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(New York Daily News)   It's January ... snow plows at the ready, squirrels hibernating, Charlie Sheen dating a new porn star   (nydailynews.com) divider line 60
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2013-01-06 07:20:19 AM
I don't get the pornstar thing. Porn stars are not especially good looking women. He's a rich, successful guy. I'm damn sure he could pick up some models that don't fark on camera for money.
 
2013-01-06 07:28:25 AM
She nowhere near as hot as Bree.
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2013-01-06 07:37:12 AM
he has a lot of money he could have gotten one with breasts.
 
2013-01-06 07:43:40 AM
I'm glad for him. Everyone deserves the chance to enjoy the life that makes them happiest.
 
2013-01-06 07:51:29 AM
He must be hung like a moose. Dating porn stars ensures you can get it in past the tip the first time, at least. Much less awkward than asking a girl how much she dilates on the first date.
 
2013-01-06 08:02:40 AM

dwade: She nowhere near as hot as Bree.
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 humina humina humina...
 
2013-01-06 08:12:36 AM
Eh.  She's kissing his chin, the shot's too in focus and neither of them drop their smoking materials.  Chuckles is trying to shock everyone again.  Not working.
 
2013-01-06 08:22:05 AM

Two Dogs Farking: He must be hung like a moose. Dating porn stars ensures you can get it in past the tip the first time, at least. Much less awkward than asking a girl how much she dilates on the first date.


I find if you just go after the ones who already have a kid you can side-step that line of questioning entirely and you don't have to explain why they got those stretch marks the next morning either.
 
2013-01-06 08:32:34 AM

BumpInTheNight: Two Dogs Farking: He must be hung like a moose. Dating porn stars ensures you can get it in past the tip the first time, at least. Much less awkward than asking a girl how much she dilates on the first date.

I find if you just go after the ones who already have a kid you can side-step that line of questioning entirely and you don't have to explain why they got those stretch marks the next morning either.



Also, in the case of this particular starlet, she appears to specialize in lesbian porn.
XVideos Directory - NSFW
 
2013-01-06 08:40:40 AM

farkeruk: I don't get the pornstar thing. Porn stars are not especially good looking women. He's a rich, successful guy. I'm damn sure he could pick up some models that don't fark on camera for money.


...and if your kink is a little out of their range you spend an inordinate amount of time and money finding out that you're not going to be satisfied. Lather, Rinse, Repeat.
 
2013-01-06 08:40:53 AM
squirrels hibernating? since when? they be running around all winter here, subby
 
2013-01-06 08:44:57 AM
Yikes, the bar is pretty low for porn stars. Pale, splotchy, no muscle tone and no ass? Smoking and chugging Corona? Where is Lovette? That's a porn star. She'd probably pork Sheen into an early grave. I guess them pale skinny chicks don't require much of a workout...
 
2013-01-06 09:06:29 AM
good for you,Charlie. ride that like a boss.

/ wish i could have some
 
2013-01-06 09:29:26 AM

dwade: She nowhere near as hot as Bree.


God I love Bree
 
2013-01-06 09:59:14 AM

Quantum Apostrophe: Yikes, the bar is pretty low for porn stars. Pale, splotchy, no muscle tone and no ass? Smoking and chugging Corona? Where is Lovette? That's a porn star. She'd probably pork Sheen into an early grave. I guess them pale skinny chicks don't require much of a workout...


The last pale,skinny, 19 year old hipster chick i banged in 2006, rode me like a rented mule on the way to the circus.

Something to be said about the desperation that those waifish freaks are carrying around inside, especially when they channel it through their cootches.
 
2013-01-06 10:07:55 AM
Charlie Sheen parties all he wants, has sex with porn stars, and has serious fark you money. The man knows how to live.
 
2013-01-06 10:31:47 AM

farkeruk: I don't get the pornstar thing. Porn stars are not especially good looking women. He's a rich, successful guy. I'm damn sure he could pick up some models that don't fark on camera for money.


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2013-01-06 10:33:27 AM
Does she have a fluffer on retainer? Cause I'm guessing his wrinkly coke peen needs about an hour of prep time before it's ready to go.
 
2013-01-06 10:40:27 AM

Cubicle Jockey: BumpInTheNight: Two Dogs Farking: He must be hung like a moose. Dating porn stars ensures you can get it in past the tip the first time, at least. Much less awkward than asking a girl how much she dilates on the first date.

I find if you just go after the ones who already have a kid you can side-step that line of questioning entirely and you don't have to explain why they got those stretch marks the next morning either.


Also, in the case of this particular starlet, she appears to specialize in lesbian porn.
XVideos Directory - NSFW


In that case, she's bi, and he's dating her for the threesomes.
 
