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(Spiegel)   Other than being blind, what do you really know about Anne Frank?   (spiegel.de) divider line 131
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2013-01-06 10:45:29 AM  
She had a hard time landing a plane?
 
2013-01-06 10:53:47 AM  
img22.imageshack.us
 
2013-01-06 11:06:51 AM  
i595.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-06 11:12:42 AM  

Dinki: She had a hard time landing a plane?


If she had taken a razor along, she could have made her own landing strip.
 
2013-01-06 11:18:30 AM  
She burned her fingers reading the waffle iron.  No, really - it was a Braun.
 
2013-01-06 11:42:35 AM  
TOO SOON!
 
2013-01-06 11:47:48 AM  
No relation to Barney
 
2013-01-06 11:52:37 AM  
I'M NOT BLIND!
 
2013-01-06 12:19:20 PM  
She played the role of Frank N. Furter in the original Berlin stage production of Rocky Horror
 
2013-01-06 12:19:31 PM  
She sure played a mean pinball.
 
2013-01-06 12:21:34 PM  
She talked with her hips?
 
2013-01-06 12:22:59 PM  
www.penmachine.com

Of course she can't see, she doesn't have any pupils.
 
2013-01-06 12:23:02 PM  
She was also deaf and dumb but great at pinball.
 
2013-01-06 12:24:49 PM  
Don't be silly, subby. I'm not blind.
 
2013-01-06 12:25:08 PM  
You mean Helen Keller, not Anne Frank.
 
2013-01-06 12:25:38 PM  
she hid her diary from the nazis
 
2013-01-06 12:25:51 PM  
She survived the sinking of the Titanic?
 
2013-01-06 12:26:38 PM  
They named that hotel after her that Tom Hanks lived in on Bosom Buddies
 
2013-01-06 12:27:28 PM  

The One True TheDavid: You mean Helen Keller, not Anne Frank.



It's Fark.... they mean Anne Frank.
 
2013-01-06 12:28:37 PM  

The One True TheDavid: You mean Helen Keller, not Anne Frank.


run along now.
 
2013-01-06 12:28:49 PM  

The One True TheDavid: You mean Helen Keller, not Anne Frank.


theforvm.org
 
2013-01-06 12:28:55 PM  

tukatz: The One True TheDavid: You mean Helen Keller, not Anne Frank.


It's Fark.... they mean Anne Frank.


This is all part of the meme, reader. Including this post.
 
2013-01-06 12:29:15 PM  

The One True TheDavid: You mean Helen Keller, not Anne Frank.


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-06 12:29:15 PM  
She escaped up a chimney?
 
2013-01-06 12:29:44 PM  
She had quite an odor.
 
2013-01-06 12:30:15 PM  
She was great in The Dark Knight Rises
 
2013-01-06 12:31:04 PM  

The One True TheDavid: You mean Helen Keller, not Anne Frank.


You must be new here
 
2013-01-06 12:31:43 PM  

The One True TheDavid: You mean Helen Keller, not Anne Frank.


No, you goddamn idiot. He means Margaret Thatcher.
 
2013-01-06 12:32:02 PM  
She tried to warn the US about the German Bombing of Pearl Harbor
 
2013-01-06 12:32:40 PM  
There's an asteroid named after her.
 
2013-01-06 12:32:45 PM  
I heard she fell down a well and yelled her fingers off.
 
2013-01-06 12:33:37 PM  

The One True TheDavid: You mean Helen Keller, not Anne Frank.


*Clicks on link*
*Walks into thread, looks at title*
*Checks for comment of someone who did not get the joke*
*Walks away satisfied*
 
2013-01-06 12:34:01 PM  
weknowmemes.com
 
2013-01-06 12:35:03 PM  
She 'liked' to live in tight spaces.

/been to the house in Amsterdam
 
2013-01-06 12:35:23 PM  
She had a secret affair with Gene Roddenberry during the filming of Forbidden Planet.
 
2013-01-06 12:35:26 PM  
Here's a link to a blog article about "What We Talk About When We Talk About Anne Frank" by Nathan Englander, my new favorite short story of the century.

The New Yorker won't give me anything but the abstract.
 
2013-01-06 12:36:02 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-06 12:37:09 PM  
She had particularly loose and watery stools.
 
