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(Yahoo)   Ambassador to Colombia resigns after Christmas embassy orgy ends with whores stealing phones, laptops and pooping on the desks. Sounds like a typical Farc party to me   ( divider line
    More: Sick, FARC, Colombia, Colombian Police, tegucigalpa, ambassadors, Bogota  
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2013-01-05 11:40:44 PM  
5 votes:
i dont always go to christmas parties, but when i do, i poop on things.
2013-01-06 07:39:31 AM  
3 votes:
Look - when you hire Coutney Love as your social coordinator, you get what you deserve.
2013-01-06 02:01:20 AM  
3 votes:

Triumph: Sounds like a brilliantly conceived intelligence op. Just walk right in, steal the computers and poop on the desk.

In espionage circles, this is known as an 'Brown Russian'. Classic KGB tactic.
2013-01-06 02:22:51 AM  
2 votes:

2013-01-06 02:03:10 AM  
2 votes:

/Image is hot like a steaming pile of whore poop on an ambassador's desk!
2013-01-06 02:00:59 AM  
2 votes:

Triumph: Sounds like a brilliantly conceived intelligence op. Just walk right in, steal the computers and poop on the desk.

If this doesn't show up in the next season of Archer, I'm going to be disappointed.
2013-01-06 12:51:52 AM  
2 votes:
Shiat on the Ambassador's desk...
2013-01-06 07:56:17 AM  
1 vote:
I suppose Hillary is going to claim the clot prevents her from testifying about this, too!!

2013-01-06 06:30:54 AM  
1 vote:
How did they know it was the prostitutes that pooped on the desk? You can't really dust for poop.
2013-01-06 05:31:15 AM  
1 vote:
The diplomats!
2013-01-06 04:07:03 AM  
1 vote:
Your log sucks.
2013-01-06 03:00:15 AM  
1 vote:
Time to polish up my resume. I could do a FAR better job with managing office orgies overseas. The Columbia embassy needs to be completely overhauled. It's an embarrasment. Obviously the most professional people there were the hookers. I can name a half dozen things that were done wrong just from the article, and we know how much they leave out of such stories initially.

Obama needs to appoint people who can properly represent the type of country that ranks colleges by "Best Party Schools." My school didn't even have fraternities or get mentioned in those rankings but I could do far better than these jokers.
2013-01-06 02:23:08 AM  
1 vote:
Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?
2013-01-06 02:21:02 AM  
1 vote:
Sounds like they were members of Total Farc.
2013-01-06 02:20:54 AM  
1 vote:
Same old story, you don't pay them for sex, you pay them to leave without defecating on the desk and stealing computers.
2013-01-06 02:11:04 AM  
1 vote:

NowhereMon: Tegucigalpa, indeed!

Did they capture any of it on Montevideo?
2013-01-06 01:27:10 AM  
1 vote:
Sounds like a brilliantly conceived intelligence op. Just walk right in, steal the computers and poop on the desk.
2013-01-06 12:39:59 AM  
1 vote:
Tegucigalpa really is one of the tackier neighborhoods, if you know Latin America.

That's why I stay in Buenos Aires, Las Condes, Chile, or Valdivia, Chile. You'll see me there. I'll be the one in lots of sunscreen and under a big-ass umbrella.

/Seriously, though... Las Condes is where money is. I live in Arizona. Scottsdale has some serious money, but they don't have a dedicated Bentley dealership like in Las Condes. These families have seen revolutions and coups d'etats. They still have their money. That's invincible money. They look at the Rothschilds, DuPonts, and Rockefellers as "New Money." They've been in South America for almost 500 years. You don't fark with them, especialy La Familia Ahumada, or Los Hiriart. (That's Pinochet's widow's family.) These are people who consider Beverly Hills a slum. That's crazy cash.
//So why did I go off on this tangent? Tegucigalpa has a police force that knows where their Ho's are. They help run them and they get a cut. Honduras has like 4 powerful families and a million servants. And if I remember my history, even the Mayans said, "Let's get the hell out of here and head north."

"Honduras" means "waves" in Spanish, BTW. The Mayans got sick of them and left.
2013-01-05 11:44:00 PM  
1 vote:
Pooping on the desks?

See? This is why you never invite the Germans.
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