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32237 clicks; posted to Main » on 05 Jan 2013 at 1:01 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-05 12:48:07 PM  
9 votes:
2013-01-05 02:07:52 PM  
3 votes:

Lernaeus: Here, let me change into something that's going to get wet and be all uncomfortable when I get out, that's still wet when I get out of the water, then have to change out of and dry off again before getting dressed.

My other half was shopping for a swimming costume recently and found one marked "Dry Clean Only".
2013-01-05 01:31:45 PM  
3 votes:
2013-01-05 02:25:17 PM  
2 votes:

Znuh: 1988. This blew the back of my head off.

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In 1987, this one blew the toes of several "special socks" off.

/my lawn. off. now.
2013-01-05 02:00:12 PM  
2 votes:

IlGreven: Valiente: duffblue: Thank god, tired of seeing muffin tops and other women who have no business wearing bikinis


[ image 477x316] the two douchebags have finally lost all meaning on FARK, thus putting them alongside Inigo Montoya and the Ha! Ha! guy in the Fark Hall of Shame.

Yeah, how exactly is wanting to see an end to this:

youknowhowIknowyouregay.jpg material?
2013-01-05 01:46:43 PM  
2 votes:
So it's up to me to do this...

I will not sacrifice the bikini. We've made too many compromises already; too many retreats. They make the women wear one pieces and we fall back. They cover entire breasts including cleavage and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further! And *I* will make them pay for what they've done.
2013-01-05 01:25:39 PM  
2 votes:

Amos Quito: I blame FAT people.

fisker: I blame school shootings.

I blame us not shooting only the fat kids.
2013-01-05 01:21:29 PM  
2 votes:
where swim fashion is heading
2013-01-05 01:15:23 PM  
2 votes:
Just had to do it!
2013-01-05 01:11:17 PM  
2 votes:
I'm doing it wrong
2013-01-05 01:05:00 PM  
2 votes:
Sooo, just the bottoms then?
2013-01-05 04:12:42 PM  
1 vote:

Rik01: Well, what did you expect?

In the past 30 years, we've sat by while nearly everything sexual has become immoral, illegal, vilified and against civil rights.

If a first grader kisses another first grader of the opposite sex and no one gets upset, the 'kisser' still is required to be suspended for 'sexual harassment'. Government sez so. Even if the kid has no idea what sex is.

Teens (basically piles of walking, raging hormones) can't hold hands, touch, express affection or make any of the normal sex-drive induced comments without being branded sex offenders and suspended. Nor can a 16 year old have voluntary sex with an 18 year old, without the 18 year old being slapped in jail as a sexual predator.

A woman falls all over you drunk at a bar or party and does everything except tears your pants off and if you have sex with her it's date rape.

Of course, we seem to have a major explosion of child molesters, like nothing ever seen previously in history. Apparently, they lurk right outside your door behind every bush and tree.

Now, we have questions as to why boys are entering puberty three years too early and, in the 80's, were wondering why girls were developing boobies far too soon in school.

Show any form of appreciation for a woman's looks -- who is not your wife or girl friend, and that's sexual harassment. (NYC construction workers must be in a HUGE pile of trouble.)

Now mix in the fuss over Islamic dress v/s the wearing of Christian symbols -- like a cross around one's neck. Then religious rights get all mixed in.

For good measure, toss in the proliferation of porn and the ease of obtaining/viewing some. You need to consider also the explosion of armature porn as the technology makes it so easy for exhibitionists to show off.

Don't forget sexting.
So, considering all of the above, this is about the usual (and stupid) response.

Plus, history repeats itself. Platform shoes are back from the 70's. Hip huggers have reappeared. For a time, straight legged jeans were all the rage. We went through a phase where no makeup was the style and then too much makeup and them makeup for men.

Now we have penis pumps and pills. Probably necessary since we have a 'fatty explosion'.

I seem to recall when the Indiana Jones Hat started popping up on guys obviously nothing like him. Yuppies were the forerunners of Hipsters.

Not to mention that we're the most litigious nation in the history of the world, meaning you can be sued for nearly anything -- especially something that even MIGHT remotely come close to a sexual offense, of which there are now too many to list.

I'm too old for this shiat. However, I get to sit back and smirk as I see you 'youngsters' f**k everything up and wonder what happened.

/I need more popcorn.

Shut up and post titties
2013-01-05 03:07:24 PM  
1 vote:
Look over there!

(sneaks bookmark into thread)
2013-01-05 02:59:14 PM  
1 vote:
I'm not buying into it.

IMHO, just more fear-mongering by the media.
2013-01-05 02:36:24 PM  
1 vote:

HaywoodJablonski: Enjoy not getting attention from men, one-piecers

Who do you think you're kidding?
2013-01-05 02:34:30 PM  
1 vote:

Langdon_777: cig-mkr: [ image 576x885]


I should watch Miss Universe more closely rather than just laugh at it and say disparaging things.

One of my friends from UMD is in the upcoming Miss America pageant. Miss DC, if you happen to watch it. She was in the sorority I hang out with a lot.
2013-01-05 02:08:46 PM  
1 vote:
2013-01-05 01:48:15 PM  
1 vote:
2013-01-05 01:07:26 PM  
1 vote:
All the things of my youth have passed and I sit and flip my dentures at passers-by. Dammitsomuch.
2013-01-05 12:26:24 PM  
1 vote:
Camel toe thread?
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