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(The Sun)   Cute 22-year-old brunette: Cannabis turned me into a thieving heroin addict with OCD, panic attacks (w/pics)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 49
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2013-01-05 11:58:05 PM  
13 votes:
I'd like to blame the internet for my short attention span but it was probably pre-existing and these are really good crackers and I wonder what the boiling point of neodymium is.
2013-01-06 12:12:40 AM  
7 votes:
Show us on the dolly where the bad plant touched you.
2013-01-06 12:41:56 AM  
6 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-01-06 12:47:07 AM  
5 votes:
For me it started with my mother's teets. They'd be the first thing I reached for and id fall asleep with them in my mouth. When they were away for even a few seconds id bawl my brains out and kick, fuss and shake. Damn that evil woman getting me addictified.
2013-01-06 12:48:40 AM  
4 votes:

Just another Heartland Weirdass: For me it started with my mother's teets. They'd be the first thing I reached for and id fall asleep with them in my mouth. When they were away for even a few seconds id bawl my brains out and kick, fuss and shake. Damn that evil woman getting me addictified.


she hooked me the same way.
2013-01-06 12:09:30 AM  
4 votes:
Mother's milk, leads to everything, man
2013-01-06 08:06:41 AM  
3 votes:
My problems started with school. Soon I pregressed to college, and before I knew it I was having to get out of bed and go to work for eight hours a day. SCHOOL RUINED MY LIFE.
2013-01-06 04:05:23 AM  
3 votes:
xtupload.com

Next thing you know, this lady will be wearing a zoot suit, listening to jazz music and jumping off of 20 story buildings in her weed induced craze.
2013-01-06 12:08:42 AM  
3 votes:

Don't Troll Me Bro!: FunkOut: I'd like to blame the internet for my short attention span but it was probably pre-existing and these are really good crackers and I wonder what the boiling point of neodymium is.

3127 C. Man, for someone who let the internet ruin his life you're google-fu needs work.


I was trying to force myself to remember. Then I got distracted by pictures of trans-Neptunian objects.
2013-01-06 12:04:20 AM  
3 votes:

FunkOut: I'd like to blame the internet for my short attention span but it was probably pre-existing and these are really good crackers and I wonder what the boiling point of neodymium is.


3127 C. Man, for someone who let the internet ruin his life you're google-fu needs work.
2013-01-06 11:56:16 AM  
2 votes:
Just turned to my 50+ year old mom and asked if weed turned her into a thieving herion addict. Or anyone else she knows or has partaken with. She got a confused look on her face and said "no."

I'm not so sure though. Just the last several days I've been going pretty heavy on the herb. Suddenly I feel like doing heroin and stealing things.
2013-01-06 06:36:48 AM  
2 votes:
You might end up like this unfortunate man if you smoke the reefer!
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/That's right. Smoking weed leads to being a black president.
2013-01-06 01:25:30 AM  
2 votes:
That's nothing. She should see what the Fark politics tab did to my buddy. Breitbart, NRO, WND... the poor bastard. All it took was that first click.
2013-01-06 01:19:26 AM  
2 votes:

MurphyMurphy: -I dated a chick that had a completely real and debilitating panic attack when I broke up with her. Love and dating shouldn't be illegal.


Maybe we can just make dating you illegal.

If you're causing panic attacks by breakin' up with people, we need to get that under control. I'm calling the DEA. This new Murphy2 stuff on the bar scene has got to be regulated.
2013-01-06 01:13:27 AM  
2 votes:

FunkOut: Stonerbloopers: FunkOut: I'd like to blame the internet for my short attention span but it was probably pre-existing and these are really good crackers and I wonder what the boiling point of neodymium is.

5565 °F

/What kind of crackers?

Breton Basil and Olive Oil. And it just occurred to me I don't know where my magnets are.


That sounds delicious. Hopefully the magnets weren't in the cracker box.

/I need to show up in these threads more often.
2013-01-06 12:53:50 AM  
2 votes:
Seems like her major problems began when she moved to Australia.

