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(CNN)   Megadeth's Dave Mustaine rages against Men's Wearhouse   ( divider line
    More: Strange, Men's Wearhouse, Megadeth, James Hetfield  
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18145 clicks; posted to Main » on 06 Jan 2013 at 7:01 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-06 07:20:09 AM  
5 votes:
Men's Wearhouse has a very limited selection of wallet chains and studded wristbands.
2013-01-06 01:57:52 AM  
4 votes:
When did the guy who sang "Peace Sells...but Who's Buying?" turn into Milton from Office Space?

/I asked for my margarita with no salt.  NO SALT!
2013-01-06 09:48:02 AM  
3 votes:
Is it just me or is anyone else hoping for a blizzard of biblical proportions to hit when he is near a MW?
2013-01-06 08:40:42 AM  
3 votes:
Suits sell, but who's buying?
2013-01-06 08:31:26 AM  
3 votes:
F is for fighting
R is for red
Ancestors' blood in battle they've shed.
E, we elect them
E, we eject them
In the land of the free, and the home of the brave
D, for your dying
O, your overture
M, they'll cover your grave with manure

This spells out freedom, it means nothing to me

2013-01-06 07:24:59 AM  
3 votes:
Real rock stars shop at Armani
2013-01-06 08:33:38 AM  
2 votes:
Go to Jos A Bank and get EIGHTS SUITS FREEEEuh.
2013-01-06 07:16:02 AM  
2 votes:
Poor Dave... He's still upset about Romney losing.
2013-01-06 03:50:51 AM  
2 votes:
Shut up, Dave, you cock.
2013-01-09 03:21:21 PM  
1 vote:

joeflood: Love Megadeth, wish Dave would just shut the hell up. How does someone become crazier after they get off heroin?

They become a born-again christian and adopt all the worst tenants of the GOP?
2013-01-06 09:55:55 PM  
1 vote:
What a farking crybaby. Funny, even the photo CNN supplied he looks like he's crying about it:
"Whaaaa, I waited 'til the last minute to get my manager a xmas gift and it didnt show up in time! WHAAAAAAAA."
2013-01-06 03:16:09 PM  
1 vote:

Relatively Obscure: Shut up, Dave, you cock.

2013-01-06 11:21:30 AM  
1 vote:
"your gonna look good i guarantee it"

OMG it's foreclosure of a dream!!!!!
2013-01-06 11:13:58 AM  
1 vote:
dave mustaine should learn that only machines can guarantee. and that is totally dependent on the code they run.
2013-01-06 11:11:46 AM  
1 vote:
I don't even own a suit.

LOL at guys who have to wear one to work.
2013-01-06 10:55:47 AM  
1 vote:
More like MegaDOUCHE, amirite?
2013-01-06 10:40:02 AM  
1 vote:
Dave Mundane.
2013-01-06 09:02:05 AM  
1 vote:
FTA: "He went so far as to suggest that suit-wearing headbangers take their business to JoS. A Bank Clothier (JOSB) instead"

Jos A Bank does not seem to be benefiting much from Mustaine's endorsement. How very
2013-01-06 09:00:12 AM  
1 vote:
2013-01-06 08:54:53 AM  
1 vote:

Dadoody: Go to a real suit store sometime Metal Dweeb.

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Brooks Brothers? Are you nuts? A bunch of country club Republicans run that show. (Have you seen their catalog?)
2013-01-06 08:25:26 AM  
1 vote:
I don't get the joke. Was this a gag gift? That would be like giving someone a gift certificate to Earl Scheib to get their car painted (back when Earl Scheib was still a thing).
2013-01-06 08:17:10 AM  
1 vote:
This is so rock n roll. Dave, please start using heroin again as soon as possible.
2013-01-06 07:56:25 AM  
1 vote:
2013-01-06 07:39:17 AM  
1 vote:
/got nuthin

//SFW whaddya expect!?
2013-01-06 07:30:32 AM  
1 vote:
"I really think that it sucks when people make false claims, that they don't care to make good on a problem that is clearly their fault, and with all of the 'ABSOLUTELY GUARANTEE IT' crap I just had to say something," wrote Mustaine.

Whinier than a Consumerist post
2013-01-06 07:23:08 AM  
1 vote:

Jim_Callahan: markfara: Dave Mustaine has an exaggerated sense of his own significance. Always has.

So you're saying he's a performer of some kind, then.

He's Ted Nugent without the actual talent.
2013-01-06 07:17:23 AM  
1 vote:
Man, you sometimes forget that all the head-bangers are just aging white-collar dudes at repetitive office jobs that happen to involve guitars. And then occasionally an article like this, or the picture of the '90s grunge dude in the capris at a mall, comes up and you're reminded suddenly that you (or possibly just your tastes) are old as hell and no longer cool.
2013-01-06 07:17:14 AM  
1 vote:
This is some strangely directed hubris.
2013-01-06 07:02:41 AM  
1 vote:
Men's Swearhouse.
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