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(The Celebrity Cafe)   Zooey Deschanel bashes 'too skinny' Hollywood role models   (thecelebritycafe.com) divider line 90
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2013-01-05 12:18:45 PM
Kat Dennings heartily approves.
 
2013-01-05 01:21:48 PM
"You do not need to look or be anorexic to be successful in Hollywood. The range of what's acceptable is larger than what people believe."

Gain ten pounds and say that...
 
2013-01-05 01:40:23 PM
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The spice must flow.

/ that is one of the most absurdly over-shopped pics of an already gorgeous person that I have ever seen
 
2013-01-05 01:42:46 PM
She was really thin a few years ago, but I'd say she's a normal, healthy weight these days.

1.bp.blogspot.com

cdn02.cdn.justjared.com
 
2013-01-05 01:46:50 PM
Girl's thin, but she's not too skinny, subdude.
 
2013-01-05 02:49:43 PM
and heaven forbid youre not white. oh youre not complaining about that?

/whatevs
 
2013-01-05 02:50:02 PM
Says the assless wonder.
 
2013-01-05 02:54:57 PM
Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: "Says the assless wonder."

She can't poop? How does that work?
 
2013-01-05 02:55:15 PM
Hollywood promised me a Manic Pixie Dream Girl. Zooey, why haven't I been unwillingly pulled out of my mid-to-late twenties malaise by a small, quirky girl wearing vintage clothes and listening to the Velvet Underground on a discman?
 
2013-01-05 02:58:09 PM
Oh man, that's quirky!
 
2013-01-05 03:00:50 PM

BilltheThrill: Hollywood promised me a Manic Pixie Dream Girl. Zooey, why haven't I been unwillingly pulled out of my mid-to-late twenties malaise by a small, quirky girl wearing vintage clothes and listening to the Velvet Underground on a discman

8-track player that she lugs around at the end of an amusingly-yet-implausibly long extension cord?
 
2013-01-05 03:08:17 PM
500 words of Whining.
 
2013-01-05 03:08:20 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: "Says the assless wonder."

She can't poop? How does that work?


Hot girls never poop, haven't you heard?
 
2013-01-05 03:22:11 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: "Says the assless wonder."

She can't poop? How does that work?



She carries a fruit box, and shiats pears as needed.

/apologies to Mel Brooks
 
2013-01-05 03:32:50 PM

wambu: Kat Dennings heartily approves.


Is that the other quirky girl that looks just like her?
 
2013-01-05 03:59:44 PM

Sybarite: She was really thin a few years ago, but I'd say she's a normal, healthy weight these days.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 396x500]

[cdn02.cdn.justjared.com image 818x1222]


She put a few pounds on (and filled out quite well, IMO) after she quit being vegan. She found that trying to maintain a vegan diet while also being allergic to wheat gluten was nearly impossible for her without becoming a skeleton.
 
2013-01-05 04:01:04 PM

Fano: wambu: Kat Dennings heartily approves.

Is that the other quirky girl that looks just like her?


Nah, she tends to play more crazy than quirky. I think he was more referring to her hearty figure than her quirkiness.

www3.pictures.zimbio.com
 
2013-01-05 04:01:56 PM
Fano: No. Unless by quirky you mean pale voluptuous goth Goddess with huge tits.
 
2013-01-05 04:05:09 PM

dehehn: Fano: wambu: Kat Dennings heartily approves.

Is that the other quirky girl that looks just like her?

Nah, she tends to play more crazy than quirky. I think he was more referring to her hearty figure than her quirkiness.


My bad. And by golly, that is one magnificent rack. Turns out I was thinking of Katy Perry.
 
2013-01-05 04:11:19 PM
thechive.files.wordpress.com

What a real woman looks like.
 
2013-01-05 04:13:28 PM

BilltheThrill: Hollywood promised me a Manic Pixie Dream Girl. Zooey, why haven't I been unwillingly pulled out of my mid-to-late twenties malaise by a small, quirky girl wearing vintage clothes and listening to the Velvet Underground on a discman?


People who accuse her of promoting that fantasy seem to forget how the movie, "(500) Days of Summer" actually ended.
 
2013-01-05 04:17:57 PM

PDXBishop: Sybarite: She was really thin a few years ago, but I'd say she's a normal, healthy weight these days.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 396x500]

[cdn02.cdn.justjared.com image 818x1222]

She put a few pounds on (and filled out quite well, IMO) after she quit being vegan. She found that trying to maintain a vegan diet while also being allergic to wheat gluten was nearly impossible for her without becoming a skeleton.


She didn't know the tricks of the fat vegans I've known : deep fry all the vegetables, cover everything in avocado and coconut oil, and hit the booze hard. Of course, these weren't health conscious vegans but "stop murdering farm animals and pass the vegan doughnuts" political vegans. They did have beautiful glossy skin though.
 
2013-01-05 04:20:29 PM

dehehn: Fano: wambu: Kat Dennings heartily approves.

Is that the other quirky girl that looks just like her?

