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(Yahoo)   Ambassador to Colombia resigns after Christmas embassy orgy ends with whores stealing phones, laptops and pooping on the desks. Sounds like a typical Farc party to me   (my.news.yahoo.com) divider line 100
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2013-01-06 04:07:03 AM  
Your log sucks.
 
2013-01-06 04:12:47 AM  
I've never met a prostitute who wasn't full of shyte.
 
2013-01-06 04:31:25 AM  
I wonder if that  Panamanian coke tits chick was there.
 
2013-01-06 04:33:55 AM  

BolloxReader: Obama needs to appoint people who can properly


Trolling? DNRTFA? FOX News brainwash victim?
All 3?
 
2013-01-06 04:41:11 AM  

Begoggle: BolloxReader: Obama needs to appoint people who can properly

Trolling? DNRTFA? FOX News brainwash victim?
All 3?


Now don't be sad, 'cause two outta three ain't bad.

Actually, all three, we are all Fox News victims :(
 
2013-01-06 04:41:42 AM  
"after they were asked to leave without being paid."

Ahh... I think I see the problem here.
 
2013-01-06 04:59:19 AM  
That's awesome Subby
 
2013-01-06 05:29:08 AM  
farm6.staticflickr.com

/I can't believe it had to be me
//You're all slipping
 
2013-01-06 05:31:15 AM  
The diplomats!
 
2013-01-06 05:35:04 AM  

ExperianScaresCthulhu: ecmoRandomNumbers:

/Seriously, though... Las Condes is where money is. I live in Arizona. Scottsdale has some serious money, but they don't have a dedicated Bentley dealership like in Las Condes. These families have seen revolutions and coups d'etats. They still have their money. That's invincible money. They look at the Rothschilds, DuPonts, and Rockefellers as "New Money." They've been in South America for almost 500 years. You don't fark with them, especialy La Familia Ahumada, or Los Hiriart. (That's Pinochet's widow's family.) These are people who consider Beverly Hills a slum. That's crazy cash.
//So why did I go off on this tangent? Tegucigalpa has a police force that knows where their Ho's are. They help run them and they get a cut. Honduras has like 4 powerful families and a million servants. And if I remember my history, even the Mayans said, "Let's get the hell out of here and head north."

That's not invincible money. That's collaborator money. Folks like that don't survive by taking (unpopular) stands, they survive by playing middle man to both sides. It's the other side of Idiocracy. They have excellent manipulation social darwinism skills.


No, you're wrong and ecmoRandomNumbers is right. As someone who lives in Latin America, I know what I'm talking about. Each Latin American country has a small number of families that control everything. You can trace these people's influence within the history of each country. And they can't be touched. They strike down and prop up presidents as they see fit.

You remember the Bolivian drugmaster from Scarface? How he spoke with Tony and talked about "people you don't mess with"? That's the people we're talking about.
 
2013-01-06 05:48:17 AM  
Worked at a large printing facility owned by four brothers years ago. One year they had a Christmas party that got a little crazy, and one brother boned one of the strippers in front of the whole shop. A different brother told the first one's new wife (he used to date her, and it was rumored that he still wanted her) about the boning. Within 2 years the partnership was dissolved, and the shop was closed. Whores, and rats.
 
2013-01-06 06:03:54 AM  
Stolen computers...deskfulls of hookerpoop...sounds like a perfectly successful orgy. I guess the guy wanted to go out on top.
 
2013-01-06 06:30:54 AM  
How did they know it was the prostitutes that pooped on the desk? You can't really dust for poop.
 
2013-01-06 06:32:57 AM  

Greywar: As for going out and doing the hookers with your co-workers....

Dont. Just dont. Do it on your own time. Ive worked at some places where it was done, but I dont recommend it. Do it on your own time, not with coworkers who will later think they have a in with something on you.


Never give coworkers blackmail material.
 
2013-01-06 06:44:09 AM  

Gunny Walker: How did they know it was the prostitutes that pooped on the desk? You can't really dust for poop.


wofl.images.worldnow.com
 
2013-01-06 07:14:13 AM  
Moral of the story:
Stay away from Columbian whores if you don't know how to conduct business of buying sex.

/Can someone actually confirm this without posting a pic or meme?
 
2013-01-06 07:39:31 AM  
Look - when you hire Coutney Love as your social coordinator, you get what you deserve.
 
2013-01-06 07:53:49 AM  
HA! We got you now n0bama! Their is no way slipping your way out of thi.....

The Honduran ambassador to Colombia was forced to resign Saturday after his bodyguard reportedly held a Christmas party with prostitutes at the mission...

