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(CBS News)   15 year old girl finds out her name is not on the approved list. Is now officially referred to only as "Girl". Tarzan fails to see the problem   (cbsnews.com) divider line 34
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2013-01-05 03:21:47 PM  
6 votes:
Stone Meadow: "Whoa, how does one say "MILF" in Icelandic?"

Mïlfstødtïr.
2013-01-05 03:49:53 PM  
5 votes:

you are a puppet: As soon as Girl becomes legal I'd like to bang her. Currently, I would like to bang Girl's mom.



FTA:  "A 15-year-old is suing the Icelandic state for the right to legally use the name given to her by her mother..."

ICELAND LAWS: 1. Has no sodomy laws, the age of sexual consent is 14 for all.

You go ahead and wait. I already bought my ticket.


/How do you say "where is Girl" in Icelandic?
2013-01-05 03:31:41 PM  
3 votes:
I once heard an Icelandic legend of a girl conceived on a fishing boat when her mom had carnal relations with several of the crew. Iceland observes patronymic naming, but since they didn't know who the father was, they named the kid after the boat.
2013-01-05 12:49:56 PM  
3 votes:
2.bp.blogspot.com

Blaer?

Stulkas! Stulkas!
2013-01-05 03:20:51 PM  
2 votes:

EvilEgg: Sybarite: If I became dictator, a list of approved names (each with only ONE spelling) would be published within my first 100 days. Go find another outlet for your "creativity."

You sound old.  If you want to name your kid LeHyphenA I'm ok with that.  At eighteen the kid can decide whether to keep it or not.  You get twenty six characters, use them as you feel best, So Le-A.


I believe it's pronounced "Ledasha"
2013-01-05 03:05:00 PM  
2 votes:
As soon as Girl becomes legal I'd like to bang her. Currently, I would like to bang Girl's mom.
2013-01-05 03:01:07 PM  
2 votes:
So Blaer isn't on the list but Bjork is. Wonderful
2013-01-05 02:58:38 PM  
2 votes:
She not have name, she just girl.
2013-01-05 01:36:31 PM  
2 votes:
Weedlord Bonerhitlersdottir
2013-01-05 11:20:40 PM  
1 votes:

enderthexenocide: don't they have nicknames over there? can't the girl just have a her legal name and then have "blaer" as her nickname among family? is that so hard?


There is a village in my home province that used to publish a nickname based phonebook as a school fundraiser because the region has a only 3 family names and a gene pool the size of a shotglass.
2013-01-05 08:32:38 PM  
1 votes:
A whole country requiring thematic names like some overly-nerdy online game.
2013-01-05 08:28:08 PM  
1 votes:

Gordon Bennett: Mikeyworld: johnny_stingray: I once heard an Icelandic legend of a girl conceived on a fishing boat when her mom had carnal relations with several of the crew. Iceland observes patronymic naming, but since they didn't know who the father was, they named the kid after the boat.

Well, they could have named her, "Red snapper"

/OLD, old joke.

I'd rather be Red Snapper than Two Dogs farking.

/another OLD, old joke.


Shut up, Cinderblock
2013-01-05 07:29:20 PM  
1 votes:
I would like to give her a daughter and a little sister on the same night.
2013-01-05 04:47:59 PM  
1 votes:

skylabdown: Where are all the Gubmint-lovin farktards??


Did you lose them? Check under your bed next to the gun-grabbers, the homosexual agenda, the War on Christmas, Obama's Kenyan birth certificate, the liberal media, the climate change conspiracy, and the activist judges. I'm sure they're under there somewhere.
2013-01-05 04:33:36 PM  
1 votes:

Mikeyworld: johnny_stingray: I once heard an Icelandic legend of a girl conceived on a fishing boat when her mom had carnal relations with several of the crew. Iceland observes patronymic naming, but since they didn't know who the father was, they named the kid after the boat.

Well, they could have named her, "Red snapper"

/OLD, old joke.


I'd rather be Red Snapper than Two Dogs farking.

