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2013-01-05 12:13:42 PM  
Is "Hammerhead" is on the list?
 
2013-01-05 12:14:49 PM  
is
 
2013-01-05 12:17:28 PM  
I suppose "Coont" wont make it either.

/sad
 
2013-01-05 12:30:49 PM  
Pack the condoms I'm going to Iceland.
 
2013-01-05 12:40:06 PM  
Jungle life, I'm far away from nowhere
On my own like Tarzan Girl
 
2013-01-05 12:49:56 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com

Blaer?

Stulkas! Stulkas!
 
2013-01-05 01:01:55 PM  
On one hand, I don't think the government should control what you can name your kid.  On the other, seeing what some people in this country choose to saddle their offspring with.......I can understand it's usefulness.
 
2013-01-05 01:17:03 PM  
 
2013-01-05 01:29:37 PM  
If I became dictator, a list of approved names (each with only ONE spelling) would be published within my first 100 days. Go find another outlet for your "creativity."
 
2013-01-05 01:35:29 PM  
BFD!

My first name is an initial, and my middle name is my name - try filling out any type of form w/that!

/I blame my parents...
 
2013-01-05 01:36:31 PM  
Weedlord Bonerhitlersdottir
 
2013-01-05 01:42:39 PM  

Sybarite: If I became dictator, a list of approved names (each with only ONE spelling) would be published within my first 100 days. Go find another outlet for your "creativity."


You sound old.  If you want to name your kid LeHyphenA I'm ok with that.  At eighteen the kid can decide whether to keep it or not.  You get twenty six characters, use them as you feel best, So Le-A.
 
2013-01-05 02:04:38 PM  

Coco LaFemme: On one hand, I don't think the government should control what you can name your kid.  On the other, seeing what some people in this country choose to saddle their offspring with.......I can understand it's its usefulness.


Wow, that was embarrassing.  That's what I get for not clicking "Preview" before "Add Comment."
 
2013-01-05 02:41:33 PM  

Sybarite: If I became dictator, a list of approved names (each with only ONE spelling) would be published within my first 100 days. Go find another outlet for your "creativity."


QUICK
how many spellings of karen, chris, kathy, cindy
oh nvm

so
WHICH name as the most spelling variants??
 
2013-01-05 02:44:52 PM  

namatad: so
WHICH name as the most spelling variants??


http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=568495
not really an answer, but some good examples

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070630141815AA2mubJ
LOL

just look at Emily. In 2000, we saw Emily (25714), Emilee (920), Emely (603), Emilie (563), Emmalee (225), Emalee (122), Emiley (67), Emili (66), Emilly (57), Emmaleigh (56), Emeli (46), Emileigh (41), Emelie (40), Emalie (39), Emaleigh (33), Emmalie (28), Emmily (26), Emylee (22), Emmalea (20), Emmaly (19), and Emaly (18).
 
2013-01-05 02:47:51 PM  
there are good rules, and stupid rules.

this is a stupid rule.
 
2013-01-05 02:48:21 PM  
In a country comfortable with a firm state role, most people don't question the Personal Names Register, a list of 1,712 male names and 1,853 female names that fit Icelandic grammar and pronunciation rules and that officials maintain will protect children from embarrassment

When you got the left (OMG bullying embarrassing names OMG) and the right (you will obey and use only names linguistically correct to continue tradition), you probably should know by then that the legislation is not the best idea
 
2013-01-05 02:58:38 PM  
She not have name, she just girl.
 
2013-01-05 03:01:07 PM  
So Blaer isn't on the list but Bjork is. Wonderful
 
2013-01-05 03:01:42 PM  

EvilEgg: Sybarite: If I became dictator, a list of approved names (each with only ONE spelling) would be published within my first 100 days. Go find another outlet for your "creativity."

You sound old.  If you want to name your kid LeHyphenA I'm ok with that.  At eighteen the kid can decide whether to keep it or not.  You get twenty six characters, use them as you feel best, So Le-A.


26 letters. So you put a hyphen in there. haha
 
2013-01-05 03:03:16 PM  

"Given names are even more significant in tiny Iceland that in many other countries: Everyone is listed in the phone book by their first names."