See? Everything down here can cause you harm. Stay away, pommie junkie whinging twatwaddles. We kill you!
2013-01-06 12:43:22 AM  
2 votes:

Stonerbloopers: FunkOut: I'd like to blame the internet for my short attention span but it was probably pre-existing and these are really good crackers and I wonder what the boiling point of neodymium is.

5565 °F

/What kind of crackers?


Breton Basil and Olive Oil. And it just occurred to me I don't know where my magnets are.
2013-01-06 12:32:42 AM  
2 votes:

FunkOut: I'd like to blame the internet for my short attention span but it was probably pre-existing and these are really good crackers and I wonder what the boiling point of neodymium is.


5565 °F

/What kind of crackers?
2013-01-06 12:28:46 AM  
2 votes:
I bet she liked sugar so much as a kid that she became "addicted". This cycle started way earlier.
i586.photobucket.com
2013-01-06 12:21:17 AM  
2 votes:

Aussie_As: Heroin is what gets you hooked on heroin. This woman is a moron.


I thought it was an overwhelming desire for severe constipation. Some people really hate pooping.
2013-01-06 12:13:31 AM  
2 votes:

Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a farking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suit on hire purchase in a range of farking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fark you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing farking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, farked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future.

Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got grass?

2013-01-05 11:17:27 PM  
2 votes:
ftfa:
"My problems started with alcohol. I moved on to cannabis, then cocaine, and eventually heroin. It's a typical progression for an addict."

So, what happened here? Legal pot laws hopped into the magical time machine, went back to when she was 14 and put a joint in her already drunken mouth?

Take some farking responsibility for your life. If you are an addict, that's on you.  You farked up. Your parents farked up. Instead of living your life you sought out escapes from it.

Pot didn't ruin your life. Neither did heroin or cocaine or alcohol. YOU RUINED YOUR LIFE.
This is the first lesson people like this have to learn if they ever want to actually go straight.

/drama student?
//I'd say she sounds like the drama farking master to me.
2013-01-07 11:30:13 AM  
1 votes:

Frederick: I want to party with this guy.


Well... EIP for the next time you're in Sweden. But I'll be honest, I'm much more fun to hang with sober, as I'll actually converse. With a bottle of scotch, a half ounce of stickyblackcouchlock hash, and a gram of K in me, not so much.

Oh, and I don't share. I mean, not like the dude you know who bogarts the doob till it's a quarter inch from the roach. I'm usually too self absorbed to pass.

I recently ate a quarter of my christmas stash in one go, in the name of science.

/this is my sober week before work re-starts next Monday.
2013-01-06 03:25:29 PM  
1 votes:

uttertosh: kazikian: If you're lucky enough to find you can use and abuse substances without ruining your life, how about you enjoy your good fortune quietly instead of berating those that suffer due to drugs.

I'm an addict. I still agree with what Murphy said. 100%.

I'm now addicted to working, gardening, playing guitar, and violin, writing music, reading, cooking, and talking with friends. (and a whole list of stuff that fills that void)

I still go on self-allowed-and controlled benders twice yearly. At home. On my paid semester.


Careful with that, I've found that "controlled benders" seem to be about as real as "gateway drugs". YMMV
2013-01-06 01:54:30 PM  
1 votes:

Apos: Two things:

1. The Sun link + "cute blonde/brunette/redhead" headline = DO NOT CLICK


I think the established meme is "hottie." If a Sun related headline uses a term besides hottie it's probably sincere, at least by British standards.

/"GLOWING with health" is probably Sun-copywriter-speech for "nice tits"
2013-01-06 07:36:41 AM  
1 votes:
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"Chicks cannot hold their smoke, dat's what it is."
2013-01-06 07:34:50 AM  
1 votes:

kazikian: I think I misspoke or you misunderstood me or both. Pot isn't the problem. The problem is when a drug becomes your whole life. With heroin that happens for everyone, with pot for very few, but rest assured it happens. Because it is the addictive process in question not the means by which it continues.


