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(NW Florida Daily News)   Because who doesn't look at Dolly Parton and think cowboy-and-pirate dinner theater?   ( divider line
    More: Florida, Dolly Parton, pirate dinner theater, Pigeon Forge, U.S. Route 98, Okaloosa County, cowboys, development director, pirates  
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2013-01-06 10:03:20 AM  
3 votes:
She never did develop pubic hair. Things don't grow in the shade.
2013-01-06 11:45:54 AM  
1 vote:
I always think what a shame it is about her childhood dream of being a accordion player.
2013-01-06 11:12:20 AM  
1 vote:
I definitely think about motorboats when I see her.
2013-01-06 10:47:08 AM  
1 vote:
I was thinking deflated bouncy castle.
2013-01-06 10:38:49 AM  
1 vote:

meerkat: h2ogate: I think her bra size is 32 Arrrrghhh.

When measuring for bras, you don't just use one side.

Maybe he was dictating...
2013-01-06 10:23:15 AM  
1 vote:
Required viewing for every Dolly thread: Dolly and Johnny Carson.
2013-01-06 10:11:00 AM  
1 vote:
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2013-01-06 09:57:25 AM  
1 vote:
Straight people?
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