These are the Daves I know I know, these are the Daves I know!

 
2013-01-05 03:05:00 PM  
As soon as Girl becomes legal I'd like to bang her. Currently, I would like to bang Girl's mom.
 
2013-01-05 03:05:38 PM  
id bjork her mom big time.
 
2013-01-05 03:07:12 PM  
fjord
 
2013-01-05 03:09:02 PM  
Just pick a name off this list.

International Roller Derby Master Roster
 
2013-01-05 03:09:27 PM  

namatad: so
WHICH name as the most spelling variants??


Over the last several years I've noticed a huge proliferation of variants on "Michaela." And let's just say I'm not impressed.
 
2013-01-05 03:10:09 PM  
*sees associated photo*

Bring them to me.
 
2013-01-05 03:11:18 PM  
Sqinita Mafwonka Alvarez-chong frowns on you shenanigans.
 
2013-01-05 03:11:38 PM  

Britney Spear's Speculum: Just pick a name off this list.

International Roller Derby Master Roster


I vote for "Derby Sanchez."

Actually, a little ctrl-f action shows a lot of Sanchez variants in there. Great minds think alike.
 
2013-01-05 03:12:23 PM  

namatad: Sybarite: If I became dictator, a list of approved names (each with only ONE spelling) would be published within my first 100 days. Go find another outlet for your "creativity."

QUICK
how many spellings of karen, chris, kathy, cindy
oh nvm

so
WHICH name as the most spelling variants??


I remember reading years ago the "Elizabeth" has the most variants: Elizabeth, Liz, Beth, Betsy, Bets, Liza, Ellie, and so on. That's not counting weird spellings like "Ellizybeth" or such.
 
2013-01-05 03:13:39 PM  

Sybarite: If I became dictator, a list of approved names (each with only ONE spelling) would be published within my first 100 days. Go find another outlet for your "creativity."


This will just make pre-filtering resumes and job applications all the more difficult. Now, it's like there's a built in early warning system: "Sorry BrayDen & Kynydy, not even gonna need to waste valuable seconds looking at your 'qualifications'"
 
2013-01-05 03:14:43 PM  

you are a puppet: As soon as Girl becomes legal I'd like to bang her. Currently, I would like to bang Girl's mom.


Damn straight. They grow'em right in Iceland.
 
2013-01-05 03:14:44 PM  
a.abcnews.com

Whoa, how does one say "MILF" in Icelandic?
 
2013-01-05 03:18:05 PM  
What if you move there and don't have an approved name?
 
2013-01-05 03:20:51 PM  

EvilEgg: Sybarite: If I became dictator, a list of approved names (each with only ONE spelling) would be published within my first 100 days. Go find another outlet for your "creativity."

You sound old.  If you want to name your kid LeHyphenA I'm ok with that.  At eighteen the kid can decide whether to keep it or not.  You get twenty six characters, use them as you feel best, So Le-A.


I believe it's pronounced "Ledasha"
 
2013-01-05 03:21:19 PM  
 
2013-01-05 03:21:28 PM  

bhcompy: So Blaer isn't on the list but Bjork is. Wonderful


Well, Björk is a traditional Icelandic girl's name, meaning "birch".
I don't have a complete problem with there being some sort of limit on names to prevent things that are blatantly offensive or potentially damaging to the child, but it seems like instead of having a set approved list, they should have rules about what is excluded and if there are specific names that need to be called out as not allowed, do so.
Being stuck the name of "Girl" seems more damaging than the name the mother gave her.
 
2013-01-05 03:21:47 PM  
Stone Meadow: "Whoa, how does one say "MILF" in Icelandic?"

Mïlfstødtïr.
 
2013-01-05 03:22:36 PM  
Biff McLargeHuge!
 
2013-01-05 03:23:49 PM  
Where are all the Gubmint-lovin farktards?? I figured they'd be all for this.

This "law" is obscene.
 
2013-01-05 03:25:29 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: Stone Meadow: "Whoa, how does one say "MILF" in Icelandic?"

Mïlfstødtïr.


