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(Spiegel)   Other than being blind, what do you really know about Anne Frank?   (spiegel.de) divider line 131
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2013-01-06 04:25:56 PM
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2013-01-06 04:54:19 PM
I see what you did there.
 
2013-01-06 05:15:01 PM
i.imgur.com

If it was me I'd have loaded the dog into the car and gotten the hell out of there....
 
2013-01-06 05:16:18 PM

Vectron: Can't you people be arrested?


This thread would be borderline illegal in some European countries.

Illegal as in "you could go to jail for several years".
 
2013-01-06 05:16:59 PM
Geez, it's like a bunch of porch monkeys in this thread.

/it's cool, I'm taking it back
 
2013-01-06 05:52:56 PM
It looks like all the jokers from the Steubenville Ohio football team are here

/be proud of your behavior
//I'm sure your children will have the same morals
 
2013-01-06 06:42:35 PM
Threads like this are great for identifying farkers who lack a functioning sense of humor. Go put on that Henny Youngman album the grand kids bought you for Christmas and have someone cinch up your drool cup.
 
2013-01-06 06:45:05 PM

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XXL and XXXL available?

wait till i tell my morbidly obese girlfriend she too can be Anne Frank
 
2013-01-06 06:46:20 PM
Contrary to popular belief, she was not blind, but would put her hands over her eyes so the Germans wouldn't see her.
 
2013-01-06 07:42:45 PM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Threads like this are great for identifying farkers who lack a functioning sense of humor. Go put on that Henny Youngman album the grand kids bought you for Christmas and have someone cinch up your drool cup.


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No I think it says a lot more about those who think rape, tourture and murder are funny.
Is this you or your son?

Apparently hilarious to a lot of Farkers, NSFW for others


/I've been to Auschwitz and the Holocaust Museum (Memorial to the Murdered Jews of Europe) with my daughter; you don't leave there laughing at how funny it was. I will never think anything to do with the Holocaust is funny. Those that do have a serious character problem.
 
2013-01-06 07:58:55 PM

Zoomaster: . I will never think anything to do with the Holocaust is funny.


Nobody here thinks the Holocaust was funny. Jokes about people who confuse Anne Frank and Helen Keller are funny. Your inability to understand the difference between the two shows you have a stunted sense of humor.
 
2013-01-06 08:00:57 PM
 
2013-01-06 08:08:46 PM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Zoomaster: . I will never think anything to do with the Holocaust is funny.

Nobody here thinks the Holocaust was funny. Jokes about people who confuse Anne Frank and Helen Keller are funny. Your inability to understand the difference between the two shows you have a stunted sense of humor.


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A very large portion of the comments here are not Jokes about people who confuse Anne Frank and Helen Keller

/They are just sad comment on the posters
 
2013-01-06 08:17:33 PM

Zoomaster: Prank Call of Cthulhu: Zoomaster: . I will never think anything to do with the Holocaust is funny.

Nobody here thinks the Holocaust was funny. Jokes about people who confuse Anne Frank and Helen Keller are funny. Your inability to understand the difference between the two shows you have a stunted sense of humor.

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A very large portion of the comments here are not Jokes about people who confuse Anne Frank and Helen Keller

/They are just sad comment on the posters



I sense a backlash. It's healthy that people refuse to worship her as a saint. Human history is one long slasher film. Something like 29 million Russians died during WW2. Better to honor the loss of all people equally.
 
2013-01-06 08:18:32 PM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Zoomaster: . I will never think anything to do with the Holocaust is funny.

Nobody here thinks the Holocaust was funny. Jokes about people who confuse Anne Frank and Helen Keller are funny. Your inability to understand the difference between the two shows you have a stunted sense of humor.

The Holocaust isn't funny.  My grandfather died in the Holocaust.  He started laughing and fell out of a guard tower.
 
2013-01-06 09:31:54 PM

martid4: Prank Call of Cthulhu: Zoomaster: . I will never think anything to do with the Holocaust is funny.

Nobody here thinks the Holocaust was funny. Jokes about people who confuse Anne Frank and Helen Keller are funny. Your inability to understand the difference between the two shows you have a stunted sense of humor.
The Holocaust isn't funny.  My grandfather died in the Holocaust.  He started laughing and fell out of a guard tower.


What a coincidence, so did mine. Some asshole fell on top of him!
 
2013-01-06 09:36:08 PM
During the Anne Frank episode of American Horror Story, my wife actually asked me, in all seriousness, if she was the blind and deaf girl. I had to show her the Clerks II scene to explain why I was laughing so hard at her question.
 
