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(Showbiz Spy)   Taylor Swift believes in fairytale love, molasses swamps, peppermint forests, and gumdrop mountains   (showbizspy.com) divider line 70
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2013-01-06 08:30:34 AM

Gosling: Paging Fark's resident Swiftie to thread 7519718... hi, how you doing?

And before I hear it again: yes, I'm a grown man and if you think I'm hardcore, you ought to see the official boards. (The mods clamp down hard over there, so don't do anything stupid.) Be happy I don't just randomly squeal and sign all by posts with 13's.

So let's just hit everything that needs to be hit in one post.

rynthetyn: I might be inclined to believe that she really is this naive little girl who believes in fairy tales if the song she wrote after breaking up with Jake Gyllenhaal wasn't so precisely written to best help disprove the gay rumors. She enters into mutually beneficial relationships with these guys for reasons that have nothing to do with true love and romance. Even the Kennedy kid was probably about using a smitten high schooler to live out her Kennedy fantasies.

According to Taylor, she falls in love really easily, but she also falls out of love really easily, and she often can't figure out what the hell happened until she starts thinking about it... and a song comes along. I think the fairytale thing might be a hint to it: fairytales, at least fairytales played straight without any Shrek-type business, always end in 'happily ever after'. As in, no rough spots, lifelong deep, intense, passionate romance. And when those rough spots hit- as will happen in any relationship- well, that's not how a fairytale ending goes, what's going on? And as she isn't good at figuring it out right away unless it's something blaring and flashing in neon (as in, say, finding out she's been cheated on), the relationship crashes and burns for it.

As for Jake... um, which song are you talking about? Because Red ran Jake through the damned wringer. You got State of Grace, Red, Treacherous, All Too Well, The Moment I Knew (one of Red's bonus tracks, which would indicate that 'the moment she knew' was when Jake blew off her 21st birthday party), he gets winged in Begin Again, there's some indicati ...


No one's judging you (I lie, people are, but I'm not, and it's more polite to be non confrontational) but, who gives a flaming shiat? This is worthless information that the people you're replying to don't and won't care about. You're the guy that comes into a guns thread and shiats everywhere screaming IT'S MAGAZINE NOT CLIP!!!, your data while pedantically correct is not relevant. Because no one in the conversation gives a shiat. If they did, 10 seconds on wiki or google would have provided these results.
 
2013-01-06 10:03:44 AM

paulleah: I really like her old stuff, like Tell it to my Heart.


Then she went into the "Papa Don't Preach" thing and I tuned out

/Fist. Angry. God.
 
2013-01-06 10:19:24 AM
Taylor Swift is a whore. There. I said it. About time somebody did. People call Miley Cyrus a whore because she may dress the part. However, Taylor Swift smiles all sweet and people overlook her whoring.

And she can't sing either (she can write a song though).

/send your hate mail to kis­s­mya­ss­[nospam-﹫-backwards]l­i­a­mg­*co­m*org*x­xx*net­*gov
//study it out!
 
2013-01-06 11:10:02 AM

thenewmissus: Taylor Swift is a whore. There. I said it. About time somebody did. People call Miley Cyrus a whore because she may dress the part. However, Taylor Swift smiles all sweet and people overlook her whoring.

And she can't sing either (she can write a song though).

/send your hate mail to kissmyass[[nospam-﹫-backwards] image 7x13]liamg[* image 7x13]com[* image 7x13]org[* image 7x13]xxx[* image 7x13]net[* image 7x13]gov
//study it out!


And this guy is a big phoney, Link
 
2013-01-06 11:11:19 AM

FraglitsStignow: She strikes me as the kind of gal that would give precise instructions the whole time you're farking.


I'm guessing you think that is a bad thing.

/waffles
 
2013-01-06 11:43:50 AM

ingineervt: Are you also a Bronie?

/not judging


Nope. Don't begrudge them

kroonermanblack: No one's judging you (I lie, people are, but I'm not, and it's more polite to be non confrontational) but, who gives a flaming shiat? This is worthless information that the people you're replying to don't and won't care about. You're the guy that comes into a guns thread and shiats everywhere screaming IT'S MAGAZINE NOT CLIP!!!, your data while pedantically correct is not relevant. Because no one in the conversation gives a shiat. If they did, 10 seconds on wiki or google would have provided these results.


