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2013-01-06 09:49:40 AM
Dear [Roland], I understand those [Bloodshots] you are fighting pack some serious firepower....
 
2013-01-06 10:01:37 AM
No need for this service.

During a trip to Vegas, David Cassidy gave me my wake-up call!

/Gilbert Gottfried would have been way cooler
 
2013-01-06 10:02:36 AM
Too soon!
 
2013-01-06 10:12:46 AM

SomeoneDumb: No need for this service.

During a trip to Vegas, David Cassidy gave me my wake-up call!

/Gilbert Gottfried would have been way cooler


I'd pay for Gilber Gottfried to record my outgoing voicemail message. I actually do a mean Sam Kinison impression myself, but no one would get it.
 
2013-01-06 10:29:14 AM
Meh. I can get Carl Kasell to do mine if I complete 2 out of 3 limericks correctly.
 
2013-01-06 10:32:18 AM
So this family walks into a talent agency...
 
2013-01-06 10:37:52 AM
I want Morgan Freeman for my outgoing vmail message.

"I wish I could tell you Wadded Beef is available...I wish I could tell you he could pick up the phone..."

Or James Earl Jones:

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo."
 
2013-01-06 10:39:57 AM
Saw the headline and thought, "Well, if this is done for charity, it's very cool." Lo and behold...
 
2013-01-06 11:03:36 AM

Wadded Beef: Or James Earl Jones:

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo."


'Cept that wasn't JEJ.
 
2013-01-06 11:10:07 AM
 
2013-01-06 11:10:13 AM
Samuel L Jackson should do this.

Please?
 
2013-01-06 11:24:48 AM

B.L.Z. Bub: Wadded Beef: Or James Earl Jones:

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo."

'Cept that wasn't JEJ.


IMDb says it was him but "uncredited." Is that incorrect?
 
2013-01-06 11:27:18 AM
I'd like to have had Peter Cook do mine
 
2013-01-06 11:43:14 AM

Thosw: Meh. I can get Carl Kasell to do mine if I complete 2 out of 3 limericks correctly.


Came her for this. Satisfied. And now for lighting fill-in-the-blanks.
 
2013-01-06 12:07:30 PM

wildcardjack: I actually do a mean Sam Kinison impression myself, but no one would get it.


You mean you can scream like a biatch for minutes at a time? Wow, that is rare.
 
2013-01-06 12:37:23 PM
Gilbert can do a nuts-on swarmy Jerry Lewis and Jerry Seinfeld, among others. You might get a Rat Pack group recording.
 
2013-01-06 12:48:34 PM

B.L.Z. Bub: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo."

'Cept that wasn't JEJ.


So, JEJ recorded all of the dialogue except the No? As far as I know the only SW vader in suit dialogue that was not JEJ was the "Bring me my shuttle" from the SE of ESB.

//Abbreviations FTW
 
2013-01-06 01:08:10 PM
Can I get Alan Rickman? Pretty please?

"Hello, this is Professor Snape. Ms. Twist is unavailable at the moment. Please register your insignificant concerns at the tone. She will be delighted to hear them."
 
2013-01-06 01:28:04 PM

Twist2005: Can I get Alan Rickman? Pretty please?

"Hello, this is ...... Professor ......  Snape. ..............  Ms. Twist is ..........  unavailable ...  at the moment. Please register your ........... insignificant concerns ... at the tone. She will be delighted ......................... to hear them."


FTFY

I would pay $1,000 to charity to have Kate Mulgrew record mine as Captain Janeway.  But only if I have full creative control over the message.

/"F*CK their weapons and shields!  Aim for the bridge!"
 
2013-01-06 01:38:56 PM
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Put your money away, biatch. You want it, you earn it.
 
2013-01-06 02:09:28 PM
Don LaFontaine used to do this. And for far less than $1000.

(Usually donate a couple of bucks to a local charity, prove it, and he was ready to go as soon as you gave him the info he needed to access your VM)
 
2013-01-06 02:09:30 PM
Mine was only $300.00


http://www.autismspeaks.org/about-us/press-releases/tom-hanks-will-fe r rell-derek-jeter-betty-white-william-shatner-sound-off-for-autism-spea ks
 
2013-01-06 02:14:10 PM
Too bad John Facenda passed on. I'd pay good money for those dulcet tones on my answering machine.
 
2013-01-06 04:05:24 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: Twist2005: Can I get Alan Rickman? Pretty please?

"Hello, this is ...... Professor ......  Snape. ..............  Ms. Twist is ..........  unavailable ...  at the moment. Please register your ........... insignificant concerns ... at the tone. She will be delighted ......................... to hear them."

FTFY

I would pay $1,000 to charity to have Kate Mulgrew record mine as Captain Janeway.  But only if I have full creative control over the message.

/"F*CK their weapons and shields!  Aim for the bridge!"


Thank you, that looks waaaay better!
 
2013-01-06 06:17:02 PM
Had a friend who had Dick Tufeld("Lost In Space" robot) & John DiMaggio("Bender" from Futurama)-yes, he's big on robots. The problem was, when a salesman would get your # they'd pass it around the callcenter & his voicemails would be full of 40 odd hang-ups in a row
 
2013-01-06 08:36:40 PM

Thosw: Meh. I can get Carl Kasell to do mine if I complete 2 out of 3 limericks correctly.


came for a wait wait reference leaving happy
 
2013-01-07 07:27:36 PM

mjbok: B.L.Z. Bub: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo."

'Cept that wasn't JEJ.

So, JEJ recorded all of the dialogue except the No? As far as I know the only SW vader in suit dialogue that was not JEJ was the "Bring me my shuttle" from the SE of ESB.

//Abbreviations FTW


Nah, I'm just playin' wich youse guys. Sort of. But seriously, if you look into it, JEJ has been enigmatic about whether that's actually him at the end of the movie:

Although uncredited, Jones' voice is possibly heard as Darth Vader at the conclusion of Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith. When specifically asked whether he had supplied the voice, possibly from a previous recording, Jones told New York Newsday: "You'd have to ask Lucas about that. I don't know." (Wikipedia)

My theory is that he's supremely embarrassed by the scorn that resulted from that scene, so he won't cop to it.
 
2013-01-08 06:29:59 AM
Anyone got his agent's #? I bet he'd do it for $200 if you paid him direct.
 
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