/another OLD, old joke.
2013-01-05 04:23:57 PM  
1 votes:
Could be worse.

i181.photobucket.com
2013-01-05 04:19:28 PM  
1 votes:

Stone Meadow: [a.abcnews.com image 640x360]

Whoa, how does one say "MILF" in Icelandic?


How do you say "tag-team"?
2013-01-05 04:11:00 PM  
1 votes:
Would definately hit that, mother and daughter as well, but could you imagine the shrinkage factor in Iceland? Brrrrr.
2013-01-05 04:07:35 PM  
1 votes:

Amos Quito:
ICELAND LAWS: 1. Has no sodomy laws, the age of sexual consent is 14 for all.


x-unknown:
Icelandic age of consent is 15. So they've got that going for them.

you'd better get there quick before it goes up again
2013-01-05 03:54:32 PM  
1 votes:
"Though the law has become more relaxed in recent years - with the name Elvis permitted, inspired by the charismatic rock and roll icon whose name fits Icelandic guidelines - choices like Cara, Carolina, Cesil, and Christa have been rejected outright because the letter "c'' is not part of Iceland's 32-letter alphabet."

So? What is it? Ieland?
2013-01-05 03:50:51 PM  
1 votes:

Quantum Apostrophe: Stone Meadow: "Whoa, how does one say "MILF" in Icelandic?"

Mïlfstødtïr.


A Mïlfstødtïr bit my penis once. Mïlfstødtïr bites can be nasti
2013-01-05 03:41:03 PM  
1 votes:
What a bunch of bjerks!
2013-01-05 03:35:07 PM  
1 votes:

ka1axy: EvilEgg: Sybarite: If I became dictator, a list of approved names (each with only ONE spelling) would be published within my first 100 days. Go find another outlet for your "creativity."

You sound old.  If you want to name your kid LeHyphenA I'm ok with that.  At eighteen the kid can decide whether to keep it or not.  You get twenty six characters, use them as you feel best, So Le-A.

I believe it's pronounced "Ledasha"



And her gay brother, LePrancesha
2013-01-05 03:29:32 PM  
1 votes:

Coronal mass ejection: In Kentucky you can name your kids anything you like, including Electric Buttram.


A friend from Covington swore they knew a Letcher Dickhaut.
2013-01-05 03:25:49 PM  
1 votes:
I named my daughter Honeydew Bongwater. Some people have a problem with that.
2013-01-05 03:22:36 PM  
1 votes:
Biff McLargeHuge!
2013-01-05 03:18:05 PM  
1 votes:
What if you move there and don't have an approved name?
2013-01-05 03:14:44 PM  
1 votes:
a.abcnews.com

Whoa, how does one say "MILF" in Icelandic?
2013-01-05 03:05:38 PM  
1 votes:
id bjork her mom big time.
2013-01-05 03:03:16 PM  
1 votes:

"Given names are even more significant in tiny Iceland that in many other countries: Everyone is listed in the phone book by their first names."


These are the Daves I know I know, these are the Daves I know!

2013-01-05 02:48:21 PM  
1 votes:
In a country comfortable with a firm state role, most people don't question the Personal Names Register, a list of 1,712 male names and 1,853 female names that fit Icelandic grammar and pronunciation rules and that officials maintain will protect children from embarrassment

When you got the left (OMG bullying embarrassing names OMG) and the right (you will obey and use only names linguistically correct to continue tradition), you probably should know by then that the legislation is not the best idea
2013-01-05 02:04:38 PM  
1 votes:

Coco LaFemme: On one hand, I don't think the government should control what you can name your kid.  On the other, seeing what some people in this country choose to saddle their offspring with.......I can understand it's its usefulness.


Wow, that was embarrassing.  That's what I get for not clicking "Preview" before "Add Comment."
2013-01-05 01:17:03 PM  
1 votes:
2013-01-05 12:30:49 PM  
1 votes:
Pack the condoms I'm going to Iceland.
 
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