2013-01-06 10:19:24 PM
She was friendly with gorillas.
 
2013-01-06 10:25:26 PM

It's Me Bender: Vectron: Can't you people be arrested?

This thread would be borderline illegal in some European countries.

Illegal as in "you could go to jail for several years".


While here in the United States, the phrase "freedom of speech" still means something.
 
2013-01-06 10:28:53 PM
She didn't really die. By the time the war ended the book was just coming out. She decided to stay 'dead' in order to give people hope. Then she went ape on some people in a bar for making a 'je' insult, found her way to Briarcliffe, found a Nazi war criminal, and then it goes down hill from there.

cdn.pastemagazine.com
 
2013-01-07 12:02:11 AM
She invented penicillin, or was it VD? Ether way she invented it.
 
2013-01-07 12:51:24 AM
She walked to the beat of her own drum.  Until that day she played too loudly.
 
2013-01-07 01:58:54 AM

Dahnkster: [weknowmemes.com image 640x990]


i snorted.

/aisle seat plz
 
2013-01-07 02:04:00 AM

Abox: mike_d85: The One True TheDavid: elleeffe: The One True TheDavid: You mean Helen Keller, not Anne Frank.

*Clicks on link*
*Walks into thread, looks at title*
*Checks for comment of someone who did not get the joke*
*Walks away satisfied*

I got the joke. I even looked it up first and found this article in Wikipedia, which says the following:

In the film Clerks II, Randal Graves constantly says that Anne Frank is "the deaf, dumb, and blind girl" despite repeated statements by Dante Hicks that he is referring to Helen Keller.

Sometimes I am really just trolling. And I did watch Clerks II but don't recall a damn thing about it except somebody got pregnant and something about going A2M.

You NEVER go A2M.

/sometimes... in the heat of the moment.... it's okay to go A2M
//I'm a fanboy. I can't help it.

When I need fast cash I go to the A2M.


don't you mean the A2M machine?
 
2013-01-07 02:30:32 AM

The One True TheDavid: You mean Helen Keller, not Anne Frank.


You always gotta be right. Farking nazi douchebag.

splitsider.com
 
2013-01-07 07:44:48 AM

Vectron:


I sense a backlash. It's healthy that people refuse to worship her as a saint. Human history is one long slasher film. Something like 29 million Russians died during WW2. Better to honor the loss of all people equally.


And that's what you're doing? Your slasher porn fantasy pic joke was honoring all the dead? No one is asking her to be worshipped as a saint. They're asking for understanding and empathy.

Is not outside the realm of understanding to know why Jewish people hold her up as a poster child. Her diary, when published and for decades after the war, was one of the most heart wrenching accounts available. She was just a girl that was being hunted to death. Its ending, if it didn't move you, I don't think you qualify as having empathy.

Also, page 117 had some...interesting themes.
 
2013-01-07 09:12:42 AM

Vectron: I sense a backlash. It's healthy that people refuse to worship her as a saint.


and that she died in this horrible way don't make her diaries great literature.
They are still just diaries of a very bored young girl, and as such, very boring.
I tried to read them, only got to the first third.

It's like if my colected fark posts became a bestseller after I was killed by the nazys....
 
2013-01-07 10:14:36 AM

Zoomaster: Prank Call of Cthulhu: Threads like this are great for identifying farkers who lack a functioning sense of humor. Go put on that Henny Youngman album the grand kids bought you for Christmas and have someone cinch up your drool cup.

==============

No I think it says a lot more about those who think rape, tourture and murder are funny.
Is this you or your son?

Apparently hilarious to a lot of Farkers, NSFW for others


/I've been to Auschwitz and the Holocaust Museum (Memorial to the Murdered Jews of Europe) with my daughter; you don't leave there laughing at how funny it was. I will never think anything to do with the Holocaust is funny. Those that do have a serious character problem.


Did you get a lamp or shoes from the gift shop?
 
2013-01-07 01:11:48 PM
www.afterellen.com

She ended up in an insane asylum and was lobotomized by an escaped Nazi war criminal.
 
2013-01-07 05:09:07 PM
She must've been very short with teeny tiny feet.

I've been to that house - the place is a death trap!
 
2013-01-08 11:57:40 AM
She grew up to know a lot about Scottish history?

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http://files.list.co.uk/images/2008/10/30/history-of-scotland.jpg
 
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