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(Spiegel)   Other than being blind, what do you really know about Anne Frank?   (spiegel.de) divider line 131
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2013-01-06 12:47:21 PM

The One True TheDavid: Here's a link to a blog article about "What We Talk About When We Talk About Anne Frank" by Nathan Englander, my new favorite short story of the century.

The New Yorker won't give me anything but the abstract.


ts/dr
 
2013-01-06 12:47:46 PM
She makes a great Hot sauce.
 
2013-01-06 12:51:14 PM
She disguised herself by wearing a red wig done up in pigtails, lived in a house with green gables and, after WWII, her family moved to Attica NY, changed their name to Thomas and she became famous as the mascot for father's hamburger chain?
 
2013-01-06 12:52:27 PM
I heard she had a pony when she was a child
 
2013-01-06 12:52:56 PM

The One True TheDavid: elleeffe: The One True TheDavid: You mean Helen Keller, not Anne Frank.

*Clicks on link*
*Walks into thread, looks at title*
*Checks for comment of someone who did not get the joke*
*Walks away satisfied*

I got the joke. I even looked it up first and found this article in Wikipedia, which says the following:

In the film Clerks II, Randal Graves constantly says that Anne Frank is "the deaf, dumb, and blind girl" despite repeated statements by Dante Hicks that he is referring to Helen Keller.

Sometimes I am really just trolling. And I did watch Clerks II but don't recall a damn thing about it except somebody got pregnant and something about going A2M.



Personally I would believe you... if you hadn't included the links. But you did.

t0.gstatic.com
 
2013-01-06 12:53:28 PM
www.bestoftwitter.co.uk
 
2013-01-06 12:53:35 PM
She fought off the English during the 100 years war.
 
2013-01-06 12:53:54 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com

"She's in the attic!!"
 
2013-01-06 12:54:09 PM
Didn't her house become a landmark because she killed her parents with an ax?  Supposedly a great drummer too.
 
2013-01-06 12:56:13 PM
Frank Talk About Anne

And people say that Germans don't have a sense of humor...
 
2013-01-06 12:56:56 PM

The One True TheDavid: You mean Helen Keller, not Anne Frank.

 
2013-01-06 12:58:09 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-01-06 12:58:10 PM
gave her father 41?
 
2013-01-06 01:00:58 PM
Can't you people be arrested?
 
2013-01-06 01:02:08 PM

The One True TheDavid: elleeffe: The One True TheDavid: You mean Helen Keller, not Anne Frank.

*Clicks on link*
*Walks into thread, looks at title*
*Checks for comment of someone who did not get the joke*
*Walks away satisfied*

I got the joke. I even looked it up first and found this article in Wikipedia, which says the following:

In the film Clerks II, Randal Graves constantly says that Anne Frank is "the deaf, dumb, and blind girl" despite repeated statements by Dante Hicks that he is referring to Helen Keller.

Sometimes I am really just trolling. And I did watch Clerks II but don't recall a damn thing about it except somebody got pregnant and something about going A2M.


You NEVER go A2M.

/sometimes... in the heat of the moment.... it's okay to go A2M
//I'm a fanboy. I can't help it.
 
2013-01-06 01:06:00 PM

mike_d85: The One True TheDavid: elleeffe: The One True TheDavid: You mean Helen Keller, not Anne Frank.

*Clicks on link*
*Walks into thread, looks at title*
*Checks for comment of someone who did not get the joke*
*Walks away satisfied*

I got the joke. I even looked it up first and found this article in Wikipedia, which says the following:

In the film Clerks II, Randal Graves constantly says that Anne Frank is "the deaf, dumb, and blind girl" despite repeated statements by Dante Hicks that he is referring to Helen Keller.

Sometimes I am really just trolling. And I did watch Clerks II but don't recall a damn thing about it except somebody got pregnant and something about going A2M.

You NEVER go A2M.

/sometimes... in the heat of the moment.... it's okay to go A2M
//I'm a fanboy. I can't help it.


When I need fast cash I go to the A2M.
 
2013-01-06 01:07:04 PM
She had a dog named Beans.
 
2013-01-06 01:08:07 PM

Vectron: Can't you people be arrested?


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-06 01:08:44 PM

Abox: mike_d85: The One True TheDavid: elleeffe: The One True TheDavid: You mean Helen Keller, not Anne Frank.

