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(Buzzfeed)   If history holds true to form, the next president in 2016 will, in all likelihood, be African-American   (buzzfeed.com) divider line 41
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4160 clicks; posted to Politics » on 06 Jan 2013 at 9:20 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-01-06 07:31:04 AM
21 votes:
So you're saying that America isn't going to go back?
2013-01-06 09:24:28 AM
7 votes:
imgs.xkcd.com
2013-01-06 09:29:52 AM
4 votes:

simplicimus: Doctor Funkenstein: Excellent. President Samuel Jackson, your time has come. Let's see what happens when one of those teabagging turds tries to shout him down during the State of the Union address.

An actor as president? Not possible.


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I know, right? Then who's Vice President? Robert Deniro? I suppose Meryl Streep is the First Lady! And Sara Jay is Secretary of the Treasury.

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Whoah, whoah, wait, Doc. Who is Sara Jay?

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She's a porn star, Marty. She f*cks for money. But somehow if you film it and sell the video it's not prostitution.

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Heavy.

/not sure where I was going with that one but there it is.
2013-01-06 09:08:56 AM
4 votes:

Doctor Funkenstein: Excellent. President Samuel Jackson, your time has come. Let's see what happens when one of those teabagging turds tries to shout him down during the State of the Union address.


An actor as president? Not possible.
2013-01-06 07:41:40 AM
4 votes:
- If you were to go back in history and take every president, you'll find that the numerical value of each letter in their name was equally divisible into the year in which they were elected. By my calculations, our next president has to be named Yellnick McWawa.
2013-01-06 04:09:14 PM
2 votes:
www.therightscoop.com
2013-01-06 01:49:58 PM
2 votes:
I'm sticking to my idea - a four year troll of the teatards.

MICHELLE OBAMA 2016: SAVE ON MOVING COSTS
2013-01-06 01:47:06 PM
2 votes:
If Christie runs, he wins in a landslide. He's a fat white asshole. There's nothing the electorate likes better than themselves.


/Fat white asshole too
2013-01-06 11:04:43 AM
2 votes:

Valis992000: I don't think a white male will have much of a chance from hear on out. Blacks are incredibly racist in their voting patterns, so you get almost 100% of 15% of the population by nominating a black person. Or at least you write off that much by nominating a white person if his opponent is black. If whites were as racist as blacks you would never have had a black president elected.


Awesome!! Do the one about Rev. Wright.
2013-01-06 10:20:52 AM
2 votes:
4.bp.blogspot.com

Is Bill Clinton's health good enough for a third run?
2013-01-06 09:30:31 AM
2 votes:
Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho '16!
2013-01-06 09:28:27 AM
2 votes:

Doctor Funkenstein: Excellent. President Samuel Jackson, your time has come. Let's see what happens when one of those teabagging turds tries to shout him down during the State of the Union address.


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I have had it with these motherfarking Congressmen interrupting my motherfarking speech!
2013-01-06 09:26:49 AM
2 votes:
I lost at roulette 42 spins in a row. Then on the 43rd spin I won. This clearly represents and trend and not an anomaly. I will now bet the farm on spin 44.
2013-01-06 09:02:34 AM
2 votes:
Excellent. President Samuel Jackson, your time has come. Let's see what happens when one of those teabagging turds tries to shout him down during the State of the Union address.
2013-01-06 07:09:44 PM
1 votes:

LasersHurt: In Roulette, black and red had an even chance on every spin. That's not so much the case with the US presidency.


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2013-01-06 05:01:37 PM
1 votes:
i527.photobucket.com

Really obvious isn't it?
2013-01-06 12:48:59 PM
1 votes:

Serious Black: Mrtraveler01: Kuta: Obama won in 2008 because he had what it took to beat the flawed establishment candidate, Hillary Clinton, in the primaries. The Democrats are lucky he did, because Hillary would have been crushed by McCain (he wouldn't have picked Sarah Palin running against her).

No, the specter of Bush was still looming over the party big time. It might've been a much closer election, but I still think Hilary would've won.

John McCain would have swept the electoral vote 538-0 and won 70% of the popular vote if he had been running against Hilary Clinton, and he would have dragged on his coattails a massive 350 seat majority in the House and a complete sweep of the Senate seats that year, giving them 61 seats.


Difficulty: The hurricane is also named Ditka.
2013-01-06 12:43:52 PM
1 votes:

doglover: Krymson Tyde: I dunno, man. Arizonans just elected a pagan atheist.

How can you be pagan and an atheist? They're literally the opposite thing.


My "literally" hackles instinctively went up even though you used the word in an entirely correct manner.
2013-01-06 12:35:06 PM
1 votes:
I don't care if the next president is black or white, just as long as they're intelligent and competent.

But if they are black, please be rocking an afro like this. That would just be so awesome.
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2013-01-06 12:22:18 PM
1 votes:

Dwight_Yeast: Chris Christie and Elizabeth Warren are black?


Scott Brown tanked his slim chance to win on the theory that he could convince people she was red.
2013-01-06 11:51:20 AM
1 votes:

Ontos: Cool... Hope it's Condi Rice.