2013-01-06 10:46:46 AM

blue_2501: Cubicle Jockey: BumpInTheNight: Two Dogs Farking: He must be hung like a moose. Dating porn stars ensures you can get it in past the tip the first time, at least. Much less awkward than asking a girl how much she dilates on the first date.

I find if you just go after the ones who already have a kid you can side-step that line of questioning entirely and you don't have to explain why they got those stretch marks the next morning either.


Also, in the case of this particular starlet, she appears to specialize in lesbian porn.
XVideos Directory - NSFW

In that case, she's bi, and he's dating her for the threesomes.


Which makes Charlie a god among men, and supergenius
 
2013-01-06 10:47:45 AM

Representative of the unwashed masses: blue_2501: Cubicle Jockey: BumpInTheNight: Two Dogs Farking: He must be hung like a moose. Dating porn stars ensures you can get it in past the tip the first time, at least. Much less awkward than asking a girl how much she dilates on the first date.

I find if you just go after the ones who already have a kid you can side-step that line of questioning entirely and you don't have to explain why they got those stretch marks the next morning either.


Also, in the case of this particular starlet, she appears to specialize in lesbian porn.
XVideos Directory - NSFW

In that case, she's bi, and he's dating her for the threesomes.

Which makes Charlie a god among men, and supergenius


All women are bi when there is coke.
 
2013-01-06 11:22:44 AM
Your mother is bi.
 
2013-01-06 11:26:16 AM
Charlie should make a beeline to Tori Black. Why not go for someone well known and is really good at her job?
 
2013-01-06 11:35:38 AM

farkeruk: I don't get the pornstar thing. Porn stars are not especially good looking women. He's a rich, successful guy. I'm damn sure he could pick up some models that don't fark on camera for money.


Forget that. Why would women want to date Charlie Sheen? He's rich, but it really doesn't sound worth it.

He's a rampant drug addict, he put a knife to his ex-wife's throat, and locked another ex-girlfriend in a closet. He's even physically grotesque: Bree Olsen claimed he wears veneers because his teeth are so rotted away from drugs.
 
2013-01-06 11:42:20 AM

skinink: Charlie should make a beeline to Tori Black. Why not go for someone well known and is really good at her job?


Tori black has a kid and a fiance.
 
2013-01-06 11:58:17 AM
Squirrels don't hibernate subtard.
 
2013-01-06 11:59:37 AM
Squirrels do not hibernate. They do estivate, occasionally, though.
 
2013-01-06 12:01:23 PM
Why do any of you think that this is more than 'The Girlfriend Experience' at $4000 a day?

And yeah, she's hot.
 
2013-01-06 12:10:31 PM

farkeruk: I don't get the pornstar thing. Porn stars are not especially good looking women. He's a rich, successful guy. I'm damn sure he could pick up some models that don't fark on camera for money.


Well you can an idea of how they are in bed and what they'll let you do. You could find some totally hot model then find out she's lame in the sack.
 
2013-01-06 12:28:54 PM

Cubicle Jockey: BumpInTheNight: Two Dogs Farking: He must be hung like a moose. Dating porn stars ensures you can get it in past the tip the first time, at least. Much less awkward than asking a girl how much she dilates on the first date.

I find if you just go after the ones who already have a kid you can side-step that line of questioning entirely and you don't have to explain why they got those stretch marks the next morning either.


Also, in the case of this particular starlet, she appears to specialize in lesbian porn.
XVideos Directory - NSFW


Not entirely unpleasant.
 
2013-01-06 12:31:07 PM
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"Mmmm, tastes like dicks"
 
2013-01-06 01:10:08 PM
Ewwwww, I wouldn't hit that, she's a smoker, drinks beer, and of course her knees are too sharp.
And I'll bet she has the mentality of a soap dish.
 
2013-01-06 01:11:28 PM
What's with Sheen smoking a cigarette and a cigar (or at least carrying both)? I thought smoking cigars was all about the taste, which the cigarette would mask or ruin anyway.
 
2013-01-06 01:20:22 PM

Bendal: What's with Sheen smoking a cigarette and a cigar (or at least carrying both)? I thought smoking cigars was all about the taste, which the cigarette would mask or ruin anyway.


You are correct.
 
2013-01-06 01:33:34 PM
Because they do things that many other women don't typically do...including other women.

And for many of us...if you could, you would.

He doesn't seem to care about the perception, stigma or any related consequences.
Whatever, I say enjoy.

And if you still don't understand or frown on it...then don't look and walk away.
His life, not yours.
 
2013-01-06 02:05:43 PM

dwade: She nowhere near as hot as Bree.
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Done.
In.
Two.

DONE.
 
2013-01-06 02:46:11 PM
out of all the pr0n stars, this is the one he 'chooses' ? or is she the last one dumb/desperate enough to get with him?
 
2013-01-06 03:18:20 PM

Leader O'Cola: out of all the pr0n stars, this is the one he 'chooses' ? or is she the last one dumb/desperate enough to get with him?