*Clicks on link*
*Walks into thread, looks at title*
*Checks for comment of someone who did not get the joke*
*Walks away satisfied*

I got the joke. I even looked it up first and found this article in Wikipedia, which says the following:

In the film Clerks II, Randal Graves constantly says that Anne Frank is "the deaf, dumb, and blind girl" despite repeated statements by Dante Hicks that he is referring to Helen Keller.

Sometimes I am really just trolling. And I did watch Clerks II but don't recall a damn thing about it except somebody got pregnant and something about going A2M.

You NEVER go A2M.

/sometimes... in the heat of the moment.... it's okay to go A2M
//I'm a fanboy. I can't help it.

When I need fast cash I go to the A2M.


Funny, every time I go A2M it costs me.
 
2013-01-06 01:12:56 PM

The One True TheDavid: You mean Helen Keller, not Anne Frank.


Way to miss the joke, smart guy.
 
2013-01-06 01:17:03 PM
I don't think I ever heard what happened to her brother. Did he die of Diabetes too?

educ73.ac-grenoble.fr
 
2013-01-06 01:17:41 PM

The One True TheDavid: elleeffe: The One True TheDavid: You mean Helen Keller, not Anne Frank.

*Clicks on link*
*Walks into thread, looks at title*
*Checks for comment of someone who did not get the joke*
*Walks away satisfied*

I got the joke. I even looked it up first and found this article in Wikipedia, which says the following:

In the film Clerks II, Randal Graves constantly says that Anne Frank is "the deaf, dumb, and blind girl" despite repeated statements by Dante Hicks that he is referring to Helen Keller.

Sometimes I am really just trolling. And I did watch Clerks II but don't recall a damn thing about it except somebody got pregnant and something about going A2M.


Nice try.
 
2013-01-06 01:19:37 PM
Subby your headline is bad and you should feel bad.
 
2013-01-06 01:29:30 PM

The One True TheDavid: elleeffe: The One True TheDavid: You mean Helen Keller, not Anne Frank.

*Clicks on link*
*Walks into thread, looks at title*
*Checks for comment of someone who did not get the joke*
*Walks away satisfied*

I got the joke. I even looked it up first and found this article in Wikipedia, which says the following:

In the film Clerks II, Randal Graves constantly says that Anne Frank is "the deaf, dumb, and blind girl" despite repeated statements by Dante Hicks that he is referring to Helen Keller.

Sometimes I am really just trolling. And I did watch Clerks II but don't recall a damn thing about it except somebody got pregnant and something about going A2M.


Yeah right, why would you need to look it up first
LOL
Trolls don't say they were trolling.
Wait, are you trolling now?
 
2013-01-06 01:34:54 PM
I love this thread.
 
2013-01-06 01:36:14 PM
Other than being blind, what do you really know about Anne Frank?

She's dead.
 
2013-01-06 01:43:42 PM
she was a nudist.
 
2013-01-06 01:46:56 PM

jking1247: The One True TheDavid: You mean Helen Keller, not Anne Frank.

Way to miss the joke, smart guy.


You missed the part in the thread where he claimed *he* was the one trolling.
 
2013-01-06 01:47:45 PM
She survived the holocaust and was incarcerated in a mad-house where she attempted to assassinate a Nazi doctor who had done experiments on people back in Auschwitz but failed miserably and was lobotomized?

/AHS, You so crazy
 
2013-01-06 01:53:46 PM

tukatz: The One True TheDavid: You mean Helen Keller, not Anne Frank.


It's Fark.... they mean Anne Frank.


It's never been funny. Not then, not now.
 
2013-01-06 01:54:08 PM

Begoggle: The One True TheDavid: elleeffe: The One True TheDavid: You mean Helen Keller, not Anne Frank.

*Clicks on link*
*Walks into thread, looks at title*
*Checks for comment of someone who did not get the joke*
*Walks away satisfied*

I got the joke. I even looked it up first and found this article in Wikipedia, which says the following:

In the film Clerks II, Randal Graves constantly says that Anne Frank is "the deaf, dumb, and blind girl" despite repeated statements by Dante Hicks that he is referring to Helen Keller.

Sometimes I am really just trolling. And I did watch Clerks II but don't recall a damn thing about it except somebody got pregnant and something about going A2M.

Yeah right, why would you need to look it up first
LOL
Trolls don't say they were trolling.
Wait, are you trolling now?


Youngster, listen: I'm pushing 50 (apparently putting my damn back into it too, dammit). At my age I don't have to be "witty" by alluding to any movie, let alone a silly hipster one; nor, having been online for 1/3 of my life, do I need to impress any puling n00bs.