/damn...
 
2013-01-06 07:56:17 AM  
I suppose Hillary is going to claim the clot prevents her from testifying about this, too!!

/fwd:fwd:fwd:fwd;..etc.
 
2013-01-06 08:12:53 AM  
I can't wait for the to become the next Benghazi for Republicans. Because of course Obama knows something about this scandal.

/At least Brownie awards were not given prior to his moving on from that position.
//Seeing the potus next to a Columbian hooker needs to be photoshopped.
 
2013-01-06 08:28:46 AM  
If we know anything is you don't pay hookers for sex, you pay them to leave. Evidently they liked to be tipped to not poop on stuff, unless the bodyguard tipped them TO poop on his boss' desk.

/Was relieved to see that no Americans were involved.
 
2013-01-06 08:45:18 AM  

lack of warmth: If we know anything is you don't pay hookers for sex, you pay them to leave. Evidently they liked to be tipped to not poop on stuff, unless the bodyguard tipped them TO poop on his boss' desk.

/Was relieved to see that no Americans were involved.


The hookers were relieved as well.

/In a more general sense
 
2013-01-06 08:46:47 AM  
Damn it, I never get invited to anything.
 
2013-01-06 08:49:07 AM  

fusillade762: doglover: Moral of the story: PAY YO HOS.

Seriously. Did they learn nothing from our Secret Service scandal?



The 'doodoo on desks' part of the story made no sense until it was mentioned that the workers were about to be laid off (excuse me) with no bonus (there I go again).

There are several legendary Hollywood accounts of irate actors pissing on studio heads' desks to show their displeasure. The unlovable Harry Cohn was the recipient of one such golden shower.

Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.
 
2013-01-06 08:53:14 AM  
Mention the phrase "booze-fueled orgy with prostitutes" and I am there.
 
2013-01-06 09:00:33 AM  

Aces and Eights: I'm impressed they could poop on command like that. THAT is talent.


You have obviously never had teh buttsecks.
 
2013-01-06 09:20:30 AM  
Hooker: De nos el dinero.
Juan: No. Vayan.
Hooker: Siii? (Fffaaarrrrttt! Plop.)
 
2013-01-06 09:50:22 AM  
media.theiapolis.com

/is that a shiat?
 
2013-01-06 10:11:07 AM  
Tell me we have video.

I have those sort of interests, yes.
 
2013-01-06 10:46:28 AM  
...Reports said the prostitutes stole embassy computers and cell phones, and defecated on the desks of the ambassador and the commercial attache....

Mila Kunis musta freaked out when she saw this....
 
2013-01-06 10:49:56 AM  
I wish you farkers would actually read through the comments before making one. 80 comments in and all we have (minus a pic of a hot FARCer) are three types of response:

1. "this happened in TED, I'll reference it."

2. "good play, subby"

3. "secret service callback"

you unoriginal bastards.
 
2013-01-06 10:55:01 AM  

Aussie_As: Farc party! That's play of the day to Subby. Superb.


Because that's never been used before.
 
2013-01-06 11:10:27 AM  
i want to advertise here for my new business, its a combination overzealous staffer/prostitute hiring bodyguard staffing agency. For a small extremely large secret fee i will "do" any number of borderline criminal behavior with"out" your knowledge.
 
2013-01-06 11:17:19 AM  
Subby, as a former member of the Core, I'll give you a hearty "Hooah" then pick up my gun, salute smartly then run up the hill.
 
2013-01-06 11:29:24 AM  
Now we know how she got the concussion...

www.omdoubleg.com
 
2013-01-06 12:19:50 PM  
Christmas + Orgy

I think Hondurans have lost track of the meaning of Christ Mass.
 
2013-01-06 12:23:09 PM  
Rule #1: Don't use hookers on work time.

Rule #2: If you violate Rule #1, then pay your hookers, you farkin morons!
 
2013-01-06 02:04:57 PM  
crow202.org

(Hardly any pictures of what cute Colombian women might look like? This should not be!)
 
2013-01-06 02:24:14 PM  
I'll just leave this here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRx49-leiRE
 
2013-01-06 06:37:11 PM  
At some point people are just going to avoid the hell out of Columbian Whores. Maybe we need just one more scandal from them for the world to wake up and avoid them.
 
2013-01-06 09:46:33 PM  
Yes yes, phone-stealing whores. I need more info about lemon-stealing whores.
 
2013-01-06 11:20:00 PM  
www.rottenecards.com
 
2013-01-07 08:43:44 AM  
I was wondering if these super-whores were spies, but Google tells me Columbia eliminated their Intelligence Agency in 2011 after too many fark ups, corruption, illegal wiretaps, and murdering a journalist. Go Columbia.
 
