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(USA Today)   Kobe Bryant dunked ALLLL the eff over Chris Paul last night   (usatoday.com) divider line 42
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2013-01-05 01:15:41 PM
And lost.

/fark the lakers
 
2013-01-05 02:14:02 PM
I'm sure Chris Paul was just devastated having to settle for winning the game.
 
2013-01-05 02:29:41 PM
Gee, maybe having two former all stars in the starting line up amass a total of four points contributed to the loss.
 
2013-01-05 04:12:07 PM
oh wow, an old man dunked all over the shortest man on the opposing team. Gosh.
 
2013-01-05 04:13:00 PM
CP3 made the dagger of the game right in Kobe's eye, so I'm sure he's not sweating it, Lakermitter.
 
2013-01-05 04:16:24 PM
COOL!  Who won?
 
2013-01-05 04:20:37 PM
Pffftttt... that's not even the most impressive dunk of the new year. That, I think, should go to a dunk that was so awesome that it left the defender injured with a severely damaged ego.
 
2013-01-05 04:34:28 PM

lacydog: Pffftttt... that's not even the most impressive dunk of the new year. That, I think, should go to a dunk that was so awesome that it left the defender injured with a severely damaged ego.


That happened in my hometown. What's scary about Victor Dukes is that he's a Sophomore.

At Nettleton High School.
 
2013-01-05 04:42:42 PM
How tall is Paul?

meh...

4/10
 
2013-01-05 04:48:20 PM
Paul also broke Kobe's ankles a few times with the moves. So taller guy dunks over shorter guy and younger guy puts the moves on older guy. Wow. Let's make posters.
 
2013-01-05 04:51:26 PM
Are Lakers fans now looking for silver linings for winning silver medals every game?

/Laker fan
 
2013-01-05 04:56:30 PM
 
2013-01-05 05:02:38 PM

Russ Feingold's Brass Balls: lacydog: Pffftttt... that's not even the most impressive dunk of the new year. That, I think, should go to a dunk that was so awesome that it left the defender injured with a severely damaged ego.

That happened in my hometown. What's scary about Victor Dukes is that he's a Sophomore.

At Nettleton High School.


Yes, should be noted that despite the misleading headline of the blog I linked to (first video I could find), that's a high school basketball game. Despite being held at Ark State's arena.
 
2013-01-05 05:15:18 PM

ongbok: I'm sorry, but Vince Carter had the best facial ever.


Oh come on...if we are talking about facials, I'm pretty sure Kobe is king...bukkake.
 
2013-01-05 05:47:54 PM

lacydog: Russ Feingold's Brass Balls: lacydog: Pffftttt... that's not even the most impressive dunk of the new year. That, I think, should go to a dunk that was so awesome that it left the defender injured with a severely damaged ego.

That happened in my hometown. What's scary about Victor Dukes is that he's a Sophomore.

At Nettleton High School.

Yes, should be noted that despite the misleading headline of the blog I linked to (first video I could find), that's a high school basketball game. Despite being held at Ark State's arena.


Offensive foul.
 
2013-01-05 05:51:39 PM
Now all the Lakers have to do is let Kobe dunk on every possession, and the Lakers are BACK!

An old guy dunks on someone who not as tall as him. Good job, Kobe Beef.
 
2013-01-05 06:05:16 PM

ongbok: I'm sorry, but Vince Carter had the best facial ever.


And CP*3 had the best no-foul-call ever.

/*Cock-Puncher
 
2013-01-05 07:30:59 PM
As far as I can tell, that went down as two points in the box score and the Lakers lost by five.
 
2013-01-05 08:38:08 PM

Cheops: oh wow, an old man dunked all over the shortest man on the opposing team. Gosh.


They have to set their superstars as great players, its why I don't watch the NBA any longer, you can't do that, just play the game then let the superstars rise to the top.

The NBA has been trying to create the next Michael Jordan for years now.
 