I don't think you understand the difference between mental and physical addiction, and trying to draw parallels between the two is disingenuous.

The "addictive process" of habit forming substances vs substances that you become physically dependent on are VASTLY different.

When you stop smoking weed, you wish you had more weed.

When you stop taking heroin, you end up curled up in your bed soaked in sweat, in physical pain, while your body spasms uncontrollably.

When you are "addicted to weed" you make bongs out of everything.

When you are addicted to heroin you will do ANYTHING to get more.

When you get clean from smoking weed, you look back on those days and say "those were some good times, but I've grown up and moved on."

When you get clean from heroin you look back on those days and say "Goddamn I wish I had some heroin right now."

I know you're trying to make some grandiose point about how "anyone can ruin their lives with any drug" but you just cannot compare weed to heroin. It's not the same in any sense. Heroin is massively addictive and will catch and destroy even people who do not have addictive personalities. Weed will not trap people who don't have addictive personalities, and even if you have an addictive personality, weed is much easier to shake.

You will never truly kick a heroin addiction. You will always want more. Forever. It's burned into your brain, you see.

A stoner will get over it in a couple of days/weeks.
2013-01-06 07:09:44 AM  
1 votes:
Don't be shocked by the tone of my voice
Check out my new weapon, weapon of choice

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Check out my new weapon, weapon of choice

Listen to the sound of my voice
You can check it all out, it's the weapon of choice

Don't be shocked by the tone of my voice
It's the new weapon, weapon of choice

You can go with this,
Or you can go with that,
You can go with this,
Or you can go with that,
You can go with this,
Or you can go with that,
Or you can throw with us

Walk without rhythm
it won't attract the worm

Walk without rhythm
and it won't attract the worm

Walk without rhythm
and it won't attract the worm

If you walk without rhythm
ah, you'll never learn

Don't be shocked by the tone of my voice
Check out my new weapon, weapon of choice

Don't be shocked by the tone of my voice
Check out my new weapon, weapon of choice

Be careful, we don't know them
Be careful, we don't know them
Be careful, we don't know them

You can go with this,
Or you can go with that,
You can go with this,
Or you can go with that,
You can go with this,
Or you can go with that,
You can go with this,
Or you can go with that,
You can go with this,
Or you can go with that,
You can go with this,
Or you can go with that,

Organically grown, through the hemisphere I roam
Too big love to the angels of light
Yeah, and my girl

She just don't understand
is gone beyond being a man

As I drift off into the night, I'm in flight
She's a Boy scout no doubt
but I'm going to hold my cool,
because of easy rules

Yeah, so move on baby, yeah

Halfway between the gutter and the stars, yeah
Halfway between the gutter and the stars, yeah

You can go with this,
Or you can go with that,
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Or you can go with that,
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Or you can go with that,
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Or you can go with that,
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Or you can go with that,
2013-01-06 03:33:30 AM  
1 votes:
Smoking pot causes you to get straight a's and land a scholarship with Oxford, at least that's what I learned from the article.
2013-01-06 03:16:27 AM  
1 votes:
"My problems started with alcohol. I moved on to cannabis, then cocaine, and eventually heroin. It's a typical progression for an addict."

t3.gstatic.com
2013-01-06 03:09:52 AM  
1 votes:

FunkOut: I'd like to blame the internet for my short attention span but it was probably pre-existing and these are really good crackers and I wonder what the boiling point of neodymium is.


And now, half an hour of reading on the Periodic Table from wiki, and I should be in bed. Thanks!
2013-01-06 02:38:57 AM  
1 votes:
img.thesun.co.uk

Healthy now...Ocean Hannah

Really, because she's a solid 20 pounds over weight.

img.thesun.co.uk

They call her gaunt in this photo but she's more likely at her IBW. Chubby chasers do like their ditch pigs plus it scores them points with their readers.

img.thesun.co.uk

Probably in her best shape here except she needs to learn how to duck a left hook or stay away from her pimp when he's throwing them. Looks like she's methed up to me with formication skin lesions.
2013-01-06 02:11:42 AM  
1 votes:
ochmonek.files.wordpress.com

Man is that the reefer man?"
"that's the reefer man"
"I belive he's losing his mind"
"I think he's lost his mind!"

