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(Time)   How to make your man cave, pillow fort or tree house spy-proof   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, SCI, finished work, Security Environment Threat List, random samples, Top Secret, disk storage  
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12103 clicks; posted to Main » on 06 Jan 2013 at 8:55 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-06 09:08:31 AM  
3 votes:
As I understand it, the best way to make a man cave is to withold sex from him.
Works on me.
2013-01-06 09:43:08 AM  
1 vote:
But what if the spy is using the dead ringer?
2013-01-06 09:10:55 AM  
1 vote:
2013-01-06 09:07:52 AM  
1 vote:
- The ability of a SCIF structure to retain sound within the perimeter is rated using a descriptive value, the Sound Transmission Class (STC). To satisfy the normal security standards of SCIFs, the following transmission attenuation groups have been established:
...Sound Group 3 - STC 45 or better. Loud speech from within the SCIF can be faintly heard but not understood outside of the SCIF. Normal speech is unintelligible with the unaided human ear.
...Sound Group 4 - STC 50 or better. Very loud sounds within the SCIF, such as loud singing, brass music, or a radio at full volume, can be heard with the human ear faintly or not at all outside of the SCIF.
...Sound Group 5 - STC 55 or better. Ultra loud sounds within the SCIF, such as belching, farting, or other toilet-shattering emanations are rendered as a light breeze of the wind to all outside of the SCIF.

Ok, THAT'S what my man shame-cave needs!
2013-01-06 09:06:06 AM  
1 vote:

dugitman: How about an article on how to eliminate stupid words from the lexicon. First up: man cave.

But then, where would bromance blossom?
2013-01-06 09:05:13 AM  
1 vote:
I read that as: How to make your man cave, pillow fort or tree house spy roof

I was seriously bummed when it wasn't a DIY article.
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