I lol'd
 
2013-01-05 03:25:31 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: Stone Meadow: "Whoa, how does one say "MILF" in Icelandic?"

Mïlfstødtïr.


LOL...you win one interwebs, sir!
 
2013-01-05 03:25:49 PM  
I named my daughter Honeydew Bongwater. Some people have a problem with that.
 
2013-01-05 03:26:44 PM  

Rising_Zan_Samurai_Gunman: some sort of limit on names to prevent things that are blatantly offensive


well, I find RZSG to be grossly offensive. please change your name immediately. and until you do, your opinion had no validity. sorry. but you made the rule. now you must live by it.
 
2013-01-05 03:27:00 PM  

Stone Meadow: Whoa, how does one say "MILF" in Icelandic?


Not usually into blondes but I would make a couple of exceptions.
 
2013-01-05 03:29:32 PM  

Coronal mass ejection: In Kentucky you can name your kids anything you like, including Electric Buttram.


A friend from Covington swore they knew a Letcher Dickhaut.
 
2013-01-05 03:31:41 PM  
I once heard an Icelandic legend of a girl conceived on a fishing boat when her mom had carnal relations with several of the crew. Iceland observes patronymic naming, but since they didn't know who the father was, they named the kid after the boat.
 
2013-01-05 03:32:59 PM  
Nice to see that the priests are enforcing the laws of the state, no need for religious freedoms here - move along.
 
2013-01-05 03:34:25 PM  

Coco LaFemme: On one hand, I don't think the government should control what you can name your kid.  On the other, seeing what some people in this country choose to saddle their offspring with.......I can understand it's usefulness.


The language has a very peculiar sort of grammar, and names are essential to how a society organizes itself.
 
2013-01-05 03:35:07 PM  

ka1axy: EvilEgg: Sybarite: If I became dictator, a list of approved names (each with only ONE spelling) would be published within my first 100 days. Go find another outlet for your "creativity."

You sound old.  If you want to name your kid LeHyphenA I'm ok with that.  At eighteen the kid can decide whether to keep it or not.  You get twenty six characters, use them as you feel best, So Le-A.

I believe it's pronounced "Ledasha"



And her gay brother, LePrancesha
 
2013-01-05 03:36:22 PM  

skinink: "Given names are even more significant in tiny Iceland that in many other countries: Everyone is listed in the phone book by their first names."


Icelandic surnames are based on the father's forename (or sometimes the mother's), with an 's' to make it possessive and then -son or -dóttir. Hence "Björk Guðmundsdóttir".
 
2013-01-05 03:38:20 PM  
Would 'Zeph' be a no-go as well?
 
2013-01-05 03:39:12 PM  

Bennie Crabtree: The language has a very peculiar sort of grammar, and names are essential to how a society organizes itself.


Wut? It's just another Northern Germanic language...grammatically organized like modern German, Danish, etc., with a few oddities from being isolated for centuries.
 
2013-01-05 03:40:51 PM  
 
2013-01-05 03:41:03 PM  
What a bunch of bjerks!
 
2013-01-05 03:41:31 PM  
If you don't give your special snowflake a ridiculously spelled, awkward sounding name, how will the world (and your snowflake) know that they are the most special snowflake?
 
2013-01-05 03:44:52 PM  
This seems a bit like a Daily Fail type of non-story, attention-seeking article. The mother knew about this "problem" when the baby was baptized. It's been an ongoing issue for Girl for her entire life -- not something that's suddenly been imposed by the government. They've chosen to continue using a non-approved name for 15 years, so why are they talking to the media and posing for photos now?
 
2013-01-05 03:49:51 PM  

Sybarite: If I became dictator, a list of approved names (each with only ONE spelling) would be published within my first 100 days. Go find another outlet for your "creativity."


The douchebagginess of your post matches the douchebagginess of your profile.

Carry on.
 
2013-01-05 03:49:53 PM  

you are a puppet: As soon as Girl becomes legal I'd like to bang her. Currently, I would like to bang Girl's mom.



FTA:  "A 15-year-old is suing the Icelandic state for the right to legally use the name given to her by her mother..."

