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(LA Times)   Air Force buys fleet of Camaros, chase cars that help U2 pilots land. In other news, Joe Biden has found his next job   (latimes.com) divider line 22
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2013-01-05 10:00:12 PM
4 votes:

computerguyUT: skinink: Do the Camaros come with optional mullets or is it standard?

Sorry jackhole. The new Camaro is a very refined, fairly efficient vehicle.
I have a 2010 that pumps out 426hp and I can still manage 25mpg if I'm light on the pedal.
The V6 with 325 hp can get over 30.

Go crawl back over your sister and resume screwing your mom. Then take your Mistake to the store and pick up some Keystone.


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2013-01-05 05:11:34 PM
3 votes:
And yet, the Air Force still hasn't found what it's looking for.
2013-01-06 08:28:18 AM
2 votes:

base935: Does that sticker on Maverick's Ninja say "NO FAT CHICKS"?

I never noticed that.


I think its just "No Chicks"
2013-01-05 06:51:30 PM
2 votes:

Bslim: No love for the Mustang?


This isnt the RAF, so those Aston Martin knockoffs need not apply.

Perhaps if you were talking about pre-Eurotrash Ford, you might have a point.
2013-01-05 06:37:10 PM
2 votes:

Salieri_82: The U2 still flies? Like, real actual missions? Those things are older than agriculture and bronze tools.


Pussy hasn't changed in 10,000 years. Why change what works?
2013-01-05 06:32:37 PM
2 votes:

skinink: Do the Camaros come with optional mullets or is it standard?


Mine was standard with a backup in the glovebox. They're aftermarket now.
GBB
2013-01-05 11:07:47 PM
1 votes:
jerrygarrett.files.wordpress.com

No one?
2013-01-05 10:54:29 PM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-01-05 09:56:15 PM
1 votes:
They're just saying U2, it's really the U3.1
2013-01-05 09:36:20 PM
1 votes:

Cerebral Knievel: Time for a riveting tale, chap
If I may..

A great deal of the summers of my youth were spent in a cabin that was located on the banks of a tidal salt marsh. on the other side of that marsh and channel, about a half mile away was the end of the run way for the Wallops island NASA/ NOAA Flight Facility.

They have a U2 there that they use for upper atmosphere weather observations. I saw that thing take off and land on many an occasion, and even saw the chase car waiting at the end of the runway a few times.

one occasion stands out in my mind in particular.

this cabin... alright.. the cabin was a RV trailer with a mosquito porch built onto it's side, was located in a place called Trails End Campground and RV park. basically a members only campground where you can own your own campsite with hook ups and what not. no permanent residence allowed, no permanent structures.. so RV's, campers only.. had to be on wheels.. no mobile homes in the traditional sense even though hardly any of the campers ever moved anywhere once parked.

Well, in the center of this place, they had the community center with the large Olympic sized swimming pool complete with three level high dive.. One day in my youth, maybe 9 years old.. maybe twelve.. somewhere there I had muscled up the nerve to go all the way to the top of the high dive... and I was pretty much stuck up there. petrified with fear, contemplating just what in the hell I had gotten myself into, and then I heard a low rumble approaching... I, and everyone else at the pool that day, looked to the east to see what was going on. And then she came into view.. The NOAA U2, came in skirting the tree tops right over the pool, right towards the Runway on wallops. the plane seemed to just hang there, passing over my head in slow motion, the roar of the engine getting louder and louder, passing over my head on top of that high dive platform, so close I felt I could just reach up and touch its belly as it passed directly over my head.


That's probably the coolest story I've ever read on here. Thanks for sharing.
/wonder what you'd have done had it been a Blackbird
2013-01-05 08:34:40 PM
1 votes:

computerguyUT: skinink: Do the Camaros come with optional mullets or is it standard?

Sorry jackhole. The new Camaro is a very refined, fairly efficient vehicle.
I have a 2010 that pumps out 426hp and I can still manage 25mpg if I'm light on the pedal.
The V6 with 325 hp can get over 30.

Go crawl back over your sister and resume screwing your mom. Then take your Mistake to the store and pick up some Keystone.


