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(SFGate)   Oldest living US citizen relinquishes her title   (sfgate.com) divider line 7
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4492 clicks; posted to Main » on 06 Jan 2013 at 10:29 AM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-01-06 10:44:46 AM  
4 votes:

EvilEgg: Let me know when the last person born in the 1800s dies. We have got to be getting close.


Imagine starting life having to leave the house to take a crap to being able to watch crap in your house
2013-01-06 10:28:35 AM  
2 votes:
Repeat
2013-01-06 11:39:21 AM  
1 votes:
That title is CURSED!

/Everyone who gets to be the "Oldest living US citizen" dies!
//NONE SURVIVE.
///*Adjusts homemade metal hat*
2013-01-06 11:22:22 AM  
1 votes:
My ex wife's grandmother is still alive at 102+. When she turned 100, I wanted to get her a t-shirt that said "Still lives with parents". Everyone thought that was hilarious...except the ex..of course.
2013-01-06 10:40:50 AM  
1 votes:
That's one epic hat.
2013-01-06 08:28:24 AM  
1 votes:
this sounds sort of familiar
2013-01-06 07:20:24 AM  
1 votes:
This is horrific. We can kill Osama Bin Laden in Pakistan but we can't catch a killer with such an obvious Modus Operandi on our own soil?

WHEN WILL THE SENSELESS DEATHS OF OLDEST PEOPLE END!? WHY DOESN'T OBAMA CARE ABOUT OLD PEOPLE!!!!!
 
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