A whole lot more people than give a shiat about anyone on those year-end lists. Besides, this is a Taylor Swift thread, correct? I am operating under the impression that discussing Taylor Swift is relevant here. It may not be relevant to the people that just want to keep on calling her a whore and a bunny boiler, but shockingly enough, some of us don't.

So it's worthless. I spend enough time reading stories about the Indian untouchable caste being used as guinea pigs by drug companies and rape in Somalian refugee camps and civil war in the Central African Republic. I think I get to have something to take the edge off.
 
2013-01-06 11:47:49 AM

red5ish: Forbes estimates that she is worth over $165 million.
As a philanthropist, Swift supports arts education, children's literacy, natural disaster relief, LGBT anti-discrimination efforts, and charities for sick children.


Just like every other overrated, vapid, Top-40's twunt who writes songs about ex-boyfriends because she's such an obsessive hole.

/would still hit it
//maybe more than once
///she needs bigger breasts though...and she's got a pancake for an ass
 
2013-01-06 11:53:12 AM

Gosling: ingineervt: Are you also a Bronie?

/not judging

Nope. Don't begrudge them

kroonermanblack: No one's judging you (I lie, people are, but I'm not, and it's more polite to be non confrontational) but, who gives a flaming shiat? This is worthless information that the people you're replying to don't and won't care about. You're the guy that comes into a guns thread and shiats everywhere screaming IT'S MAGAZINE NOT CLIP!!!, your data while pedantically correct is not relevant. Because no one in the conversation gives a shiat. If they did, 10 seconds on wiki or google would have provided these results.

A whole lot more people than give a shiat about anyone on those year-end lists. Besides, this is a Taylor Swift thread, correct? I am operating under the impression that discussing Taylor Swift is relevant here. It may not be relevant to the people that just want to keep on calling her a whore and a bunny boiler, but shockingly enough, some of us don't.

So it's worthless. I spend enough time reading stories about the Indian untouchable caste being used as guinea pigs by drug companies and rape in Somalian refugee camps and civil war in the Central African Republic. I think I get to have something to take the edge off.


I don't care what you do in your spare time. You could be a pony-boy for all I care. But coming into this thread and trying to preach to people about the miracles of your favorite nominal pop star is the part I was calling worthless.

This thread does not exist to venerate her, so you're just frustrating yourself and winding up your blood pressure pissing into the wind. No one really cares what you have to say about any of their talking points, because if they did, they'd have spent 15 seconds googling it for themselves. And when answers are so very instant but people don't have them, it's not for lack of availability, it's utter lack of 'give a shiat'.
 
2013-01-06 12:00:08 PM
I have an embarrassingly obscene amount of Taylor Swift on my iPhone.

/turning 30 tomorrow
 
2013-01-06 12:03:01 PM

kroonermanblack: This thread does not exist to venerate her, so you're just frustrating yourself and winding up your blood pressure pissing into the wind. No one really cares what you have to say about any of their talking points, because if they did, they'd have spent 15 seconds googling it for themselves. And when answers are so very instant but people don't have them, it's not for lack of availability, it's utter lack of 'give a shiat'.


You'd be amazed how often I decide to respond to silly little arguments with a ridiculously overpowered arsenal. This was how I opted to respond to the Seattle/Green Bay Fail Mary, for instance. Or how often I use silly little factoids in debates of actual consequence. During the campaign, I used an episode of Press Your Luck as an allegory for Romney's chances and it's right here if you don't believe me. For me, this is business as usual.
 
2013-01-06 12:28:15 PM
I have a fairytale for her. She know it's not real when I take off my pants.
 
2013-01-06 01:14:55 PM

StopLurkListen: One evening as the sun went down
And the jungle fires were burning,
Down the track came a hobo hiking,
And he said, "Boys, I'm not turning
I'm headed for a land that's far away
Besides the crystal fountains
So come with me, we'll go and see
The Big Rock Candy Mountains

In the Big Rock Candy Mountains,
There's a land that's fair and bright,
Where the handouts grow on bushes
And you sleep out every night.
Where the boxcars all are empty
And the sun shines every day
And the birds and the bees
And the cigarette trees
The lemonade springs
Where the bluebird sings
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains.