2013-01-07 10:06:11 AM  
so you want me to go? I'll go alright, right on this desk.
 
2013-01-07 12:43:54 PM  
But first, the whores!

You toobe linke:
Link
 
2013-01-07 03:15:20 PM  

Greywar: 1. always pay your hookers. if the sex sucked, pay them and dont call them again
2. These hookers are never going to be found alive. Seriously.

People like that, in a country like that losing their position over some hookers? Yeah theres more going on. Those hookers are dead.



Tell us the rest of the story.

What exactly is going on? why are the hookers dead? what do you mean?
 
2013-01-07 03:59:11 PM  

rev. dave: At some point people are just going to avoid the hell out of Columbian Whores. Maybe we need just one more scandal from them for the world to wake up and avoid them.


Whatever good can be said about Columbian whores, the truth is they have terrible PR people.
 
2013-01-08 11:27:31 AM  

la_cyberchicana: arentol: I can barely conceive of how people do this stuff at all. Doing it with co-workers though? That I can't even begin to wrap my head around.

I had a manager for a while who worked in another city and who would come into town a couple times a year. Every time he visited he would take the team out for lunch or dinner, and every time on our way to AND from the meal he would ask about where the strip clubs were and suggest we visit one. Every time one of us would make a vague gesture and say "a few blocks that way" to the question, and we would all 100% ignore the suggestion. He NEVER got it, and just kept suggesting it whenever their was a pause in the conversation. None of us were interested in going to strip clubs to start with, and we sure as HELL didn't want to go with anyone we worked with, especially that freaky loser. (He was eventually fired for inappropriate behavior of a sexual nature btw.)

My father was the auditor in chief for the Central American division of a major US bank back in the 1970s, in Guatemala. He supervised the other auditors in the division, who were all invariably young men fresh out of college. He always told them that if he ever caught them hiring prostitutes, visiting strip clubs, gambling, or doing anything else shady, he'd have them on the first PanAm flight back to the states, and good luck getting a job in any other bank without a reference. My dad wasn't prudish or religious -- he just had his company's interests at heart, and messing with hookers or gambling was a sure way to tarnish the image and working relationships of the bank in Guatemala (a pretty conservative society back then). He'd also lecture them about women in Central America, pointing out that most of them thought sleeping with a man was tantamount to an offer/acceptance of a marriage proposal, and if any relationships ended badly, the man would have the woman's family after them, and a world of hurt for himself and the company. Needless to say, a few of them ...


Live somewhere for years as a young man, but OH NOOS don't you dare have sex! Sounds like coporate America alright.

The top guy didn't practice what he preached, amirite?
 
2013-01-08 11:35:34 AM  
Considering that the Hondurans like to throw debtors into prison, set the prisons on fire and gun down anyone who tries to run away, this is not the most egregious thing I've read about them.

/there's a video of at least one of these incidents on YT
//why yes the US School of the Americas does train their military and police
 
2013-01-09 01:17:05 AM  

rocky_howard: ExperianScaresCthulhu: ecmoRandomNumbers:

/Seriously, though... Las Condes is where money is. I live in Arizona. Scottsdale has some serious money, but they don't have a dedicated Bentley dealership like in Las Condes. These families have seen revolutions and coups d'etats. They still have their money. That's invincible money. They look at the Rothschilds, DuPonts, and Rockefellers as "New Money." They've been in South America for almost 500 years. You don't fark with them, especialy La Familia Ahumada, or Los Hiriart. (That's Pinochet's widow's family.) These are people who consider Beverly Hills a slum. That's crazy cash.
//So why did I go off on this tangent? Tegucigalpa has a police force that knows where their Ho's are. They help run them and they get a cut. Honduras has like 4 powerful families and a million servants. And if I remember my history, even the Mayans said, "Let's get the hell out of here and head north."

That's not invincible money. That's collaborator money. Folks like that don't survive by taking (unpopular) stands, they survive by playing middle man to both sides. It's the other side of Idiocracy. They have excellent manipulation social darwinism skills.

No, you're wrong and ecmoRandomNumbers is right. As someone who lives in Latin America, I know what I'm talking about. Each Latin American country has a small number of families that control everything. You can trace these people's influence within the history of each country. And they can't be touched. They strike down and prop up presidents as they see fit.

You remember the Bolivian drugmaster from Scarface? How he spoke with Tony and talked about "people you don't mess with"? That's the people we're talking about.


Which is why Morales is the President of Bolivia, and all of a sudden Sucre wants to secede?
 
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