ICELAND LAWS: 1. Has no sodomy laws, the age of sexual consent is 14 for all.

You go ahead and wait. I already bought my ticket.


/How do you say "where is Girl" in Icelandic?
 
2013-01-05 03:50:51 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: Stone Meadow: "Whoa, how does one say "MILF" in Icelandic?"

Mïlfstødtïr.


A Mïlfstødtïr bit my penis once. Mïlfstødtïr bites can be nasti
 
2013-01-05 03:51:40 PM  
Stoopid names given by even stoopider parents are an endless source of entertainment here in he US.

Iceland has no idea what they're missing.
 
2013-01-05 03:51:49 PM  

you are a puppet: As soon as Girl becomes legal I'd like to bang her. Currently, I would like to bang Girl's mom.


Icelandic age of consent is 15. So they've got that going for them.
 
2013-01-05 03:53:36 PM  

x-unknown: you are a puppet: As soon as Girl becomes legal I'd like to bang her. Currently, I would like to bang Girl's mom.

Icelandic age of consent is 15. So they've got that going for them.


Race you!
 
2013-01-05 03:54:32 PM  
"Though the law has become more relaxed in recent years - with the name Elvis permitted, inspired by the charismatic rock and roll icon whose name fits Icelandic guidelines - choices like Cara, Carolina, Cesil, and Christa have been rejected outright because the letter "c'' is not part of Iceland's 32-letter alphabet."

So? What is it? Ieland?
 
2013-01-05 03:55:40 PM  

you are a puppet: As soon as Girl becomes legal I'd like to bang her. Currently, I would like to bang Girl's mom.


While Girl and mom are nice,they come no where near Maureen Sullivan.
Great face and body,barely covered in skimpy jungle garb.Hot like Krakatoa.
 
2013-01-05 03:56:03 PM  

hackhix: BFD!

My first name is an initial, and my middle name is my name - try filling out any type of form w/that!

/I blame my parents...


G Gordon Libby?
 
2013-01-05 03:56:03 PM  

Amos Quito: Stoopid names given by even stoopider parents are an endless source of entertainment here in he US.

Iceland has no idea what they're missing.


Chastity Bono!
 
2013-01-05 03:59:48 PM  
George of the jungle approves
 
2013-01-05 04:02:41 PM  
100% real Utah (moron mormon?) names

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfIehCrO4Zs

Not sure If i prefer Aunistee or Alycesaundra
 
2013-01-05 04:06:28 PM  
Getting her name approved is going to be a witch of a project.
 
2013-01-05 04:07:35 PM  

Amos Quito:
ICELAND LAWS: 1. Has no sodomy laws, the age of sexual consent is 14 for all.


x-unknown:
Icelandic age of consent is 15. So they've got that going for them.

you'd better get there quick before it goes up again
 
2013-01-05 04:09:48 PM  
My mother grew up in the sticks. Her brother was born and he was named after my grandfather. My mother was born. I'm not sure where the first name came from, but the middle one came from her uncle. I've seen her birth certificate, so I know. When the third and final child came along, my grandmother was adamant that my aunt wasn't getting named after anyone in my grandfather's family. My grandfather opened the paper and named her after the first two names he saw. I guess she's lucky she didn't "Daily Harold" for a name.

/Mom's name is Eugene, but she switched it to her maiden name when she married.
 
2013-01-05 04:11:00 PM  
Would definately hit that, mother and daughter as well, but could you imagine the shrinkage factor in Iceland? Brrrrr.
 
2013-01-05 04:16:47 PM  

meanmutton: hackhix: BFD!

My first name is an initial, and my middle name is my name - try filling out any type of form w/that!

/I blame my parents...

G Gordon Libby?


Even skipping a name doesn't help, the driver's license will read, "Charles NMN Farley" I suggest numbers...

/How's it going, #2?
//Why you in, 4?
 
2013-01-05 04:17:14 PM  

Glancing Blow: Nice to see that the priests are enforcing the laws of the state, no need for religious freedoms here - move along.


