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2013-01-05 01:56:44 PM

Valiente: duffblue: Thank god, tired of seeing muffin tops and other women who have no business wearing bikinis

Oblig.


[www.miataturbo.net image 477x316]


...so the two douchebags have finally lost all meaning on FARK, thus putting them alongside Inigo Montoya and the Ha! Ha! guy in the Fark Hall of Shame.
 
2013-01-05 02:00:12 PM

IlGreven: Valiente: duffblue: Thank god, tired of seeing muffin tops and other women who have no business wearing bikinis

Oblig.


[www.miataturbo.net image 477x316]

...so the two douchebags have finally lost all meaning on FARK, thus putting them alongside Inigo Montoya and the Ha! Ha! guy in the Fark Hall of Shame.


Yeah, how exactly is wanting to see an end to this:

images.wikia.com

youknowhowIknowyouregay.jpg material?
 
2013-01-05 02:00:46 PM
Kathleen Power, related to Max Power?
 
2013-01-05 02:07:52 PM

Lernaeus: Here, let me change into something that's going to get wet and be all uncomfortable when I get out, that's still wet when I get out of the water, then have to change out of and dry off again before getting dressed.


My other half was shopping for a swimming costume recently and found one marked "Dry Clean Only".
 
2013-01-05 02:08:46 PM
www.lakestclair.net
 
2013-01-05 02:09:09 PM

Lernaeus: Swimsuits are the dumbest garments ever.

Here, let me change into something that's going to get wet and be all uncomfortable when I get out, that's still wet when I get out of the water, then have to change out of and dry off again before getting dressed.

Just swim naked. Nobody looks any worse naked than they do in a swimsuit - ugly's ugly and fat's fat.


And there's that guy.
 
2013-01-05 02:09:39 PM
 
2013-01-05 02:09:40 PM
I'm ok with this.
 
2013-01-05 02:12:36 PM
Somehow I doubt this is going to become a thing. More likely, the author lives nowhere near a beach, so has no idea what women are wearing on beaches, outside of a few paparazzi pics of women who wouldn't be given a second glance at any self-respecting beach with a nearby college population.
 
2013-01-05 02:15:14 PM

Shrinkwrap: Kathleen Power, related to Max Power?


He's the man

/sings song
 
2013-01-05 02:15:56 PM

Representative of the unwashed masses: So it's up to me to do this...

I will not sacrifice the bikini. We've made too many compromises already; too many retreats. They make the women wear one pieces and we fall back. They cover entire breasts including cleavage and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further! And *I* will make them pay for what they've done.


So you're saying YES the bikini and NO to the "borg-kini"?
 
2013-01-05 02:18:54 PM

Huck And Molly Ziegler: Representative of the unwashed masses: So it's up to me to do this...

I will not sacrifice the bikini. We've made too many compromises already; too many retreats. They make the women wear one pieces and we fall back. They cover entire breasts including cleavage and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further! And *I* will make them pay for what they've done.

So you're saying YES the bikini and NO to the "borg-kini"?


Exactly!
 
2013-01-05 02:22:06 PM

jaytkay: [farrah.jpg]


Thank you. You win my Favorite Farker Of The Day award.
 
2013-01-05 02:23:37 PM
mlkshk.com
either way, women are wearing much less than usual.
 
2013-01-05 02:25:17 PM

Znuh: 1988. This blew the back of my head off.

[www.halloffamememorabilia.com image 500x675]


Pfffft.
In 1987, this one blew the toes of several "special socks" off.

img.poptower.com

/my lawn. off. now.
 
2013-01-05 02:27:16 PM
24.media.tumblr.com

Yep. Completely boring.
 
2013-01-05 02:28:54 PM
Enjoy not getting attention from men, one-piecers
 
2013-01-05 02:30:39 PM
 
2013-01-05 02:31:23 PM

cig-mkr: [www.lakestclair.net image 576x885]


Damn.

I should watch Miss Universe more closely rather than just laugh at it and say disparaging things.
 
2013-01-05 02:32:17 PM
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-05 02:33:21 PM

Banned on the Run: If these are the one pieces, then I'm OK with this. (NSFW. No naughty bits, but yowza)


I'll be in my bunk
 
2013-01-05 02:34:30 PM

Langdon_777: cig-mkr: [www.lakestclair.net image 576x885]

Damn.

I should watch Miss Universe more closely rather than just laugh at it and say disparaging things.


One of my friends from UMD is in the upcoming Miss America pageant. Miss DC, if you happen to watch it. She was in the sorority I hang out with a lot.
 
2013-01-05 02:35:27 PM

Banned on the Run: Znuh: 1988. This blew the back of my head off.

[www.halloffamememorabilia.com image 500x675]

Pfffft.
In 1987, this one blew the toes of several "special socks" off.

[img.poptower.com image 727x1024]

/my lawn. off. now.


