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Need a world-renowned celebrity to record a calm, cool voicemail message? It can be had for only $1,000
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Thosw
2013-01-06 10:29:14 AM
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Meh. I can get Carl Kasell to do mine if I complete 2 out of 3 limericks correctly.
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2013-01-06 12:07:30 PM
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I actually do a mean Sam Kinison impression myself, but no one would get it.
You mean you can scream like a biatch for minutes at a time? Wow, that is rare.
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