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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)   Josh Brolin arrested after cops find him passed out on sidewalk. Goonies Never Say Die   (nbclosangeles.com) divider line 52
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2013-01-05 08:54:26 PM  
Maybe he's trying to forget who his evil stepmother is.
 
2013-01-05 08:58:54 PM  
how did they fit his head in the car? seriously, the dude has a huge head.
 
2013-01-05 09:00:45 PM  
But MIB III was better than its predecessor, Josh. So what's the deal?
 
2013-01-05 09:04:18 PM  
I looked up 1600 Ocean Avenue on Google Maps.  There's nothing there except a small apartment building, a public library, and an empty parking lot that looks like it hosts a farmer's market.  There's a luxury Mariott closer to the water, but it really doesn't look like much of a party scene.

So without any evidence whatsoever, I'm going with:  he was trying to get a hooker.
 
2013-01-05 09:04:55 PM  
Nepotism causes alcoholism and sometimes, as in this case, severe overatism.
 
2013-01-05 09:07:41 PM  
Police sergeant from hell.
 
2013-01-05 09:09:24 PM  

borg: Maybe he's trying to forget who his evil stepmother is.


Or remembering that he played Dubya once.
 
2013-01-05 09:12:18 PM  

Lsherm: I looked up 1600 Ocean Avenue on Google Maps.  There's nothing there except a small apartment building, a public library, and an empty parking lot that looks like it hosts a farmer's market.  There's a luxury Mariott closer to the water, but it really doesn't look like much of a party scene.

So without any evidence whatsoever, I'm going with:  he was trying to get a hooker.


www.celebritiesfans.com

And he's married to Diane Lane.  Insane.
 
2013-01-05 09:31:21 PM  
A word of advice to his lawyer:  Do not offer him an affidavit...
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2013-01-05 09:39:52 PM  

Lsherm: I looked up 1600 Ocean Avenue on Google Maps.  There's nothing there except a small apartment building, a public library, and an empty parking lot that looks like it hosts a farmer's market.  There's a luxury Mariott closer to the water, but it really doesn't look like much of a party scene.

So without any evidence whatsoever, I'm going with:  he was trying to get a hooker.


No, I've been there plenty of times.  That's stumbling distance from dozens of bars and restaurants.

Haven't seen many hookers in the area, but there's a lot of homeless in the area.  He's lucky he wasn't rolled for his wallet and his shoes.
 
2013-01-05 09:41:35 PM  

L.D. Ablo: That's stumbling distance from dozens of bars and restaurants.


Down near the water, I guess?  Street view is pretty slow for me, so I didn't explore that much.
 
2013-01-05 09:44:25 PM  

Red Shirt Blues: Nepotism causes alcoholism and sometimes, as in this case, severe overatism.


Hey, you leave George W out of this.
 
2013-01-05 09:49:29 PM  

fusillade762: Red Shirt Blues: Nepotism causes alcoholism and sometimes, as in this case, severe overatism.

Hey, you leave George W out of this.


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2013-01-05 10:25:46 PM  
And in related news, GO SEE GANGSTER SQUAD THIS COMING FRIDAY!!
 
2013-01-05 10:27:12 PM  

Apos: But MIB III was better than its predecessor, Josh. So what's the deal?


It's the Rip Torn curse?
 
2013-01-05 10:41:51 PM  
Planet Tequila.
 
2013-01-05 10:45:26 PM  
Did he have a shotgun wound? Discovered by a mariachi band?

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2013-01-05 10:55:34 PM  
It's called method acting. Oldboy starts with his character in a police station on charges of public intoxication.
 
2013-01-05 11:10:33 PM  

Richard Roma: It's called method acting. Oldboy starts with his character in a police station on charges of public intoxication.


                         Yeah, that's it. Acting!
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2013-01-05 11:12:40 PM  

Wayne 985: Did he have a shotgun wound? Discovered by a mariachi band?

[www.reverseshot.com image 640x408]


I can see my work has been done for me.
 
2013-01-05 11:13:57 PM  
Why hasn't this turned into a Diane Lane thread?
 
2013-01-05 11:27:38 PM  

Shabash: Lsherm: I looked up 1600 Ocean Avenue on Google Maps.  There's nothing there except a small apartment building, a public library, and an empty parking lot that looks like it hosts a farmer's market.  There's a luxury Mariott closer to the water, but it really doesn't look like much of a party scene.

So without any evidence whatsoever, I'm going with:  he was trying to get a hooker.

[www.celebritiesfans.com image 360x450]

And he's married to Diane Lane.  Insane.



Is he really still married to her?  If so I would personally like to smash him in the face and then of course I'd grab Diane and do nasty thiings with her .
 
2013-01-05 11:35:34 PM  
You get arrested once for being drunk in public and the world comes to an end. I've been arrested severa...

Never mind.
 
2013-01-06 12:13:28 AM  

Red Shirt Blues: Nepotism causes alcoholism and sometimes, as in this case, severe overatism.


I wouldn't go so far as to call the man overrated. I mean, Brolins have personality.  He's a hell of lot more charming than that pig from Green Acres.
 
2013-01-06 12:27:01 AM  
He was just demonstrating the method acting techniques he used to portray Dubya in his pre-presidential days.
 
2013-01-06 12:32:46 AM  
You have to have a pretty big drinking problem to wind up passed out on a street. I hope he gets some help.
 
2013-01-06 12:54:53 AM  
I met Josh Brolin once...when I was 3 and he was 7. My parents were giving his parents our pet mountain lion that we had to get rid of due to zoning restrictions where we lived.
 