I'm sure that the Church of Iceland would be interested to know that their constitutionally protected status as the national church is meaningless, proven by the fact that some ignorant American numpty read an article somewhere.

namatad: just look at Emily. In 2000, we saw Emily (25714), Emilee (920), Emely (603), Emilie (563), Emmalee (225), Emalee (122), Emiley (67), Emili (66), Emilly (57), Emmaleigh (56), Emeli (46), Emileigh (41), Emelie (40), Emalie (39), Emaleigh (33), Emmalie (28), Emmily (26), Emylee (22), Emmalea (20), Emmaly (19), and Emaly (18).


1.bp.blogspot.com
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Quantum Apostrophe: Stone Meadow: "Whoa, how does one say "MILF" in Icelandic?"

Mïlfstødtïr.


I'll hazard a guess that that translates to "MILF's daughter." Must run in the family.
 
2013-01-05 04:19:28 PM  

Stone Meadow: [a.abcnews.com image 640x360]

Whoa, how does one say "MILF" in Icelandic?


How do you say "tag-team"?
 
GBB
2013-01-05 04:19:46 PM  
img.ksl.com

She wants her name to be Blaer?
 
2013-01-05 04:20:41 PM  
At an October ceremony in the Satara district in India's Maharashtra state, 285 girls were allowed to change their names, as each of them had originally been named the Hindi word "Nakusa," which translates to "unwanted" (expressing their parents'disappointment at not having had a son). In Satara, only 881 girls are born for every 1,000 boys, reportedly the result of abortion, given the expense of raising a girl (whose family is expected to pay for any wedding and give a dowry to the groom's family).

(this came from a site that has a lot of stories about names Link )
 
2013-01-05 04:23:54 PM  
slam.canoe.ca

Unimpressed
 
2013-01-05 04:23:57 PM  
Could be worse.

i181.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-05 04:28:22 PM  

johnny_stingray: I once heard an Icelandic legend of a girl conceived on a fishing boat when her mom had carnal relations with several of the crew. Iceland observes patronymic naming, but since they didn't know who the father was, they named the kid after the boat.


Well, they could have named her, "Red snapper"

/OLD, old joke.
 
2013-01-05 04:31:42 PM  
I have a 20-something client whose name is pronounced "Katey" (normally short for Katherine or Katrina) but it's spelled "K.T." and the punctuation is legally part of her name. The IRS seems to be OK with it on 1099s.
/ dull story bro
 
2013-01-05 04:31:48 PM  
This woman is like an Erin Brokavich or a Betty Friedan, taking on the status qup of an established egalitarian something or other.
 
2013-01-05 04:33:36 PM  

Mikeyworld: johnny_stingray: I once heard an Icelandic legend of a girl conceived on a fishing boat when her mom had carnal relations with several of the crew. Iceland observes patronymic naming, but since they didn't know who the father was, they named the kid after the boat.

Well, they could have named her, "Red snapper"

/OLD, old joke.


I'd rather be Red Snapper than Two Dogs farking.

/another OLD, old joke.
 
2013-01-05 04:44:59 PM  

DundieAwardWinner: [cdn.lightgalleries.net image 850x562]

Lewis Black is unimpressed


Looks like he's trying out for American Idol and forgot the words
 
2013-01-05 04:47:59 PM  

skylabdown: Where are all the Gubmint-lovin farktards??


Did you lose them? Check under your bed next to the gun-grabbers, the homosexual agenda, the War on Christmas, Obama's Kenyan birth certificate, the liberal media, the climate change conspiracy, and the activist judges. I'm sure they're under there somewhere.
 
2013-01-05 04:53:25 PM  
Yummy daughter and quite a nice milf with her. I would make the younger, hotter one happy first then go for the older one on round two.

Anyway, it is absolutely insane that any government would force a list of less than 2000 male and 2000 female names on its citizens (More like prisoners in this case). The icelanding folks should revolt.
 
2013-01-05 05:00:15 PM  
Interesting side story - when they took DNA from just about whole population of Iceland, they found that, as you'd expect, most of male chromosomes traced back to Viking genes. But the female ones mainly Scottish and Irish.

