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(The Sun)   Cute 22-year-old brunette: Cannabis turned me into a thieving heroin addict with OCD, panic attacks (w/pics)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 209
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2013-01-05 11:17:27 PM
ftfa:
"My problems started with alcohol. I moved on to cannabis, then cocaine, and eventually heroin. It's a typical progression for an addict."

So, what happened here? Legal pot laws hopped into the magical time machine, went back to when she was 14 and put a joint in her already drunken mouth?

Take some farking responsibility for your life. If you are an addict, that's on you.  You farked up. Your parents farked up. Instead of living your life you sought out escapes from it.

Pot didn't ruin your life. Neither did heroin or cocaine or alcohol. YOU RUINED YOUR LIFE.
This is the first lesson people like this have to learn if they ever want to actually go straight.

/drama student?
//I'd say she sounds like the drama farking master to me.
 
2013-01-05 11:26:38 PM
No it didn't.
 
2013-01-05 11:29:06 PM

MurphyMurphy: ftfa:
"My problems started with alcohol. I moved on to cannabis, then cocaine, and eventually heroin. It's a typical progression for an addict."

So, what happened here? Legal pot laws hopped into the magical time machine, went back to when she was 14 and put a joint in her already drunken mouth?

Take some farking responsibility for your life. If you are an addict, that's on you. You farked up. Your parents farked up. Instead of living your life you sought out escapes from it.

Pot didn't ruin your life. Neither did heroin or cocaine or alcohol. YOU RUINED YOUR LIFE.
This is the first lesson people like this have to learn if they ever want to actually go straight.

/drama student?
//I'd say she sounds like the drama farking master to me.


I agree with what you said, but I would like to draw attention to the disconnect that allows people to attribute cannabis with being a gateway while ignoring alcohol, nicotine, caffeine and prescription meds as gateways.
 
2013-01-05 11:35:28 PM
Point 1:  She was a lot cuter back when she was a stoner.  Now she looks like a dude.

Point 2:
the recovering addict, now 22, says: "For people with addictive personalities or who need to fill a void, legalising cannabis could be so dangerous.

"My problems started with alcohol...


Bwahahahahha
 
2013-01-05 11:37:53 PM
Two things:

1. The Sun link + "cute blonde/brunette/redhead" headline = DO NOT CLICK

2. I call BS on this tale. This is the exact opposite of what cannabis does.
 
2013-01-05 11:58:05 PM
I'd like to blame the internet for my short attention span but it was probably pre-existing and these are really good crackers and I wonder what the boiling point of neodymium is.
 
2013-01-05 11:58:29 PM
This thread should be amusing.
 
2013-01-06 12:00:11 AM
Does coke really cost 200 pounds a gram in Sydney? Da Fuq?
 
2013-01-06 12:00:41 AM

HotWingAgenda: Point 1:  She was a lot cuter back when she was a stoner.  Now she looks like a dude.

Point 2:
the recovering addict, now 22, says: "For people with addictive personalities or who need to fill a void, legalising cannabis could be so dangerous.

"My problems started with alcohol...

Bwahahahahha


Yep. every single person I've ever met with a serious drug problem started with alcohol.
 
2013-01-06 12:01:41 AM
Addiction ... re-enactment of a person burning heroin in a spoon ......bwahahahhahaaha
 
2013-01-06 12:02:04 AM
This evening, I started with alcohol and moved on to cannabis and cocaine.

I have managed to do so without destroying my life.
 
2013-01-06 12:02:09 AM
Interesting they glossed over that she was smoking weed at 14, was an A student at 18 (4 years later, smoking weed), and then in college had problems.

Oh, her dad died when she was 14? Hmm....

Let's not blame marijuana for someone's lack of coping skills.
 
2013-01-06 12:02:19 AM
NEWS FLASH you were always a theiving heroin addict with OCD who was prone to panic attacks. You also happen to be a pot smoker. Pot did not cause you to do all those horrible things. You did it to yourself.

