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(Sun News Network)   You're a drunk female at a hockey game on New Year's Eve. There is only one thing to do   (sunnewsnetwork.ca) divider line 58
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2013-01-05 08:40:36 PM
Flash the crowd while yelling boisterously?
 
2013-01-05 08:49:24 PM
One daughter has an accident, flees the scene and refuses to blow, and the other does it on purpose, stays at the scene and tries really hard to blow everything. Their mother must be proud.
 
2013-01-05 08:53:20 PM
Puke on some random guy's dick in the latrine?
 
2013-01-05 09:15:13 PM
I'm not gonna post a photo, but here's a pic of her along with a story in french.
 
2013-01-05 09:51:03 PM
Tiffany Hourie
Brittany Hourie


Pronounced "whorey"?
 
2013-01-05 10:12:07 PM
I'm surprised Canadians would be distracted from a hockey game by a naked woman.
 
2013-01-05 10:37:04 PM
Both women are expected to appear in court later this month.

Will they be wearing clothes then?
 
2013-01-05 11:07:21 PM
Get your five holes filled?
 
2013-01-05 11:22:15 PM

strutin: I'm not gonna post a photo, but here's a pic of her along with a story in french.


The video was hilarious even if I couldn't really follow the French.
 
2013-01-05 11:39:17 PM
Hockey game on NYE? Yeah, it's probably going to be a little messy.
 
2013-01-05 11:42:03 PM
Didn't happen unless there is video/pictures (in English).
 
2013-01-05 11:43:01 PM
images4.mtv.com
 
2013-01-05 11:44:15 PM
Bang the team?
 
2013-01-05 11:44:29 PM
canucksarmy.com
 
2013-01-05 11:46:04 PM

Apos: Flash the crowd while yelling boisterously?


Didn't read the article, but I thought along these lines as well.

Screeching THISISMYJAM! while showing off the girls, spilling your solo cup full of SoCo in the process, is a proud southern tradition at the local football games. I assume that hockey produces the same results.

/not me though. No sirree. *whistles*
 
2013-01-05 11:49:31 PM
Tiffany Hourie

How did her parents know to give her a stripper name?
 
2013-01-05 11:50:43 PM

ramblinwreck: Didn't happen unless there is video/pictures (in English).


I demand all my pictures to be in English .

/// would hit it.
 
2013-01-05 11:51:57 PM

strutin: I'm not gonna post a photo, but here's a pic of her along with a story in french.


She looks like an anime character.
 
2013-01-05 11:53:16 PM
Act al little Whore-ey? Britny?
 
2013-01-05 11:53:54 PM
Sacré bleu!
 
2013-01-05 11:53:58 PM

strutin: I'm not gonna post a photo, but here's a pic of her along with a story in french.


From that article:
"On raconte que Brittany Hourie n'a pas le même physique que les strip-teaseuse qu'on retrouve au Québec. Donc, ce n'est pas la fille en bikini que vous voyez sur la photo."

Translation: Brittany Hourie doesn't look nearly as good as Quebec Strippers so the photo above of a girl in a bikini is not Brittany.

Sorry Guys.
 
2013-01-05 11:54:44 PM
I miss hockey
 
2013-01-05 11:58:41 PM

rogue_L_chick: Screeching THISISMYJAM! while showing off the girls, spilling your solo cup full of SoCo in the process, is a proud southern tradition at the local football games. I assume that hockey produces the same results.


Please. As if Canadians at a hockey rink would dare spill their Tim's.
 
2013-01-06 12:00:22 AM
I thought the cute drunk chick was from Winnipeg.
 
2013-01-06 12:08:02 AM

simplicimus: I'm surprised Canadians would be distracted from a hockey game by a naked woman.


She'll be lucky to get a light sentence. Messing with hockey in Canada is right up there with murder and maple syrup theft.
 
2013-01-06 12:11:01 AM
I like how the story in the article let us visualize what this young lady must be like on most other nights.

/open and full of pucks
 
2013-01-06 12:12:55 AM

ramblinwreck: Didn't happen unless there is video/pictures (in English).


seriously, you needed the french picture translated?
 
2013-01-06 12:14:39 AM

Fista-Phobia: [images4.mtv.com image 329x324]


Wheat Kings and Pretty Things?
 
2013-01-06 12:21:25 AM

simplicimus: I'm surprised Canadians would be distracted from a hockey game by a naked woman.


Maybe the fighting hadn't started yet.
 
2013-01-06 12:26:16 AM

fusillade762: simplicimus: I'm surprised Canadians would be distracted from a hockey game by a naked woman.

Maybe the fighting hadn't started yet.