Suggested explanation was that the boys, with few prospects at home, went adventuring. But couldn't get many female volunteers for a long cold sea voyage in an open boat. Solution was to stop off at Scotland and Ireland and grab some women on the way through.
 
2013-01-05 05:06:47 PM  

SilentStrider: there are good rules, and stupid rules.

this is a stupid rule.


No-- it is a great rule, unless you are an immigrant.
 
2013-01-05 06:25:09 PM  
A blacklist I would get. I shudder to think how many two and three year old Mileys and Britneys are running around here. But a whitelist of names? That's a little oversteppy, IMO.
 
2013-01-05 06:57:35 PM  

bhcompy: So Blaer isn't on the list but Bjork is. Wonderful


Bjork was born in 1965. The Icelandic Naming Committee wasn't formed until 1991.
 
2013-01-05 07:14:41 PM  

EvilEgg: If you want to name your kid LeHyphenA I'm ok with that.


It makes hiring decisions later soooooo much easier.
 
2013-01-05 07:21:42 PM  

you are a puppet: As soon as Girl becomes legal I'd like to bang her. Currently, I would like to bang Girl's mom.


She's legal. It's Iceland.
 
2013-01-05 07:29:20 PM  
I would like to give her a daughter and a little sister on the same night.
 
2013-01-05 08:07:37 PM  
"It seems like a basic human right to be able to name your child what you want..."

It is.
 
2013-01-05 08:28:08 PM  

Gordon Bennett: Mikeyworld: johnny_stingray: I once heard an Icelandic legend of a girl conceived on a fishing boat when her mom had carnal relations with several of the crew. Iceland observes patronymic naming, but since they didn't know who the father was, they named the kid after the boat.

Well, they could have named her, "Red snapper"

/OLD, old joke.

I'd rather be Red Snapper than Two Dogs farking.

/another OLD, old joke.


Shut up, Cinderblock
 
2013-01-05 08:32:38 PM  
A whole country requiring thematic names like some overly-nerdy online game.
 
2013-01-05 08:56:50 PM  

hackhix: BFD!

My first name is an initial, and my middle name is my name - try filling out any type of form w/that!

/I blame my parents...


We were originally going to name our son Xavier B. [Skippy]. But after some talks with folks who had trouble with vital records, we decided to name him Xavier Bee [Skippy]
 
2013-01-05 09:17:18 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: bhcompy: So Blaer isn't on the list but Bjork is. Wonderful

Bjork was born in 1965. The Icelandic Naming Committee wasn't formed until 1991.


And just to be clear, Blaer has been on this approved list, but only for boys, since it takes the masculine declension. Oh, and it's been on and off the list a few times. They can't make up their minds.
 
2013-01-05 10:59:13 PM  
don't they have nicknames over there? can't the girl just have a her legal name and then have "blaer" as her nickname among family? is that so hard?
 
2013-01-05 11:20:40 PM  

enderthexenocide: don't they have nicknames over there? can't the girl just have a her legal name and then have "blaer" as her nickname among family? is that so hard?


There is a village in my home province that used to publish a nickname based phonebook as a school fundraiser because the region has a only 3 family names and a gene pool the size of a shotglass.
 
2013-01-05 11:57:47 PM  

mjjt: Interesting side story - when they took DNA from just about whole population of Iceland, they found that, as you'd expect, most of male chromosomes traced back to Viking genes. But the female ones mainly Scottish and Irish.

Suggested explanation was that the boys, with few prospects at home, went adventuring. But couldn't get many female volunteers for a long cold sea voyage in an open boat. Solution was to stop off at Scotland and Ireland and grab some women on the way through.


Do you know why I know you don't understand genetics?
 
2013-01-06 12:18:43 AM  
Being isolated, Icelandic is more like Old Norse than the other Scandinavian languages and maintains some of its arcane features. It has four cases for nouns. So people don't know how to say "Blaer's" or "to Blaer" or "I just farked Blaer."
 
2013-01-06 12:26:51 AM  

Coco LaFemme: On one hand, I don't think the government should control what you can name your kid.  On the other, seeing what some people in this country choose to saddle their offspring with.......I can understand it's usefulness.