In the Big Rock Candy Mountains
All the cops have wooden legs
And the bulldogs all have rubber teeth
And the hens lay soft-boiled eggs
The farmers' trees are full of fruit
And the barns are full of hay
Oh I'm bound to go
Where there ain't no snow
Where the rain don't fall
The winds don't blow
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains.

In the Big Rock Candy Mountains
You never change your socks
And the little streams of alcohol
Come trickling down the rocks
The brakemen have to tip their hats
And the railway bulls are blind
There's a lake of stew
And of whiskey too
You can paddle all around it
In a big canoe
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains

In the Big Rock Candy Mountains,
The jails are made of tin.
And you can walk right out again,
As soon as you are in.
There ain't no short-handled shovels,
No axes, saws nor picks,
I'm bound to stay
Where you sleep all day,
Where they hung the jerk
That invented work
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains.
....
I'll see you all this coming fall
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains


She'll be buggered sore
Like a hobo's whore
In the big rock candy mountains
 
2013-01-06 01:46:13 PM

ModernLuddite: red5ish: Forbes estimates that she is worth over $165 million.
As a philanthropist, Swift supports arts education, children's literacy, natural disaster relief, LGBT anti-discrimination efforts, and charities for sick children.

Her music still sucks.


Perhaps you are not in her target demographic? Are you, by any chance, a girl age 10-17 with disposable income?
Because for that demographic her music is awesome. Note the "worth over $165 million" above. If you are not in her target demographic your opinion, while you are entitled to have one, is irrelevant.

Here is a List that supports my position. She just turned 23 in December, and may progress to writing music that has a wider appeal as she gets older. Or she could retire today and never work another day in a long and luxurious life.
 
2013-01-06 01:57:47 PM
She's a sped.
 
2013-01-06 03:24:59 PM

Gosling: kroonermanblack: This thread does not exist to venerate her, so you're just frustrating yourself and winding up your blood pressure pissing into the wind. No one really cares what you have to say about any of their talking points, because if they did, they'd have spent 15 seconds googling it for themselves. And when answers are so very instant but people don't have them, it's not for lack of availability, it's utter lack of 'give a shiat'.

You'd be amazed how often I decide to respond to silly little arguments with a ridiculously overpowered arsenal. This was how I opted to respond to the Seattle/Green Bay Fail Mary, for instance. Or how often I use silly little factoids in debates of actual consequence. During the campaign, I used an episode of Press Your Luck as an allegory for Romney's chances and it's right here if you don't believe me. For me, this is business as usual.


FYI, trolling to get blog hits (aka Bevets and she who will not be named) will get you banned.
 
2013-01-06 10:05:03 PM
What about the ROUSes?
 
2013-01-07 12:39:12 AM

911Jenny: I have an embarrassingly obscene amount of Taylor Swift on my iPhone.

/turning 30 tomorrow


iPhones are embarrassing

/enjoys Taylor Swift
//every celebrity iDiot out there has an iPhone (including Taylor)
 
2013-01-07 02:41:02 AM

kroonermanblack: FYI, trolling to get blog hits (aka Bevets and she who will not be named) will get you banned.


I'm careful not to do it unless it's on-topic. I reasoned that since I was having my response habits brought into question, it was relevant to show that that's just what I do. But that said, point taken.

/have scored one greenlight off my blog, though
//tried a bunch of times with more serious material but lo and behold it was a Taylor post that got through
 
2013-01-07 08:47:47 AM
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Pretty sure this must smell like pancake makeup and desperation.
 
2013-01-07 12:45:39 PM

dahmers love zombie: I'd fairy her tail.
I'd Taylor her Swift.
I'd...oh, hell...I'd be the most disappointing forty five seconds of her life, who am I kidding?
But I'd do it.


Me too...but Id make her sign a contract for royalties off the imminent song about said incident.
 
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