2013-01-06 12:37:15 PM  
I think she did a helluva job on that American flag for a blind chick....
 
2013-01-06 12:37:49 PM  
thegoodjokes.com
 
2013-01-06 12:38:23 PM  
She is on the $100 bill.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-06 12:38:45 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org
Still believe Anne Frank was innocent. We still believe in you Anne!
 
2013-01-06 12:39:54 PM  
Her paternal grandfather invented the hot dog?

Her father was a lawyer by profession who owned a legal firm in partnership with another jewish lawyer by the name of Stein?
 
2013-01-06 12:40:53 PM  
my grandfather was the building janitor and ratted them out to the ss because he was tired of them flushing the toilet so much. seriously, the moment the sun went down they acted like they owned the building. ann would flush her homemade tampons down the toilet and prance around naked in front of the picture window.wooden toilet paper holders were always winding up in anne's room.
 
2013-01-06 12:41:07 PM  

elleeffe: The One True TheDavid: You mean Helen Keller, not Anne Frank.

*Clicks on link*
*Walks into thread, looks at title*
*Checks for comment of someone who did not get the joke*
*Walks away satisfied*


I got the joke. I even looked it up first and found this article in Wikipedia, which says the following:

In the film Clerks II, Randal Graves constantly says that Anne Frank is "the deaf, dumb, and blind girl" despite repeated statements by Dante Hicks that he is referring to Helen Keller.

Sometimes I am really just trolling. And I did watch Clerks II but don't recall a damn thing about it except somebody got pregnant and something about going A2M.
 
2013-01-06 12:42:00 PM  
KNOCK KNOCK.
WHO'S THERE?

www.inquisitr.com
AW FARK!!!
 
2013-01-06 12:43:10 PM  
I know the girl that played Anne Frank,in the play was such a terrible actress,
when the germans came for her everybody in the audience yelled out,'She's in the attic'.
 
2013-01-06 12:45:39 PM  
troLOL!
 
2013-01-06 12:46:45 PM  

The One True TheDavid: elleeffe: The One True TheDavid: You mean Helen Keller, not Anne Frank.

*Clicks on link*
*Walks into thread, looks at title*
*Checks for comment of someone who did not get the joke*
*Walks away satisfied*

I got the joke. I even looked it up first and found this article in Wikipedia, which says the following:

In the film Clerks II, Randal Graves constantly says that Anne Frank is "the deaf, dumb, and blind girl" despite repeated statements by Dante Hicks that he is referring to Helen Keller.

Sometimes I am really just trolling. And I did watch Clerks II but don't recall a damn thing about it except somebody got pregnant and something about going A2M.


Keep
Calm
&
Keep on
Trollin'
 
2013-01-06 12:47:12 PM  
How do you get a Jewish girl's number?
i.imgur.com
Look at her arm!
 
2013-01-06 12:47:21 PM  

The One True TheDavid: Here's a link to a blog article about "What We Talk About When We Talk About Anne Frank" by Nathan Englander, my new favorite short story of the century.

The New Yorker won't give me anything but the abstract.


ts/dr
 
2013-01-06 12:47:46 PM  
She makes a great Hot sauce.
 
2013-01-06 12:51:14 PM  
She disguised herself by wearing a red wig done up in pigtails, lived in a house with green gables and, after WWII, her family moved to Attica NY, changed their name to Thomas and she became famous as the mascot for father's hamburger chain?
 
2013-01-06 12:52:27 PM  
I heard she had a pony when she was a child
 
2013-01-06 12:52:56 PM  

The One True TheDavid: elleeffe: The One True TheDavid: You mean Helen Keller, not Anne Frank.

*Clicks on link*
*Walks into thread, looks at title*
*Checks for comment of someone who did not get the joke*
*Walks away satisfied*

I got the joke. I even looked it up first and found this article in Wikipedia, which says the following:

In the film Clerks II, Randal Graves constantly says that Anne Frank is "the deaf, dumb, and blind girl" despite repeated statements by Dante Hicks that he is referring to Helen Keller.

Sometimes I am really just trolling. And I did watch Clerks II but don't recall a damn thing about it except somebody got pregnant and something about going A2M.