2013-01-06 01:03:12 AM  
I would be out drinking too if I had to come home to that ugly battleaxe Diane Lane.
 
2013-01-06 01:06:46 AM  
Lsherm: I looked up 1600 Ocean Avenue on Google Maps.  There's nothing there except a small apartment building, a public library, and an empty parking lot that looks like it hosts a farmer's market.  There's a luxury Mariott closer to the water, but it really doesn't look like much of a party scene.

So without any evidence whatsoever, I'm going with:  he was trying to get a hooker.


Number of places he could have gotten smashed at within 100 yards of that spot:

Chez Jay
Ivy by the Shore (celebrity haunt)
The Lobster

/Lived in the immediate area for years
 
2013-01-06 01:09:48 AM  

lasercannon: I would be out drinking too if I had to come home to that ugly battleaxe Diane Lane.


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2013-01-06 01:13:34 AM  

skinink: Planet Tequila.


No country for drunk men
 
2013-01-06 01:28:37 AM  
Looks like he got himself in some kind of a jackpot.
 
2013-01-06 01:41:27 AM  
Dudes, the dude was walking to get tacos at Kim's Food Corner.
 
2013-01-06 01:46:10 AM  
wa3.cdn.3news.co.nz

They see me Brolin, they hatin'
 
2013-01-06 03:36:37 AM  
To follow Dahnkster:Brolin, Brolin, Josh Brolin on a river..
 
2013-01-06 03:50:31 AM  
There is more going on here
 
2013-01-06 05:33:16 AM  

spammuncher: Lsherm: I looked up 1600 Ocean Avenue on Google Maps.  There's nothing there except a small apartment building, a public library, and an empty parking lot that looks like it hosts a farmer's market.  There's a luxury Mariott closer to the water, but it really doesn't look like much of a party scene.

So without any evidence whatsoever, I'm going with:  he was trying to get a hooker.

Number of places he could have gotten smashed at within 100 yards of that spot:

Chez Jay
Ivy by the Shore (celebrity haunt)
The Lobster

/Lived in the immediate area for years


Ya there are a lot of fairly high end places to drink around there. Or maybe he just got some drinks at Bubba Gumps on the pier.
 
2013-01-06 05:44:03 AM  
he was in goonies?
 
2013-01-06 06:34:03 AM  

What_Would_Jimi_Do: skinink: Planet Tequila.

No country for drunk men


Jonah Hennessy
 
2013-01-06 06:58:39 AM  

bdub77: Richard Roma: It's called method acting. Oldboy starts with his character in a police station on charges of public intoxication.

                         Yeah, that's it. Acting!
[eclectikrelaxation.com image 384x288]


Ha! Two Lovitz characters rolled into one meme! I love it!
 
2013-01-06 07:50:57 AM  
Llewellyn, what's in the satchel?

It's full of money.

That'll be the day. Where'd you get the pistol?

At the gettin' place.

/love that bit
 
2013-01-06 11:03:05 AM  
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2013-01-06 11:39:16 AM  
I wonder how many people looked at this headline and only recognized it because they watched Goonies in college after hearing about it.
 
2013-01-06 11:43:39 AM  

DeathByGeekSquad: I wonder how many people looked at this headline and only recognized it because they watched Goonies in college after hearing about it.


I saw Goonies years before I heard about it.
 
2013-01-06 12:56:57 PM  

darkshard2012: You have to have a pretty big drinking problem to wind up passed out on a street. I hope he gets some help.


This is true. I at least make it to my car and get the key in the ignition.

Passed out on the street is infinitely better than passed out behind a wheel. And I have a DUI conviction to prove it. Never again. Arizona's penalties are HARSH. I spent just north of $10,000 on my DUI, a year with one of those stupid breathalyzers on my car, and 24 hours in jail. And that was for DUI-(A), which is the minimum. That's for blowing barely a .08. The judge could have given me 10 days in jail for a first offense. This stupid state has a lot of problems, starting with our Governor Cryptkeeper, and Sheriff Joe, but they don't fark around with DUIs.

If anything, we need MORE TAXIS!
 
2013-01-06 02:08:14 PM  
Didnt get it, didnt get it....

Dahnkster: [wa3.cdn.3news.co.nz image 420x280]
wa3.cdn.3news.co.nz
They see me Brolin, they hatin'

GOT IT!
thanks.
 
2013-01-06 02:44:46 PM  

Teufelaffe: I met Josh Brolin once...when I was 3 and he was 7. My parents were giving his parents our pet mountain lion that we had to get rid of due to zoning restrictions where we lived.


I pictured Tracy Morgan saying this.

www.gossipcop.com

"I met Josh Brolin once...when I was 3 and he was 7. My parents were giving his parents our pet mountain lion that we had to get rid of due to zoning restrictions where we lived.... Then I had to go back to the spaceship and kick the aliens out for making too much noise after 9 pm!"
 
2013-01-06 03:04:04 PM  
No Country for Old Milwaukee.
 
2013-01-06 03:06:12 PM  
He's one of the Men Into Johnny Walker Black.
 
2013-01-06 05:02:52 PM  

DrMcNinja: Teufelaffe: I met Josh Brolin once...when I was 3 and he was 7. My parents were giving his parents our pet mountain lion that we had to get rid of due to zoning restrictions where we lived.

I pictured Tracy Morgan saying this.

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"I met Josh Brolin once...when I was 3 and he was 7. My parents were giving his parents our pet mountain lion that we had to get rid of due to zoning restrictions where we lived.... Then I had to go back to the spaceship and kick the aliens out for making too much noise after 9 pm!"


This was right after I saw a pack of wild dogs take over and successfully run a Wendy's.
 
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