/a smoker who is neither an OCD heroin addict or an anxious thief
 
2013-01-06 12:02:31 AM

HotWingAgenda: Point 1:  She was a lot cuter back when she was a stoner.  Now she looks like a dude.

Point 2:
the recovering addict, now 22, says: "For people with addictive personalities or who need to fill a void, legalising cannabis could be so dangerous.

"My problems started with alcohol...

Bwahahahahha


Exactly!

If she was sincere she would be campaigning for the banning of alcohol as well, since it was obviously her real "gateway drug."
 
2013-01-06 12:03:14 AM
It's more of an argument FOR legalization, so potheads can stop having to hang out with junkies to buy weed.
 
2013-01-06 12:03:30 AM
It would be a lot easier to judge how healthy she is now if she would pop that top and let those puppies out for some air.
 
2013-01-06 12:04:20 AM

FunkOut: I'd like to blame the internet for my short attention span but it was probably pre-existing and these are really good crackers and I wonder what the boiling point of neodymium is.


3127 C. Man, for someone who let the internet ruin his life you're google-fu needs work.
 
2013-01-06 12:05:48 AM

MurphyMurphy: ftfa:
"My problems started with alcohol. I moved on to cannabis, then cocaine, and eventually heroin. It's a typical progression for an addict."

So, what happened here? Legal pot laws hopped into the magical time machine, went back to when she was 14 and put a joint in her already drunken mouth?

Take some farking responsibility for your life. If you are an addict, that's on you.  You farked up. Your parents farked up. Instead of living your life you sought out escapes from it.

Pot didn't ruin your life. Neither did heroin or cocaine or alcohol. YOU RUINED YOUR LIFE.
This is the first lesson people like this have to learn if they ever want to actually go straight.

/drama student?
//I'd say she sounds like the drama farking master to me.


So much THIS!

Earlier tonight I was overhearing a friend of mine laying some truth down to a kid, trying to get him to come to terms with his heroin addiction.
 
2013-01-06 12:06:18 AM

Frederick: I agree with what you said, but I would like to draw attention to the disconnect that allows people to attribute cannabis with being a gateway while ignoring alcohol, nicotine, caffeine and prescription meds as gateways.


It's people like you what cause unrest.
 
2013-01-06 12:06:44 AM
Hogwash, with 10% truth stirred in.

If you are a compulsive self--destructive personality, you will find a way to achieve your goal, whether that means is pot, drugs, booze, potato chips or anything else. Take away all that and you can waste your life sitting in your momma's garage playing video games until you are 40.

I stayed stoned to the gills throughout the 60s, and nobody held a gun to my head. I drank an ocean of alcohol throughout the 70s and never got hooked on it. But I stayed hooked on nicotine from 1963 to about 1995, and that was the hardest habit of all to break.

No chemical is stronger than I am, and no man on earth can tell me what to do. I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.

Suck it, trolls.
 
2013-01-06 12:08:42 AM

Don't Troll Me Bro!: FunkOut: I'd like to blame the internet for my short attention span but it was probably pre-existing and these are really good crackers and I wonder what the boiling point of neodymium is.

3127 C. Man, for someone who let the internet ruin his life you're google-fu needs work.


I was trying to force myself to remember. Then I got distracted by pictures of trans-Neptunian objects.
 
2013-01-06 12:08:45 AM

johncb76006: It would be a lot easier to judge how healthy she is now if she would pop that top and let those puppies out for some air.


she'll do whatever you want her to do for a little taste of that sweet, sweet cannabis.
 
2013-01-06 12:09:30 AM
Mother's milk, leads to everything, man
 
2013-01-06 12:09:44 AM
She doesn't mean to impose, but she is the Ocean.
 
2013-01-06 12:10:50 AM
or maybe you're just a coont
 
2013-01-06 12:11:48 AM
That girl is a hot mess with or without any of those drugs.
 
2013-01-06 12:12:40 AM
Show us on the dolly where the bad plant touched you.
 