Personally I would believe you... if you hadn't included the links. But you did.

t0.gstatic.com
 
2013-01-06 12:53:28 PM  
www.bestoftwitter.co.uk
 
2013-01-06 12:53:35 PM  
She fought off the English during the 100 years war.
 
2013-01-06 12:53:54 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com

"She's in the attic!!"
 
2013-01-06 12:54:09 PM  
Didn't her house become a landmark because she killed her parents with an ax?  Supposedly a great drummer too.
 
2013-01-06 12:56:13 PM  
Frank Talk About Anne

And people say that Germans don't have a sense of humor...
 
2013-01-06 12:56:56 PM  

The One True TheDavid: You mean Helen Keller, not Anne Frank.

 
2013-01-06 12:58:09 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-01-06 12:58:10 PM  
gave her father 41?
 
2013-01-06 01:00:58 PM  
Can't you people be arrested?
 
2013-01-06 01:02:08 PM  

The One True TheDavid: elleeffe: The One True TheDavid: You mean Helen Keller, not Anne Frank.

*Clicks on link*
*Walks into thread, looks at title*
*Checks for comment of someone who did not get the joke*
*Walks away satisfied*

I got the joke. I even looked it up first and found this article in Wikipedia, which says the following:

In the film Clerks II, Randal Graves constantly says that Anne Frank is "the deaf, dumb, and blind girl" despite repeated statements by Dante Hicks that he is referring to Helen Keller.

Sometimes I am really just trolling. And I did watch Clerks II but don't recall a damn thing about it except somebody got pregnant and something about going A2M.


You NEVER go A2M.

/sometimes... in the heat of the moment.... it's okay to go A2M
//I'm a fanboy. I can't help it.
 
2013-01-06 01:06:00 PM  

mike_d85: The One True TheDavid: elleeffe: The One True TheDavid: You mean Helen Keller, not Anne Frank.

*Clicks on link*
*Walks into thread, looks at title*
*Checks for comment of someone who did not get the joke*
*Walks away satisfied*

I got the joke. I even looked it up first and found this article in Wikipedia, which says the following:

In the film Clerks II, Randal Graves constantly says that Anne Frank is "the deaf, dumb, and blind girl" despite repeated statements by Dante Hicks that he is referring to Helen Keller.

Sometimes I am really just trolling. And I did watch Clerks II but don't recall a damn thing about it except somebody got pregnant and something about going A2M.

You NEVER go A2M.

/sometimes... in the heat of the moment.... it's okay to go A2M
//I'm a fanboy. I can't help it.


When I need fast cash I go to the A2M.
 
2013-01-06 01:07:04 PM  
She had a dog named Beans.
 
2013-01-06 01:08:07 PM  

Vectron: Can't you people be arrested?


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-06 01:08:44 PM  

Abox: mike_d85: The One True TheDavid: elleeffe: The One True TheDavid: You mean Helen Keller, not Anne Frank.

*Clicks on link*
*Walks into thread, looks at title*
*Checks for comment of someone who did not get the joke*
*Walks away satisfied*

I got the joke. I even looked it up first and found this article in Wikipedia, which says the following:

In the film Clerks II, Randal Graves constantly says that Anne Frank is "the deaf, dumb, and blind girl" despite repeated statements by Dante Hicks that he is referring to Helen Keller.

Sometimes I am really just trolling. And I did watch Clerks II but don't recall a damn thing about it except somebody got pregnant and something about going A2M.

You NEVER go A2M.

/sometimes... in the heat of the moment.... it's okay to go A2M
//I'm a fanboy. I can't help it.

When I need fast cash I go to the A2M.


Funny, every time I go A2M it costs me.
 
2013-01-06 01:12:56 PM  

The One True TheDavid: You mean Helen Keller, not Anne Frank.


Way to miss the joke, smart guy.
 
2013-01-06 01:17:03 PM  
I don't think I ever heard what happened to her brother. Did he die of Diabetes too?

educ73.ac-grenoble.fr
 
2013-01-06 01:17:41 PM  

The One True TheDavid: elleeffe: The One True TheDavid: You mean Helen Keller, not Anne Frank.