Although Elle Macpherson makes any swimwear look good

i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-05 02:36:06 PM
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-05 02:36:24 PM

HaywoodJablonski: Enjoy not getting attention from men, one-piecers


Who do you think you're kidding?

www.rachelgoede.com
 
2013-01-05 02:40:03 PM
Came to comment on the 4-piece, covered.
Also to comment on fatness, covered.

At least it will help hide the after pregnancy stretch marks.
 
2013-01-05 02:41:36 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-05 02:43:02 PM

Banned on the Run: Znuh: 1988. This blew the back of my head off.

[www.halloffamememorabilia.com image 500x675]

Pfffft.
In 1987, this one blew the toes of several "special socks" off.

[img.poptower.com image 727x1024]

/my lawn. off. now.


Znuh: 1988. This blew the back of my head off.

[www.halloffamememorabilia.com image 500x675]


I shall complete the trifecta:

i291.photobucket.com

CSB tyme: First Only thing I ever stole; from my dentist's office. Sorry Dr. Bachelli

/fap, fap and what is fap
 
2013-01-05 02:45:54 PM

cig-mkr: [www.lakestclair.net image 576x885]


That's some SEVERE camto
 
2013-01-05 02:46:50 PM
The SI with Cheryl Tiegs in that fishnet caused the firing of countless knuckle bullets.
 
2013-01-05 02:50:37 PM
www.trilobite.org
I've only even found one copy of this image.
 
2013-01-05 02:53:06 PM

vice_magnet: The SI with Cheryl Tiegs in that fishnet caused the firing of countless knuckle bullets.


I gotta browse Urban Dictionary more often. First time I've heard of 'knuckle bullets'.
 
2013-01-05 02:56:14 PM
lars.toomre.com

Remember her?
 
2013-01-05 02:57:03 PM
I have 297 pics tagged "bikini" in mah bukkit. I posted the only 3 on pieces.
Ergo, bikinis are 99 times more popular than one pieces.

I present exhibits A-DD:

i216.photobucket.com

i216.photobucket.com

i216.photobucket.com

i216.photobucket.com

i216.photobucket.com
I rest my case.
 
2013-01-05 02:59:14 PM
I'm not buying into it.

IMHO, just more fear-mongering by the media.
 
2013-01-05 03:06:52 PM

texdent: [lars.toomre.com image 225x415]

Remember her?


Hey everybody! It's the internet's "most downloaded woman" (title may have moved on since the late '90s)
 
2013-01-05 03:07:24 PM
Look over there!

(sneaks bookmark into thread)
 
2013-01-05 03:09:17 PM

nekulor: Langdon_777: cig-mkr: [www.lakestclair.net image 576x885]

Damn.

I should watch Miss Universe more closely rather than just laugh at it and say disparaging things.

One of my friends from UMD is in the upcoming Miss America pageant. Miss DC, if you happen to watch it. She was in the sorority I hang out with a lot.


I am envious :-)

My lucky moment was being back squaded in officer training (attitude problem) and going from a unit with more women than men too one with only one woman ... why was this lucky you rightfully ask, well it turned out that this female officer had won our state's miss universe the year before :D
 
2013-01-05 03:14:00 PM
Way back in the mid-70's, I got a one piece, mainly because the flesh between my chesticles and hips is whiter than this screen you are reading at this very moment. I am not currently, and never was, a great looker, but that suit had guys going nuts. It had to be the novelty, because the other girls were still wearing two pieces, and some bikinis. By the next summer, I saw a bunch of one piece suits.
 
2013-01-05 03:22:03 PM

Banned on the Run: I have 297 pics tagged "bikini" in mah bukkit. I posted the only 3 on pieces.
Ergo, bikinis are 99 times more popular than one pieces.

I present exhibits A-DD:

[i216.photobucket.com image 369x556]

[i216.photobucket.com image 467x700]

[i216.photobucket.com image 500x752]

[i216.photobucket.com image 600x800]

[i216.photobucket.com image 500x725]
I rest my case.


That last one is closer to FF or GG than DD, unless she is less than four feet tall.
/I'm not complaining of course
 
2013-01-05 03:24:10 PM

Representative of the unwashed masses: So it's up to me to do this...

I will not sacrifice the bikini. We've made too many compromises already; too many retreats. They make the women wear one pieces and we fall back. They cover entire breasts including cleavage and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further! And *I* will make them pay for what they've done.


And if you find yourself already surrounded by nubile bikini clad ladies, then you are already in Elysium.

On my signal, unleash hell

(Summon Dirkthedaring)
 
2013-01-05 03:35:08 PM
Not to worry, as long as there are women that are attention whores, they'll continue to wear bikinis.
 
2013-01-05 03:37:41 PM
maaadddog.files.wordpress.com
bathing suit? could be.
one-piece? yes.

proof of less-is-more? definitely.
 
2013-01-05 03:48:02 PM
i172.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-05 04:07:11 PM
Well, what did you expect?

In the past 30 years, we've sat by while nearly everything sexual has become immoral, illegal, vilified and against civil rights.

If a first grader kisses another first grader of the opposite sex and no one gets upset, the 'kisser' still is required to be suspended for 'sexual harassment'. Government sez so. Even if the kid has no idea what sex is.