2013-01-05 08:49:42 PM

steamingpile: Cheops: oh wow, an old man dunked all over the shortest man on the opposing team. Gosh.

They have to set their superstars as great players, its why I don't watch the NBA any longer, you can't do that, just play the game then let the superstars rise to the top.

The NBA has been trying to create the next Michael Jordan for years now.


Are you ever going to stop complaining about it? Every NBA thread and you're in here sounding old as shiat talking about the good old days of the NBA and how you haven't watched in 20 years. Let it go.
 
2013-01-05 09:00:59 PM
Wow, an NBA player dunking a basketball. You just don't see that very often.
 
2013-01-05 09:37:20 PM

TheJoe03: Are you ever going to stop complaining about it? Every NBA thread and you're in here sounding old as shiat talking about the good old days of the NBA and how you haven't watched in 20 years. Let it go.


That's pretty hilarious advice coming from someone you can find in any thread about rappers who aren't from the 90s doing the exact same thing. What's the matter texan, you can dish it out all ya want but can't take it back?
 
2013-01-05 10:21:02 PM

bel4sucks: That's pretty hilarious advice coming from someone you can find in any thread about rappers who aren't from the 90s doing the exact same thing.


Hmm, Mos Def, MF DOOM, Atmosphere, Aesop Rock, Sage Francis, Jedi Mind Tricks, Cunninglynguists, Kendrick Lamar, ASAP Rocky, Eyedea and Abilities, Joey Badass, Ludacris, Kid Cudi, Afroman, Living Legends, Mac Dre, Andre Nickatina, Zion I, Clipse, Cool Calm Pete, Deltron 3030, Kidz In The Hall, Dyme Def, King Fantastic, Murs, Eligh, Grouch, Pac Div, Currency, Talib Kweli, etc. But yeah, I only like 90s rap or something. Shouldn't you be white knighting Justin Beiber and One Direction or something?
 
2013-01-05 10:22:33 PM
Your post would make sense if I stopped listening to hip-hop in the year 2000, when I was 10 years old.
 
2013-01-05 10:29:31 PM
Want me to bust out the 80s rappers I like as well?
 
2013-01-05 10:31:19 PM
Oh, and how did I forget Immortal Technique!
 
2013-01-05 11:35:12 PM

ongbok: I'm sorry, but Vince Carter had the best facial ever.


Truth.

/Of ALL TIME.
 
2013-01-05 11:41:25 PM

UNC_Samurai: ongbok: I'm sorry, but Vince Carter had the best facial ever.

And CP*3 had the best no-foul-call ever.

/*Cock-Puncher


TheJoe03: bel4sucks: That's pretty hilarious advice coming from someone you can find in any thread about rappers who aren't from the 90s doing the exact same thing.

Hmm, Mos Def, MF DOOM, Atmosphere, Aesop Rock, Sage Francis, Jedi Mind Tricks, Cunninglynguists, Kendrick Lamar, ASAP Rocky, Eyedea and Abilities, Joey Badass, Ludacris, Kid Cudi, Afroman, Living Legends, Mac Dre, Andre Nickatina, Zion I, Clipse, Cool Calm Pete, Deltron 3030, Kidz In The Hall, Dyme Def, King Fantastic, Murs, Eligh, Grouch, Pac Div, Currency, Talib Kweli, etc. But yeah, I only like 90s rap or something. Shouldn't you be white knighting Justin Beiber and One Direction or something?


In order:

1. Awesome. Dude doesn't get nearly enough love.
2. Just discovered this cat and love his flow. I like Hopsin's sound, too but his look needs to change.
3. Great flow, rhythm, and execution, but much like Weezy, just too willing to rap on some nonsense shiat.

Impressive list of skills though.
 
2013-01-06 12:32:13 AM
As a die-hard Laker fan, I wholeheartedly disapprove of this greenlight.

/15-17
//CP3 schooled Kobe
///L
 
2013-01-06 12:36:24 AM

lacydog: Pffftttt... that's not even the most impressive dunk of the new year. That, I think, should go to a dunk that was so awesome that it left the defender injured with a severely damaged ego.


