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(Sun News Network)   You're a drunk female at a hockey game on New Year's Eve. There is only one thing to do   ( divider line
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25572 clicks; posted to Main » on 05 Jan 2013 at 11:34 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-05 10:12:07 PM  
6 votes:
I'm surprised Canadians would be distracted from a hockey game by a naked woman.
2013-01-05 11:53:58 PM  
2 votes:

strutin: I'm not gonna post a photo, but here's a pic of her along with a story in french.

From that article:
"On raconte que Brittany Hourie n'a pas le même physique que les strip-teaseuse qu'on retrouve au Québec. Donc, ce n'est pas la fille en bikini que vous voyez sur la photo."

Translation: Brittany Hourie doesn't look nearly as good as Quebec Strippers so the photo above of a girl in a bikini is not Brittany.

Sorry Guys.
2013-01-05 11:49:31 PM  
2 votes:
Tiffany Hourie

How did her parents know to give her a stripper name?
2013-01-05 08:49:24 PM  
2 votes:
One daughter has an accident, flees the scene and refuses to blow, and the other does it on purpose, stays at the scene and tries really hard to blow everything. Their mother must be proud.
2013-01-06 07:49:27 AM  
1 vote:
2013-01-06 07:22:58 AM  
1 vote:
Drunk Alberta girl strips? Must have taken her ages to remove all that flannel.
2013-01-06 04:12:10 AM  
1 vote:

strutin: I'm not gonna post a photo, but here's a pic of her along with a story in french.

Do all Canadian girls have huge black muffs?
2013-01-06 12:56:17 AM  
1 vote:
fta Drunk Alberta woman strips on ice during hockey game: RCMP

RCMP, indeed
2013-01-06 12:31:50 AM  
1 vote:
A Canadian friend told me of a time he was in a bar and a drunk woman got up on a table and took her clothes off. The guys in the bar's reaction? "GET OFF THE TABLE WE CAN'T SEE THE GAME!!!"
2013-01-06 12:11:01 AM  
1 vote:
I like how the story in the article let us visualize what this young lady must be like on most other nights.

/open and full of pucks
2013-01-05 11:54:44 PM  
1 vote:
I miss hockey
2013-01-05 11:53:54 PM  
1 vote:
Sacré bleu!
2013-01-05 11:50:43 PM  
1 vote:

ramblinwreck: Didn't happen unless there is video/pictures (in English).

I demand all my pictures to be in English .

/// would hit it.
2013-01-05 11:07:21 PM  
1 vote:
Get your five holes filled?
2013-01-05 10:37:04 PM  
1 vote:
Both women are expected to appear in court later this month.

Will they be wearing clothes then?
2013-01-05 09:51:03 PM  
1 vote:
Tiffany Hourie
Brittany Hourie

Pronounced "whorey"?
2013-01-05 08:53:20 PM  
1 vote:
Puke on some random guy's dick in the latrine?
2013-01-05 08:40:36 PM  
1 vote:
Flash the crowd while yelling boisterously?
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