Please forgive me for my ineptness at trolling. I'm so out of practice these days. Lately I'm too preoccupied with hunting for my bifocals, my hearing aids, my Preparation H (which shrinks wrinkles to), etc. etc. etc. (I did find my Viagra; is your Mom still available?)

Have a nice day!
 
2013-01-06 01:56:28 PM
Of course she was blind. That's why she did Nazi it coming.
 
2013-01-06 01:57:31 PM

martid4: Didn't her house become a landmark because she killed her parents with an ax?  Supposedly a great drummer too.


No no no that was Francis Farmer.
 
2013-01-06 01:58:31 PM
Wow.... some of these comments are really not funny.
 
2013-01-06 02:01:44 PM

martid4: Didn't her house become a landmark because she killed her parents with an ax?  Supposedly a great drummer too.


She played guitar AND drums? Wow...she was quite talented.
 
2013-01-06 02:03:19 PM
came for american horror story, leaving dissapointed
 
2013-01-06 02:09:06 PM

The One True TheDavid: Begoggle: The One True TheDavid: elleeffe: The One True TheDavid: You mean Helen Keller, not Anne Frank.

*Clicks on link*
*Walks into thread, looks at title*
*Checks for comment of someone who did not get the joke*
*Walks away satisfied*

I got the joke. I even looked it up first and found this article in Wikipedia, which says the following:

In the film Clerks II, Randal Graves constantly says that Anne Frank is "the deaf, dumb, and blind girl" despite repeated statements by Dante Hicks that he is referring to Helen Keller.

Sometimes I am really just trolling. And I did watch Clerks II but don't recall a damn thing about it except somebody got pregnant and something about going A2M.

Yeah right, why would you need to look it up first
LOL
Trolls don't say they were trolling.
Wait, are you trolling now?

Youngster, listen: I'm pushing 50 (apparently putting my damn back into it too, dammit). At my age I don't have to be "witty" by alluding to any movie, let alone a silly hipster one; nor, having been online for 1/3 of my life, do I need to impress any puling n00bs.

Please forgive me for my ineptness at trolling. I'm so out of practice these days. Lately I'm too preoccupied with hunting for my bifocals, my hearing aids, my Preparation H (which shrinks wrinkles to), etc. etc. etc. (I did find my Viagra; is your Mom still available?)

Have a nice day!


Stop. You're not helping yourself.
 
2013-01-06 02:09:14 PM
Not only was she a blind aviator, she discovered curium and was the first woman in space!
 
2013-01-06 02:19:40 PM

The One True TheDavid: Begoggle: The One True TheDavid: elleeffe: The One True TheDavid: You mean Helen Keller, not Anne Frank.

*Clicks on link*
*Walks into thread, looks at title*
*Checks for comment of someone who did not get the joke*
*Walks away satisfied*

I got the joke. I even looked it up first and found this article in Wikipedia, which says the following:

In the film Clerks II, Randal Graves constantly says that Anne Frank is "the deaf, dumb, and blind girl" despite repeated statements by Dante Hicks that he is referring to Helen Keller.

Sometimes I am really just trolling. And I did watch Clerks II but don't recall a damn thing about it except somebody got pregnant and something about going A2M.

Yeah right, why would you need to look it up first
LOL
Trolls don't say they were trolling.
Wait, are you trolling now?

Youngster, listen: I'm pushing 50 (apparently putting my damn back into it too, dammit). At my age I don't have to be "witty" by alluding to any movie, let alone a silly hipster one; nor, having been online for 1/3 of my life, do I need to impress any puling n00bs.

Please forgive me for my ineptness at trolling. I'm so out of practice these days. Lately I'm too preoccupied with hunting for my bifocals, my hearing aids, my Preparation H (which shrinks wrinkles to), etc. etc. etc. (I did find my Viagra; is your Mom still available?)

Have a nice day!


1/10
and only because you are in my age bracket
 
2013-01-06 02:27:55 PM
incubate.org
When MI was young, heard she played a mean guitar.
 
2013-01-06 02:32:28 PM

Your Average Witty Fark User: tukatz: The One True TheDavid: You mean Helen Keller, not Anne Frank.


It's Fark.... they mean Anne Frank.

It's never been funny. Not then, not now.