Teens (basically piles of walking, raging hormones) can't hold hands, touch, express affection or make any of the normal sex-drive induced comments without being branded sex offenders and suspended. Nor can a 16 year old have voluntary sex with an 18 year old, without the 18 year old being slapped in jail as a sexual predator.

A woman falls all over you drunk at a bar or party and does everything except tears your pants off and if you have sex with her it's date rape.

Of course, we seem to have a major explosion of child molesters, like nothing ever seen previously in history. Apparently, they lurk right outside your door behind every bush and tree.

Now, we have questions as to why boys are entering puberty three years too early and, in the 80's, were wondering why girls were developing boobies far too soon in school.

Show any form of appreciation for a woman's looks -- who is not your wife or girl friend, and that's sexual harassment. (NYC construction workers must be in a HUGE pile of trouble.)

Now mix in the fuss over Islamic dress v/s the wearing of Christian symbols -- like a cross around one's neck. Then religious rights get all mixed in.

For good measure, toss in the proliferation of porn and the ease of obtaining/viewing some. You need to consider also the explosion of armature porn as the technology makes it so easy for exhibitionists to show off.

Don't forget sexting.
So, considering all of the above, this is about the usual (and stupid) response.

Plus, history repeats itself. Platform shoes are back from the 70's. Hip huggers have reappeared. For a time, straight legged jeans were all the rage. We went through a phase where no makeup was the style and then too much makeup and them makeup for men.

Now we have penis pumps and pills. Probably necessary since we have a 'fatty explosion'.

I seem to recall when the Indiana Jones Hat started popping up on guys obviously nothing like him. Yuppies were the forerunners of Hipsters.

Not to mention that we're the most litigious nation in the history of the world, meaning you can be sued for nearly anything -- especially something that even MIGHT remotely come close to a sexual offense, of which there are now too many to list.

I'm too old for this shiat. However, I get to sit back and smirk as I see you 'youngsters' f**k everything up and wonder what happened.

/I need more popcorn.
 
2013-01-05 04:12:42 PM

Rik01: Well, what did you expect?

In the past 30 years, we've sat by while nearly everything sexual has become immoral, illegal, vilified and against civil rights.

If a first grader kisses another first grader of the opposite sex and no one gets upset, the 'kisser' still is required to be suspended for 'sexual harassment'. Government sez so. Even if the kid has no idea what sex is.

Teens (basically piles of walking, raging hormones) can't hold hands, touch, express affection or make any of the normal sex-drive induced comments without being branded sex offenders and suspended. Nor can a 16 year old have voluntary sex with an 18 year old, without the 18 year old being slapped in jail as a sexual predator.

A woman falls all over you drunk at a bar or party and does everything except tears your pants off and if you have sex with her it's date rape.

Of course, we seem to have a major explosion of child molesters, like nothing ever seen previously in history. Apparently, they lurk right outside your door behind every bush and tree.

Now, we have questions as to why boys are entering puberty three years too early and, in the 80's, were wondering why girls were developing boobies far too soon in school.

Show any form of appreciation for a woman's looks -- who is not your wife or girl friend, and that's sexual harassment. (NYC construction workers must be in a HUGE pile of trouble.)

Now mix in the fuss over Islamic dress v/s the wearing of Christian symbols -- like a cross around one's neck. Then religious rights get all mixed in.

For good measure, toss in the proliferation of porn and the ease of obtaining/viewing some. You need to consider also the explosion of armature porn as the technology makes it so easy for exhibitionists to show off.

Don't forget sexting.
So, considering all of the above, this is about the usual (and stupid) response.

Plus, history repeats itself. Platform shoes are back from the 70's. Hip huggers have reappeared. For a time, straight legged jeans were all the rage. We went through a phase where no makeup was the style and then too much makeup and them makeup for men.

Now we have penis pumps and pills. Probably necessary since we have a 'fatty explosion'.

I seem to recall when the Indiana Jones Hat started popping up on guys obviously nothing like him. Yuppies were the forerunners of Hipsters.

Not to mention that we're the most litigious nation in the history of the world, meaning you can be sued for nearly anything -- especially something that even MIGHT remotely come close to a sexual offense, of which there are now too many to list.

I'm too old for this shiat. However, I get to sit back and smirk as I see you 'youngsters' f**k everything up and wonder what happened.

/I need more popcorn.


Shut up and post titties
 
2013-01-05 04:50:30 PM
If you've got a nice body, a wet, clingy burlap sack will look sexy.
 
2013-01-05 05:02:48 PM
Given the obesity trend, this might be a good thing. Just saying
 
2013-01-05 05:15:23 PM
Im fine with one-piece suits, provided ladies also don't bring back the giant bush underneath. There's something wrong with seeing pubes through someone's wet bathing suit.
 
2013-01-05 05:30:59 PM

MemeSlave: Im fine with one-piece suits, provided ladies also don't bring back the giant bush underneath. There's something wrong with seeing pubes through someone's wet bathing suit.


i0.kym-cdn.com
 
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