*Clicks on link*
*Walks into thread, looks at title*
*Checks for comment of someone who did not get the joke*
*Walks away satisfied*

I got the joke. I even looked it up first and found this article in Wikipedia, which says the following:

In the film Clerks II, Randal Graves constantly says that Anne Frank is "the deaf, dumb, and blind girl" despite repeated statements by Dante Hicks that he is referring to Helen Keller.

Sometimes I am really just trolling. And I did watch Clerks II but don't recall a damn thing about it except somebody got pregnant and something about going A2M.


Nice try.
 
2013-01-06 01:19:37 PM  
Subby your headline is bad and you should feel bad.
 
2013-01-06 01:29:30 PM  

The One True TheDavid: elleeffe: The One True TheDavid: You mean Helen Keller, not Anne Frank.

*Clicks on link*
*Walks into thread, looks at title*
*Checks for comment of someone who did not get the joke*
*Walks away satisfied*

I got the joke. I even looked it up first and found this article in Wikipedia, which says the following:

In the film Clerks II, Randal Graves constantly says that Anne Frank is "the deaf, dumb, and blind girl" despite repeated statements by Dante Hicks that he is referring to Helen Keller.

Sometimes I am really just trolling. And I did watch Clerks II but don't recall a damn thing about it except somebody got pregnant and something about going A2M.


Yeah right, why would you need to look it up first
LOL
Trolls don't say they were trolling.
Wait, are you trolling now?
 
2013-01-06 01:34:54 PM  
I love this thread.
 
2013-01-06 01:36:14 PM  
Other than being blind, what do you really know about Anne Frank?

She's dead.
 
2013-01-06 01:43:42 PM  
she was a nudist.
 
2013-01-06 01:46:56 PM  

jking1247: The One True TheDavid: You mean Helen Keller, not Anne Frank.

Way to miss the joke, smart guy.


You missed the part in the thread where he claimed *he* was the one trolling.
 
2013-01-06 01:47:45 PM  
She survived the holocaust and was incarcerated in a mad-house where she attempted to assassinate a Nazi doctor who had done experiments on people back in Auschwitz but failed miserably and was lobotomized?

/AHS, You so crazy
 
2013-01-06 01:53:46 PM  

tukatz: The One True TheDavid: You mean Helen Keller, not Anne Frank.


It's Fark.... they mean Anne Frank.


It's never been funny. Not then, not now.
 
2013-01-06 01:54:08 PM  

Begoggle: The One True TheDavid: elleeffe: The One True TheDavid: You mean Helen Keller, not Anne Frank.

*Clicks on link*
*Walks into thread, looks at title*
*Checks for comment of someone who did not get the joke*
*Walks away satisfied*

I got the joke. I even looked it up first and found this article in Wikipedia, which says the following:

In the film Clerks II, Randal Graves constantly says that Anne Frank is "the deaf, dumb, and blind girl" despite repeated statements by Dante Hicks that he is referring to Helen Keller.

Sometimes I am really just trolling. And I did watch Clerks II but don't recall a damn thing about it except somebody got pregnant and something about going A2M.

Yeah right, why would you need to look it up first
LOL
Trolls don't say they were trolling.
Wait, are you trolling now?


Youngster, listen: I'm pushing 50 (apparently putting my damn back into it too, dammit). At my age I don't have to be "witty" by alluding to any movie, let alone a silly hipster one; nor, having been online for 1/3 of my life, do I need to impress any puling n00bs.

Please forgive me for my ineptness at trolling. I'm so out of practice these days. Lately I'm too preoccupied with hunting for my bifocals, my hearing aids, my Preparation H (which shrinks wrinkles to), etc. etc. etc. (I did find my Viagra; is your Mom still available?)

Have a nice day!
 
2013-01-06 01:56:28 PM  
Of course she was blind. That's why she did Nazi it coming.
 
2013-01-06 01:57:31 PM  

martid4: Didn't her house become a landmark because she killed her parents with an ax?  Supposedly a great drummer too.


No no no that was Francis Farmer.
 
2013-01-06 01:58:31 PM  
Wow.... some of these comments are really not funny.
 
2013-01-06 02:01:44 PM  

martid4: Didn't her house become a landmark because she killed her parents with an ax?  Supposedly a great drummer too.


She played guitar AND drums? Wow...she was quite talented.
 
