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2013-01-05 12:07:42 PM  
7 votes:
Thank god, tired of seeing muffin tops and other women who have no business wearing bikinis
2013-01-05 02:08:46 PM  
3 votes:
www.lakestclair.net
2013-01-05 01:51:08 PM  
3 votes:
Some fit women like covering up because they just want to go swimming without being ogled by creeps, imagine that.
2013-01-05 01:31:45 PM  
3 votes:
web-images.chacha.com
2013-01-05 04:50:30 PM  
2 votes:
If you've got a nice body, a wet, clingy burlap sack will look sexy.
2013-01-05 02:50:37 PM  
2 votes:
www.trilobite.org
I've only even found one copy of this image.
2013-01-05 02:35:27 PM  
2 votes:

Banned on the Run: Znuh: 1988. This blew the back of my head off.

[www.halloffamememorabilia.com image 500x675]

Pfffft.
In 1987, this one blew the toes of several "special socks" off.

[img.poptower.com image 727x1024]

/my lawn. off. now.


Although Elle Macpherson makes any swimwear look good

i216.photobucket.com
2013-01-05 02:25:17 PM  
2 votes:

Znuh: 1988. This blew the back of my head off.

[www.halloffamememorabilia.com image 500x675]


Pfffft.
In 1987, this one blew the toes of several "special socks" off.

img.poptower.com

/my lawn. off. now.
2013-01-05 02:23:37 PM  
2 votes:
mlkshk.com
either way, women are wearing much less than usual.
2013-01-05 01:40:48 PM  
2 votes:
Swimsuits are the dumbest garments ever.

Here, let me change into something that's going to get wet and be all uncomfortable when I get out, that's still wet when I get out of the water, then have to change out of and dry off again before getting dressed.

Just swim naked. Nobody looks any worse naked than they do in a swimsuit - ugly's ugly and fat's fat.
2013-01-05 09:36:55 PM  
1 votes:

anotar: MemeSlave: Im fine with one-piece suits, provided ladies also don't bring back the giant bush underneath. There's something wrong with seeing pubes through someone's wet bathing suit.

[i0.kym-cdn.com image 420x255]


Um, pubes are an indication of sexual maturity.
2013-01-05 04:12:42 PM  
1 votes:

Rik01: Well, what did you expect?

In the past 30 years, we've sat by while nearly everything sexual has become immoral, illegal, vilified and against civil rights.

If a first grader kisses another first grader of the opposite sex and no one gets upset, the 'kisser' still is required to be suspended for 'sexual harassment'. Government sez so. Even if the kid has no idea what sex is.

Teens (basically piles of walking, raging hormones) can't hold hands, touch, express affection or make any of the normal sex-drive induced comments without being branded sex offenders and suspended. Nor can a 16 year old have voluntary sex with an 18 year old, without the 18 year old being slapped in jail as a sexual predator.

A woman falls all over you drunk at a bar or party and does everything except tears your pants off and if you have sex with her it's date rape.

Of course, we seem to have a major explosion of child molesters, like nothing ever seen previously in history. Apparently, they lurk right outside your door behind every bush and tree.

Now, we have questions as to why boys are entering puberty three years too early and, in the 80's, were wondering why girls were developing boobies far too soon in school.

Show any form of appreciation for a woman's looks -- who is not your wife or girl friend, and that's sexual harassment. (NYC construction workers must be in a HUGE pile of trouble.)

Now mix in the fuss over Islamic dress v/s the wearing of Christian symbols -- like a cross around one's neck. Then religious rights get all mixed in.

For good measure, toss in the proliferation of porn and the ease of obtaining/viewing some. You need to consider also the explosion of armature porn as the technology makes it so easy for exhibitionists to show off.

Don't forget sexting.
So, considering all of the above, this is about the usual (and stupid) response.

Plus, history repeats itself. Platform shoes are back from the 70's. Hip huggers have reappeared. For a time, straight legged jeans were all the rage. We went through a phase where no makeup was the style and then too much makeup and them makeup for men.

Now we have penis pumps and pills. Probably necessary since we have a 'fatty explosion'.

I seem to recall when the Indiana Jones Hat started popping up on guys obviously nothing like him. Yuppies were the forerunners of Hipsters.

Not to mention that we're the most litigious nation in the history of the world, meaning you can be sued for nearly anything -- especially something that even MIGHT remotely come close to a sexual offense, of which there are now too many to list.

I'm too old for this shiat. However, I get to sit back and smirk as I see you 'youngsters' f**k everything up and wonder what happened.

/I need more popcorn.


Shut up and post titties
2013-01-05 04:07:11 PM  
1 votes:
Well, what did you expect?

In the past 30 years, we've sat by while nearly everything sexual has become immoral, illegal, vilified and against civil rights.

If a first grader kisses another first grader of the opposite sex and no one gets upset, the 'kisser' still is required to be suspended for 'sexual harassment'. Government sez so. Even if the kid has no idea what sex is.

Teens (basically piles of walking, raging hormones) can't hold hands, touch, express affection or make any of the normal sex-drive induced comments without being branded sex offenders and suspended. Nor can a 16 year old have voluntary sex with an 18 year old, without the 18 year old being slapped in jail as a sexual predator.

A woman falls all over you drunk at a bar or party and does everything except tears your pants off and if you have sex with her it's date rape.