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-06 01:42:55 AM
25.media.tumblr.com

thehoopdoctors.com

/removeth thyself from thee lawneth
 
2013-01-06 06:31:06 AM

This Looks Fun: 1. Awesome. Dude doesn't get nearly enough love.


Agreed, he should at least be as popular as Immortal Technique, Atmosphere, Aesop Rock, and all the other great underground/indie rappers from the 00s.

This Looks Fun: 2. Just discovered this cat and love his flow. I like Hopsin's sound, too but his look needs to change.


He really is the hope of mainstream hip-hop right now, I hope he keeps doing his thing and doesn't become too poppy or something.

This Looks Fun: 3. Great flow, rhythm, and execution, but much like Weezy, just too willing to rap on some nonsense shiat.


Totally agree. He did always bring some light-heartedness to the game, like some mix of Redman and Method Man in one rapper (with the humor and the flow, respectively). The stuff he's been doing in the last 5 or so years has been cringe worthy at times but you can tell he still has the talent.
 
2013-01-06 06:34:46 AM
Oh and as for Hopsin, he for sure has the talent, but I never really respected the horrorcore rappers that much (to dark sided for me, like I think Necro is talented but the subject matter turns me off). At least, unlike Tyler the Creator and his crew, Hopsin admits to being horrorcore. He's basically like a black Slim Shady and Marshall Mathers era Eminem.
 
2013-01-06 12:52:45 PM

TheJoe03: But yeah, I only like 90s rap or something. Shouldn't you be white knighting Justin Beiber and One Direction or something?


Goddamn you are without a doubt the single dumbest texan on this site. biatch no one said you only like 90s rap. What I said is, you don't have the right to complain about someone biatching about the "good old days" in ANY thread, when your ass is in damn near every thread about Chris Brown, Nicki Minaj etc etc etc doing the exact same thing. You don't get to dish it out in one thread and then cry like a biatch in another when the exact same thing gets done. It isn't that hard for anyone to understand as long as they aren't from duh grate state uh texass
 
2013-01-06 02:09:21 PM
Look good and lose, where have I heard that one before?
 
2013-01-06 02:49:38 PM
weknowmemes.com
 
2013-01-06 04:13:58 PM
Because a 6'6" player dunking on a 6'0" point guard is news.
 
2013-01-06 05:16:19 PM

bel4sucks: TheJoe03: But yeah, I only like 90s rap or something. Shouldn't you be white knighting Justin Beiber and One Direction or something?

Goddamn you are without a doubt the single dumbest texan on this site. biatch no one said you only like 90s rap. What I said is, you don't have the right to complain about someone biatching about the "good old days" in ANY thread, when your ass is in damn near every thread about Chris Brown, Nicki Minaj etc etc etc doing the exact same thing. You don't get to dish it out in one thread and then cry like a biatch in another when the exact same thing gets done. It isn't that hard for anyone to understand as long as they aren't from duh grate state uh texass


LOL, I feel bad for you.
 
2013-01-07 02:14:27 AM

TheJoe03: LOL, I feel bad for you.


Awww pity from a coward, how cute. You know I'm right biatch, it's just that biatch ass texan in ya that tells you you're never wrong about anything.
 
2013-01-07 02:55:47 AM
I get it Bel4 I'm a biatch ass Texan. You say biatch more than Too Short. Props for that.
 
2013-01-07 02:52:50 PM

TheJoe03: I get it Bel4 I'm a biatch ass Texan. You say biatch more than Too Short. Props for that.


You know it's the truth. You display biatch behavior and then get pissed when someone calls you on it. Don't be such a farkin texan about it. If you don't want people coming in biatching about the good old days in basketball threads, then stay the fark outta rapper threads when you do the same thing.

If you were a man or actually had a pair, you wouldn't have to get talked to like this, biatch. You'd already know.
 
2013-01-07 05:25:56 PM
Whatever you say Bel4.
 
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