2013-01-06 02:03:19 PM  
came for american horror story, leaving dissapointed
 
2013-01-06 02:09:06 PM  

The One True TheDavid: Begoggle: The One True TheDavid: elleeffe: The One True TheDavid: You mean Helen Keller, not Anne Frank.

*Clicks on link*
*Walks into thread, looks at title*
*Checks for comment of someone who did not get the joke*
*Walks away satisfied*

I got the joke. I even looked it up first and found this article in Wikipedia, which says the following:

In the film Clerks II, Randal Graves constantly says that Anne Frank is "the deaf, dumb, and blind girl" despite repeated statements by Dante Hicks that he is referring to Helen Keller.

Sometimes I am really just trolling. And I did watch Clerks II but don't recall a damn thing about it except somebody got pregnant and something about going A2M.

Yeah right, why would you need to look it up first
LOL
Trolls don't say they were trolling.
Wait, are you trolling now?

Youngster, listen: I'm pushing 50 (apparently putting my damn back into it too, dammit). At my age I don't have to be "witty" by alluding to any movie, let alone a silly hipster one; nor, having been online for 1/3 of my life, do I need to impress any puling n00bs.

Please forgive me for my ineptness at trolling. I'm so out of practice these days. Lately I'm too preoccupied with hunting for my bifocals, my hearing aids, my Preparation H (which shrinks wrinkles to), etc. etc. etc. (I did find my Viagra; is your Mom still available?)

Have a nice day!


Stop. You're not helping yourself.
 
2013-01-06 02:09:14 PM  
Not only was she a blind aviator, she discovered curium and was the first woman in space!
 
2013-01-06 02:19:40 PM  

The One True TheDavid: Begoggle: The One True TheDavid: elleeffe: The One True TheDavid: You mean Helen Keller, not Anne Frank.

*Clicks on link*
*Walks into thread, looks at title*
*Checks for comment of someone who did not get the joke*
*Walks away satisfied*

I got the joke. I even looked it up first and found this article in Wikipedia, which says the following:

In the film Clerks II, Randal Graves constantly says that Anne Frank is "the deaf, dumb, and blind girl" despite repeated statements by Dante Hicks that he is referring to Helen Keller.

Sometimes I am really just trolling. And I did watch Clerks II but don't recall a damn thing about it except somebody got pregnant and something about going A2M.

Yeah right, why would you need to look it up first
LOL
Trolls don't say they were trolling.
Wait, are you trolling now?

Youngster, listen: I'm pushing 50 (apparently putting my damn back into it too, dammit). At my age I don't have to be "witty" by alluding to any movie, let alone a silly hipster one; nor, having been online for 1/3 of my life, do I need to impress any puling n00bs.

Please forgive me for my ineptness at trolling. I'm so out of practice these days. Lately I'm too preoccupied with hunting for my bifocals, my hearing aids, my Preparation H (which shrinks wrinkles to), etc. etc. etc. (I did find my Viagra; is your Mom still available?)

Have a nice day!


1/10
and only because you are in my age bracket
 
2013-01-06 02:27:55 PM  
incubate.org
When MI was young, heard she played a mean guitar.
 
2013-01-06 02:32:28 PM  

Your Average Witty Fark User: tukatz: The One True TheDavid: You mean Helen Keller, not Anne Frank.


It's Fark.... they mean Anne Frank.

It's never been funny. Not then, not now.


===========================

THIS


/laugh it up
//not like anybody was toutured or murdered or anything
///I have a dark sence of hummer, but the "jokers" in this thread are a pathetic bunch and a poor exucuse of a human being
/hope nothing even close to this happens to your daughter, sister, cousin
 
2013-01-06 02:35:38 PM  

Zoomaster: Your Average Witty Fark User: tukatz: The One True TheDavid: You mean Helen Keller, not Anne Frank.


It's Fark.... they mean Anne Frank.

It's never been funny. Not then, not now.

===========================

THIS

/laugh it up
//not like anybody was toutured or murdered or anything
///I have a dark sence of hummer, but the "jokers" in this thread are a pathetic bunch and a poor exucuse of a human being
/hope nothing even close to this happens to your daughter, sister, cousin


=====

tortured
 
2013-01-06 02:35:57 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-06 02:44:56 PM  

Ex-Texan: When MI was young, heard she played a mean guitar.


