen!

Nah this one seems cool to me, not asking for anything, just baiting the hell out of the troll in the thread which was amusing. I'm impressed there was another woman on the internet though. Glad to see progress!


Another farkette here...if anyone cares, but I ain't as purty as UU unfortunately

/prolly not *sniff*
 
2013-01-07 10:28:51 PM  

Vixen_Pot: Representative of the unwashed masses: TrainingWheelsNeeded: Yay, successor to Grables Daughter, the Queen is dead, Long live the Queen!

Nah this one seems cool to me, not asking for anything, just baiting the hell out of the troll in the thread which was amusing. I'm impressed there was another woman on the internet though. Glad to see progress!

Another farkette here...if anyone cares, but I ain't as purty as UU unfortunately

/prolly not *sniff*


A toast to healthy vaginas! :)
 
2013-01-07 11:52:38 PM  
*clink clink* :)

/fap? fap? am I doing it right?
 
2013-01-08 01:04:10 AM  

Vixen_Pot: Representative of the unwashed masses: TrainingWheelsNeeded: Yay, successor to Grables Daughter, the Queen is dead, Long live the Queen!

Nah this one seems cool to me, not asking for anything, just baiting the hell out of the troll in the thread which was amusing. I'm impressed there was another woman on the internet though. Glad to see progress!

Another farkette here...if anyone cares, but I ain't as purty as UU unfortunately

/prolly not *sniff*


no picture can't tell... But I'll construct a mental image. Oh yeah baby, that's hot...

UlandaUnicorn: Vixen_Pot: Representative of the unwashed masses: TrainingWheelsNeeded: Yay, successor to Grables Daughter, the Queen is dead, Long live the Queen!

Nah this one seems cool to me, not asking for anything, just baiting the hell out of the troll in the thread which was amusing. I'm impressed there was another woman on the internet though. Glad to see progress!

Another farkette here...if anyone cares, but I ain't as purty as UU unfortunately

/prolly not *sniff*

A toast to healthy vaginas! :)


Vixen_Pot: *clink clink* :)

/fap? fap? am I doing it right?


Slower, turn your head a little, now moan some. Yeah that's right you've been naughty. Kind of like a librarian on her first day. It's ok the old mean one you are learning from went to the back. You can do whatever you want.

how was that?
 
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