Does the Camaro lighten your anger issues?

/ How long is your mullet?
2013-01-05 08:27:59 PM
1 votes:
Pretty cool being able to drive really fast on the streets with no name.
2013-01-05 07:18:13 PM
1 votes:
2018 A.D.
Ex-VEEP Joe Biden is mangled in a horrible Camero-US Airforce jet collision. He is clinging to life. But the Air Force doctors and scientists won't say die. They figure they have the technology to rebuild him, faster, stronger, better, smarter than ever. And they have the parts left from his body, the jet and his Camero to rebuild him with.

Thus is born the super action hero, The Six Million Amero Man! (Also known as ManCamero, part man, part Camero, part Air Force Two.)

You better believe he is a Big Farking Deal! He's ManCamero--the most powerful man on Earth after President Billary, The Duplicitous Two-fer of the United States of America.

This Week's Episode: Joe ManCamero battles the Supervillain AlGorzeera, who is plotting to melt the world's remaining ice cap and flood Jupiter Island and what's left of Mainland Florida.
2013-01-05 06:59:33 PM
1 votes:
Time for a riveting tale, chap
If I may..

A great deal of the summers of my youth were spent in a cabin that was located on the banks of a tidal salt marsh. on the other side of that marsh and channel, about a half mile away was the end of the run way for the Wallops island NASA/ NOAA Flight Facility.

They have a U2 there that they use for upper atmosphere weather observations. I saw that thing take off and land on many an occasion, and even saw the chase car waiting at the end of the runway a few times.

one occasion stands out in my mind in particular.

this cabin... alright.. the cabin was a RV trailer with a mosquito porch built onto it's side, was located in a place called Trails End Campground and RV park. basically a members only campground where you can own your own campsite with hook ups and what not. no permanent residence allowed, no permanent structures.. so RV's, campers only.. had to be on wheels.. no mobile homes in the traditional sense even though hardly any of the campers ever moved anywhere once parked.

Well, in the center of this place, they had the community center with the large Olympic sized swimming pool complete with three level high dive.. One day in my youth, maybe 9 years old.. maybe twelve.. somewhere there I had muscled up the nerve to go all the way to the top of the high dive... and I was pretty much stuck up there. petrified with fear, contemplating just what in the hell I had gotten myself into, and then I heard a low rumble approaching... I, and everyone else at the pool that day, looked to the east to see what was going on. And then she came into view.. The NOAA U2, came in skirting the tree tops right over the pool, right towards the Runway on wallops. the plane seemed to just hang there, passing over my head in slow motion, the roar of the engine getting louder and louder, passing over my head on top of that high dive platform, so close I felt I could just reach up and touch its belly as it passed directly over my head.

Mesmerized by the sight, the whoosh of air, the lingering jet wash, the stink of jet fuel exhaust, like kerosene, and the Doppler effect of the engine as she disappeared from sight beyond the pine trees behind me.

After the moment passed, I ran towards the edge of the diving platform and cannon balled, all my fear was gone
2013-01-05 06:54:15 PM
1 votes:

Bslim: No love for the Mustang?


It's pronounced Mustake.

/had a '66 and a '98. Never again.
2013-01-05 06:49:40 PM
1 votes:
www.bbc.co.uk
i.telegraph.co.uk
2013-01-05 06:44:36 PM
1 votes:
What exactly do they use the U-2 for? We have satellites and drones to do the job.
Do we really need them?
2013-01-05 06:37:11 PM
1 votes:

Salieri_82: The U2 still flies? Like, real actual missions? Those things are older than agriculture and bronze tools.


I agree, especially considering the SR-71 isn't in service anymore.
2013-01-05 06:32:40 PM
1 votes:

skinink: Do the Camaros come with optional mullets or is it standard?


The G Forces from acceleration cause the hair to grow like that.
2013-01-05 06:26:51 PM
1 votes:

KawaiiNot: biatchin' Camero!


Doughnuts on your lawn.
2013-01-05 06:25:31 PM
1 votes:
Do the Camaros come with optional mullets or is it standard?
2013-01-05 06:24:45 PM
1 votes:
biatchin' Camero!
 
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