If the game was in Pincher Creek, Alta., it is safe to say they were not playing NHL quality hockey. Therefore the crowd might have been bored.
 
2013-01-06 12:31:50 AM
A Canadian friend told me of a time he was in a bar and a drunk woman got up on a table and took her clothes off. The guys in the bar's reaction? "GET OFF THE TABLE WE CAN'T SEE THE GAME!!!"
 
2013-01-06 12:43:33 AM
i1303.photobucket.com

Girls just wanna have fun!
 
2013-01-06 12:43:43 AM
Was anybody involved an anti-Zionist?
 
2013-01-06 12:44:25 AM
I was hoping for something closer to this

larrybrownsports.com

/NSFW view here, awww yeeeaahh
 
2013-01-06 12:48:10 AM
Can't believe I am the first to say it but TTIWWP!
 
2013-01-06 12:56:17 AM
fta Drunk Alberta woman strips on ice during hockey game: RCMP


RCMP, indeed
 
2013-01-06 12:59:14 AM
Ooo la la
 
2013-01-06 01:07:26 AM

tiiger: strutin: I'm not gonna post a photo, but here's a pic of her along with a story in french.

From that article:
"On raconte que Brittany Hourie n'a pas le même physique que les strip-teaseuse qu'on retrouve au Québec. Donc, ce n'est pas la fille en bikini que vous voyez sur la photo."

Translation: Brittany Hourie doesn't look nearly as good as Quebec Strippers so the photo above of a girl in a bikini is not Brittany.

Sorry Guys.


There ya go, I've been bitten once already this year posting the wrong person.. so no more pics for me..

/that's what I get for skipping most all of french 9

//found another pic, but yeah, you're right...I was hoping it was the hot Bikini one..
 
2013-01-06 01:15:09 AM
Crap, now I want poutine. Is there anything in Arizona that has decent poutine?
 
2013-01-06 01:28:54 AM

LazerFish: [canucksarmy.com image 620x360]


Gawdzila: I was hoping for something closer to this

[larrybrownsports.com image 530x315]


More likely in Vancouver

publicshamingeternus.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-06 02:46:52 AM
Perhaps our state department should offer them some sort of political refuge here.
 
2013-01-06 03:11:47 AM

simplicimus: I'm surprised Canadians would be distracted from a hockey game by a naked woman.


Well, if she's holding up the game, she should get the hell offa the ice.
 
2013-01-06 03:24:54 AM
Wait, so Calgary has different laws regarding titties being flashed?

/shame on you Calgary and your anti-titty stance
//it's a pity the pro-topless laws in Ontario aren't practiced more often
 
2013-01-06 03:39:15 AM
2 minute penalty....or if she was Fugly a 15 minute major.
 
2013-01-06 04:12:10 AM

strutin: I'm not gonna post a photo, but here's a pic of her along with a story in french.




Do all Canadian girls have huge black muffs?
 
2013-01-06 04:44:55 AM

No Time To Explain: Wait, so Calgary has different laws regarding titties being flashed?

/shame on you Calgary and your anti-titty stance
//it's a pity the pro-topless laws in Ontario aren't practiced more often


Wait, Calgary? Man, F*CK those guys. I spent about a season having to listen to those god-damn air horns as Lordfortuna watched the games, while I was meanwhile trying to do other stuff. 10 tons of firebomb would be too kind to those bastard fans.
 
2013-01-06 05:31:57 AM

strutin: I'm not gonna post a photo, but here's a pic of her along with a story in french.


From Google translate;
Sisters Tiffany (27) and Brittany Hourie (21 years) * e is fired one brush 30 December 2012 in the area of Pincher Creek, Alberta. Completely drunk driving, have caused accident (fortunately without serious injury) and then go to the arena of their city. Tiffany, who was driving the vehicle, left the scene, but her younger sister Brittany decided to go on the ice to do a striptease in the middle of a hockey game. Fortunately, she did not remove her underwear. It is said that Brittany Hourie not the same physical stripper we found in Quebec. So this is not the bikini girl that you see in the picture. Obviously, the two sisters will face charges of driving while intoxicated, gross indecency, blah blah blah.

(I love this last paragraph)

Evidence Pincher Creek is a true hole in western Canada. There is not a soul in the arena who filmed or took pictures of the scene. No images available at this time. Police are still waiting for videos of cameras ...
 
2013-01-06 05:58:38 AM
I don't recall any stories about hot girls stripping at football games! See, us Canadians need to teach you guys how to party!

/only in Alberta.... land of not much brains and too much oil and gas money.
 
2013-01-06 06:34:00 AM
Good crowd tonight...
 
2013-01-06 07:22:58 AM
Drunk Alberta girl strips? Must have taken her ages to remove all that flannel.
 
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