2013-01-06 12:13:17 AM

nburghmatt: johncb76006: It would be a lot easier to judge how healthy she is now if she would pop that top and let those puppies out for some air.

she'll do whatever you want her to do for a little taste of that sweet, sweet cannabis.


www.spikednation.com
 
2013-01-06 12:13:20 AM

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: It's more of an argument FOR legalization, so potheads can stop having to hang out with junkies to buy weed.


This.  There would be no "falling in with the wrong crowd" if the wrong crowd weren't 100% in control of distribution of marijuana.

Gotta love the whole "weed ruined my life" -- because weed definitely forced her to agree to spend £200/gram on cocaine and heroin.
 
2013-01-06 12:13:31 AM

Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a farking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suit on hire purchase in a range of farking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fark you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing farking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, farked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future.

Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got grass?

 
2013-01-06 12:13:37 AM

Mind of the North Star: or maybe you're just a coont


www.ipfwcommunicator.org
 
2013-01-06 12:15:47 AM
Heroin is what gets you hooked on heroin. This woman is a moron.
 
2013-01-06 12:16:47 AM
Probably a high-maintenance AW from an early age. Got a Makiby Barbie instead of the Ballerina Barbie, had a hissy fit, and said ,"I'll show them!" Next week: smoking and drinking.

All else follows.
 
2013-01-06 12:17:31 AM
I plan on becoming the world's biggest Taurine Tycoon. I found a source in China for pennies a kilo...after I base that shiat up, I push the powder in subways across America for $20/gr.

/why no hate for the red bull habit
 
2013-01-06 12:17:46 AM
Makiby = Malibu *stoopid fingers*
 
2013-01-06 12:17:55 AM

MurphyMurphy: ftfa:
"My problems started with alcohol. I moved on to cannabis, then cocaine, and eventually heroin."


"But it was the cannabis that did me in. Yeup."
 
2013-01-06 12:18:04 AM
most substance abusers start with nicotine or alcohol. The problem isn't really the substance, but the person who has the addiction. They could have been abusing "legal" prescription meds too and it's no different than going with the illegal substances.
 
2013-01-06 12:21:17 AM

Aussie_As: Heroin is what gets you hooked on heroin. This woman is a moron.


I thought it was an overwhelming desire for severe constipation. Some people really hate pooping.
 
2013-01-06 12:23:11 AM
That's a whole lot of madness from one reefer.
She should turn her story into a special news report.

/its got too many plot holes to be movie.
 
2013-01-06 12:23:24 AM

FunkOut: Aussie_As: Heroin is what gets you hooked on heroin. This woman is a moron.

I thought it was an overwhelming desire for severe constipation. Some people really hate pooping.


Well I must admit I hadn't considered this possibility.
 
2013-01-06 12:24:53 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHA*breathe* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAh.
 
2013-01-06 12:26:23 AM
I recommend that recovering addicts smoke weed. I mean, you don't have to, but it's worked out well for me.
 
2013-01-06 12:28:17 AM
Oh, The Sun. Is there a drama addict you won't give attention to?

/C'mon, she's a DRAMA STUDENT. Her only training is to LIE.
 
2013-01-06 12:28:46 AM
I bet she liked sugar so much as a kid that she became "addicted". This cycle started way earlier.
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2013-01-06 12:28:52 AM
And, that's a dude.
 
2013-01-06 12:30:31 AM
I started with LSD, then moved on to pot and then alcohol. Stayed employed. Went back to school. Kept working.


Where's my headline?
 
2013-01-06 12:32:16 AM
Self medicating often doesn't end well.
 
2013-01-06 12:32:42 AM

FunkOut: I'd like to blame the internet for my short attention span but it was probably pre-existing and these are really good crackers and I wonder what the boiling point of neodymium is.


5565 °F

/What kind of crackers?
 
2013-01-06 12:34:32 AM

cryinoutloud: I recommend that recovering addicts smoke weed. I mean, you don't have to, but it's worked out well for me.


Marijuana maintenance, when you feel the need, go home and smoke some weed.
 
2013-01-06 12:37:39 AM
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