Ya know, this is one case of government oppression I can actually see a point to. You're not inflicting a stupid name on yourself, you're legally inflicting a stupid name on another person who has no say in the matter. There's been real, documented cases of kids named not just something stupid or nonsensical like Jaquarius, but things like Loser, or Temptress. Imagine having to go through life with that being your legal name throughout childhood, and on your birth certificate for life. It's practically child abuse.
 
2013-01-06 12:27:34 AM  

lack of warmth: mjjt: Interesting side story - when they took DNA from just about whole population of Iceland, they found that, as you'd expect, most of male chromosomes traced back to Viking genes. But the female ones mainly Scottish and Irish.

Suggested explanation was that the boys, with few prospects at home, went adventuring. But couldn't get many female volunteers for a long cold sea voyage in an open boat. Solution was to stop off at Scotland and Ireland and grab some women on the way through.

Do you know why I know you don't understand genetics?


ok you cd be right - here's a link which seems to support what I've said:
The ancestry of the settlers is more controversial. Historical evidence suggests that not all of the settlers in Iceland originated from Scandinavia (Jones 1984). At the very least, it is believed that the settlers included a number of women and slaves from Norse settlements in the British Isles. There are numerous references in Icelandic medieval writings to the keeping of slaves, many of whom were obtained through raids on settlements in the British Isles (Jones 1984). Thus, the Icelandic founding gene pool may have received a substantial maternal contribution from the British Isles.

Link

or did l express it poorly in Boobies?

feel free to suggest a link which educates me (seriously)
 
2013-01-06 01:13:20 AM  

mjjt: lack of warmth: mjjt: Interesting side story - when they took DNA from just about whole population of Iceland, they found that, as you'd expect, most of male chromosomes traced back to Viking genes. But the female ones mainly Scottish and Irish.

Suggested explanation was that the boys, with few prospects at home, went adventuring. But couldn't get many female volunteers for a long cold sea voyage in an open boat. Solution was to stop off at Scotland and Ireland and grab some women on the way through.

Do you know why I know you don't understand genetics?

ok you cd be right - here's a link which seems to support what I've said:
The ancestry of the settlers is more controversial. Historical evidence suggests that not all of the settlers in Iceland originated from Scandinavia (Jones 1984). At the very least, it is believed that the settlers included a number of women and slaves from Norse settlements in the British Isles. There are numerous references in Icelandic medieval writings to the keeping of slaves, many of whom were obtained through raids on settlements in the British Isles (Jones 1984). Thus, the Icelandic founding gene pool may have received a substantial maternal contribution from the British Isles.

Link

or did l express it poorly in Boobies?

feel free to suggest a link which educates me (seriously)


Uh, the genetics fail that lack of warmth was pointing out wasn't that the Icelandic gene pool has British and other ancestry in it, it's that you apparently think males and females from the same gene pool have two separate sets of genes.
 
2013-01-06 05:42:39 AM  

hackhix: BFD!

My first name is an initial, and my middle name is my name - try filling out any type of form w/that!

/I blame my parents...


i136.photobucket.com

His mom and dad couldn't agree on what the S stood for, so he said to hell with it and the S didn't stand for anything.
 
2013-01-06 07:27:52 AM  

Need_MindBleach: mjjt: lack of warmth: mjjt: Interesting side story - when they took DNA from just about whole population of Iceland, they found that, as you'd expect, most of male chromosomes traced back to Viking genes. But the female ones mainly Scottish and Irish.

Suggested explanation was that the boys, with few prospects at home, went adventuring. But couldn't get many female volunteers for a long cold sea voyage in an open boat. Solution was to stop off at Scotland and Ireland and grab some women on the way through.

Do you know why I know you don't understand genetics?

ok you cd be right - here's a link which seems to support what I've said:
The ancestry of the settlers is more controversial. Historical evidence suggests that not all of the settlers in Iceland originated from Scandinavia (Jones 1984). At the very least, it is believed that the settlers included a number of women and slaves from Norse settlements in the British Isles. There are numerous references in Icelandic medieval writings to the keeping of slaves, many of whom were obtained through raids on settlements in the British Isles (Jones 1984). Thus, the Icelandic founding gene pool may have received a substantial maternal contribution from the British Isles.