I'm guessing that she's just the flavor of the week. With his kind of money, I'm sure he has his pick of almost any porn chick he desires.
 
2013-01-06 03:29:53 PM
I loved her in Ball Street.
 
2013-01-06 03:46:27 PM

farkeruk: I don't get the pornstar thing. Porn stars are not especially good looking women. He's a rich, successful guy. I'm damn sure he could pick up some models that don't fark on camera for money.


I don't know what kind of porn you've been watching, but if you got your porn somewhere other than crackwhores.com you might think otherwise.

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2013-01-06 03:58:49 PM
So do you call them all "stars" because it sounds better than "desperate whores with drug habits, low self-esteem and an abusive past?"
 
2013-01-06 04:04:38 PM

Leader O'Cola: out of all the pr0n stars, this is the one he 'chooses' ? or is she the last one dumb/desperate enough to get with him?


The guy is loaded and probably well connected, and for her, she's only done lesbian porn which might allow her to make a move into mainstream movies (not Hollywood A List, but maybe SyFy/cable stuff). For him, well, she's kinda pretty and only does lesbian porn. That means he might get her to do threesomes, but at the same time, no diseases.

You can generally spot what porn a woman does by how pretty she is. The girls who do Bukkake videos are really skanky, because they aren't pretty enough for regular porn. The girls who do regular porn can't get jobs doing Playboy because they ain't that hot. There's a difference in quality between the ones that do G/G and the ones that do B/G
 
2013-01-06 04:18:24 PM

ReapTheChaos: farkeruk: I don't get the pornstar thing. Porn stars are not especially good looking women. He's a rich, successful guy. I'm damn sure he could pick up some models that don't fark on camera for money.

I don't know what kind of porn you've been watching, but if you got your porn somewhere other than crackwhores.com you might think otherwise.

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You may not be aware of this, but most porn stars do not look like they do in your picture when they wake up in the morning. Most of them don't look like that when they're not made up for a photo shoot. Hell, most of them don't look like that doing the photo shoot, it takes a very talented retoucher to get them that way.

Take the aforementioned Bree Olsen for example. Now, if it were me - fist / angry god and all that... But it's not like she's all that spectacular without a healthy dose of make up:

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2013-01-06 04:22:48 PM

FilmBELOH20: ReapTheChaos: farkeruk: I don't get the pornstar thing. Porn stars are not especially good looking women. He's a rich, successful guy. I'm damn sure he could pick up some models that don't fark on camera for money.

I don't know what kind of porn you've been watching, but if you got your porn somewhere other than crackwhores.com you might think otherwise.

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You may not be aware of this, but most porn stars do not look like they do in your picture when they wake up in the morning. Most of them don't look like that when they're not made up for a photo shoot. Hell, most of them don't look like that doing the photo shoot, it takes a very talented retoucher to get them that way.

Take the aforementioned Bree Olsen for example. Now, if it were me - fist / angry god and all that... But it's not like she's all that spectacular without a healthy dose of make up:

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I hate to break this to you, but most women don't look all that wonderful when they get out of bed in the morning.
 
2013-01-06 04:32:04 PM
I think she's pretty. She's probably just doing the porn star thing to pay college tuition. She's young and needs the money. Go Charlie go. Winning.
 
2013-01-06 05:28:40 PM

dwade: She nowhere near as hot as Bree.
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Just because.

Bree Olson And Dave Attell play naked beer pong

It says NSFW but the important parts are blurred. And Dave is NOT naked, in case you were worried about that.
 
2013-01-06 05:38:34 PM
theflatline: "The last pale,skinny, 19 year old hipster chick i banged in 2006, rode me like a rented mule on the way to the circus."

/clicks profile

I like to dream too, Flatline.
 
2013-01-06 07:10:29 PM

Mark Ratner: I think she's pretty. She's probably just doing the porn star thing to pay college tuition. She's young and needs the money. Go Charlie go. Winning.


Winning, forty-something year old who looks closer to retirement age, with a history of abusive relationships, along with calves wimpier than this waif's, signs of insanity... boinking desperate-for-your-or-anyone's-money young women who probably gag when they have sex with you (and then try to politely blame it on the peener)... winning!
 
2013-01-06 09:14:24 PM

farkeruk: I don't get the pornstar thing. Porn stars are not especially good looking women. He's a rich, successful guy. I'm damn sure he could pick up some models that don't fark on camera for money.


He likes drugs and lesbian orgies. While models and actresses do go in for that on occasion it's more of a break from the humdrum day to day rather than a lifestyle choice. And she's easier on the wallet. Models have sex for money too. They just call it romance and it costs a lot more.
 
2013-01-06 09:30:26 PM
She's younger than the love child Charlie had with his first porn star.
 
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