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(Sun Sentinel)   Elderly nun loses her Mojo after animal control officer swiped Chihuahua during of tug-of-war over the pooch   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 20
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2013-01-06 11:22:39 AM  
I'm not sure if subbie is mocking the grammar of the article or should be writing for site.

Is it me or does her face look very heavily pockmarketed?
 
2013-01-06 11:22:51 AM  
He never would have stood a chance had she been armed...

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2013-01-06 11:23:18 AM  
Could have been worse, could have been Cujo.
 
2013-01-06 11:23:49 AM  
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2013-01-06 11:26:35 AM  
Truthfully, she should have had an agreement with her acquaintance to not re-gift the dog if she felt that strongly for it. I adopted 2 dogs and the owner had that stipulation in the adoption agreement I signed. I have to give them back for her to find new homes for it I ever decide I can't keep them.
 
2013-01-06 11:36:34 AM  
mighty stupid to toss the dog away to an unhealthy elderly person. that is animal abuse itself. dooshbag people. nun with 1 foot inna grave 1 onna banana peel. those wimmen are not known for their genteel kind ways.
 
2013-01-06 11:41:18 AM  
So who has the dog now? Or did they just euthanize it?

/it is florida, afterall
 
2013-01-06 11:43:52 AM  
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Will offer to get it back
 
2013-01-06 11:53:35 AM  

abhorrent1: So who has the dog now? Or did they just euthanize it?

/it is florida, afterall


No, you're thinking of PETA shelters in North Carolina. We loves our doggies down here, jackass.
 
2013-01-06 11:59:00 AM  

StrikitRich: abhorrent1: So who has the dog now? Or did they just euthanize it?

/it is florida, afterall

No, you're thinking of PETA shelters in North Carolina. We loves our doggies down here, jackass.


Obviously, if your animal control people like to steal them from the elderly.
 
2013-01-06 12:02:28 PM  
headline awesome, article hilarious win win fark the haters
 
2013-01-06 12:12:03 PM  
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2013-01-06 12:12:38 PM  
"Then the two women got their MoJo working and got into a tug-of-war over the dog, pulling the dog back-and-forth, until the nun, fearing the dog could get hurt and concerned about her own health issues, let Holland take the pooch..."

So the nun dropped the dog like a bad habit?
 
2013-01-06 12:20:56 PM  
abhorrent1:

So who has the dog now? Or did they just euthanize it?

/it is florida, afterall


Maybe they fed it to a python.

Save the alligators! Feed pythons dogs & kids!
 
2013-01-06 01:50:36 PM  
<i>The nun called Holland "a cheat, a liar and a crook," the report stated. </i>

Ooh, someone's going to hell now. It's pretty bad when you piss off a nun like that.
 
2013-01-06 04:11:16 PM  

abhorrent1: So who has the dog now? Or did they just euthanize it?

/it is florida, afterall


Watch it. Make fun of Florida too much, and we'll just send another hurricane your way.
 
2013-01-06 04:45:49 PM  
"acquittance". "rouse". WTF language was this "writer" using?
 
2013-01-06 05:00:16 PM  
I'll never forget the time my sister's Chihuahua killed my neighbors Great Dane. The Great Dane choked to death when the Chihuahua got stuck in his throat.
 
2013-01-06 09:09:41 PM  
If you give the dog away and do not have the agreement with your friend not to give the dog away then you have no right nor privledge to the dog once in another owners care. That would be like giving your dog up to the vet/pound and then when finding it with someone else trying to take it back. It doesn't work like that and the fact that she went up there underneath the lie that she was going to be giving the dog some clothing and another collar for the woman only to be trying to take it...from an elderly nun recovering from a surgery...damn right she lost her job.
 
2013-01-07 09:13:11 AM  
Then the two women got their MoJo working and got into a tug-of-war over the dog, pulling the dog back-and-forth, until the nun, fearing the dog could get hurt and concerned about her own health issues, let Holland take the pooch, according to the release.

Anyone else getting a biblical vibe off this story? The real mother of the baby (a.k.a. chihuahua) would rather give him up than see him injured... fitting for a nun, I think.

(For those of you who skipped Sunday School: Two mothers were arguing over a baby. King Solomon offered to cut it in half so they would each get a chunk. One said yes, the other said she would rather that the baby was alive. Solomon declared the second woman to be the mother, as she cared more for the baby than for herself.)
 
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