...in her tiny tiny garage!
/with the tiny lights on
 
2013-01-06 02:46:24 PM  
You know who else died of Typhoid fever ?

Wilbur Wright
Abigail Adams
Franz Schubert
Mary Todd Lincoln
 
2013-01-06 02:56:03 PM  
This thread is direspectful to the Jews and shows how classless today's youth are anne frankly I am sickened by it.
 
2013-01-06 03:18:06 PM  

Jixa: Not only was she a blind aviator, she discovered curium and was the first woman in space!
And the capitol of Nebraska is Lincoln!



fify
 
2013-01-06 03:20:01 PM  

Dwight_Yeast: martid4: Didn't her house become a landmark because she killed her parents with an ax?  Supposedly a great drummer too.

No no no that was Francis Farmer.


I'm pretty sure he meant Molly Hatchet.
 
2013-01-06 03:26:26 PM  

The One True TheDavid: Begoggle: The One True TheDavid: elleeffe: The One True TheDavid: You mean Helen Keller, not Anne Frank.

*Clicks on link*
*Walks into thread, looks at title*
*Checks for comment of someone who did not get the joke*
*Walks away satisfied*

I got the joke. I even looked it up first and found this article in Wikipedia, which says the following:

In the film Clerks II, Randal Graves constantly says that Anne Frank is "the deaf, dumb, and blind girl" despite repeated statements by Dante Hicks that he is referring to Helen Keller.

Sometimes I am really just trolling. And I did watch Clerks II but don't recall a damn thing about it except somebody got pregnant and something about going A2M.

Yeah right, why would you need to look it up first
LOL
Trolls don't say they were trolling.
Wait, are you trolling now?

Youngster, listen: I'm pushing 50 (apparently putting my damn back into it too, dammit). At my age I don't have to be "witty" by alluding to any movie, let alone a silly hipster one; nor, having been online for 1/3 of my life, do I need to impress any puling n00bs.

Please forgive me for my ineptness at trolling. I'm so out of practice these days. Lately I'm too preoccupied with hunting for my bifocals, my hearing aids, my Preparation H (which shrinks wrinkles to), etc. etc. etc. (I did find my Viagra; is your Mom still available?)

Have a nice day!


Surely I can't be the only one thinking this could turn out to be the newest Fark meme........?
 
2013-01-06 04:22:28 PM  

Mr.Hawk: The One True TheDavid: Begoggle: The One True TheDavid: elleeffe: The One True TheDavid: You mean Helen Keller, not Anne Frank.

*Clicks on link*
*Walks into thread, looks at title*
*Checks for comment of someone who did not get the joke*
*Walks away satisfied*

I got the joke. I even looked it up first and found this article in Wikipedia, which says the following:

In the film Clerks II, Randal Graves constantly says that Anne Frank is "the deaf, dumb, and blind girl" despite repeated statements by Dante Hicks that he is referring to Helen Keller.

Sometimes I am really just trolling. And I did watch Clerks II but don't recall a damn thing about it except somebody got pregnant and something about going A2M.

Yeah right, why would you need to look it up first
LOL
Trolls don't say they were trolling.
Wait, are you trolling now?

Youngster, listen: I'm pushing 50 (apparently putting my damn back into it too, dammit). At my age I don't have to be "witty" by alluding to any movie, let alone a silly hipster one; nor, having been online for 1/3 of my life, do I need to impress any puling n00bs.

Please forgive me for my ineptness at trolling. I'm so out of practice these days. Lately I'm too preoccupied with hunting for my bifocals, my hearing aids, my Preparation H (which shrinks wrinkles to), etc. etc. etc. (I did find my Viagra; is your Mom still available?)

Have a nice day!

Stop. You're not helping yourself.


Let him go. He's on a roll.
 
2013-01-06 04:25:56 PM  
www.freeimagehosting.net
 
2013-01-06 04:54:19 PM  
I see what you did there.
 
2013-01-06 05:15:01 PM  
i.imgur.com

If it was me I'd have loaded the dog into the car and gotten the hell out of there....
 
2013-01-06 05:16:18 PM  

Vectron: Can't you people be arrested?


This thread would be borderline illegal in some European countries.

Illegal as in "you could go to jail for several years".
 