Wut...the GOP nominate and elect a lesbian liberal black RINO? Gitouttahere!
2013-01-06 11:34:12 AM
1 votes:
Came here for the Yelnick McWawa reference, leaving satisfied.
2013-01-06 11:27:55 AM
1 votes:

Lost Thought 00: The next President won't be a Democrat, so unless The Cain Train picks up speed, that's very unlikely


Considering your record on predicting the future presidents(and many other topics), forgive me if I'm not convinced.
2013-01-06 11:15:15 AM
1 votes:

buster_v: [imgs.xkcd.com image 692x1500]

30 comments and I'm the first with this? Damn, you guys, I know it's Sunday morning and we're all hung over, but shiat, get in the game!


I see my work is done here.

Serious Black: Valis992000: I don't think a white male will have much of a chance from hear on out. Blacks are incredibly racist in their voting patterns, so you get almost 100% of 15% of the population by nominating a black person. Or at least you write off that much by nominating a white person if his opponent is black. If whites were as racist as blacks you would never have had a black president elected.

Quickest tagging of a troll ever.


I actually heard someone argue that population %s were why we would never have a Jewish present.  He did STFU when I asked him how Hillary didn't win, being a woman and representing 50% of the population and all.  God, what a stupid day.
2013-01-06 11:02:12 AM
1 votes:
I don't think a white male will have much of a chance from hear on out. Blacks are incredibly racist in their voting patterns, so you get almost 100% of 15% of the population by nominating a black person. Or at least you write off that much by nominating a white person if his opponent is black. If whites were as racist as blacks you would never have had a black president elected.
2013-01-06 10:28:52 AM
1 votes:
I hope so 2016 is only 3 years away. I fully expect Obama to still be president.
2013-01-06 10:28:35 AM
1 votes:

simplicimus: Dwight_Yeast: Chris Christie and Elizabeth Warren are black?

If it will help their election chances, sure.


It's cute that your doctor allows you to post on the internet, Corky.
2013-01-06 10:25:20 AM
1 votes:

Mrtraveler01: Kuta: Obama won in 2008 because he had what it took to beat the flawed establishment candidate, Hillary Clinton, in the primaries. The Democrats are lucky he did, because Hillary would have been crushed by McCain (he wouldn't have picked Sarah Palin running against her).

No, the specter of Bush was still looming over the party big time. It might've been a much closer election, but I still think Hilary would've won.


John McCain would have swept the electoral vote 538-0 and won 70% of the popular vote if he had been running against Hilary Clinton, and he would have dragged on his coattails a massive 350 seat majority in the House and a complete sweep of the Senate seats that year, giving them 61 seats.
2013-01-06 10:24:43 AM
1 votes:

Serious Black: HotWingConspiracy: If the GOP runs Tim Scott heads will explode.

I'll love seeing them argue that he has enough experience to be President when he'll have had basically the same amount of experience in government as Barack Obama when he was first elected President. The cognititve dissonance will be deafening.


Cognitive dissonance requires they experience some discomfort with their contradiction. My experience suggests they are perfectly comfortable making contradictory statements when it is to their benefit.
2013-01-06 10:24:07 AM
1 votes:

Dwight_Yeast: Chris Christie and Elizabeth Warren are black?


If it will help their election chances, sure.
2013-01-06 10:06:55 AM
1 votes:
The next President won't be a Democrat, so unless The Cain Train picks up speed, that's very unlikely
2013-01-06 10:00:38 AM
1 votes:
Chris Christie and Elizabeth Warren are black?
2013-01-06 09:58:40 AM
1 votes:

HotWingConspiracy: If the GOP runs Tim Scott heads will explode.


I'll love seeing them argue that he has enough experience to be President when he'll have had basically the same amount of experience in government as Barack Obama when he was first elected President. The cognititve dissonance will be deafening.
2013-01-06 09:58:27 AM
1 votes:
imgs.xkcd.com

30 comments and I'm the first with this? Damn, you guys, I know it's Sunday morning and we're all hung over, but shiat, get in the game!
2013-01-06 09:48:59 AM
1 votes:
Allen West is looking for a job.
2013-01-06 09:27:51 AM
1 votes:
Really? Patrick and Booker? I know it's only 2013, but even now neither are really front-runner material, there. Clinton and Biden are both more likely for the top of the ticket at this point, even though they'll be a bit on the old side for it in 2016. And the space between them and Patrick (who, to be fair, isn't necessarily a bad choice for the office, it's just that Massachusetts hasn't really been filling the news with hope for democracy in recent years) is full of names.
2013-01-06 08:24:02 AM
1 votes:
It's hard to go back...
2013-01-06 07:59:29 AM
1 votes:
I dunno, man. Arizonans just elected a pagan atheist.
2013-01-06 07:47:30 AM
1 votes:

simplicimus: I like Cory Booker, but he may be too hands-on to be a good president.


Cory Booker has no shot at being president. He has too many personality quirks and they're all on display on Twitter. There's no way this country is going to elect a vegetarian.
2013-01-06 07:24:12 AM
1 votes:
I like Cory Booker, but he may be too hands-on to be a good president.
2013-01-06 07:13:10 AM
1 votes:
I wouldn't put money on Patrick. Massachusetts governors haven't done so well in presidential races.
 
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