Cab Calloway - Reefer Man
2013-01-06 01:42:42 AM  
1 votes:
Oh yeah? Well it turned me into a newt!
2013-01-06 01:37:42 AM  
1 votes:

doglover: Maybe we can just make dating you illegal.


Judging by the complete lack of action I've been getting lately, I'm starting to think they have made dating me illegal.
:-/
2013-01-06 01:34:47 AM  
1 votes:
I blame acid.

/aliens made me do it
//repeatedly
2013-01-06 01:25:28 AM  
1 votes:

sxacho: When I was in college, strange town, no friends yet after probably too long a time, I was heckled on the street by a bum, so I said fark it and asked him where to get some pot. I was pretty much a stoner at my old school but transferred to this new place. And so began an adventure of a night where he led me through some seedy shiat which culminated in me hanging out in a filthy apartment while some guy with my money went off to "get some weed" for me. While there I was asked by some of this bum's friends to do the needle for them as their hands were too unsteady due to all the, I dunno, heroin I guess? I politely refused and sat in this room waiting for the return on my money while listening to a couple dudes quietly talk to God or whatever while some movie was on the tv. Every new and then one of them would ask me again to shoot them up while I sat there, scared out of my mind, saying no thanks.

But in the end, it all worked out. That was some crazy shiat though. Didn't get robbed (didn't have any more money), didn't suck dick for pot, and didn't accept any offers of whatever they were injecting into themselves. Plus I made a friend. Here's to you Charlie the crazy bum. Isn't that what it's all about?

/didn't really make a friend that night
//did get my money's worth of Mexican ditch weed though


Yikes.  I've been in similar situations while waiting for dope.  And apparently I have a real "might be a cop/snitch" vibe about me which isnt helpful.

I'm old enough now that I've got stable hook ups.
2013-01-06 12:28:52 AM  
1 votes:
And, that's a dude.
2013-01-06 12:24:53 AM  
1 votes:
HAHAHAHAHAHA*breathe* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAh.
2013-01-06 12:23:24 AM  
1 votes:

FunkOut: Aussie_As: Heroin is what gets you hooked on heroin. This woman is a moron.

I thought it was an overwhelming desire for severe constipation. Some people really hate pooping.


Well I must admit I hadn't considered this possibility.
2013-01-06 12:13:37 AM  
1 votes:

Mind of the North Star: or maybe you're just a coont


www.ipfwcommunicator.org
2013-01-06 12:13:17 AM  
1 votes:

nburghmatt: johncb76006: It would be a lot easier to judge how healthy she is now if she would pop that top and let those puppies out for some air.

she'll do whatever you want her to do for a little taste of that sweet, sweet cannabis.


www.spikednation.com
2013-01-06 12:11:48 AM  
1 votes:
That girl is a hot mess with or without any of those drugs.
2013-01-06 12:10:50 AM  
1 votes:
or maybe you're just a coont
2013-01-06 12:09:44 AM  
1 votes:
She doesn't mean to impose, but she is the Ocean.
2013-01-06 12:08:45 AM  
1 votes:

johncb76006: It would be a lot easier to judge how healthy she is now if she would pop that top and let those puppies out for some air.


she'll do whatever you want her to do for a little taste of that sweet, sweet cannabis.
2013-01-06 12:03:30 AM  
1 votes:
It would be a lot easier to judge how healthy she is now if she would pop that top and let those puppies out for some air.
2013-01-06 12:02:04 AM  
1 votes:
This evening, I started with alcohol and moved on to cannabis and cocaine.

I have managed to do so without destroying my life.
2013-01-06 12:01:41 AM  
1 votes:
Addiction ... re-enactment of a person burning heroin in a spoon ......bwahahahhahaaha
 
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