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(NYPost)   Brooklyn's biggest curmudgeon finally gets caught after calling 911 too many times on Williamsburg hipsters. Can you really blame him?   ( divider line
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9005 clicks; posted to Main » on 05 Jan 2013 at 5:49 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-05 11:22:56 PM  
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2013-01-05 06:29:08 PM  
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Ikam: I know that people like to complain about hipsters, and so do I (in jest), but in my many years of living in neighborhoods alongside of hipsters and thugs, I can say that a hipster has never broken into my car, waved weapons at me, shot at people on my street, set my friend's car on fire or broken into my apartment and stole my shiat, unlike the thugs, who have, so I think I have to go with the hipsters here.

True,I'll take smugger over mugger any day.
2013-01-05 06:08:19 PM  
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"Hurson later listened to a recording of the 911 call, and said he recognized Segna's distinctive voice and speech impediment.

For the most part, though, cops considered the 6-foot, 300-pound Segna more of a "gentle giant" than a menace."

Are we sure his alias isn't Tony Rocky Horror and he used to give out foot massages?

2013-01-05 05:57:46 PM  
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In his defense, it is highly unusual for New York City to have noisy streets.
2013-01-05 05:54:34 PM  
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Reminds me of the joke-

Roger Gresse, an elderly man, from Zanesville, OH, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed. Roger opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked, "Is someone in your house?"

He said "No," but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me."

Then the police dispatcher said. "All patrols are busy. You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available."

Roger said, "Okay."

He hung up the phone and counted to 30.

Then he phoned the police again.

"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot them," and he hung up.

Within five minutes, six police cars, a SWAT team, a helicopter, two fire trucks, a paramedic, and an ambulance showed up at the Gresse residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the policemen said to Roger, "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"

Roger said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
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