Of course, we seem to have a major explosion of child molesters, like nothing ever seen previously in history. Apparently, they lurk right outside your door behind every bush and tree.

Now, we have questions as to why boys are entering puberty three years too early and, in the 80's, were wondering why girls were developing boobies far too soon in school.

Show any form of appreciation for a woman's looks -- who is not your wife or girl friend, and that's sexual harassment. (NYC construction workers must be in a HUGE pile of trouble.)

Now mix in the fuss over Islamic dress v/s the wearing of Christian symbols -- like a cross around one's neck. Then religious rights get all mixed in.

For good measure, toss in the proliferation of porn and the ease of obtaining/viewing some. You need to consider also the explosion of armature porn as the technology makes it so easy for exhibitionists to show off.

Don't forget sexting.
So, considering all of the above, this is about the usual (and stupid) response.

Plus, history repeats itself. Platform shoes are back from the 70's. Hip huggers have reappeared. For a time, straight legged jeans were all the rage. We went through a phase where no makeup was the style and then too much makeup and them makeup for men.

Now we have penis pumps and pills. Probably necessary since we have a 'fatty explosion'.

I seem to recall when the Indiana Jones Hat started popping up on guys obviously nothing like him. Yuppies were the forerunners of Hipsters.

Not to mention that we're the most litigious nation in the history of the world, meaning you can be sued for nearly anything -- especially something that even MIGHT remotely come close to a sexual offense, of which there are now too many to list.

I'm too old for this shiat. However, I get to sit back and smirk as I see you 'youngsters' f**k everything up and wonder what happened.

/I need more popcorn.
2013-01-05 03:48:02 PM  
1 votes:
i172.photobucket.com
2013-01-05 03:37:41 PM  
1 votes:
maaadddog.files.wordpress.com
bathing suit? could be.
one-piece? yes.

proof of less-is-more? definitely.
2013-01-05 03:35:08 PM  
1 votes:
Not to worry, as long as there are women that are attention whores, they'll continue to wear bikinis.
2013-01-05 02:57:03 PM  
1 votes:
I have 297 pics tagged "bikini" in mah bukkit. I posted the only 3 on pieces.
Ergo, bikinis are 99 times more popular than one pieces.

I present exhibits A-DD:

i216.photobucket.com

i216.photobucket.com

i216.photobucket.com

i216.photobucket.com

i216.photobucket.com
I rest my case.
2013-01-05 02:56:14 PM  
1 votes:
lars.toomre.com

Remember her?
2013-01-05 02:46:50 PM  
1 votes:
The SI with Cheryl Tiegs in that fishnet caused the firing of countless knuckle bullets.
2013-01-05 02:43:02 PM  
1 votes:

Banned on the Run: Znuh: 1988. This blew the back of my head off.

[www.halloffamememorabilia.com image 500x675]

Pfffft.
In 1987, this one blew the toes of several "special socks" off.

[img.poptower.com image 727x1024]

/my lawn. off. now.


Znuh: 1988. This blew the back of my head off.

[www.halloffamememorabilia.com image 500x675]


I shall complete the trifecta:

i291.photobucket.com

CSB tyme: First Only thing I ever stole; from my dentist's office. Sorry Dr. Bachelli

/fap, fap and what is fap
2013-01-05 02:41:36 PM  
1 votes:
3.bp.blogspot.com
2013-01-05 02:36:06 PM  
1 votes:
i216.photobucket.com
2013-01-05 02:32:17 PM  
1 votes:
i216.photobucket.com
2013-01-05 02:30:39 PM  
1 votes:
2013-01-05 02:27:16 PM  
1 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com

Yep. Completely boring.
2013-01-05 02:00:12 PM  
1 votes:

IlGreven: Valiente: duffblue: Thank god, tired of seeing muffin tops and other women who have no business wearing bikinis

Oblig.


[www.miataturbo.net image 477x316]

...so the two douchebags have finally lost all meaning on FARK, thus putting them alongside Inigo Montoya and the Ha! Ha! guy in the Fark Hall of Shame.


Yeah, how exactly is wanting to see an end to this:

images.wikia.com

youknowhowIknowyouregay.jpg material?
2013-01-05 01:38:10 PM  
1 votes:

Znuh: 1988. This blew the back of my head off.

[www.halloffamememorabilia.com image 500x675]


Same here. That cover caused a kitten holocaust.
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Going classic

i36.photobucket.com
2013-01-05 01:23:25 PM  
1 votes:

wambu: Camel toe thread?


Tampon string.
2013-01-05 01:17:38 PM  
1 votes:
I blame FAT people.
2013-01-05 01:16:42 PM  
1 votes:
It's funny how bikinis were once seen as revolutionary and now women are too fat to show off the revolution so they have to stick with hiding behind cloth. LOSE WEIGHT YOU FAT COONTS!
2013-01-05 01:05:00 PM  
1 votes:
Sooo, just the bottoms then?
2013-01-05 01:04:23 PM  
1 votes:

duffblue: Thank god, tired of seeing muffin tops and other women who have no business wearing bikinis



This. For most women, it's sexier when some things are left to imagination.
2013-01-05 12:28:10 PM  
1 votes:
I suspect that you'll really only see them on women who need them. The hotties won't buy into the fad. They will want to flaunt their hard bodies. Move along.

/There's plenty of bikinis down-thread (or will be soon).
 
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