===========================

THIS


/laugh it up
//not like anybody was toutured or murdered or anything
///I have a dark sence of hummer, but the "jokers" in this thread are a pathetic bunch and a poor exucuse of a human being
/hope nothing even close to this happens to your daughter, sister, cousin
 
2013-01-06 02:35:38 PM

Zoomaster: Your Average Witty Fark User: tukatz: The One True TheDavid: You mean Helen Keller, not Anne Frank.


It's Fark.... they mean Anne Frank.

It's never been funny. Not then, not now.

===========================

THIS

/laugh it up
//not like anybody was toutured or murdered or anything
///I have a dark sence of hummer, but the "jokers" in this thread are a pathetic bunch and a poor exucuse of a human being
/hope nothing even close to this happens to your daughter, sister, cousin


=====

tortured
 
2013-01-06 02:35:57 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-06 02:44:56 PM

Ex-Texan: When MI was young, heard she played a mean guitar.


...in her tiny tiny garage!
/with the tiny lights on
 
2013-01-06 02:46:24 PM
You know who else died of Typhoid fever ?

Wilbur Wright
Abigail Adams
Franz Schubert
Mary Todd Lincoln
 
2013-01-06 02:56:03 PM
This thread is direspectful to the Jews and shows how classless today's youth are anne frankly I am sickened by it.
 
2013-01-06 03:18:06 PM

Jixa: Not only was she a blind aviator, she discovered curium and was the first woman in space!
And the capitol of Nebraska is Lincoln!



fify
 
2013-01-06 03:20:01 PM

Dwight_Yeast: martid4: Didn't her house become a landmark because she killed her parents with an ax?  Supposedly a great drummer too.

No no no that was Francis Farmer.


I'm pretty sure he meant Molly Hatchet.
 
2013-01-06 03:26:26 PM

The One True TheDavid: Begoggle: The One True TheDavid: elleeffe: The One True TheDavid: You mean Helen Keller, not Anne Frank.

*Clicks on link*
*Walks into thread, looks at title*
*Checks for comment of someone who did not get the joke*
*Walks away satisfied*

I got the joke. I even looked it up first and found this article in Wikipedia, which says the following:

In the film Clerks II, Randal Graves constantly says that Anne Frank is "the deaf, dumb, and blind girl" despite repeated statements by Dante Hicks that he is referring to Helen Keller.

Sometimes I am really just trolling. And I did watch Clerks II but don't recall a damn thing about it except somebody got pregnant and something about going A2M.

Yeah right, why would you need to look it up first
LOL
Trolls don't say they were trolling.
Wait, are you trolling now?

Youngster, listen: I'm pushing 50 (apparently putting my damn back into it too, dammit). At my age I don't have to be "witty" by alluding to any movie, let alone a silly hipster one; nor, having been online for 1/3 of my life, do I need to impress any puling n00bs.

Please forgive me for my ineptness at trolling. I'm so out of practice these days. Lately I'm too preoccupied with hunting for my bifocals, my hearing aids, my Preparation H (which shrinks wrinkles to), etc. etc. etc. (I did find my Viagra; is your Mom still available?)

Have a nice day!


Surely I can't be the only one thinking this could turn out to be the newest Fark meme........?
 
2013-01-06 04:22:28 PM

Mr.Hawk: The One True TheDavid: Begoggle: The One True TheDavid: elleeffe: The One True TheDavid: You mean Helen Keller, not Anne Frank.

*Clicks on link*
*Walks into thread, looks at title*
*Checks for comment of someone who did not get the joke*
*Walks away satisfied*

I got the joke. I even looked it up first and found this article in Wikipedia, which says the following:

In the film Clerks II, Randal Graves constantly says that Anne Frank is "the deaf, dumb, and blind girl" despite repeated statements by Dante Hicks that he is referring to Helen Keller.

Sometimes I am really just trolling. And I did watch Clerks II but don't recall a damn thing about it except somebody got pregnant and something about going A2M.

Yeah right, why would you need to look it up first
LOL
Trolls don't say they were trolling.
Wait, are you trolling now?

Youngster, listen: I'm pushing 50 (apparently putting my damn back into it too, dammit). At my age I don't have to be "witty" by alluding to any movie, let alone a silly hipster one; nor, having been online for 1/3 of my life, do I need to impress any puling n00bs.

Please forgive me for my ineptness at trolling. I'm so out of practice these days. Lately I'm too preoccupied with hunting for my bifocals, my hearing aids, my Preparation H (which shrinks wrinkles to), etc. etc. etc. (I did find my Viagra; is your Mom still available?)

Have a nice day!

Stop. You're not helping yourself.


Let him go. He's on a roll.
 
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