Nah, she tends to play more crazy than quirky. I think he was more referring to her hearty figure than her quirkiness.

[www3.pictures.zimbio.com image 415x594]


gotdamned!

Wood wife!
 
2013-01-05 04:24:10 PM

CigaretteSmokingMan: What a real woman looks like.


Wow, Dexter's sister Deedee all grown up
 
2013-01-05 04:38:14 PM
did anyone mention how cute and quirky she is?
 
2013-01-05 04:39:50 PM

PhiloeBedoe: "You do not need to look or be anorexic to be successful in Hollywood. The range of what's acceptable is larger than what people believe."

Gain ten pounds and say that...


Then again, most women in America could stand to lose 20lbs. I looked at my Polish friend at Christmas and asked her when she became an American.

/she's back at the gym now
//it's not mean, she thinks most American women are fat too
 
2013-01-05 04:40:14 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Says the assless wonder.


That's 70% of girls in the industry.
 
2013-01-05 04:41:38 PM
Fat hipster "dream girl" sounds fat.
 
2013-01-05 05:00:16 PM
I'm surprised her show is still on.

I saw most of an episode on the plane. I resorted to talking to a pregnant mother next to me it was so bad.
 
2013-01-05 05:02:25 PM
If she feels herself getting too skinny, I have a high-protein diet she can go on.

/ pssst. It's my spooge.
 
2013-01-05 05:10:01 PM

CigaretteSmokingMan: What a real woman looks like.


lh5.googleusercontent.com
 
2013-01-05 05:22:42 PM
Is that rain? Now let's order some tomato soup.
 
2013-01-05 05:52:35 PM
Zooey, until you get as hot as your sister, keep your opinions to yourself.
 
2013-01-05 06:06:15 PM

jaytkay: CigaretteSmokingMan: What a real woman looks like.

[lh5.googleusercontent.com image 500x360]


Tacky. Very tacky
 
2013-01-05 07:02:26 PM

FunkOut: PDXBishop: Sybarite: She was really thin a few years ago, but I'd say she's a normal, healthy weight these days.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 396x500]

[cdn02.cdn.justjared.com image 818x1222]

She put a few pounds on (and filled out quite well, IMO) after she quit being vegan. She found that trying to maintain a vegan diet while also being allergic to wheat gluten was nearly impossible for her without becoming a skeleton.

She didn't know the tricks of the fat vegans I've known : deep fry all the vegetables, cover everything in avocado and coconut oil, and hit the booze hard. Of course, these weren't health conscious vegans but "stop murdering farm animals and pass the vegan doughnuts" political vegans. They did have beautiful glossy skin though.


You forgot the mounds and mounds of pasta.
 
2013-01-05 07:06:18 PM

cig-mkr: Zooey, until you get as hot as your sister, keep your opinions to yourself.


Hotter than her sister IMO. Emily looks like an alien or too "uncanny valley". Zooey looks like a cute girl next door.

Everyone's taste is different though, I suppose.
 
2013-01-05 07:06:19 PM
Zooey Deschanel is too skinny subby? I think she's perfect.
 
2013-01-05 07:13:26 PM
She has some thick legs and nice booty in those Cotton commercial.
 
2013-01-05 08:50:54 PM
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2013-01-05 08:51:46 PM
i230.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-05 08:52:29 PM
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2013-01-05 09:46:35 PM
she was 'orrible in HHGTTG
 
2013-01-05 10:57:00 PM

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: she was 'orrible in HHGTTG


Everything was 'orrible in HHGTTG.
 
2013-01-05 11:26:50 PM

Virtual Pariah: E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: she was 'orrible in HHGTTG

Everything was 'orrible in HHGTTG.


She wasn't in HHGTTG. She wasn't even born when they filmed it, and she was less than a year old when it was televised.

There was no other live-action version of HHGTTG.
NONE.
EVER.
 
2013-01-06 12:01:32 AM

NYRBill: [i230.photobucket.com image 500x662]


Where are her nipples?
 
2013-01-06 12:18:37 AM

EsteeFlwrPot: NYRBill: [i230.photobucket.com image 500x662]

Where are her nipples?


I was wondering the same thing. Maybe the left one could be covered by the dress, but the right one seems to be MIA.
 
2013-01-06 12:19:38 AM

Yakivegas: EsteeFlwrPot: NYRBill: [i230.photobucket.com image 500x662]

Where are her nipples?

I was wondering the same thing. Maybe the left one could be covered by the dress, but the right one seems to be MIA.


I find missing nipples highly disturbing.
 
2013-01-06 01:16:45 AM
too skinny you say... she gives me a chubby.
 
2013-01-06 02:04:13 AM

elvindeath: If she feels herself getting too skinny, I have a high-protein diet she can go on.

/ pssst. It's my spooge.


dude, how do you think she got her job to begin with? take away the stupid name and obvious incredible deep throat skills and nothing is left, nothing at all. that or granpa is a TV executive.
 
2013-01-06 02:07:45 AM
So brave, coming from a girl who is probably 109 pounds.
 
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