2013-01-06 05:16:59 PM  
Geez, it's like a bunch of porch monkeys in this thread.

/it's cool, I'm taking it back
 
2013-01-06 05:52:56 PM  
It looks like all the jokers from the Steubenville Ohio football team are here

/be proud of your behavior
//I'm sure your children will have the same morals
 
2013-01-06 06:42:35 PM  
Threads like this are great for identifying farkers who lack a functioning sense of humor. Go put on that Henny Youngman album the grand kids bought you for Christmas and have someone cinch up your drool cup.
 
2013-01-06 06:45:05 PM  

gaslight: [www.freeimagehosting.net image 718x476]


XXL and XXXL available?

wait till i tell my morbidly obese girlfriend she too can be Anne Frank
 
2013-01-06 06:46:20 PM  
Contrary to popular belief, she was not blind, but would put her hands over her eyes so the Germans wouldn't see her.
 
2013-01-06 07:42:45 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Threads like this are great for identifying farkers who lack a functioning sense of humor. Go put on that Henny Youngman album the grand kids bought you for Christmas and have someone cinch up your drool cup.


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No I think it says a lot more about those who think rape, tourture and murder are funny.
Is this you or your son?

Apparently hilarious to a lot of Farkers, NSFW for others


/I've been to Auschwitz and the Holocaust Museum (Memorial to the Murdered Jews of Europe) with my daughter; you don't leave there laughing at how funny it was. I will never think anything to do with the Holocaust is funny. Those that do have a serious character problem.
 
2013-01-06 07:58:55 PM  

Zoomaster: . I will never think anything to do with the Holocaust is funny.


Nobody here thinks the Holocaust was funny. Jokes about people who confuse Anne Frank and Helen Keller are funny. Your inability to understand the difference between the two shows you have a stunted sense of humor.
 
2013-01-06 08:00:57 PM  
 
2013-01-06 08:08:46 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Zoomaster: . I will never think anything to do with the Holocaust is funny.

Nobody here thinks the Holocaust was funny. Jokes about people who confuse Anne Frank and Helen Keller are funny. Your inability to understand the difference between the two shows you have a stunted sense of humor.


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A very large portion of the comments here are not Jokes about people who confuse Anne Frank and Helen Keller

/They are just sad comment on the posters
 
2013-01-06 08:17:33 PM  

Zoomaster: Prank Call of Cthulhu: Zoomaster: . I will never think anything to do with the Holocaust is funny.

Nobody here thinks the Holocaust was funny. Jokes about people who confuse Anne Frank and Helen Keller are funny. Your inability to understand the difference between the two shows you have a stunted sense of humor.

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A very large portion of the comments here are not Jokes about people who confuse Anne Frank and Helen Keller

/They are just sad comment on the posters



I sense a backlash. It's healthy that people refuse to worship her as a saint. Human history is one long slasher film. Something like 29 million Russians died during WW2. Better to honor the loss of all people equally.
 
2013-01-06 08:18:32 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Zoomaster: . I will never think anything to do with the Holocaust is funny.

Nobody here thinks the Holocaust was funny. Jokes about people who confuse Anne Frank and Helen Keller are funny. Your inability to understand the difference between the two shows you have a stunted sense of humor.

The Holocaust isn't funny.  My grandfather died in the Holocaust.  He started laughing and fell out of a guard tower.
 
2013-01-06 09:31:54 PM  

martid4: Prank Call of Cthulhu: Zoomaster: . I will never think anything to do with the Holocaust is funny.

Nobody here thinks the Holocaust was funny. Jokes about people who confuse Anne Frank and Helen Keller are funny. Your inability to understand the difference between the two shows you have a stunted sense of humor.
The Holocaust isn't funny.  My grandfather died in the Holocaust.  He started laughing and fell out of a guard tower.


What a coincidence, so did mine. Some asshole fell on top of him!
 
2013-01-06 09:36:08 PM  
During the Anne Frank episode of American Horror Story, my wife actually asked me, in all seriousness, if she was the blind and deaf girl. I had to show her the Clerks II scene to explain why I was laughing so hard at her question.
 
2013-01-06 10:19:24 PM  
She was friendly with gorillas.
 
2013-01-06 10:25:26 PM  

It's Me Bender: Vectron: Can't you people be arrested?

