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George Washington is perhaps the most well-known founding father. He was either lucky at times or a pure genius, here's why
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Darth_Lukecash
2013-01-05 06:45:20 PM
4 votes:
He'll save children
/But not the British children.
Red Shirt Blues
2013-01-06 02:03:53 AM
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MurphyMurphy
2013-01-05 07:13:01 PM
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George Washington was in a cult, and the cult was into aliens, man.
Mark Ratner
2013-01-05 06:53:04 PM
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Cause Martha had a big fat bowl waiting for him when he got home from work?
jaylectricity
2013-01-05 04:57:00 PM
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He has Connor and Haytham Henway to thank for that.
Peter von Nostrand
2013-01-05 08:25:23 PM
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Cause Martha had a big fat bowl waiting for him when he got home from work?
I heard he grew fields of it cause he knew it would be a good cash crop
Fall in Light
2013-01-05 07:50:20 PM
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Darth_Lukecash
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He'll save children
/But not the British children.
Killed his sensei in a duel and he never said why.
/stuck in my head now, thanks
Tenor Reaper
2013-01-05 07:41:01 PM
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SPOILERS I'M NOT THERE YET IN AC3 XD
Fark Rye For Many Whores
2013-01-05 07:04:18 PM
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So you think he's our
Most Valuable President?
FirstNationalBastard
2013-01-05 03:58:05 PM
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He married a rich broad when he was broke, and acquired all her land in the deal?
He became President when he was flat broke, and was set for life (all two years after leaving office)?
Washington sure was broke a lot.
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