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(AZ Family)   Never threaten suicide in front of the Surprise police   ( divider line
    More: Obvious, suicides  
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12469 clicks; posted to Main » on 06 Jan 2013 at 3:04 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-06 03:14:54 AM  
7 votes:
The Surprise Police, they live inside of my head. The Surprise Police, they'll shoot a guy dead.
2013-01-06 03:14:42 AM  
7 votes:
Fine. I'll do it.
2013-01-06 03:14:49 AM  
4 votes:

Lets see if this works...
2013-01-06 06:29:59 PM  
1 vote:

lohphat: Fark_Guy_Rob:
I have to disagree....

It's illegal to commit suicide.

What's the penalty?

2013-01-06 12:59:01 PM  
1 vote:

crabsno termites: Why is it any concern of the government if anyone wants to end their life?

/Jack Kevorkian - right message, wrong messenger (Ross Perot, as well).

Because everyone is State Property?
2013-01-06 05:01:42 AM  
1 vote:
2013-01-06 04:25:02 AM  
1 vote:
Guess this way if he dies at least if he has life insurance or something, his family will get that, and probably a wrongful death settlement....or he'll probably get money from the city if he lives.......guess he knew what he was doing.
2013-01-06 03:19:01 AM  
1 vote:
2013-01-06 03:17:38 AM  
1 vote:
That'll learn him.
2013-01-05 11:55:38 PM  
1 vote:

Nothing To See Here: That's why the call the city , SURPRISE.

Guess we know where they shot him
2013-01-05 11:37:10 PM  
1 vote:
That's why the call the city , SURPRISE.
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