Link

or did l express it poorly in Boobies?

feel free to suggest a link which educates me (seriously)

Uh, the genetics fail that lack of warmth was pointing out wasn't that the Icelandic gene pool has British and other ancestry in it, it's that you apparently think males and females from the same gene pool have two separate sets of genes.


ah l did say 'chromosomes' rather than 'genes', and my understanding is that they are identifiably different (X and Y), which was how they came up with the Iceland scenario in first place
 
2013-01-06 08:35:17 AM  
When 'Blaer' is outlawed, only outlaws will be named 'Blaer'...
 
2013-01-06 08:36:39 AM  
o.onionstatic.com
 
2013-01-06 08:40:50 AM  
"Breaking baby name rules Baby named Like after Facebook button Celebs provide source of baby name inspiration"

And THIS, ladies and gentlemen, is why you never, never ever, never ever ever EVER let the cat type your news article.

/Even if it IS 'Let your pet do your job' day.
 
2013-01-06 09:14:49 AM  
Need_MindBleach: mjjt: lack of warmth: mjjt: Interesting side story - when they took DNA from just about whole population of Iceland, they found that, as you'd expect, most of male chromosomes traced back to Viking genes. But the female ones mainly Scottish and Irish.

Suggested explanation was that the boys, with few prospects at home, went adventuring. But couldn't get many female volunteers for a long cold sea voyage in an open boat. Solution was to stop off at Scotland and Ireland and grab some women on the way through.

Do you know why I know you don't understand genetics?

ok you cd be right - here's a link which seems to support what I've said:
The ancestry of the settlers is more controversial. Historical evidence suggests that not all of the settlers in Iceland originated from Scandinavia (Jones 1984). At the very least, it is believed that the settlers included a number of women and slaves from Norse settlements in the British Isles. There are numerous references in Icelandic medieval writings to the keeping of slaves, many of whom were obtained through raids on settlements in the British Isles (Jones 1984). Thus, the Icelandic founding gene pool may have received a substantial maternal contribution from the British Isles.

Link

or did l express it poorly in Boobies?

feel free to suggest a link which educates me (seriously)

Uh, the genetics fail that lack of warmth was pointing out wasn't that the Icelandic gene pool has British and other ancestry in it, it's that you apparently think males and females from the same gene pool have two separate sets of genes.


I'm sure he was refering to Mitochondrial DNA (which is passed from your mom's mom's mom's etc back to your bloodlines "genetic Eve") on the females and the Y chromosome on the males which is passed from your dad's dad;s dad;s etc side back to your bloodline's "genetic Adam"
 
2013-01-06 10:39:23 AM  

EvilEgg: You get twenty six characters, use them as you feel best, So Le-A.


The dash don't be silent!
 
2013-01-06 02:49:00 PM  

Oldiron_79: I'm sure he was refering to Mitochondrial DNA (which is passed from your mom's mom's mom's etc back to your bloodlines "genetic Eve") on the females and the Y chromosome on the males which is passed from your dad's dad;s dad;s etc side back to your bloodline's "genetic Adam"


No wai. Shut up with ur science. Pffft.

Clearly, u r a witch.

/Fark: Genetics, how do it works? Is my global warmings yet?! Buh buh but Xians, burn thems!!!!
 
2013-01-07 11:20:42 AM  
Yes, not hiring people because of their name is such a sensible reaction. After all, they could very easily have spent months of their time and hundreds of dollars in legal fees getting it changed. (Depending on location of course.) It's their own fault that their parents named them Typhyny Meeshell Smith and Luekas Airyn Jones, right? Obviously their parent's choice of names means that they had to grow up to be useless incompetents, because that's just how it works.

Yeah, some names are pretty ridiculous. Bully magnets. In theory, most people eventually become mature enough to realize that a person's name is not a reflection of who they are, it's just something they happened to get stuck with when they were born.

/disclaimer- my name is boring and traditional enough for anyone
 
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