AlwaysRightBoy: I hoping to catch the Norovirus that's coming over from Europe.
Lsherm: BronyMedic: Lsherm: I'd also like to eternally thank the group of teenagers who took pictures of me collapsed on the floor of the metro station, covered in puke, while helpfully pointing out "Dawg shiat himself! Got shiat all over!" That was helpful. I really appreciate it.To be fair, the Paramedics did the same thing after they dropped you off.Oh God, I apologized so much on the trip to the hospital. It didn't help that I couldn't stop throwing up in the ambulance, either. I did manage to hold in the rest of my shiat (literally) during the ride, but just barely. One of the paramedics was really hot, too. All I could think was "this entire ambulance smells like shiat and vomit. That girl is hot. I'm gonna puke again."I was so deliriously sick I tried to be quiet while I was puking and I thought maybe she would notice how quiet I was being. Like that was impressive.Then when I got to the hospital they insisted on having an orderly give me a sponge bath instead of letting me take a shower for seventeen hours like I wanted to. Honestly, if I had a gun on me at the time, I would have shot myself in the head. It was by far the most humiliating experience of my life.
BronyMedic: Lsherm: I'd also like to eternally thank the group of teenagers who took pictures of me collapsed on the floor of the metro station, covered in puke, while helpfully pointing out "Dawg shiat himself! Got shiat all over!" That was helpful. I really appreciate it.To be fair, the Paramedics did the same thing after they dropped you off.
St_Francis_P: Meh. I'm kicking it old-school, using my immune system. Hasn't failed yet.
swahnhennessy: Not sure if it's the flu, per se, but I've had something on me for a few weeks now. Body aches and massive fatigue, ear infection, lungs feel like they're working at half capacity. No fever to speak of or any outward signs of illness, save for the occasional sneeze. Whatever it is, I wish it'd go away. I'd almost rather be bed-ridden than suffer so long from this sort of vague malaise.
MorrisBird: Are there no editors? Are there no proofreaders? I despair.
p the boiler: Sorry if laughing at your pain makes me smile, but damn it is funny.
Abox: I got the vaccine and it hasn't affected me. Oh crap I just dropped 117 toothpicks.
Britney Spear's Speculum: We need to name flu pandemics like we do hurricanes and tropical storms.I'll with the first 6 ironically named after my ex girlfriends: Alicia, Jill, Pamela, Patricia, Claire, Pamela.
Rockstone: We should ban viruses. They do nothing good for us./Am I doing it right?
verbal_jizm: St_Francis_P: Meh. I'm kicking it old-school, using my immune system. Hasn't failed yet.I'm using my immune system as well. It just happens to have been educated to look for this years most likely strains.
Occam's Disposable Razor: My list of "anti-vaccine moran/trolls" who show up in red is certainly seeing an increased prevalence...
BronyMedic: Abox: I got the vaccine and it hasn't affected me. Oh crap I just dropped 117 toothpicks.Clearly a vaccine related side effect - flu shot probibly gave you Assburgers or something Autistic. Rush off to VAERS and make a report so your lawyer can sue for you.
Lt_Ryan: Media fear mongering and/or attempt to increase viewers. I didn't get a flu vaccine last year (or any year as an adult), took no less than 30 flights between January and March of last year and if you would believe what the media says I should have been in the hospital with the Flu, TB, Noro, Autism, and at least a dozen forms of Cancer.
Lsherm: I'd also like to eternally thank the group of teenagers who took pictures of me collapsed on the floor of the metro station, covered in puke, while helpfully pointing out "Dawg shiat himself! Got shiat all over!" That was helpful. I really appreciate it.
Richard C Stanford: I got my flu shot so that means...I SHALL RULE THIS POST-APOCALYPTIC WASTELAND!
Silly Jesus: Sounds like full blown AIDS.
assjuice: Or at least 2/3 blown AIDS
LlamaGirl: I can't wait to go all trash can man on this joint.
Felgraf: Is it a gluten alergy, or Celiacs?
A Shambling Mound: I work directly with the public. I handle objects handed to me by the unwashed masses and share close quarters with at least a dozen strangers every day. I only get the flu or a cold once every couple years but I will be pleased if I make it through this flu season without breaking my current streak.
RedPhoenix122: I am vaccinated by God through the power of prayer.
Sgygus: Influenza turned my vaccinated fever-cooked spouse into a zombie. She couldn't even remember her own name. (She couldn't walk either, so my brains were spared.)/got better//this time
Mentat: Already got it, survived.
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