This thread would be borderline illegal in some European countries.

Illegal as in "you could go to jail for several years".


While here in the United States, the phrase "freedom of speech" still means something.
 
2013-01-06 10:28:53 PM  
She didn't really die. By the time the war ended the book was just coming out. She decided to stay 'dead' in order to give people hope. Then she went ape on some people in a bar for making a 'je' insult, found her way to Briarcliffe, found a Nazi war criminal, and then it goes down hill from there.

cdn.pastemagazine.com
 
2013-01-07 12:02:11 AM  
She invented penicillin, or was it VD? Ether way she invented it.
 
2013-01-07 12:51:24 AM  
She walked to the beat of her own drum.  Until that day she played too loudly.
 
2013-01-07 01:58:54 AM  

Dahnkster: [weknowmemes.com image 640x990]


i snorted.

/aisle seat plz
 
2013-01-07 02:04:00 AM  

Abox: mike_d85: The One True TheDavid: elleeffe: The One True TheDavid: You mean Helen Keller, not Anne Frank.

*Clicks on link*
*Walks into thread, looks at title*
*Checks for comment of someone who did not get the joke*
*Walks away satisfied*

I got the joke. I even looked it up first and found this article in Wikipedia, which says the following:

In the film Clerks II, Randal Graves constantly says that Anne Frank is "the deaf, dumb, and blind girl" despite repeated statements by Dante Hicks that he is referring to Helen Keller.

Sometimes I am really just trolling. And I did watch Clerks II but don't recall a damn thing about it except somebody got pregnant and something about going A2M.

You NEVER go A2M.

/sometimes... in the heat of the moment.... it's okay to go A2M
//I'm a fanboy. I can't help it.

When I need fast cash I go to the A2M.


don't you mean the A2M machine?
 
2013-01-07 02:30:32 AM  

The One True TheDavid: You mean Helen Keller, not Anne Frank.


You always gotta be right. Farking nazi douchebag.

splitsider.com
 
2013-01-07 07:44:48 AM  

Vectron:


I sense a backlash. It's healthy that people refuse to worship her as a saint. Human history is one long slasher film. Something like 29 million Russians died during WW2. Better to honor the loss of all people equally.


And that's what you're doing? Your slasher porn fantasy pic joke was honoring all the dead? No one is asking her to be worshipped as a saint. They're asking for understanding and empathy.

Is not outside the realm of understanding to know why Jewish people hold her up as a poster child. Her diary, when published and for decades after the war, was one of the most heart wrenching accounts available. She was just a girl that was being hunted to death. Its ending, if it didn't move you, I don't think you qualify as having empathy.

Also, page 117 had some...interesting themes.
 
2013-01-07 09:12:42 AM  

Vectron: I sense a backlash. It's healthy that people refuse to worship her as a saint.


and that she died in this horrible way don't make her diaries great literature.
They are still just diaries of a very bored young girl, and as such, very boring.
I tried to read them, only got to the first third.

It's like if my colected fark posts became a bestseller after I was killed by the nazys....
 
2013-01-07 10:14:36 AM  

Zoomaster: Prank Call of Cthulhu: Threads like this are great for identifying farkers who lack a functioning sense of humor. Go put on that Henny Youngman album the grand kids bought you for Christmas and have someone cinch up your drool cup.

==============

No I think it says a lot more about those who think rape, tourture and murder are funny.
Is this you or your son?

Apparently hilarious to a lot of Farkers, NSFW for others


/I've been to Auschwitz and the Holocaust Museum (Memorial to the Murdered Jews of Europe) with my daughter; you don't leave there laughing at how funny it was. I will never think anything to do with the Holocaust is funny. Those that do have a serious character problem.


Did you get a lamp or shoes from the gift shop?
 
2013-01-07 01:11:48 PM  
www.afterellen.com

She ended up in an insane asylum and was lobotomized by an escaped Nazi war criminal.
 
2013-01-07 05:09:07 PM  
She must've been very short with teeny tiny feet.

I've been to that house - the place is a death trap!
 
2013-01-08 11:57:40 AM  
She grew up to know a lot about Scottish history?

files.list.co.uk

http://files.list.co.uk/images/2008/10/30/history-of-scotland.jpg
 
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